A Catholic Priest, an Indian Doctor, a rich Chinse Businessman and a 
Aussie were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers 
in front of them.

The Aussie fumed, 'What's with those blokes?  We must have been waiting 
for fifteen minutes!'

The Indian Doctor chimed in, 'I don't know, but I've never seen such 
poor golf!'

The Chinese Businessman called out 'Move it, time is money'

The Catholic Priest said, 'Here comes George the greens keeper.  Let's 
have a word with him.'

'Hello, George!  Said the Catholic Priest, 'What's wrong with that group 
ahead of us?  They're rather slow, aren't they?'

George the greens keeper replied, 'Oh, yes.  That's a group of blind 
fire fighters.  They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire 
last year, so we always let them play for free anytime.'

The group fell silent for a moment.

The Catholic Priest said, 'That's so sad.  I think I will say a special 
prayer for them tonight.'

The Indian Doctor said, 'Good idea.  I'm going to contact my 
ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything he can do for them.'

The Chinse Businessman replied, 'I think I'll donate $50,000 to the 
fire-fighters in honour of these brave soles'

The Aussie said, 'Why can't they f*cking play at night?'

Loved it. (snagged) I've got an Aussie friend who will love it too.  Tah..


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>A Catholic Priest, an Indian Doctor, a rich Chinse Businessman and a Aussie 
>were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers in front 
>of them.
>
> The Aussie fumed, 'What's with those blokes?  We must have been waiting 
> for fifteen minutes!'
>
> The Indian Doctor chimed in, 'I don't know, but I've never seen such poor 
> golf!'
>
> The Chinese Businessman called out 'Move it, time is money'
>
> The Catholic Priest said, 'Here comes George the greens keeper.  Let's 
> have a word with him.'
>
> 'Hello, George!  Said the Catholic Priest, 'What's wrong with that group 
> ahead of us?  They're rather slow, aren't they?'
>
> George the greens keeper replied, 'Oh, yes.  That's a group of blind fire 
> fighters.  They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last 
> year, so we always let them play for free anytime.'
>
> The group fell silent for a moment.
>
> The Catholic Priest said, 'That's so sad.  I think I will say a special 
> prayer for them tonight.'
>
> The Indian Doctor said, 'Good idea.  I'm going to contact my 
> ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything he can do for them.'
>
> The Chinse Businessman replied, 'I think I'll donate $50,000 to the 
> fire-fighters in honour of these brave soles'
>
> The Aussie said, 'Why can't they f*cking play at night?'