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date: Wed, 16 Jul 2008 20:52:41 +0100,
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"Kabooom!!!"
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Interesting fact ? Not Checked but I'm Sure One of You Will Take the
Trouble....
You know who you are.
Manure: In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything had to be transported by
ship and it was also before commercial fertilizer's invention, so large
shipments of manure were common..
It was shipped dry, because in dry form it weighed a lot less than when wet,
but once water (at sea) hit it, it not only became heavier, but the process
of fermentation began again, of which a by product is methane gas. As the
stuff was stored below decks in bundles you can see what could (and did)
happen.
Methane began to build up below decks and the first time someone came below
at night with a lantern, BOOOOM!
Several ships were destroyed in this manner before it was determined just
what was happening
After that, the bundles of manure were always stamped with the term "Ship
High In Transit" on them, which meant for the sailors to stow it high enough
off the lower decks so that any water that came into the hold would not
touch this volatile cargo and start the production of methane.
Thus evolved the term " S.H.I.T " , (Ship High In Transport) which has come
down through the centuries and is in use to this very day.
You probably did not know the true history of this word.
Neither did I.
I had always thought it was a golf term
date: Wed, 16 Jul 2008 20:52:41 +0100
author: phylkat
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Re: "Kabooom!!!"
On Jul 16, 8:52 pm, "phylkat" waffled about shit.
What a load of guano!
date: Wed, 16 Jul 2008 13:14:49 -0700 (PDT)
author: moghouse
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Re: "Kabooom!!!"
> Interesting fact ? Not Checked but I'm Sure One of You Will Take the
> Trouble....
> You know who you are.
>
> Manure: In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything had to be transported
> by ship and it was also before commercial fertilizer's invention, so large
> shipments of manure were common..
>
> It was shipped dry, because in dry form it weighed a lot less than when
> wet, but once water (at sea) hit it, it not only became heavier, but the
> process of fermentation began again, of which a by product is methane gas.
> As the stuff was stored below decks in bundles you can see what could (and
> did) happen.
>
> Methane began to build up below decks and the first time someone came
> below at night with a lantern, BOOOOM!
>
> Several ships were destroyed in this manner before it was determined just
> what was happening
>
> After that, the bundles of manure were always stamped with the term "Ship
> High In Transit" on them, which meant for the sailors to stow it high
> enough off the lower decks so that any water that came into the hold would
> not touch this volatile cargo and start the production of methane.
>
> Thus evolved the term " S.H.I.T " , (Ship High In Transport) which has
> come down through the centuries and is in use to this very day.
>
> You probably did not know the true history of this word.
>
> Neither did I.
>
> I had always thought it was a golf term
Utter shit, but amusing nonetheless. The etymology is Norse, through the
Old English.
date: Thu, 17 Jul 2008 00:43:31 +0100
author: Trent SC lid
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Re: "Kabooom!!!"
Trent SC wrote:
>> Interesting fact ? Not Checked but I'm Sure One of You Will Take the
>> Trouble....
>> You know who you are.
>>
>> Manure: In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything had to be transported
>> by ship and it was also before commercial fertilizer's invention, so large
>> shipments of manure were common..
>>
>> It was shipped dry, because in dry form it weighed a lot less than when
>> wet, but once water (at sea) hit it, it not only became heavier, but the
>> process of fermentation began again, of which a by product is methane gas.
>> As the stuff was stored below decks in bundles you can see what could (and
>> did) happen.
>>
>> Methane began to build up below decks and the first time someone came
>> below at night with a lantern, BOOOOM!
>>
>> Several ships were destroyed in this manner before it was determined just
>> what was happening
>>
>> After that, the bundles of manure were always stamped with the term "Ship
>> High In Transit" on them, which meant for the sailors to stow it high
>> enough off the lower decks so that any water that came into the hold would
>> not touch this volatile cargo and start the production of methane.
>>
>> Thus evolved the term " S.H.I.T " , (Ship High In Transport) which has
>> come down through the centuries and is in use to this very day.
>>
>> You probably did not know the true history of this word.
>>
>> Neither did I.
>>
>> I had always thought it was a golf term
>
> Utter shit, but amusing nonetheless. The etymology is Norse, through the
> Old English.
Well, you learn something every day :-) To add to your store of
worthless information (from Wikipedia):
Etymology
Scholars trace the word back to Old Norse origin (skīta, to defecate),
and it is virtually certain that it was used in some form by preliterate
Germanic tribes at the time of the Roman Empire. It was originally
adopted into Old English as the nouns scite (dung, attested only in
place names) and scitte (diarrhoea), and the verb scītan (to defecate,
attested only in bescītan, to cover with excrement); eventually it
morphed into Middle English schītte (excrement), schyt (diarrhoea) and
shiten (to defecate). The word may be further traced to Proto-Germanic
*skit-, and ultimately to Proto-Indo-European *skheid-. Ancient Greek
language had 'skor' (root 'skat-' from which modern Greek 'skatá'). The
words 'skÃtur' (noun) and 'skÃta' (verb), still exist in the Icelandic
language today, and in other Scandinavian languages variations of 'skit'
are also often used.
--
Shalom/Salaam/Pax! Rowland Croucher
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date: Thu, 17 Jul 2008 11:51:59 +1000
author: **Rowland Croucher** rccroucher@contactemailonwebsite
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Re: "Kabooom!!!"
On Wed, 16 Jul 2008 13:14:49 -0700 (PDT), moghouse
wrote:
>On Jul 16, 8:52 pm, "phylkat" waffled about shit.
>
>What a load of guano!
Amusing enough, but utter tosh, of course, just like the Port Out
Starboard Home thing.
There's a site called World Wide Words which debunks most of these
things.
Tiddy Ogg.
http://www.tiddyogg.co.uk
date: Thu, 17 Jul 2008 08:57:40 +0100
author: Tiddy Ogg
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Re: "Kabooom!!!"
>>On Jul 16, 8:52 pm, "phylkat" waffled about shit.
>>
>>What a load of guano!
> Amusing enough, but utter tosh, of course,
> There's a site called World Wide Words which debunks most of these
> things.
Oh! how I love to stir you all up and you fall for it every time. As soon
as I've got something controvercial I know I must post it here then you all
come crawling out of the woodwork. Excellant >>>>>> (Don't you think I
know about WWW.?)
date: Thu, 17 Jul 2008 09:37:39 +0100
author: phylkat
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Re: "Kabooom!!!"
On Thu, 17 Jul 2008 11:51:59 +1000, **Rowland Croucher**
<rccroucher@contactemailonwebsite> wrote:
>Trent SC wrote:
>>> Interesting fact ? Not Checked but I'm Sure One of You Will Take the
>>> Trouble....
>>> You know who you are.
>>>
>>> Manure: In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything had to be transported
>>> by ship and it was also before commercial fertilizer's invention, so large
>>> shipments of manure were common..
>>>
>>> It was shipped dry, because in dry form it weighed a lot less than when
>>> wet, but once water (at sea) hit it, it not only became heavier, but the
>>> process of fermentation began again, of which a by product is methane gas.
>>> As the stuff was stored below decks in bundles you can see what could (and
>>> did) happen.
>>>
>>> Methane began to build up below decks and the first time someone came
>>> below at night with a lantern, BOOOOM!
>>>
>>> Several ships were destroyed in this manner before it was determined just
>>> what was happening
>>>
>>> After that, the bundles of manure were always stamped with the term "Ship
>>> High In Transit" on them, which meant for the sailors to stow it high
>>> enough off the lower decks so that any water that came into the hold would
>>> not touch this volatile cargo and start the production of methane.
>>>
>>> Thus evolved the term " S.H.I.T " , (Ship High In Transport) which has
>>> come down through the centuries and is in use to this very day.
>>>
>>> You probably did not know the true history of this word.
>>>
>>> Neither did I.
>>>
>>> I had always thought it was a golf term
>>
>> Utter shit, but amusing nonetheless. The etymology is Norse, through the
>> Old English.
>
>Well, you learn something every day :-) To add to your store of
>worthless information (from Wikipedia):
>
>Etymology
>
>Scholars trace the word back to Old Norse origin (sk?ta, to defecate),
>and it is virtually certain that it was used in some form by preliterate
>Germanic tribes at the time of the Roman Empire. It was originally
>adopted into Old English as the nouns scite (dung, attested only in
>place names) and scitte (diarrhoea), and the verb sc?tan (to defecate,
>attested only in besc?tan, to cover with excrement); eventually it
>morphed into Middle English sch?tte (excrement), schyt (diarrhoea) and
>shiten (to defecate). The word may be further traced to Proto-Germanic
>*skit-, and ultimately to Proto-Indo-European *skheid-. Ancient Greek
>language had 'skor' (root 'skat-' from which modern Greek 'skatá'). The
>words 'skítur' (noun) and 'skíta' (verb), still exist in the Icelandic
>language today, and in other Scandinavian languages variations of 'skit'
>are also often used.
The Italian word is "stronso", the French soft drink is Pschit with a silent P.
--
Martin
date: Thu, 17 Jul 2008 11:45:36 +0200
author: Martin lid
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Re: "Kabooom!!!"
**Rowland Croucher** wrote:
> Etymology [of "shit"]
...in my locale (at least) diarrhoea is often referred to as "the
skitters" - fits the etymology (and easier to spell).
--
George from Cartland
date: Wed, 23 Jul 2008 10:35:44 +0100
author: George
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