"Phil Kyle"  wrote in message 
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> "Wim Jay"  wrote in
> news:xgkQh.184688$dB6.62636@fe08.news.easynews.com:
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>>
>> On 31-Aug-2005, Phillip Kyle  wrote:
>>
>>> Neil Barker  verbally sodomised  in
>>> news:MPG.1d7ffc386bb935b798985d@127.0.0.1:
>>>
>>> > In article <1h266gj.1unc7uo1gng740N%alan@darkroom.+.com>,
>>> > alan@darkroom.+.com says...
>>> >
>>> >> Christ Neil, you really attract the weirdos.
>>> >
>>> > Oh he's been part of my travelling fan club for ages now - he just
>>> > can't stay away. He's been killfiled for aeons now and is totally
>>> > ignored. He follows me around like a good little lapdog and is so
>>> > obedient that I can make him post - he'll follow up to this, just
>>> > watch.
>>> >
>>>
>>> Well done for totally ignoring me. Again.
>>>
>>> >
>>> >> Anyway,If you did buy that .223, where would you use it?
>>> >
>>> > Well, my present club which is very close to me has 25,50 and 100m
>>> > ranges but is .22LR / pistol calibres only and therefore it
>>> > wouldn't be of use there. We are looking to build a 2 position
>>> > full-bore range but that's possibly a year off.
>>> >
>>> > Mark, who owns the .223, is a member of Peak club - they shoot at
>>> > Thorpe near Ashbourne and I could join there. That and visits to
>>> > Bisley - it's just a damn long way away and expensive.
>>> >
>>>
>>> Get a decent job then.
>>
>> But... but... Isn't Neil called the Chief Snapper for some regional
>> freebie rag? That is about as decent a job as (s)he will ever get with
>> her reputation, oh yes!
>>
>
> He's the Chief Lardy Lady of the Bumchum mail.
>
>> (Did you know he was on Jim'll Fix It?)
>
> Jim didn't fix him. Otherwise he'd have fitted staples to the fat
> bastards stomach.
>
>>
>> (Did you also know that due to his gross obesity he managed to get
>> stuck in a cable car in the U.S.?)
>>
>
> Yes, but hilariously the US wouldn't give him a visa cos they have met
> their quota of obese gun toting weirdos, apparently.
>
>> (Did you also also know this was before he met his latest "girlfriend"
>> called "Emma"? I wonder wot "Emma's" *real* name is? Ernie?)
>>
>
> LAFF! Yes, better mention her name otherwise we might think she doesn't
> exist, much like Tash. They were probably both bought from the same
> rubber girlfriend emporium.
>
>
> -- 
>
> Phil Kyle
>
> Sig on holiday

See, Nellie, I'm not the only one who thinks Emma is a figment of your 
imagination.