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date: Tue, 15 Jul 2008 12:37:55 -0700 (PDT),    group: uk.rec.humour        back       
Spliff   
Three men are sitting in room smoking cannabis.

After a few spliffs they run out of gear. One of the men stands up and
says, 'Look, we've got loads more tobacco, I'll just nip into the
kitchen and make one of my  specialty spliffs.'

Off he goes into the kitchen where he takes some of the spices from
the spice rack, grinds them up and rolls them into a spliff.

On his return he hands it to one of his smoking partners who lights it
and takes a long drag.

Within seconds he passes out.

Ten minutes go by, then an hour, and he's still out cold, so they
decide to take him to the hospital.

On arrival he is wheeled into intensive care.

The doctor returns to his friends and asks, 'So what was he doing then
– Cannabis.

'Well sort of', replies one of the guys, 'But we ran out of gear, so I
made a home-made spliff.'

'Oh' replies the doctor, 'so what did you put in it?'  '

Um, a bit of cumin, some turmeric, garam masala and a couple of other
spices.' comes the answer.

The doctor sighs, 'Well that explains it. He'll be here for 3 weeks
before  he wakes up.'

'Why, what's wrong with him?' asks one of the men.

The doctor replies, ‘He’s in a korma'….
date: Tue, 15 Jul 2008 12:37:55 -0700 (PDT)   author:   unknown

Re: Spliff   
nickw7coc@gmail.com wrote:
> Three men are sitting in room smoking cannabis.
>
<snippo>

> The doctor replies, ‘He’s in a korma'….

<groan>
lol
Quite good really
B
date: Wed, 16 Jul 2008 12:38:05 +0100   author:   Bryan

Re: Spliff   
"Bryan"  wrote in message 
news:l4lfk.122296$7v1.50913@newsfe30.ams2...
> nickw7coc@gmail.com wrote:
>> Three men are sitting in room smoking cannabis.
>>
> <snippo>
>
>> The doctor replies, 'He's in a korma'..
>
> <groan>
> lol
> Quite good really
> B
>
----------------
Well I thought it was brilliant!

Dribbler
date: Wed, 16 Jul 2008 14:22:59 +0100   author:   Dribbler

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