How To Shower Like a Woman:
                      Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry
basket according to lights and darks.
                      Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.   If you
see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
                      Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make
mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc. Get in the shower. Use face
cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
                      Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. Wash
your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
                      Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner
enhanced with real passion fruit.
                      Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for
10 minutes until red.
                      Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa
cake body wash.
                      Rinse conditioner off hair.  Shave armpits and legs.
                      Turn off shower.   Squeegee off all wet surfaces in
shower.Spray mold spots with Flash.  Get out of shower and stand on bath
mat.
                      Dry with towel the size of a small country.
                      Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
                      Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel
on head.
                      If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed
areas.
                      How To Shower Like a Man:
                      Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed
and leave them in a pile on the floor.
                      Walk naked to the bathroom.
                      If you see wife along the way, shake willy at her
making the woo-woo' sound.
                      Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
                      Admire the size of your willy and scratch your arse.
                      Get in the shower Wash your face. Wash your armpits.
                      Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse
them off.
                      Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
                      Spend majority of time washing private parts and
surrounding area.
                      Wash your behind leaving those coarse arse-crack hairs 
stuck
on the soap.
                      Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  Pee.
                      Rinse off and get out of shower. Avoid bath mat.
                      Dry off forearms and behind only.
                      Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was
hanging out of bath the whole time.
                      Admire willy size in mirror again. Shake it to watch
water fly off.
                      Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and
fan on.
                      Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
                      If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her
and make the woo-woo' sound again.
                      Throw wet towel on bed.

                     If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the
truth behind this, there is something so very wrong with you.
                      Have a great day! And, 'woo woo'!!!

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"phylkat"  wrote in message 
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Superb!

Thank you,

Dribbler

On Sep 4, 1:03 pm, "phylkat"  wrote:

                     
 >How To Shower Like a Man........ after waiting an hour for woman to
shower first.

Take off clothes, turn on shower. Shout in loud voice, "You've used
all the hot water AGAIN, you selfish bitch!". Get dressed and go to
pub.

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Is that ... "this is an example ..."

        or ... ironic ...

        or ... "this person needs to know ..."

        ?
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Rex M F Smith

"Rex M F Smith"  wrote in message 
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> In message <g9paih$d78$1@aioe.org>, Jamie  writes
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> Is that ... "this is an example ..."
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>        or ... ironic ...
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>        or ... "this person needs to know ..."
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> Rex M F Smith

 How do I know?  I've only got half a brain (probably the wrong half)

On Sat, 6 Sep 2008 10:39:44 +0100, "phylkat"  wrote:

> How do I know?  I've only got half a brain

You flatter yourself.
-- 
Dan.