Fellow walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and
sees that it's filled
to the brim with £10 notes. He guesses there must be more than ten
thousand quid in it!

He approaches the barman and asks, 'What's with the money in the jar?'

'Well.....you pay £10 and if you pass three tests, you get all the
money and the keys to a brand new Lexus.'

The man certainly isn't going to pass this up. And so he asks... 'What
are the three tests?'

'You must pay first..... Those are the rules. 'says the barman.

So, after thinking it over a while, the man gives him the £10 and the
barman drops it into the jar.

'Okay,' the barman says, 'Here's what you need to do: First - You have
to drink a whole quart of tequila, in a minute or less, and you can't
make a face while doing it or throw up. Second - There's a pit bull
chained in the back with a bad tooth. You have to remove that tooth
with your bare hands. Third - There's a 90-year old woman upstairs who
has never had sex....You have to take care of that problem too!”

The man is stunned. 'I know I paid my £10, but I'm not an idiot! I
won't do it! You'd have to be nuts to drink a quart of tequila, and
then do all those other things...'

'Your call,' says the bartender..... 'but, your money stays where it
is.'

As time goes on, and the man has a few more drinks, he finally says,
'Where's the damn tequila?' He grabs the bottle with both hands and
drinks it as fast as he can.
Tears stream down both cheeks... but he doesn't make a face, and he
did it in fifty-eight seconds! Next, he staggers out the back door
where he sees the pit bull chained to a pole.  Soon the people inside
the bar hear growling and biting, and screaming... then nothing but
silence!

Just when they think the man surely must be dead, he staggers back
into the bar, with his shirt ripped open and there are scratches and
bleeding all over his body.

He says...'Now where's that old woman with the bad tooth?'