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date: Wed, 25 Jun 2008 10:53:33 +0100,    group: uk.rec.bodybuilding        back       
O/T: humpday humour   
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyWEBbFwU1o


Time for squats of truth!


-- 
Bully
Protein bars: http://www.proteinbars.co.uk

"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the 
opportunity in every difficulty."
Sir Winston Churchill
date: Wed, 25 Jun 2008 10:53:33 +0100   author:   Bully

Re: O/T: humpday humour   
Bully wrote:
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyWEBbFwU1o

That is brilliant.

A year or so ago our lad wanted a bible.
We got him a kids version which was much easier to understand, and you
soon realise the the "God" in the old testamant must have been the evil
twin of the new testament "God" if the stories were to be belived.

In almost every story the old testament "God" is on a par no, I take
that back... he was infinately _worse_ than Hitler!

God - "Heh Noah, I screwed up with the Adam & Eve incest thing... I
didn't have a big-enough gene pool to populate the world.  I'll have a
global genocide and try again.. You have 3 sons who are married..."

Noah - "Um But God, don't you think that's pretty much the same as before?"

God - "Don't question me Noah, for I am God... Right... back to starving
and drowning the whole of civilisation"


Oh no, now you've caused me to break the "thou shalt not talk about
region with anyone" rule!
date: Thu, 26 Jun 2008 10:57:35 +0100   author:   www.GymRatZ.co.uk

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