Re: Carnation Milk

On Fri, 5 Sep 2008 12:51:54 +0100, "G.M.T."  wrote:

>
>"Martin" <me@address.invalid> wrote in message 
>news:jp42c4pp2pk0r1fhmgrabe486v8n4v9ape@4ax.com...
>> On Fri, 05 Sep 2008 12:47:34 +0200, Martin <me@address.invalid> wrote:
>>
>>>On Fri, 5 Sep 2008 09:57:16 +0100, "G.M.T."  
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>>"black-dog"  wrote in message
>>>>news:2gftb4tlvtsnhck6ldpdmrhq9cjgrd5oh4@4ax.com...
>>>>> Message-ID:
>>>>>  
>>>>> from
>>>>> moghouse contained the following:
>>>>>
>>>>>>When I was a kid, there was a  rhyme about Carter's Little Liver Pills
>>>>>>- can anyone remember it?
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> I remember.
>>>>>
>>>>> Mary had a little watch
>>>>> She swallowed it one day
>>>>> And now she's taking Beecham's pills
>>>>> To pass the time away.
>>>>> -- 
>>>>> black-dog
>>>>
>>>>The Beecham's Pills refused to work,
>>>>The time refused to pass,
>>>>Now if you want to know the time
>>>>You look up Mary's uncle (he's got a watch).
>>>
>>>LOL Max Wall?
>>
>> Max Miller?

>Max Factor?

Are you the Avon lady?

--
Max Headroom

date: Fri, 05 Sep 2008 14:34:04 +0200 author: Mad Max lid

Re: Carnation Milk

"Mad Max" <me@address.invalid> wrote in message 
news:3o92c49m4s9sdef8cmem79m19578g5p0kj@4ax.com...
> On Fri, 5 Sep 2008 12:51:54 +0100, "G.M.T."  
> wrote:
>
>>
>>"Martin" <me@address.invalid> wrote in message
>>news:jp42c4pp2pk0r1fhmgrabe486v8n4v9ape@4ax.com...
>>> On Fri, 05 Sep 2008 12:47:34 +0200, Martin <me@address.invalid> wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Fri, 5 Sep 2008 09:57:16 +0100, "G.M.T." 
>>>>
>>>>wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>"black-dog"  wrote in message
>>>>>news:2gftb4tlvtsnhck6ldpdmrhq9cjgrd5oh4@4ax.com...
>>>>>> Message-ID:
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> from
>>>>>> moghouse contained the following:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>When I was a kid, there was a  rhyme about Carter's Little Liver 
>>>>>>>Pills
>>>>>>>- can anyone remember it?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I remember.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Mary had a little watch
>>>>>> She swallowed it one day
>>>>>> And now she's taking Beecham's pills
>>>>>> To pass the time away.
>>>>>> -- 
>>>>>> black-dog
>>>>>
>>>>>The Beecham's Pills refused to work,
>>>>>The time refused to pass,
>>>>>Now if you want to know the time
>>>>>You look up Mary's uncle (he's got a watch).
>>>>
>>>>LOL Max Wall?
>>>
>>> Max Miller?
>
>>Max Factor?
>
> Are you the Avon lady?
>

That rings a bell.

date: Fri, 5 Sep 2008 15:23:03 +0100 author: Geordie the Forgery geordie48@(BLOODY_VIKINGS)ntlworld.com

Re: Carnation Milk

On Fri, 5 Sep 2008 15:23:03 +0100, "Geordie the Forgery"
<geordie48@(BLOODY_VIKINGS)ntlworld.com> wrote:

>
>"Mad Max" <me@address.invalid> wrote in message 
>news:3o92c49m4s9sdef8cmem79m19578g5p0kj@4ax.com...
>> On Fri, 5 Sep 2008 12:51:54 +0100, "G.M.T."  
>> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>"Martin" <me@address.invalid> wrote in message
>>>news:jp42c4pp2pk0r1fhmgrabe486v8n4v9ape@4ax.com...
>>>> On Fri, 05 Sep 2008 12:47:34 +0200, Martin <me@address.invalid> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Fri, 5 Sep 2008 09:57:16 +0100, "G.M.T." 
>>>>>
>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>"black-dog"  wrote in message
>>>>>>news:2gftb4tlvtsnhck6ldpdmrhq9cjgrd5oh4@4ax.com...
>>>>>>> Message-ID:
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> from
>>>>>>> moghouse contained the following:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>When I was a kid, there was a  rhyme about Carter's Little Liver 
>>>>>>>>Pills
>>>>>>>>- can anyone remember it?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I remember.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Mary had a little watch
>>>>>>> She swallowed it one day
>>>>>>> And now she's taking Beecham's pills
>>>>>>> To pass the time away.
>>>>>>> -- 
>>>>>>> black-dog
>>>>>>
>>>>>>The Beecham's Pills refused to work,
>>>>>>The time refused to pass,
>>>>>>Now if you want to know the time
>>>>>>You look up Mary's uncle (he's got a watch).
>>>>>
>>>>>LOL Max Wall?
>>>>
>>>> Max Miller?
>>
>>>Max Factor?
>>
>> Are you the Avon lady?
>>
>
>That rings a bell. 

That's the old bat in the belfry.
-- 

Martin

date: Fri, 05 Sep 2008 16:54:46 +0200 author: Martin lid

Re: Carnation Milk

On Fri, 5 Sep 2008 10:05:12 -0700 (PDT), moghouse 
wrote:

>On Sep 5, 3:54 pm, Martin <m...@address.invalid> wrote:
>> On Fri, 5 Sep 2008 15:23:03 +0100, "Geordie the Forgery"
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> <geordie48@(BLOODY_VIKINGS)ntlworld.com> wrote:
>>
>> >"Mad Max" <m...@address.invalid> wrote in message
>> >news:3o92c49m4s9sdef8cmem79m19578g5p0kj@4ax.com...
>> >> On Fri, 5 Sep 2008 12:51:54 +0100, "G.M.T." 
>> >> wrote:
>>
>> >>>"Martin" <m...@address.invalid> wrote in message
>> >>>news:jp42c4pp2pk0r1fhmgrabe486v8n4v9ape@4ax.com...
>> >>>> On Fri, 05 Sep 2008 12:47:34 +0200, Martin <m...@address.invalid> wrote:
>>
>> >>>>>On Fri, 5 Sep 2008 09:57:16 +0100, "G.M.T."
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>>wrote:
>>
>> >>>>>>"black-dog"  wrote in message
>> >>>>>>news:2gftb4tlvtsnhck6ldpdmrhq9cjgrd5oh4@4ax.com...
>> >>>>>>> Message-ID:
>> >>>>>>> 
>> >>>>>>> from
>> >>>>>>> moghouse contained the following:
>>
>> >>>>>>>>When I was a kid, there was a  rhyme about Carter's Little Liver
>> >>>>>>>>Pills
>> >>>>>>>>- can anyone remember it?
>>
>> >>>>>>> I remember.
>>
>> >>>>>>> Mary had a little watch
>> >>>>>>> She swallowed it one day
>> >>>>>>> And now she's taking Beecham's pills
>> >>>>>>> To pass the time away.
>> >>>>>>> --
>> >>>>>>> black-dog
>>
>> >>>>>>The Beecham's Pills refused to work,
>> >>>>>>The time refused to pass,
>> >>>>>>Now if you want to know the time
>> >>>>>>You look up Mary's uncle (he's got a watch).
>>
>> >>>>>LOL Max Wall?
>>
>> >>>> Max Miller?
>>
>> >>>Max Factor?
>>
>> >> Are you the Avon lady?
>>
>> >That rings a bell.
>>
>> That's the old bat in the belfry.
>
>Don't bring Phylkat into this again!

LOL
-- 

Martin

date: Fri, 05 Sep 2008 21:09:34 +0200 author: Martin lid

Re: Carnation Milk

HA BLOODY HA!



"Martin" <me@address.invalid> wrote in message 
news:5v03c41mp7lshu699vis7ki170hh37m7vv@4ax.com...
> On Fri, 5 Sep 2008 10:05:12 -0700 (PDT), moghouse 
> 
> wrote:
>
>>On Sep 5, 3:54 pm, Martin <m...@address.invalid> wrote:
>>> On Fri, 5 Sep 2008 15:23:03 +0100, "Geordie the Forgery"
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> <geordie48@(BLOODY_VIKINGS)ntlworld.com> wrote:
>>>
>>> >"Mad Max" <m...@address.invalid> wrote in message
>>> >news:3o92c49m4s9sdef8cmem79m19578g5p0kj@4ax.com...
>>> >> On Fri, 5 Sep 2008 12:51:54 +0100, "G.M.T." 
>>> >> 
>>> >> wrote:
>>>
>>> >>>"Martin" <m...@address.invalid> wrote in message
>>> >>>news:jp42c4pp2pk0r1fhmgrabe486v8n4v9ape@4ax.com...
>>> >>>> On Fri, 05 Sep 2008 12:47:34 +0200, Martin <m...@address.invalid> 
>>> >>>> wrote:
>>>
>>> >>>>>On Fri, 5 Sep 2008 09:57:16 +0100, "G.M.T."
>>> >>>>>
>>> >>>>>wrote:
>>>
>>> >>>>>>"black-dog"  wrote in message
>>> >>>>>>news:2gftb4tlvtsnhck6ldpdmrhq9cjgrd5oh4@4ax.com...
>>> >>>>>>> Message-ID:
>>> >>>>>>> 
>>> >>>>>>> from
>>> >>>>>>> moghouse contained the following:
>>>
>>> >>>>>>>>When I was a kid, there was a rhyme about Carter's Little Liver
>>> >>>>>>>>Pills
>>> >>>>>>>>- can anyone remember it?
>>>
>>> >>>>>>> I remember.
>>>
>>> >>>>>>> Mary had a little watch
>>> >>>>>>> She swallowed it one day
>>> >>>>>>> And now she's taking Beecham's pills
>>> >>>>>>> To pass the time away.
>>> >>>>>>> --
>>> >>>>>>> black-dog
>>>
>>> >>>>>>The Beecham's Pills refused to work,
>>> >>>>>>The time refused to pass,
>>> >>>>>>Now if you want to know the time
>>> >>>>>>You look up Mary's uncle (he's got a watch).
>>>
>>> >>>>>LOL Max Wall?
>>>
>>> >>>> Max Miller?
>>>
>>> >>>Max Factor?
>>>
>>> >> Are you the Avon lady?
>>>
>>> >That rings a bell.
>>>
>>> That's the old bat in the belfry.
>>
>>Don't bring Phylkat into this again!
>
> LOL
> -- 
>
> Martin
>

date: Sat, 6 Sep 2008 00:17:45 +0100 author: phylkat

Re: Carnation Milk

On Sat, 6 Sep 2008 00:17:45 +0100, "phylkat"  flappd her way
down from the belfry to cut and paste:
>"Martin" <me@address.invalid> wrote in message 
>news:5v03c41mp7lshu699vis7ki170hh37m7vv@4ax.com...
>> On Fri, 5 Sep 2008 10:05:12 -0700 (PDT), moghouse 
>> 
>> wrote:
>>
>>>On Sep 5, 3:54 pm, Martin <m...@address.invalid> wrote:
>>>> On Fri, 5 Sep 2008 15:23:03 +0100, "Geordie the Forgery"
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> <geordie48@(BLOODY_VIKINGS)ntlworld.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>> >"Mad Max" <m...@address.invalid> wrote in message
>>>> >news:3o92c49m4s9sdef8cmem79m19578g5p0kj@4ax.com...
>>>> >> On Fri, 5 Sep 2008 12:51:54 +0100, "G.M.T." 
>>>> >> 
>>>> >> wrote:
>>>>
>>>> >>>"Martin" <m...@address.invalid> wrote in message
>>>> >>>news:jp42c4pp2pk0r1fhmgrabe486v8n4v9ape@4ax.com...
>>>> >>>> On Fri, 05 Sep 2008 12:47:34 +0200, Martin <m...@address.invalid> 
>>>> >>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>> >>>>>On Fri, 5 Sep 2008 09:57:16 +0100, "G.M.T."
>>>> >>>>>
>>>> >>>>>wrote:
>>>>
>>>> >>>>>>"black-dog"  wrote in message
>>>> >>>>>>news:2gftb4tlvtsnhck6ldpdmrhq9cjgrd5oh4@4ax.com...
>>>> >>>>>>> Message-ID:
>>>> >>>>>>> 
>>>> >>>>>>> from
>>>> >>>>>>> moghouse contained the following:
>>>>
>>>> >>>>>>>>When I was a kid, there was a rhyme about Carter's Little Liver
>>>> >>>>>>>>Pills
>>>> >>>>>>>>- can anyone remember it?
>>>>
>>>> >>>>>>> I remember.
>>>>
>>>> >>>>>>> Mary had a little watch
>>>> >>>>>>> She swallowed it one day
>>>> >>>>>>> And now she's taking Beecham's pills
>>>> >>>>>>> To pass the time away.
>>>> >>>>>>> --
>>>> >>>>>>> black-dog
>>>>
>>>> >>>>>>The Beecham's Pills refused to work,
>>>> >>>>>>The time refused to pass,
>>>> >>>>>>Now if you want to know the time
>>>> >>>>>>You look up Mary's uncle (he's got a watch).
>>>>
>>>> >>>>>LOL Max Wall?
>>>>
>>>> >>>> Max Miller?
>>>>
>>>> >>>Max Factor?
>>>>
>>>> >> Are you the Avon lady?
>>>>
>>>> >That rings a bell.
>>>>
>>>> That's the old bat in the belfry.
>>>
>>>Don't bring Phylkat into this again!
>
>
>
>  HA BLOODY HA!

Roll on midday, when Phykat goes like teh clappers. BOING BOING ... BOING
-- 

Martin

date: Sat, 06 Sep 2008 10:55:30 +0200 author: Martin lid

Re: Carnation Milk

>>>>> >That rings a bell.
>>>>>
>>>>> That's the old bat in the belfry.
>>>>
>>>>Don't bring Phylkat into this again!
>>
>>
>>
>>  HA BLOODY HA!
>
> Roll on midday, when Phykat goes like teh clappers. BOING BOING ... BOING
> -- 
>
> Martin


Yeah!!  Have you seen those things too? I'd love to have a go. but I thought 
having half-a-brain one wouldn't qualify... sooo thats you and me out. 
DOH!!



>

date: Sat, 6 Sep 2008 10:29:54 +0100 author: phylkat

Re: Carnation Milk

On Sat, 6 Sep 2008 04:11:31 -0700 (PDT), moghouse 
wrote:

>On Sep 6, 10:29 am, "phylkat"  wrote:
>>
>> Yeah!!  Have you seen those things too? I'd love to have a go. but I thought
>> having half-a-brain one wouldn't qualify... sooo thats you and me out.
>> DOH!!
>
>That can be an advantage. When I was at school the Cadet Corps was
>compulsory and National Service was still functioning. So looking for
>an easy way out I considered officer training. I went to the recuiting
>office and said to the old Sergeant, "I've half a mind to apply for
>officer training."
>He replied, "Sorry, son, that makes you over qualified."

LOL
-- 

Martin

date: Sat, 06 Sep 2008 13:30:06 +0200 author: Martin lid

Re: Carnation Milk

You're giving away your age again MG.  circa:  1944

"moghouse"  wrote in message 
news:272071d5-9188-4dd6-8fc5-7abf84d4d6b6@m73g2000hsh.googlegroups.com...
On Sep 6, 10:29 am, "phylkat"  wrote:
>
> Yeah!! Have you seen those things too? I'd love to have a go. but I 
> thought
> having half-a-brain one wouldn't qualify... sooo thats you and me out.
> DOH!!

That can be an advantage. When I was at school the Cadet Corps was
compulsory and National Service was still functioning. So looking for
an easy way out I considered officer training. I went to the recuiting
office and said to the old Sergeant, "I've half a mind to apply for
officer training."
He replied, "Sorry, son, that makes you over qualified."

date: Sat, 6 Sep 2008 22:32:02 +0100 author: phylkat