1.  A sheet of 'Bounce' around foundations, in caravans or
cars that are parked keeps mice from entering.

                  2. It takes the odour out of books and photo albums that
don't get opened too often.

                  3. It repels mosquitoes (gnats) Tie a sheet through a belt 
loop
when outdoors during mosquito season.

                  4. Eliminate static electricity from your television (or
computer) screen. Wipe your screen with a used sheet to keep dust from
resettling.

                  5. Dissolve soap scum from shower doors.

                  6. To freshen the air in the house - Place a new
individual
sheetin drawers or hang in cupboards.

                  7. Put a new sheet in vacuum cleaner bag.

                  8. Prevent cotton from tangling. Run a threaded needle
through a new sheet before beginning to sew.

                  9 .Prevent musty suitcases. Place a new sheet inside empty
suitcases before   storing.

                  10. To freshen the air in your car - Place a new sheet
under the front seat.

                  11. Clean baked-on foods from a cooking pan. Put a sheet
in a pan, fill with warm water, let sit overnight, and wipe clean. The
anti-static agent weakens the bond between the food and the pan.

                  12 .(For the office) Eliminate odours in wastepaper
baskets. Place a new sheet at the bottom of the wastepaper basket.

                  13. Collect pet hair. Rubbing the area with a sheet will
magnetically attract all those lose hairs.

                  14. Eliminate static electricity from Venetian blinds.
Wipe the blinds with a sheet to prevent dust from resettling.

                  15. Wipe up sawdust from drilling or sand papering. A used
sheet of Bounce will collect sawdust like a wet cloth.

                  16. Eliminate odours in dirty washing. Place an individual
sheet at the  bottom of a laundry basket or hamper.

                  17. Deodorize shoes or trainers. Place a sheet in your
shoes or trainers overnight.

                  18. Put a sheet in your sleeping bag and tent before
folding and storing  them. It will keep them smelling fresh.

                  19. Wet a Bounce sheet, hose down your car, and wipe
insects off easily with the wet Bounce.

                  20. Great for all outdoor sports or outside activities!!!
        Keep wasps away. Place a sheet in breast pockets.  It really works.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

                  Quick, bounce this on
 your friends they will be glad to hear these hints!

On Fri, 5 Sep 2008 23:49:44 +0100, "phylkat"  wrote:

>                  20. Great for all outdoor sports or outside activities!!!
>        Keep wasps away. Place a sheet in breast pockets.  It really works.

What's all this about?  The only slight interest generated was that
bit about breasts and bouncing...
I thought Bounce was a dog food.

Tiddy Ogg.
http://www.tiddyogg.co.uk

Reminds me of the old Monty Python sketch about the bloke who inherits
thousands of tonnes of string all cut into six inch lengths.

"Simpsons individual, pre-cut stringettes. A thousand household uses!
Kills all household pests!"

"Kills all household pests?"

"Yes! If they're smaller than a mouse you can strangle them with it,
if they're bigger than a mouse you can flog em to death with it!

> What's all this about?  The only slight interest generated was that
> bit about breasts and bouncing...
> I thought Bounce was a dog food.
>
> Tiddy Ogg.
> http://www.tiddyogg.co.uk


Doh!   It shows you don't go supermarket shopping much (if at all) Its a 
sheet of perfumed material one puts in the Tumble-dryer to help the clothes 
smell fresh & nice. Bought on a roll & sheets are torn off pretty much like 
toilet paper. (Its not cheap though)  Found in the aisle with the washing 
powders.   xx

In news:dnswk.269496$LU4.86393@newsfe24.ams2,
  phylkat bashed on  keyboard and typed:
>> What's all this about?  The only slight interest generated was that
>> bit about breasts and bouncing...
>> I thought Bounce was a dog food.
>>
>> Tiddy Ogg.
>> http://www.tiddyogg.co.uk
>
>
> Doh!   It shows you don't go supermarket shopping much (if at all)
> Its a sheet of perfumed material one puts in the Tumble-dryer to help
> the clothes smell fresh & nice. Bought on a roll & sheets are torn
> off pretty much like toilet paper. (Its not cheap though)  Found in
> the aisle with the washing powders.   xx

No wonder my washing comes out dirty I have been adding dog food

-- 
Trev
Nobody is perfect.
But Being a Yorkshire man is as close as you can get.

On Sat, 6 Sep 2008 10:49:59 +0100, "phylkat"  wrote:

>
>
>> What's all this about?  The only slight interest generated was that
>> bit about breasts and bouncing...
>> I thought Bounce was a dog food.
>>
>> Tiddy Ogg.
>> http://www.tiddyogg.co.uk
>
>
>Doh!   It shows you don't go supermarket shopping much (if at all) Its a 
>sheet of perfumed material one puts in the Tumble-dryer to help the clothes 
>smell fresh & nice. 

If you like the smell of EE slappers?

>Bought on a roll & sheets are torn off pretty much like 
>toilet paper. (Its not cheap though)  Found in the aisle with the washing 
>powders.   xx 
>

Not found in sensible supermarkets like Lidl?
-- 

Martin

"Trev" <trevbowdenAT.dsl.pipex.COM> wrote in message 
news:ia6dnXwdVYLdwF_VnZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...
> In news:dnswk.269496$LU4.86393@newsfe24.ams2,
>  phylkat bashed on  keyboard and typed:
>>> What's all this about?  The only slight interest generated was that
>>> bit about breasts and bouncing...
>>> I thought Bounce was a dog food.
>>>
>>> Tiddy Ogg.
>>> http://www.tiddyogg.co.uk
>>
>>
>> Doh!   It shows you don't go supermarket shopping much (if at all)
>> Its a sheet of perfumed material one puts in the Tumble-dryer to help
>> the clothes smell fresh & nice. Bought on a roll & sheets are torn
>> off pretty much like toilet paper. (Its not cheap though)  Found in
>> the aisle with the washing powders.   xx
>
> No wonder my washing comes out dirty I have been adding dog food
>
You think you have problems. My dog is constipated something rotten.

John

On Sat, 6 Sep 2008 15:17:48 +0100, "John E" <JCE@myhouse.invalid> wrote:

>"Trev" <trevbowdenAT.dsl.pipex.COM> wrote in message 
>news:ia6dnXwdVYLdwF_VnZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...
>> In news:dnswk.269496$LU4.86393@newsfe24.ams2,
>>  phylkat bashed on  keyboard and typed:
>>>> What's all this about?  The only slight interest generated was that
>>>> bit about breasts and bouncing...
>>>> I thought Bounce was a dog food.
>>>>
>>>> Tiddy Ogg.
>>>> http://www.tiddyogg.co.uk
>>>
>>>
>>> Doh!   It shows you don't go supermarket shopping much (if at all)
>>> Its a sheet of perfumed material one puts in the Tumble-dryer to help
>>> the clothes smell fresh & nice. Bought on a roll & sheets are torn
>>> off pretty much like toilet paper. (Its not cheap though)  Found in
>>> the aisle with the washing powders.   xx
>>
>> No wonder my washing comes out dirty I have been adding dog food
>>
>You think you have problems. My dog is constipated something rotten.

You shouldn't have had it stuffed.
-- 

Martin

CRINGE.......



"Martin" <me@address.invalid> wrote in message 
news:o9q4c49g2nrfk9s1cq77ut5qqaohiotcpn@4ax.com...
> On Sat, 6 Sep 2008 10:49:59 +0100, "phylkat"  wrote:
>
>>
>>
>>> What's all this about?  The only slight interest generated was that
>>> bit about breasts and bouncing...
>>> I thought Bounce was a dog food.
>>>
>>> Tiddy Ogg.
>>> http://www.tiddyogg.co.uk
>>
>>
>>Doh!   It shows you don't go supermarket shopping much (if at all) Its a
>>sheet of perfumed material one puts in the Tumble-dryer to help the 
>>clothes
>>smell fresh & nice.
>
> If you like the smell of EE slappers?
>
>>Bought on a roll & sheets are torn off pretty much like
>>toilet paper. (Its not cheap though)  Found in the aisle with the washing
>>powders.   xx
>>
>
> Not found in sensible supermarkets like Lidl?
> -- 
>
> Martin
>

On Sat, 6 Sep 2008 15:17:48 +0100, "John E" <JCE@myhouse.invalid>
wrote and included this (or some of this):

>"Trev" <trevbowdenAT.dsl.pipex.COM> wrote in message 
>news:ia6dnXwdVYLdwF_VnZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...
>> In news:dnswk.269496$LU4.86393@newsfe24.ams2,
>>  phylkat bashed on  keyboard and typed:
>>>> What's all this about?  The only slight interest generated was that
>>>> bit about breasts and bouncing...
>>>> I thought Bounce was a dog food.
>>>>
>>>> Tiddy Ogg.
>>>> http://www.tiddyogg.co.uk
>>>
>>>
>>> Doh!   It shows you don't go supermarket shopping much (if at all)
>>> Its a sheet of perfumed material one puts in the Tumble-dryer to help
>>> the clothes smell fresh & nice. Bought on a roll & sheets are torn
>>> off pretty much like toilet paper. (Its not cheap though)  Found in
>>> the aisle with the washing powders.   xx
>>
>> No wonder my washing comes out dirty I have been adding dog food
>>
>You think you have problems. My dog is constipated something rotten.

How does he smell?

-- 
®óñ©  ©  ²°¹°-°²

"®óñ© © ²°¹°-°²"  wrote in message 
news:24q7c4dpoj7qbv1dfhb1baab67hav04i93@4ax.com...
> On Sat, 6 Sep 2008 15:17:48 +0100, "John E" <JCE@myhouse.invalid>
> wrote and included this (or some of this):
>
>>"Trev" <trevbowdenAT.dsl.pipex.COM> wrote in message
>>news:ia6dnXwdVYLdwF_VnZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...
>>> In news:dnswk.269496$LU4.86393@newsfe24.ams2,
>>>  phylkat bashed on  keyboard and typed:
>>>>> What's all this about?  The only slight interest generated was that
>>>>> bit about breasts and bouncing...
>>>>> I thought Bounce was a dog food.
>>>>>
>>>>> Tiddy Ogg.
>>>>> http://www.tiddyogg.co.uk
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Doh!   It shows you don't go supermarket shopping much (if at all)
>>>> Its a sheet of perfumed material one puts in the Tumble-dryer to help
>>>> the clothes smell fresh & nice. Bought on a roll & sheets are torn
>>>> off pretty much like toilet paper. (Its not cheap though)  Found in
>>>> the aisle with the washing powders.   xx
>>>
>>> No wonder my washing comes out dirty I have been adding dog food
>>>
>>You think you have problems. My dog is constipated something rotten.
>
> How does he smell?
>
Well, he has no nose...