On Saturday we took my young grandson to Pizza Hut. A father and his
young son came to use the Ice Cream Factory machine. Dad held the bowl
and son yanked down the handle. Obviously the contents were not frozen
properly as a great spurt of cream coloured liquid shot about twenty
feet across the floor between dad and son. This was comical but even
better was the look on dad's face as he desperately tried to think of
something cool to say to his boy. He was saved by a waitress who
passed by and commented over her shoulder, "Oh, that machine's not
working".