Underwear Is Important!

If you don't laugh out loud at this one, call the morgue and reserve a place 
because you are dead!

Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your 
car. From the South-East Kent Daily News comes this story of a Bromley 
couple who drove their car to Tesco's, only to have their car break down in 
the carpark.
The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he mended the car 
in the carpark,The wife returned later to see a small group of people near 
the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from 
under the chassis. Although he was in shorts, his lack of underwear turned 
private parts into glaringly public ones.
Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly 
put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. On 
regaining her feet, she looked across the bonnet and found herself staring 
at her husband who was standing idly by.           The mechanic, however, 
had to have three stitches in his forehead.