(Note: of course the English and American spellings of derriere are 
different :-)

The Pastor's Ass

The pastor entered his donkey in a race and
it won.

The pastor was so pleased with the donkey
that he entered it in the Race
again, and it won again.

The local paper read:

PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of
publicity that he ordered the
pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day, the local paper headline
read:

BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.

This was too much for the bishop, so he
ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey.

The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a
nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted
the following headline the next day:

NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The bishop fainted.

He informed the nun that she would have to
get rid of the donkey, so she
sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the paper read:

NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.

This was too much for the bishop, so he
ordered the nun to buy back the
donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

The bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is .. . . being
concerned about public opinion can
bring you much grief and misery . even shorten your
life..

So be yourself and enjoy life.
-- 


Shalom/Salaam/Pax!                         Rowland Croucher

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"**Rowland Croucher**" <rccroucher@contactemailonwebsite> wrote in message 
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> (Note: of course the English and American spellings of derriere are 
> different :-)
>
> The Pastor's Ass

> <snippety do dah>

> NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
>
> The bishop was buried the next day.
>
> The moral of the story is .. . . being
> concerned about public opinion can
> bring you much grief and misery . even shorten your
> life..
>
> So be yourself and enjoy life.

And a mere two hours after you posted your message, "sexy" has taken up the 
challenge by offering animal sex pictures...

John