I collect mouse mats. Sad and tragic, yes I know, don't bother telling me. 
Anyway, I don't mean the ones you can buy, like Man U or Buffy the slayer, I 
mean the one you have at work, the firms one.

So where do you work, and please can I have a mouse mat? If you can send me 
one, I'll be happy to pay for the postage or put a little something in a 
charity box on your behalf.

email me at shazzbat3ATyahooDOTcoDOTuk and if you've got one I want I'll 
give you an address to send it to.

TIA,

Steve