Come on, there must be a joke involving the greengrocer's apostrophe,
and this woman's daughter Bristol.


Tiddy Ogg.
http://www.tiddyogg.co.uk

"Tiddy Ogg"  wrote in message 
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> Come on, there must be a joke involving the greengrocer's apostrophe,
> and this woman's daughter Bristol.
>
>
> Tiddy Ogg.
> http://www.tiddyogg.co.uk

Sorry I've had more than enough about the US election already.

Though Sarah would be the prettiest president we've seen for a year or so.
P

On Fri, 5 Sep 2008 17:13:01 +0100, "Pointer"
 wrote:
>
>Sorry I've had more than enough about the US election already.
>
>Though Sarah would be the prettiest president we've seen for a year or so.
>P
>
But there must be something starting:
Sarah Palin revealed her Bristol's...

Tiddy Ogg.
http://www.tiddyogg.co.uk

Message-ID: <VUcwk.149908$le1.16988@newsfe11.ams2> from Pointer
contained the following:

>Sorry I've had more than enough about the US election already.
>
>Though Sarah would be the prettiest president we've seen for a year or so.

Dunno what she's doing with John McCain though, she doesn't believe in
old fossils.
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On Fri, 05 Sep 2008 19:09:00 +0100, Tiddy Ogg  wrote:

>On Fri, 5 Sep 2008 17:13:01 +0100, "Pointer"
> wrote:
>>
>>Sorry I've had more than enough about the US election already.
>>
>>Though Sarah would be the prettiest president we've seen for a year or so.
>>P
>>
>But there must be something starting:
>Sarah Palin revealed her Bristol's...


It was a dark and stormy night when Sarah Palin revealed her Bristol's, awesome
in the moonlight.
-- 

Martin

On Fri, 05 Sep 2008 20:14:57 +0100, black-dog  wrote:

>Message-ID: <VUcwk.149908$le1.16988@newsfe11.ams2> from Pointer
>contained the following:
>
>>Sorry I've had more than enough about the US election already.
>>
>>Though Sarah would be the prettiest president we've seen for a year or so.
>
>Dunno what she's doing with John McCain though, she doesn't believe in
>old fossils.

McCain's had his chips.
-- 

Martin

On Fri, 05 Sep 2008 14:21:33 +0100, Tiddy Ogg
 wrote:

>Come on, there must be a joke involving the greengrocer's apostrophe,
>and this woman's daughter Bristol.

OK, you asked for it. Here's a country song based on the romance
between Bristol and Levi.


Abstinence Alaska-Style

Well those cold Alaskan winters 
leave you feelin' dank and bitter,
and a teenage boy's first instinct is
to seek out girls and heat.
When he left the rink frustrated 
after chasing that old puck around
he passed the ladies' locker room 
to see who he might meet.

When his avid eyes met Bristol's 
well it made him cream his Levi's,
but the well-brought-up young girl observed, 
"You've just made God irate.
It's a sin to spill your seed like that 
'cause every sperm is sacred.
For the Palin creed says: Don't come off 
except to procreate."

He said, "Abstinence just makes a young man's 
heart grow even fonder."
"And a celibate," the girl agreed,
"has zilch to celebrate."
"But I don't want kids," he said,
"for me a family has no value."
She said "Vatican roulette might bring us
luck on our first date."

Up in heaven, the Great Croupier 
was watching as they gambolled,
as they gambled with their future 
'neath the cold Alaskan sky.
And He earmarked two choice gametes
to unite and bless their union,
and another shotgun wedding 
was conceived by God on High.


*************
Notes:

"feelin' dank and bitter" - to be pronounced with a 
polite German accent

"girls and heat" - be careful with your enunciation so that this
does not become "girls in heat", which would be tasteless

"puck around" - careful with your diction here too

"his avid eyes met Bristol's" - this could be an error of
transcription for "bristols", British slang for "breasts"

"cream his Levi's" - Levi's is a registered trade mark of 
Levi Strauss & Co which was chosen here solely because the
monosyllabic "jeans" would not fit the rhythm

"the Palin creed" - the reference is to Michael Palin, who sang
very similar words in Monty Python's "The Meaning of Life"

"Vatican roulette" - also known as the Pull and Pray method,
practised not just by Catholics but by optimists the world over