On Tue, 17 Jun 2008 05:36:24 +1000, "ngage"  wrote:

>JD wrote:
>> On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 13:28:18 +0100, Bully wrote:
>>
>>> Which post did I respond to?
>>
>> Alzheimers is a terrible thing.
>
>Not really - you make new friends every day :) 
>

An old man goes into a doctor's office.

"Doc, you got to help me! Please!"

Doc: Well, sir, what seems to be the problem?

Old man: Well, you see, I am 79 years old, and I have a lovely 23 year
old wife, face like an angel and a body of a goddess, and an incredible
apetite for sex!

Doc: Well, let's give you a brief checkup and if it won't kill you, I'll
write you a scrip for some viagra, and that should take care of things.

Old Guy: No, Doc! My dick gets harder than chinese arithmetic when I am
around my wive! 

Doc: So you just need more energy? More stamina? Some B-12 might be a
good start...

O;d Guy: No, Doc! I might be old, but I can still fuck like a
piledriver!

Doc, now exasperated: Okay, then what the hell is the problem? You got a
hot little wife, your sex life ought to be great! What the hell are you
doing in my office taking up my time and your money?

Old Fart: I CAN'T REMEMBER WHERE I LIVE!


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