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date: Fri, 05 Sep 2008 00:00:59 -0700,    group: uk.rec.humour        back       
September 4 Puns   
nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening"  wrote in message
> news:44C87428.E188D7CB@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening"  wrote in message
> > > news:42EBCD18.6CC68683@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Jonners wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > My ex has been lusting over Christopher Plummer in The Sound of
> Music,
> > > > I
> > > > > told her it was just an idol vice.
> > > >
> > > > Are you lusting over her?
> > > >
> > > > Plummer: Ocean of large purple fruits.
> > > >
> > > > Cultivator: Arnold tills the soil.
> > >
> > > Rotivator: Arnie ploughs the soil with the rotor blades of a helicopter
> > > flown at a ridiculous angle!! Like in that silly film! Or was that a
> Seagull
> > > one?
> > >
> > > Germinator: Then he sows the seeds.
> > >
> > > Alternator: Arnie providing electricity to charge his tractor's battery.
> > >
> > > Ruminator: Arnie as a hotel receptionist.
> > >
> > > Pollinator: Arnie breeding parrots.
> > >
> > > Vaccinator: Arnie looking after the French cows.
> >
> > Polychrome: Metal parrot.
>
> Polygon: Dead parrot.
>
> Polypropraline: Plastic parrot who likes crunchy nutty toffee.

Poly Ester: Another plastic parrot?
date: Fri, 05 Sep 2008 00:00:59 -0700   author:   Tim Bruening

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