The Passport to Heaven
I have known this for many years and think that whoever thought of it was a genius
I can see references to it on Google but nobody gives the details. So I will try my best.
Start with a piece of A3 paper (Aprox).
Go to http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2279636940028520097XqRWae
Fold the paper the way I have shown in the 4 pictures.
Left top corner across then right top corner across followed by a vertical fold up the middle.
Tell the following tale. If you need help assembling the Jews pieces just ask.
A very poor but very good man is visited by an angel of the Lord.
He tells the poor man that he cannot help him in this life but gives him a passport to heaven.
A very rich Jew hears about this passport & offers a million pounds for the passport.
The poor man says no but he can have 2 thirds of the passport for a million pounds.
He cuts the passport into 3 equal width strips & gives the Jew the shorter 2 strips.
The jew takes his 2 thirds home and finds it assembles into a word.
He goes back to the Christian and says they have ruined it but when the christian opens
the Right Hand part & finds it will still work for him.
I hope my typed version works OK.
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Dave Croft
Warrington
date: Fri, 1 Aug 2008 21:14:47 +0100
author: Dave Croft
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Re: The Passport to Heaven
On Fri, 01 Aug 2008 21:14:47 +0100, Dave Croft wrote:
> I hope my typed version works OK.
No, you're full of shit.
WTF are you on about?
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
date: Fri, 01 Aug 2008 22:47:16 +0100
author: Trevor Best
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Re: The Passport to Heaven
"Trevor Best" wrote in message news:pan.2008.08.01.21.47.16.395613@besty.org.uk...
> On Fri, 01 Aug 2008 21:14:47 +0100, Dave Croft wrote:
>
>> I hope my typed version works OK.
>
> No, you're full of shit.
>
> WTF are you on about?
I had hoped that someone here was intelligent enough to try it out?
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Dave Croft
Warrington
date: Sat, 2 Aug 2008 00:39:55 +0100
author: Dave Croft
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Re: The Passport to Heaven
On 02/08/2008 00:39, Dave Croft wrote:
> I had hoped that someone here was intelligent enough to try it out?
It worked for me. Wasn't very funny, but it'll be fun to show the kids.
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Danny Colyer <http://www.redpedals.co.uk>
Reply address is valid, but that on my website is checked more often
"The plural of anecdote is not data" - Frank Kotsonis
date: Sat, 02 Aug 2008 00:58:08 +0100
author: Danny Colyer
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Re: The Passport to Heaven
Dave Croft wrote:
> I had hoped that someone here was intelligent enough to try it out?
Try WHAT out?
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'S rioghal mo dhream
www.cheesesoup.myby.co.uk
date: Sat, 02 Aug 2008 10:53:56 GMT
author: soup
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Re: The Passport to Heaven
"soup" wrote in message
news:81Xkk.36384$E41.30510@text.news.virginmedia.com...
> Dave Croft wrote:
>
>> I had hoped that someone here was intelligent enough to try it out?
>
> Try WHAT out?
>
> --
closing down a load of popups?
Derek
date: Sat, 2 Aug 2008 17:56:29 +0100
author: Derek
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Re: The Passport to Heaven
> closing down a load of popups?
Where there a load of pop-ups? FireFox doesn't let pop-ups through.
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'S rioghal mo dhream
www.cheesesoup.myby.co.uk
date: Sat, 02 Aug 2008 17:05:07 GMT
author: soup
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Re: The Passport to Heaven
On 02/08/2008 18:05, soup wrote:
> Where there a load of pop-ups? FireFox doesn't let pop-ups through.
Quite. I didn't see any pop-ups and, as I wrote before, the
instructions worked for me.
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Danny Colyer <http://www.redpedals.co.uk>
Reply address is valid, but that on my website is checked more often
"The plural of anecdote is not data" - Frank Kotsonis
date: Sat, 02 Aug 2008 21:40:42 +0100
author: Danny Colyer
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Re: The Passport to Heaven
Thanks for the info. I am thinking that Webshots is putting pop-ups into my site that I cannot see.
I will investigate.
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Dave Croft
Warrington
http://www.oldengine.org/members/croft/
http://community.webshots.com/user/crftdv
"Danny Colyer" wrote in message news:HO6dnfzX1bzPWwnVnZ2dnUVZ8uOdnZ2d@posted.plusnet...
> On 02/08/2008 18:05, soup wrote:
>> Where there a load of pop-ups? FireFox doesn't let pop-ups through.
>
> Quite. I didn't see any pop-ups and, as I wrote before, the instructions worked for me.
>
> --
> Danny Colyer <http://www.redpedals.co.uk>
> Reply address is valid, but that on my website is checked more often
> "The plural of anecdote is not data" - Frank Kotsonis
date: Sun, 3 Aug 2008 00:15:37 +0100
author: Dave Croft
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Re: The Passport to Heaven
> "Danny Colyer" wrote in message news:HO6dnfzX1bzPWwnVnZ2dnUVZ8uOdnZ2d@posted.plusnet...
>> On 02/08/2008 18:05, soup wrote:
>>> Where there a load of pop-ups? FireFox doesn't let pop-ups through.
>> Quite. I didn't see any pop-ups and, as I wrote before, the instructions worked for me.
>> Danny Colyer <http://www.redpedals.co.uk>
>> Reply address is valid, but that on my website is checked more often
>> "The plural of anecdote is not data" - Frank Kotsonis
"Dave Croft" wrote in message news:6fk852Fbum35U1@mid.individual.net...
> Thanks for the info. I am thinking that Webshots is putting pop-ups into my site that I cannot see.
> I will investigate.
> --
> Dave Croft
It does add pop-ups when I am not logged on. Sorry.
I will think of a better photo site.
I have added a page showing the letters formed from the Jews 2/3 of the passport.
See http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2218440780028520097xZQnai
Dave Croft
date: Sun, 3 Aug 2008 00:44:54 +0100
author: Dave Croft
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Re: The Passport to Heaven
Dave Croft wrote:
> I have added a page showing the letters formed from the Jews 2/3 of the passport.
> See http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2218440780028520097xZQnai
I tried this earlier Got a cross thing but the other two thirds just
fell to bits assumed there was something to be written on it to form a
word didn't realise the pieces should be used to form a word. Maybe
something in the instructions alluding to the fact that the paper is
blank and the pieces of the Jew's two thirds can be used to form a word.
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'S rioghal mo dhream
www.cheesesoup.myby.co.uk
date: Sun, 03 Aug 2008 02:12:43 GMT
author: soup
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