1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her
snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from
personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and
father."

4. Boxing Analyst: "Yes, there have been injuries, and even some deaths in
boxing, but none of them really that serious."

5. Vollyball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can
expect the same thing again."

6. Football  analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like
it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC
president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

8. Football commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got
eleven Dicks on the field."

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that,
before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh
my God, what have I just said?"

phylkat wrote:
> 1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her
> snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."
> 
> 2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from
> personal experience since I once mounted her mother."
> 
> 3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and
> father."
> 
> 4. Boxing Analyst: "Yes, there have been injuries, and even some deaths in
> boxing, but none of them really that serious."
> 
> 5. Vollyball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can
> expect the same thing again."
> 
> 6. Football  analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like
> it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."
> 
> 7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC
> president is hugging the cox of the British crew."
> 
> 8. Football commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got
> eleven Dicks on the field."
> 
> 9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that,
> before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh
> my God, what have I just said?" 
> 
> 

But which Olympics ???
Not the last one
Might have been the one before that
Or the one before that
Or........

On Sep 3, 12:08 am, "phylkat"  wrote:


> 8. Football commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got
> eleven Dicks on the field."

That's West Ham United for you - and the manager makes twelve!

"bugalugs"  wrote in message 
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> phylkat wrote:
>> 1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw 
>> her
>> snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."
>>
>> 2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from
>> personal experience since I once mounted her mother."
>>
>> 3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother 
>> and
>> father."
>>
>> 4. Boxing Analyst: "Yes, there have been injuries, and even some deaths 
>> in
>> boxing, but none of them really that serious."
>>
>> 5. Vollyball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can
>> expect the same thing again."
>>
>> 6. Football  analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like
>> it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."
>>
>> 7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the 
>> IOC
>> president is hugging the cox of the British crew."
>>
>> 8. Football commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've 
>> got
>> eleven Dicks on the field."
>>
>> 9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is 
>> that,
>> before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... 
>> Oh
>> my God, what have I just said?"
>
> But which Olympics ???
> Not the last one
> Might have been the one before that
> Or the one before that
> Or........


 Does it matter?  Its humourous, smile, have a nice day.....   :o}

"moghouse"  wrote in message 
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On Sep 3, 12:08 am, "phylkat"  wrote:


> 8. Football commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've 
> got
> eleven Dicks on the field."

That's West Ham United for you - and the manager makes twelve!

 You're not a fan then?  WHUnited - WHUnited - 
WHUnited...............................