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date: Thu, 3 Jul 2008 00:39:32 -0700 (PDT),    group: uk.rec.humour        back       
Deaf lady   
One day a lady was driving on the Highway. She frequently checked her
speed gauge to make sure she stayed within the speed limit. However,
when she looked into her rear mirror, much to her dismay, she saw a
police car not far behind! And, to make matters worse, the police car
turned on his flashing lights. She thought to herself, “Uh-oh, what
have I done now? I’m not speeding. I’m not drinking. I have my seat
belt on! I have kept up my license dues and everything!”

So, she pulled over and the police car pulled over to the side right
behind her car. She drove her car slowly to a stop, slowly rolled down
the window, and prepared for a ticket when she knew she didn’t deserve
it. A policeman walked up to her window, and spoke to her. The lady
pointed to her ear and shook her head, meaning she was deaf. The
policeman smiled slightly, and knowing sign language, signed back, “I
know. I’m here to tell you that your horn is stuck.”
date: Thu, 3 Jul 2008 00:39:32 -0700 (PDT)   author:   Bogsy

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