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date: Thu, 04 Sep 2008 23:17:32 -0700,    group: uk.rec.humour        back       
3 Squared, 2 Squared Puns   
nemo wrote:

> Tim Bruening  wrote in message
> news:412D44C4.635130EA@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > dougal wrote:
> >
> > > On Mon, 15 Mar 2004 21:47:44 +1000, "Pollywolly" 
> > > wrote:
> > >
> > > >There used to be a weatherman called Jim Hickey on the Channel One News
> back
> > > >in NZ.  One night the visuals for the weather maps didn't come up.  So
> when
> > > >he turned to talk about the night's forecast there was a black screen.
> He
> > > >started off with "And tonight it's going to be...............<turns to
> look
> > > >at the side screen, sees nothing and turns back to the
> audience>..........a
> > > >very dark night.
> > >
> > > I watched one of those blooper shows once.  The best bit was a Aussie
> > > game show host who mistakenly asked a male contestant if he had a
> > > boyfriend.  The contestant  replied "No, but I am gay".  <audience
> > > laughs>
> >
> > Blooper: Price of blue.
>
> Cobalt: Connected rolls of cloth.
>
> Cerulian: Knight who's king over a guy called Ian.
>
> Ultramarine: A bionic naval soldier on steroids.

Helium: Gas that cures.
date: Thu, 04 Sep 2008 23:17:32 -0700   author:   Tim Bruening

Re: 3 Squared, 2 Squared Puns   
"Tim Bruening"  wrote in message
news:48C0CEFC.E7E2F336@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
>
> nemo wrote:
>
>> Tim Bruening  wrote in message
>> news:412D44C4.635130EA@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>> >
>> >
>> > dougal wrote:
>> >
>> > > On Mon, 15 Mar 2004 21:47:44 +1000, "Pollywolly" 
>> > > wrote:
>> > >
>> > > >There used to be a weatherman called Jim Hickey on the Channel One
>> > > >News
>> back
>> > > >in NZ.  One night the visuals for the weather maps didn't come up.
>> > > >So
>> when
>> > > >he turned to talk about the night's forecast there was a black
>> > > >screen.
>> He
>> > > >started off with "And tonight it's going to be...............<turns
>> > > >to
>> look
>> > > >at the side screen, sees nothing and turns back to the
>> audience>..........a
>> > > >very dark night.
>> > >
>> > > I watched one of those blooper shows once.  The best bit was a Aussie
>> > > game show host who mistakenly asked a male contestant if he had a
>> > > boyfriend.  The contestant  replied "No, but I am gay".  <audience
>> > > laughs>
>> >
>> > Blooper: Price of blue.
>>
>> Cobalt: Connected rolls of cloth.
>>
>> Cerulian: Knight who's king over a guy called Ian.
>>

I bet the evenings just fly by in your company...

Do you actually think any of this shit is "humourous"??
date: Fri, 5 Sep 2008 18:01:09 +0100   author:   mentalguy2008

Re: 3 Squared, 2 Squared Puns   
On Fri, 5 Sep 2008 18:01:09 +0100, mentalguy2008 wrote:

> "Tim Bruening"  wrote in message
> news:48C0CEFC.E7E2F336@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>>
>>
>> nemo wrote:
>>
>>> Tim Bruening  wrote in message
>>> news:412D44C4.635130EA@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > dougal wrote:
>>> >
>>> > > On Mon, 15 Mar 2004 21:47:44 +1000, "Pollywolly" 
>>> > > wrote:
>>> > >
>>> > > >There used to be a weatherman called Jim Hickey on the Channel One
>>> > > >News
>>> back
>>> > > >in NZ.  One night the visuals for the weather maps didn't come up.
>>> > > >So
>>> when
>>> > > >he turned to talk about the night's forecast there was a black
>>> > > >screen.
>>> He
>>> > > >started off with "And tonight it's going to be...............<turns
>>> > > >to
>>> look
>>> > > >at the side screen, sees nothing and turns back to the
>>> audience>..........a
>>> > > >very dark night.
>>> > >
>>> > > I watched one of those blooper shows once.  The best bit was a Aussie
>>> > > game show host who mistakenly asked a male contestant if he had a
>>> > > boyfriend.  The contestant  replied "No, but I am gay".  <audience
>>> > > laughs>
>>> >
>>> > Blooper: Price of blue.
>>>
>>> Cobalt: Connected rolls of cloth.
>>>
>>> Cerulian: Knight who's king over a guy called Ian.
>>>
> 
> I bet the evenings just fly by in your company...
> 
> Do you actually think any of this shit is "humourous"??

WOW!  A response to a post I made 4 years ago!  Tim rawks.
date: Sat, 6 Sep 2008 10:39:56 +0100   author:   Dougal n

Re: 3 Squared, 2 Squared Puns   
"mentalguy2008"  found these unused words:

>
>"Tim Bruening"  wrote in message
>news:48C0CEFC.E7E2F336@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>>
>>
>> nemo wrote:
>>
>>> Tim Bruening  wrote in message
>>> news:412D44C4.635130EA@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > dougal wrote:
>>> >
>>> > > On Mon, 15 Mar 2004 21:47:44 +1000, "Pollywolly" 
>>> > > wrote:
>>> > >
>>> > > >There used to be a weatherman called Jim Hickey on the Channel One
>>> > > >News
>>> back
>>> > > >in NZ.  One night the visuals for the weather maps didn't come up.
>>> > > >So
>>> when
>>> > > >he turned to talk about the night's forecast there was a black
>>> > > >screen.
>>> He
>>> > > >started off with "And tonight it's going to be...............<turns
>>> > > >to
>>> look
>>> > > >at the side screen, sees nothing and turns back to the
>>> audience>..........a
>>> > > >very dark night.
>>> > >
>>> > > I watched one of those blooper shows once.  The best bit was a Aussie
>>> > > game show host who mistakenly asked a male contestant if he had a
>>> > > boyfriend.  The contestant  replied "No, but I am gay".  <audience
>>> > > laughs>
>>> >
>>> > Blooper: Price of blue.
>>>
>>> Cobalt: Connected rolls of cloth.
>>>
>>> Cerulian: Knight who's king over a guy called Ian.
>>>
>
>I bet the evenings just fly by in your company...
>
>Do you actually think any of this shit is "humourous"??
>
Does she even -=think=-?
date: Sat, 06 Sep 2008 08:15:39 -0700   author:   Sir F. A. Rien

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