Results of a recent research shows that there*


*are 7 kinds of sex: *

The 1st kind of sex is called: *Smurf Sex*.
* This kind of sex happens when you first meet
someone and you both have sex until you are*
blue*  in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: *Kitchen Sex*.
* This is when you have been with your partner
for a short time and you are so needy you will
have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: *Bedroom Sex*.
* This is when you have been with your partner
for a long time. Your* *sex has got into a routine and
you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: *Hallway Sex.*
* This is when you have been with your partner
for too long. When you pass each other in the
Hallway you both say ' Fuck you.'

The 5th kind of sex is called: *Religious Sex*.
* Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun
in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)

The 6th kind is called *Courtroom Sex*.
* This is when you cannot stand your wife any
more. She takes you to court and screws you
in front of everyone.

And; Last, but not least,
The 7th kind of sex is called:   *English Pension Sex*..
* You get a little each month,
but not enough to enjoy yourself.
*
PLEASE, DO NOT REPLY TO TELL ME
WHAT STAGE YOU ARE IN.*
I have enough problems