This bloke was playing golf one day and he got lost. He saw a woman up 
ahead
      of him and went to her and said 'Can you please help me, I don't know
      what hole I'm on.'

      She told him 'You are one hole behind me. I'm on 7; you're on 6.' He
      thanked her and continued playing golf.

      On the back nine he got lost again.
      He saw the same woman and went to her again a bit embarrassed. 'I'm
      sorry to bother you again but I'm lost again, can you please tell me
      what hole I'm on.' She told him 'You are one hole behind me. I'm on 
14;
      you are on 13.' Again he thanked her and continued playing golf.

      When he finished he saw her in the clubhouse. He went up to her and
      asked if he could buy her a drink for helping him out. She accepted.

      As they were drinking and talking he asked her what she did for a
      living. 'I'm in sales.' He replied 'no kidding so am I. What do you
      sell?'

      She said it's too embarrassing to tell. But after he kept pleading to
      know what she sold she said she'd tell him if he promised not to 
laugh.
      He promised.

      She said, 'I sell tampons'. He immediately fell to the floor laughing
      hysterically.
      She said, 'You promised you wouldn't laugh'.

      He replied 'I'm sorry, but I couldn't help it! I sell toilet paper. 
I'm
      still one hole behind you!'