Re: What we've recently learned about cannabis
In article Svenne writes:
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>On Tue, 14 Aug 2007 20:38:50 +0100, Phil Stovell
>wrote:
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>>If I've missed any facts off my list, please let me know.
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>A couple of your facts were not reported correctly.
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>"Cannabis intoxication is responsible for at least 12 murders
>and countless assaults by schizophrenics in the last year alone."
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>Should read:
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>Schizophrenic killers driven insane by super strong skunk cannabis are
>responsible for a dramatic rise in the murder rate since the drug was
>reclassified.
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>And:
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>"At least 10 cannabis addicts committed suicide in 2006."
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>Should read:
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>Emergency services are overwhelmed by massive numbers of
>schoolchildren committing suicide to escape the mental hell of
>cannabis induced delusions.
Don't forget that it can turn people into blood-sucking bats, it can cause
people to crave satanic music such as jazz and swing, and it makes "those"
men lust after "our" women.
It also makes teenagers drive over kids on tricycles after ordering fast food
at a drive-thru restaurant, and it causes teenage girls to crave sex and
become pregnant. It also causes kids to play with their parents' guns and
accidentally shoot other kids. (These are all from PDAs played in the USA.)
Why do you think they call it "dope"?
I wonder if it's also the cause of the obesity epidemic due to uncontrollable
"munchies"?
-Pete Zakel
(phz@seeheader.nospam)
"Fertility is hereditary. If your parents didn't have any children,
neither will you."
date: 14 Aug 2007 15:59:31 -0800
author: (Pete nospam Zakel)
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