Oh, I Wish I'd Looked After Me Tits

                  By Pam Ayres

                   Oh, I wish I'd looked after me dear old knockers,
                   Not flashed them to boys behind the school lockers,
                   Or let them get fondled by randy old dockers,
                   Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.

                   'Cos now I'm much older and gravity's winning.
                   It's Nature's revenge for all that sinning,
                   And those dirty memories are rapidly dimming,
                   Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits

                   'Cos tits can be such troublesome things
                   When they no longer bounce, but dangle and swing.
                   And although they go well with my Bingo wings,
                   I wish I'd looked after me tits.

                   When they're both long enough to tie up in a bow,
                   When it's not the sweet chariot that swings low,
                   When they're less of a friend and more of a foe,
                   Then I wish I'd looked after me tits.

                   When I was young I got whistles and hoots,
                   From the men on the site to the men in the suits,
                   Now me nipples get stuck in the zips on me boots,
                   Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.

                   When I was younger I rode bikes and scooters,
                   Cruising around with my favourite suitors.
                   Now the wheels get entangled with my dangling hooters,
                   I wish I'd looked after me tits.

                   When they follow behind and get trapped in the door,
                   When they're less in the air and more near the floor,
                   When people see less of them rather than more,
                   Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.

On Mon, 21 Jul 2008 23:14:22 +0100, "phylkat"  wrote:

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You posted it already. Pay attention at the back. :)
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Martin

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Really?    Must have had a  S.M.  there..........  Doh!

On 22 Jul, 00:17, "phylkat"  wrote:
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> Really?    Must have had a  S.M.  there..........  Doh!

Surely you mean a KRAFT moment?

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>Surely you mean a KRAFT moment?

Kan't you spell?

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black-dog
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> > You posted it already. Pay attention at the back. :)
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> Really? Must have had a S.M. there.......... Doh!

Surely you mean a KRAFT moment?

I don't think so bs, but it was nice of you to rise to the bait............

On Tue, 22 Jul 2008 09:51:39 +0100, "phylkat"  wrote:

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>I don't think so bs, but it was nice of you to rise to the bait............ 
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Pity about your tits. Was it a close encounter with the mangle?
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Martin

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Nah! My old man was a Steam-roller driver, he used me for his practice 
sessions.    (',')
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