"phylkat"  wrote in message news:...
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> http://www.snopes.com/language/acronyms/shit.asp
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> Nah nah de nah nah... "You're not going to have a swing on my closet door"
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On Jul 16, 10:01 pm, "phylkat"  wrote:
> "phylkat"  wrote in message news:...
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> >http://www.snopes.com/language/acronyms/shit.asp
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> > Nah nah de nah nah... "You're not going to have a swing on my closet door

Are you not capable of reading past the first paragraph - even in
Snopes?

The fertilizer that was shipped was Guano - the dung of fish eating
seabirds - there are whole islands of it in the Pacific. It was once a
very lucrative trade.

"Store high in transit" - what a load of  B******* !

On Wed, 16 Jul 2008 15:06:53 -0700 (PDT), moghouse
 wrote:

>Are you not capable of reading past the first paragraph - even in
>Snopes?

You're pissing into the wind.  Ask her if she knows what FOAD stands
for.

But whatever you do, don't refer to her as a protagonist.  That gets
her upset.
-- 
Dan.

The fertilizer that was shipped was Guano - the dung of fish eating
seabirds - there are whole islands of it in the Pacific. It was once a
very lucrative trade.

"Store high in transit" - what a load of  B******* !


Hmmmm!  That poses the question "Where did B******* come from??

> But whatever you do, don't refer to her as a protagonist.  That gets
> her upset.
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You're wrong there Dan Darling, I'm ok with protagonist, its your past 
mis-spelling protOgonist I didn't like.
Nice to see you've reared your ugly head again, I knew you'd have to put 
your oar in Tchk!

On Thu, 17 Jul 2008 09:46:02 +0100, "phylkat" 
wrote:

>> But whatever you do, don't refer to her as a protagonist.  That gets
>> her upset.
>  ~~~
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>You're wrong there Dan Darling, I'm ok with protagonist, its your past 
>mis-spelling protOgonist I didn't like.

I think your alzheimer's is kicking in again, you should go back and
check the record if you don't believe me.  And, *you* trying to give
anyone spelling lessons?  That's pretty rich.

>Nice to see you've reared your ugly head again, I knew you'd have to put 
>your oar in Tchk!

After seeing that picture you posted, I'd be careful making remarks
about ugly heads if I were you.  Which, thank god, I'm not.

Now, don't you have some chainsaws to go and juggle with, or
something?
-- 
Dan.

Dean Dark wrote:
> On Thu, 17 Jul 2008 09:46:02 +0100, "phylkat" 
> wrote:
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>>> But whatever you do, don't refer to her as a protagonist.  That gets
>>> her upset.
>>  ~~~
>>
>> You're wrong there Dan Darling, I'm ok with protagonist, its your past 
>> mis-spelling protOgonist I didn't like.
> 
> I think your alzheimer's is kicking in again,


I don't have a memory problem, in fact I have a ferpect memory.

It's just that I seem to have this 'retrieval' problem.

On Thu, 17 Jul 2008 23:02:17 +1200, bugalugs wrote:

> I don't have a memory problem, in fact I have a ferpect memory.
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> It's just that I seem to have this 'retrieval' problem.

Photographic memory, no film.

-- 
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.

On Thu, 17 Jul 2008 09:30:15 +0100, phylkat wrote:

> The fertilizer that was shipped was Guano - the dung of fish eating
> seabirds - there are whole islands of it in the Pacific. It was once a
> very lucrative trade.
> 
> "Store high in transit" - what a load of  B******* !
> 
> 
> Hmmmm!  That poses the question "Where did B******* come from??

They grow on you... well not *you* personally ;-)

-- 
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.

GOD!  How awful it must be to have to walk around with all that "stuff" 
between your legs...... YUK!!


"Trevor Best"  wrote in message 
news:pan.2008.07.17.17.32.32.6013@besty.org.uk...
> On Thu, 17 Jul 2008 09:30:15 +0100, phylkat wrote:
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>> The fertilizer that was shipped was Guano - the dung of fish eating
>> seabirds - there are whole islands of it in the Pacific. It was once a
>> very lucrative trade.
>>
>> "Store high in transit" - what a load of  B******* !
>>
>>
>> Hmmmm!  That poses the question "Where did B******* come from??
>
> They grow on you... well not *you* personally ;-)
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> -- 
> A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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On Jul 17, 10:39 pm, "phylkat"  wrote:
> GOD!  How awful it must be to have to walk around with all that "stuff"
> between your legs...... YUK!!

Rather better than two massive lumps on your chest, perhaps!

On Thu, 17 Jul 2008 14:52:07 -0700 (PDT), moghouse
 wrote:

>On Jul 17, 10:39 pm, "phylkat"  wrote:
>> GOD!  How awful it must be to have to walk around with all that "stuff"
>> between your legs...... YUK!!
>
>Rather better than two massive lumps on your chest, perhaps!

I don't think I've witnessed a discussion like this since I was in
primary school.

But hey!  If that's what the lowest common denominator wants...
-- 
Dan.

But out then Dan Darling & go back to your Porno groups.. no one asked you 
anyway, I never could work out which side YOUR bread is buttered . I'm 
beginning to get the answer now. Ducky!


"Dean Dark"  wrote in message 
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> On Thu, 17 Jul 2008 14:52:07 -0700 (PDT), moghouse
>  wrote:
>
>>On Jul 17, 10:39 pm, "phylkat"  wrote:
>>> GOD! How awful it must be to have to walk around with all that "stuff"
>>> between your legs...... YUK!!
>>
>>Rather better than two massive lumps on your chest, perhaps!
>
> I don't think I've witnessed a discussion like this since I was in
> primary school.
>
> But hey!  If that's what the lowest common denominator wants...
> -- 
> Dan.

On Jul 17, 10:55 pm, Dean Dark  wrote:
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> I don't think I've witnessed a discussion like this since I was in
> primary school.

Well thank you for your invaluable contribution! We couldn't have done
it without you.

On Fri, 18 Jul 2008 10:26:08 +0100, "phylkunt" 
wrote:

<numb cunt's top posting fixed>

>"Dean Dark"  wrote in message 
>news:cqfv74db876ibjkgevsktqvf3n5fef5gv9@4ax.com...
>> On Thu, 17 Jul 2008 14:52:07 -0700 (PDT), moghouse
>>  wrote:
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>>>On Jul 17, 10:39 pm, "phylkat"  wrote:
>>>> GOD! How awful it must be to have to walk around with all that "stuff"
>>>> between your legs...... YUK!!
>>>
>>>Rather better than two massive lumps on your chest, perhaps!
>>
>> I don't think I've witnessed a discussion like this since I was in
>> primary school.
>>
>> But hey!  If that's what the lowest common denominator wants...

>But out then Dan Darling & go back to your Porno groups.. no one asked you 
>anyway, I never could work out which side YOUR bread is buttered . I'm 
>beginning to get the answer now. Ducky!

Good grief!  Your intellect¹ really *is* still in the primary school
playground, isn't it?

Can't you do better than that?

Or is it time for your (dirt) nap?

¹term used in the broader sense.
-- 
Dan.

On Jul 18, 11:32 am, Dean Dark  wrote:

Oh dear, young man, sometimes we say things that seem serious but they
are not - this is known as satire. You will learn all about it when
you go to big school.

On Fri, 18 Jul 2008 05:46:33 -0700 (PDT), moghouse
 wrote:

>On Jul 18, 11:32 am, Dean Dark  wrote:
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>Oh dear, young man, sometimes we say things that seem serious but they
>are not - this is known as satire. You will learn all about it when
>you go to big school.

Read for comprehension, idiot.

Start with following who is replying to who in a thread.

Sheesh.
-- 
Dan.

On Jul 18, 2:01 pm, Dean Dark  wrote:
> On Fri, 18 Jul 2008 05:46:33 -0700 (PDT), moghouse
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>  wrote:
> >On Jul 18, 11:32 am, Dean Dark  wrote:
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> >Oh dear, young man, sometimes we say things that seem serious but they
> >are not - this is known as satire. You will learn all about it when
> >you go to big school.
>
> Read for comprehension, idiot.
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> Start with following who is replying to who in a thread.
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> Sheesh.

Poor desperate Dan with his miniscule pecker in his hand is determined
to demonstrate to the group that the wicked witch Phylkat has stolen
his sense of humour! Perhaps he will grow a new one when his second
brain cell matures.