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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America
MARIA:       Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS:        Maria.
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TEACHER:   John , why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:   Glenn , how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't 
have ten years ago.
WINNIE:     Me!
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE:          I is..
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:          All right...   ;'I am the ninth letter of the 
alphabet.'
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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry 
tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father 
didn't punish him?
LOUIS:     Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as 
your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when 
people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:       A teacher


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On Wed, 23 Jul 2008 08:26:05 +1000, **Rowland Croucher** wrote:

> TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as 
> your brother's. Did you copy his?
> CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.

LOL

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