Or some such bollocks.

It now seems that it isn't hard enough to sell a property, so just to
make it a bit more difficult it is, from tomorrow a requirement to
waste even more money on another meaningless bit of crap.

Fuck me, I give up. I think I'll just Freecycle the fucking place.


--
Speedgazebo

Speedgazebo wrote:

> Or some such bollocks.
> 
> It now seems that it isn't hard enough to sell a property, so just to
> make it a bit more difficult it is, from tomorrow a requirement to
> waste even more money on another meaningless bit of crap.
> 
> Fuck me, I give up. I think I'll just Freecycle the fucking place.

Two options:

1. Punt it out at auction with a low reserve. 
2. Rent it out for 6 months[1] - they always sell better in the spring.

[1] Just don't rent it to a couple of god-botherers, coz they'll fuck
off without telling you whilst owing you over a grand in rent. Looks
like I'm hitting the small claims court *again* - ho hum.

-- 
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On Sep 30, 4:04 pm, Speedgazebo  wrote:
> Or some such bollocks.
>
> It now seems that it isn't hard enough to sell a property, so just to
> make it a bit more difficult it is, from tomorrow a requirement to
> waste even more money on another meaningless bit of crap.
>
I can see pros and cons to it. The pros are that the buyers have an
easier time, no getting a survey done on each house that you're
interested in, if you're worried about energy efficiency then you can
see what'll be needed if anything. The cons are that there's no bugger
around to administer the scheme or to actually do the surveying and
the seller has to cough up even more.

--
Malc

Speedgazebo wrote:
> Or some such bollocks.
> 
> It now seems that it isn't hard enough to sell a property, so just to
> make it a bit more difficult it is, from tomorrow a requirement to
> waste even more money on another meaningless bit of crap.
> 
> Fuck me, I give up. I think I'll just Freecycle the fucking place.
> 
> 
> --
> Speedgazebo

ere m8 ill like take it of yer hands iinnit.

-- 
/Simon

On Tue, 30 Sep 2008 08:26:04 -0700 (PDT) in uk.rec.motorcycles, Malc
says:

>On Sep 30, 4:04 pm, Speedgazebo  wrote:
>> Or some such bollocks.
>>
>> It now seems that it isn't hard enough to sell a property, so just to
>> make it a bit more difficult it is, from tomorrow a requirement to
>> waste even more money on another meaningless bit of crap.
>>
>I can see pros and cons to it. The pros are that the buyers have an
>easier time, no getting a survey done on each house that you're
>interested in, 

There's also a good chance the energy efficiency bit will be a load of
old bollocks. 

-- 
Ian
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Windows swapped out again.

In article ,   wrote:
>>I can see pros and cons to it. The pros are that the buyers have an
>>easier time, no getting a survey done on each house that you're
>>interested in, 
>
>There's also a good chance the energy efficiency bit will be a load of
>old bollocks. 

It's just another way of extracting money from you IMO - when you are
forced to pay for things like water searches, environmental searches and
chancel repair insurance it all begins to add up. When you look at what
the money buys you most of it is utterly useless.

It would nice if we had an open government to the extent where you could
do these searches yourself on the internet for free rather than having
them turn it into a revenue earner for themselves.

-- 
CB500 (blue + flies)

On Sep 30, 4:20 pm, "Krusty" <dontwant...@nowhere.invalid> wrote:
> Speedgazebo wrote:
> > Or some such bollocks.
>
> > It now seems that it isn't hard enough to sell a property, so just to
> > make it a bit more difficult it is, from tomorrow a requirement to
> > waste even more money on another meaningless bit of crap.
>
> > Fuck me, I give up. I think I'll just Freecycle the fucking place.
>
> Two options:
>
> 1. Punt it out at auction with a low reserve.
> 2. Rent it out for 6 months[1] - they always sell better in the spring.
>
 I can't rent it, the fucking cunt Church Commisioners (1)have a
mortgage on it and the cunts wont let me let it out as they recon it
could compromise a sale. Some fat chance, it's been for sale for more
than a year, and they haven't agreed to an auction sale yet....


(1) It is my late fathers house and he was a vicar.

--
Speedgazebo

On Sep 30, 5:06 pm, bo...@despammed.com wrote:
> On Tue, 30 Sep 2008 08:26:04 -0700 (PDT) in uk.rec.motorcycles, Malc
> says:
>
> >On Sep 30, 4:04 pm, Speedgazebo  wrote:
> >> Or some such bollocks.
>
> >> It now seems that it isn't hard enough to sell a property, so just to
> >> make it a bit more difficult it is, from tomorrow a requirement to
> >> waste even more money on another meaningless bit of crap.
>
> >I can see pros and cons to it. The pros are that the buyers have an
> >easier time, no getting a survey done on each house that you're
> >interested in,
>
> There's also a good chance the energy efficiency bit will be a load of
> old bollocks.
>
 I have no doubt that it would be a sack of shit, a load of crap about
no/not enough/enough loft insulation, no/lots of low energy light
bulbs blah blah blah blah !

--
Speedgazebo

On Sep 30, 5:22 pm, Jim  wrote:
> In article ,   wrote:
> >>I can see pros and cons to it. The pros are that the buyers have an
> >>easier time, no getting a survey done on each house that you're
> >>interested in,
>
> >There's also a good chance the energy efficiency bit will be a load of
> >old bollocks.
>
> It's just another way of extracting money from you IMO - when you are
> forced to pay for things like water searches, environmental searches and
> chancel repair insurance it all begins to add up. When you look at what
> the money buys you most of it is utterly useless.
>
> It would nice if we had an open government to the extent where you could
> do these searches yourself on the internet for free rather than having
> them turn it into a revenue earner for themselves.
>

Indeed.

--
Speedgazebo

On Tue, 30 Sep 2008 08:04:13 -0700 (PDT), Speedgazebo
  said

>Or some such bollocks.
>
>It now seems that it isn't hard enough to sell a property, so just to
>make it a bit more difficult it is, from tomorrow a requirement to
>waste even more money on another meaningless bit of crap.
>
>Fuck me, I give up. I think I'll just Freecycle the fucking place.

I had it done yesterday. The bloke was so gorgeous, I'm thinking about
getting him back in for a, er, full survey.

-- 
Snowleopard        >^..^<  
isn't amused

In article , Snowleopard 
says...
> On Tue, 30 Sep 2008 08:04:13 -0700 (PDT), Speedgazebo
>   said
> 
> >Or some such bollocks.
> >
> >It now seems that it isn't hard enough to sell a property, so just to
> >make it a bit more difficult it is, from tomorrow a requirement to
> >waste even more money on another meaningless bit of crap.
> >
> >Fuck me, I give up. I think I'll just Freecycle the fucking place.
> 
> I had it done yesterday. The bloke was so gorgeous, I'm thinking about
> getting him back in for a, er, full survey.

He'll be checking your cavity insulation?
-- 
Bear
2002 Yamaha R1
Saab Aero Sport

Simon Wilson wrote:
> Speedgazebo wrote:
>> Or some such bollocks.
>>
>> It now seems that it isn't hard enough to sell a property, so just to
>> make it a bit more difficult it is, from tomorrow a requirement to
>> waste even more money on another meaningless bit of crap.
>>
>> Fuck me, I give up. I think I'll just Freecycle the fucking place.
>>
>>
>> --
>> Speedgazebo
>
> ere m8 ill like take it of yer hands iinnit.

Ah, you've played Freecycling before, haven't you?

-- 
Si - XV535

On Sep 30, 6:27 pm, "Mungo \"Two Sheds\" Toadfoot"
 wrote:
> Simon Wilson wrote:
> > Speedgazebo wrote:
> >> Or some such bollocks.
>
> >> It now seems that it isn't hard enough to sell a property, so just to
> >> make it a bit more difficult it is, from tomorrow a requirement to
> >> waste even more money on another meaningless bit of crap.
>
> >> Fuck me, I give up. I think I'll just Freecycle the fucking place.
>
> >> --
> >> Speedgazebo
>
> > ere m8 ill like take it of yer hands iinnit.
>
> Ah, you've played Freecycling before, haven't you?

 That's a point, I had forgotten about my "status" within the
freecycle community, I'll have to go incognito to another area    < fx
pulls up collar and walks shiftily away>

--
Speedgazebo

(you ain't seen me, 'right ?)

On 30 Sep 2008 15:20:25 GMT, "Krusty" <dontwantany@nowhere.invalid>
wrote:

>2. Rent it out for 6 months[1] - they always sell better in the spring.

heard an advert on the radio this morning that energy certs were going
to required for rental property.

-- 
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Adie wrote:

> On 30 Sep 2008 15:20:25 GMT, "Krusty" <dontwantany@nowhere.invalid>
> wrote:
> 
> > 2. Rent it out for 6 months[1] - they always sell better in the
> > spring.
> 
> heard an advert on the radio this morning that energy certs were going
> to required for rental property.

Makes sense as the tenants are the ones paying the bills (or not paying
the bills in the case of my scumbags).

-- 
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On Sep 30, 8:21 pm, Adie  wrote:
> On 30 Sep 2008 15:20:25 GMT, "Krusty" <dontwant...@nowhere.invalid>
> wrote:
>
> >2. Rent it out for 6 months[1] - they always sell better in the spring.
>
> heard an advert on the radio this morning that energy certs were going
> to required for rental property.
>
 Yup, that's right, got you both ways can't sell them, can't rent
them.  It seems you only need a certificate when you change tennants.

Fucking cunts.

--
Speedgazebo

Speedgazebo wrote:

> On Sep 30, 8:21 pm, Adie  wrote:
> > On 30 Sep 2008 15:20:25 GMT, "Krusty" <dontwant...@nowhere.invalid>
> > wrote:
> > 
> > > 2. Rent it out for 6 months[1] - they always sell better in the
> > > spring.
> > 
> > heard an advert on the radio this morning that energy certs were
> > going to required for rental property.
> > 
>  Yup, that's right, got you both ways can't sell them, can't rent
> them.  It seems you only need a certificate when you change tennants.

In the same way that you 'need' to stick to the speed limit, otherwise
<gasp> you'd be breaking the law!

> Fucking cunts.

Quite.

-- 
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www.MuddyStuff.co.uk
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On 30 Sep 2008 15:20:25 GMT, "Krusty" <dontwantany@nowhere.invalid>
wrote:

>[1] Just don't rent it to a couple of god-botherers, coz they'll fuck
>off without telling you whilst owing you over a grand in rent. Looks
>like I'm hitting the small claims court *again* - ho hum.

Fucking hell, mate - you're definitely cramming all your bad luck into
this year, aintcha?

Anyway, you should have followed my principle - 'Never trust a
Christian'.
-- 
Champ

Two standard issue crutches
To email me, neal at my domain should work.

Champ wrote:

> On 30 Sep 2008 15:20:25 GMT, "Krusty" <dontwantany@nowhere.invalid>
> wrote:
> 
> > [1] Just don't rent it to a couple of god-botherers, coz they'll
> > fuck off without telling you whilst owing you over a grand in rent.
> > Looks like I'm hitting the small claims court again - ho hum.
> 
> Fucking hell, mate - you're definitely cramming all your bad luck into
> this year, aintcha?

Ain't I just. I'm trying to ensure a new piece of shit comes my way
every four days, to keep me on my toes. Unfortunately I've exceeded my
quota over the last four days, what with Friday night, the tenants, & a
major bust-up with the neighbours on Sunday. Still, at least I now know
the phrase 'go fuck yourselves you bunch of inbred cunts' causes posh
people to pull the most wonderful expressions.

> Anyway, you should have followed my principle - 'Never trust a
> Christian'.

*I* didn't... Incidentally the neighbours are also uber Christians - no
surprise there then.

-- 
Krusty
www.MuddyStuff.co.uk
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Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ 
 typed
>On 30 Sep 2008 15:20:25 GMT, "Krusty" <dontwantany@nowhere.invalid>
>wrote:
>
>>[1] Just don't rent it to a couple of god-botherers, coz they'll fuck
>>off without telling you whilst owing you over a grand in rent. Looks
>>like I'm hitting the small claims court *again* - ho hum.
>
>Fucking hell, mate - you're definitely cramming all your bad luck into
>this year, aintcha?

Christ no, you should see what *next* year's got lined up for him.

>Anyway, you should have followed my principle - 'Never trust a
>Christian'.

Sensible policies, etc, etc.

-- 
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

My position was (and, to be honest, largely remains) one of complete ambiguity.

Wicked Uncle Nigel wrote:

> Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ
>  typed
> > On 30 Sep 2008 15:20:25 GMT, "Krusty" <dontwantany@nowhere.invalid>
> > wrote:
> > 
> > > [1] Just don't rent it to a couple of god-botherers, coz they'll
> > > fuck off without telling you whilst owing you over a grand in
> > > rent. Looks like I'm hitting the small claims court again - ho
> > > hum.
> > 
> > Fucking hell, mate - you're definitely cramming all your bad luck
> > into this year, aintcha?
> 
> Christ no, you should see what next year's got lined up for him.

Nah, next year will be fantastic - it's 2012 I need to worry about. I
always have a four year cycle with these things. 2004 included a
break-up, a divorce, a redundancy, two court cases & near-bankruptcy -
quite mild compared to this year really.

-- 
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www.MuddyStuff.co.uk
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Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Krusty 
<dontwantany@nowhere.invalid> typed
>Wicked Uncle Nigel wrote:
>
>> Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ
>>  typed
>> > On 30 Sep 2008 15:20:25 GMT, "Krusty" <dontwantany@nowhere.invalid>
>> > wrote:
>> >
>> > > [1] Just don't rent it to a couple of god-botherers, coz they'll
>> > > fuck off without telling you whilst owing you over a grand in
>> > > rent. Looks like I'm hitting the small claims court again - ho
>> > > hum.
>> >
>> > Fucking hell, mate - you're definitely cramming all your bad luck
>> > into this year, aintcha?
>>
>> Christ no, you should see what next year's got lined up for him.
>
>Nah, next year will be fantastic - it's 2012 I need to worry about.

Why, what event have you entered?

>I
>always have a four year cycle with these things. 2004 included a
>break-up, a divorce, a redundancy, two court cases & near-bankruptcy -
>quite mild compared to this year really.

Cool. My record for a twelvemonth was two separations, a divorce, two 
redundancies and my mum dying. That wasn't a great year, TBH.

-- 
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

My position was (and, to be honest, largely remains) one of complete ambiguity.

On Tue, 30 Sep 2008 23:12:23 +0100, Wicked Uncle Nigel
 wrote:

>Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ 
> typed
>>On 30 Sep 2008 15:20:25 GMT, "Krusty" <dontwantany@nowhere.invalid>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>[1] Just don't rent it to a couple of god-botherers, coz they'll fuck
>>>off without telling you whilst owing you over a grand in rent. Looks
>>>like I'm hitting the small claims court *again* - ho hum.
>>
>>Fucking hell, mate - you're definitely cramming all your bad luck into
>>this year, aintcha?
>
>Christ no, you should see what *next* year's got lined up for him.

Shut up! I'm still working out the trajectory.
-- 
Lady Nina
Crying because there are stars and blue hermit crabs.

Wicked Uncle Nigel wrote:

> Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Krusty
> <dontwantany@nowhere.invalid> typed
> > Wicked Uncle Nigel wrote:
> > 
> > > Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ
> >> typed
> >>> On 30 Sep 2008 15:20:25 GMT, "Krusty"
> <dontwantany@nowhere.invalid> >>> wrote:
> > > > 
> >>> > [1] Just don't rent it to a couple of god-botherers, coz they'll
> >>> > fuck off without telling you whilst owing you over a grand in
> >>> > rent. Looks like I'm hitting the small claims court again - ho
> >>> > hum.
> > > > 
> >>> Fucking hell, mate - you're definitely cramming all your bad luck
> >>> into this year, aintcha?
> > > 
> > > Christ no, you should see what next year's got lined up for him.
> > 
> > Nah, next year will be fantastic - it's 2012 I need to worry about.
> 
> Why, what event have you entered?

<breaks leg & oils airgun>

> > I
> > always have a four year cycle with these things. 2004 included a
> > break-up, a divorce, a redundancy, two court cases &
> > near-bankruptcy - quite mild compared to this year really.
> 
> Cool. My record for a twelvemonth was two separations, a divorce, two
> redundancies and my mum dying. That wasn't a great year, TBH.

Fuck, that does sound pretty shit. My 2004 break-up, redundancy & the
start of one of the court cases happened during a 2 week period, but I
still wouldn't want to swap with you.

-- 
Krusty
www.MuddyStuff.co.uk
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Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Krusty 
<dontwantany@nowhere.invalid> typed
>Wicked Uncle Nigel wrote:
>
>> Cool. My record for a twelvemonth was two separations, a divorce, two
>> redundancies and my mum dying. That wasn't a great year, TBH.
>
>Fuck, that does sound pretty shit. My 2004 break-up, redundancy & the
>start of one of the court cases happened during a 2 week period, but I
>still wouldn't want to swap with you.

No fucker ever does!

That sort of Annus Horribilis does tend to leave you beating your chest 
and screaming "Come on you cunt! I can take it! Give it your best shot!" 
at the Universe.

Either that, or sitting in a dark place rocking and sobbing.

Or (if I'm absolutely honest), a bit of both...

-- 
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

My position was (and, to be honest, largely remains) one of complete ambiguity.

In article , Krusty says...
> Wicked Uncle Nigel wrote:
 
> > Cool. My record for a twelvemonth was two separations, a divorce, two
> > redundancies and my mum dying. That wasn't a great year, TBH.
> 
> Fuck, that does sound pretty shit. My 2004 break-up, redundancy & the
> start of one of the court cases happened during a 2 week period, but I
> still wouldn't want to swap with you.

I could take any and all of that except the mum dying bit.  That would 
just rip me.

Actually, from a "major events" POV 2008 has, so far, been pretty 
"shit" by conventional reckoning, and yet I've really enjoyed most of 
it, and learned a shedload too.  Weird.
-- 
Bear
2002 Yamaha R1
Saab Aero Sport

In article , Wicked Uncle Nigel 
says...

> That sort of Annus Horribilis does tend to leave you beating your chest 
> and screaming "Come on you cunt! I can take it! Give it your best shot!" 
> at the Universe.

I have been surprised at what I can take, pressure-wise.

I'd always assumed I was a "Path of least resistance" sort of a chap.

It appears this is not necessarily the case.
-- 
Bear
2002 Yamaha R1
Saab Aero Sport

Champ wrote:

> On 30 Sep 2008 15:20:25 GMT, "Krusty" <dontwantany@nowhere.invalid>
> wrote:
> 
> > [1] Just don't rent it to a couple of god-botherers, coz they'll
> > fuck off without telling you whilst owing you over a grand in rent.
> > Looks like I'm hitting the small claims court again - ho hum.
> 
> Fucking hell, mate - you're definitely cramming all your bad luck into
> this year, aintcha?
> 
> Anyway, you should have followed my principle - 'Never trust a
> Christian'.

I've always found the church-going christian type gurlies to be amongst
the most sexually depraved of the lot. I wouldn't trust most of them as
far as I could throw them.

-- 
Lozzo
SV650S K5, CBR600F-W, SR250 SpazzTrakka
and a shit load more 2-wheeled junk in the garage
I believe in free speech, but I still have to pay my phone bill

Lady Nina wrote:

> On Tue, 30 Sep 2008 23:12:23 +0100, Wicked Uncle Nigel
>  wrote:
> 
> > Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ 
> > typed
> > > On 30 Sep 2008 15:20:25 GMT, "Krusty"
> > > <dontwantany@nowhere.invalid> wrote:
> > > 
> > > > [1] Just don't rent it to a couple of god-botherers, coz
> > > > they'll fuck off without telling you whilst owing you over a
> > > > grand in rent. Looks like I'm hitting the small claims court
> > > > again - ho hum.
> > > 
> > > Fucking hell, mate - you're definitely cramming all your bad luck
> > > into this year, aintcha?
> > 
> > Christ no, you should see what next year's got lined up for him.
> 
> Shut up! I'm still working out the trajectory.

Have you calculated for windage?

-- 
Lozzo
SV650S K5, CBR600F-W, SR250 SpazzTrakka
and a shit load more 2-wheeled junk in the garage
I believe in free speech, but I still have to pay my phone bill

On Tue, 30 Sep 2008 23:29:58 +0100, Wicked Uncle Nigel
 wrote:

>Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Krusty 
><dontwantany@nowhere.invalid> typed
>>Wicked Uncle Nigel wrote:
>>
>>> Cool. My record for a twelvemonth was two separations, a divorce, two
>>> redundancies and my mum dying. That wasn't a great year, TBH.
>>
>>Fuck, that does sound pretty shit. My 2004 break-up, redundancy & the
>>start of one of the court cases happened during a 2 week period, but I
>>still wouldn't want to swap with you.
>
>No fucker ever does!
>
>That sort of Annus Horribilis does tend to leave you beating your chest 
>and screaming "Come on you cunt! I can take it! Give it your best shot!" 
>at the Universe.
>
>Either that, or sitting in a dark place rocking and sobbing.
>
>Or (if I'm absolutely honest), a bit of both...

Oh yes.

In the space of two months (December and January so the delights of
xmas in there as well)  in the late eighties - dead grandparent, row
with fundies at said grandparent's funeral, half the ceiling of my
flat collapsed due to above flat leaving bath running, fiance emptied
back account and fucked off (and when he'd spent the money turned up
at my parents telling them a load of bollocks and trying to get money
from them) I lost my job due to asking too many questions 'is it legal
to sign these for someone else?' (company directors later did time for
fraud) and crashed my mini on the way back to Wales.

Still the worst fucking time so far. <waves choccie biccy at fate>
-- 
Lady Nina
Crying because there are stars and blue hermit crabs.

Wicked Uncle Nigel wrote:

> Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Krusty
> <dontwantany@nowhere.invalid> typed
> > Wicked Uncle Nigel wrote:
> > 
> > > Cool. My record for a twelvemonth was two separations, a divorce,
> > > two redundancies and my mum dying. That wasn't a great year, TBH.
> > 
> > Fuck, that does sound pretty shit. My 2004 break-up, redundancy &
> > the start of one of the court cases happened during a 2 week
> > period, but I still wouldn't want to swap with you.
> 
> No fucker ever does!
> 
> That sort of Annus Horribilis does tend to leave you beating your
> chest and screaming "Come on you cunt! I can take it! Give it your
> best shot!" at the Universe.
> 
> Either that, or sitting in a dark place rocking and sobbing.

Heh, the sign of someone who's really been through the ringer. I've not
done the rocking/sobbing thing of course, being a rufty-tufty biker.
Well not for a few weeks anyway...

On the plus side, I put a new client live today[1] after 18 months of
work, & nothing's blown up yet, so maybe things are looking up.

[1] Which hopefully means only one more trip to Pontefract will be
required - christ I hate that journey :-/

-- 
Krusty
www.MuddyStuff.co.uk
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Bear wrote:

> In article , Krusty says...
> > Wicked Uncle Nigel wrote:
>  
> > > Cool. My record for a twelvemonth was two separations, a divorce,
> > > two redundancies and my mum dying. That wasn't a great year, TBH.
> > 
> > Fuck, that does sound pretty shit. My 2004 break-up, redundancy &
> > the start of one of the court cases happened during a 2 week
> > period, but I still wouldn't want to swap with you.
> 
> I could take any and all of that except the mum dying bit.  That
> would just rip me.

AOL.

> Actually, from a "major events" POV 2008 has, so far, been pretty 
> "shit" by conventional reckoning, and yet I've really enjoyed most of 
> it, and learned a shedload too.  Weird.

No 2008WAMSY# for you then.

-- 
Krusty
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On 30 Sep 2008 22:40:59 GMT, "Lozzo"  wrote:

>Lady Nina wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 30 Sep 2008 23:12:23 +0100, Wicked Uncle Nigel
>>  wrote:
>> 
>> > Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ 
>> > typed
>> > > On 30 Sep 2008 15:20:25 GMT, "Krusty"
>> > > <dontwantany@nowhere.invalid> wrote:
>> > > 
>> > > > [1] Just don't rent it to a couple of god-botherers, coz
>> > > > they'll fuck off without telling you whilst owing you over a
>> > > > grand in rent. Looks like I'm hitting the small claims court
>> > > > again - ho hum.
>> > > 
>> > > Fucking hell, mate - you're definitely cramming all your bad luck
>> > > into this year, aintcha?
>> > 
>> > Christ no, you should see what next year's got lined up for him.
>> 
>> Shut up! I'm still working out the trajectory.
>
>Have you calculated for windage?

I thought you were doing that bit, WUN was making the giant fan and
burnt was going to scout round the local farmers for the shit supply?
-- 
Lady Nina
Crying because there are stars and blue hermit crabs.

On 30 Sep 2008 22:39:05 GMT, "Lozzo"  wrote:

>Champ wrote:
>
>> On 30 Sep 2008 15:20:25 GMT, "Krusty" <dontwantany@nowhere.invalid>
>> wrote:
>> 
>> > [1] Just don't rent it to a couple of god-botherers, coz they'll
>> > fuck off without telling you whilst owing you over a grand in rent.
>> > Looks like I'm hitting the small claims court again - ho hum.
>> 
>> Fucking hell, mate - you're definitely cramming all your bad luck into
>> this year, aintcha?
>> 
>> Anyway, you should have followed my principle - 'Never trust a
>> Christian'.
>
>I've always found the church-going christian type gurlies to be amongst
>the most sexually depraved of the lot.

Oh to be young again.

> I wouldn't trust most of them as
>far as I could throw them.

Oh to be young again.
-- 
Lady Nina
Crying because there are stars and blue hermit crabs.

In article , Krusty says...

> 2008WAMSY# 

Meaning?
-- 
Bear
2002 Yamaha R1
Saab Aero Sport

Lady Nina wrote:

> On 30 Sep 2008 22:40:59 GMT, "Lozzo"  wrote:
> 
> > Lady Nina wrote:
> > 
> >> On Tue, 30 Sep 2008 23:12:23 +0100, Wicked Uncle Nigel
> >>  wrote:
> >> 
> >> > Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ 
> >> > typed
> >> > > On 30 Sep 2008 15:20:25 GMT, "Krusty"
> >> > > <dontwantany@nowhere.invalid> wrote:
> >> > > 
> >> > > > [1] Just don't rent it to a couple of god-botherers, coz
> >> > > > they'll fuck off without telling you whilst owing you over a
> >> > > > grand in rent. Looks like I'm hitting the small claims court
> >> > > > again - ho hum.
> >> > > 
> >> > > Fucking hell, mate - you're definitely cramming all your bad
> luck >> > > into this year, aintcha?
> >> > 
> >> > Christ no, you should see what next year's got lined up for him.
> >> 
> >> Shut up! I'm still working out the trajectory.
> > 
> > Have you calculated for windage?
> 
> I thought you were doing that bit, WUN was making the giant fan and
> burnt was going to scout round the local farmers for the shit supply?

Can you all just fuck off please? Ta.

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Bear wrote:

> In article , Krusty says...
> 
> > 2008WAMSY# 
> 
> Meaning?

2008 was a monumentally shite year. I'm #0, Champ's #1 & there's a #2
too but I forget who.

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In article , Krusty says...
> Bear wrote:
> 
> > In article , Krusty says...
> > 
> > > 2008WAMSY# 
> > 
> > Meaning?
> 
> 2008 was a monumentally shite year. I'm #0, Champ's #1 & there's a #2
> too but I forget who.

Ah ok, ta.  Well ok, but I wouldn't claim it as monumentally shite, at 
least not until certain events have unwound themselves, and even if they 
do go pear-shaped, I *still* wouldn't think it was that bad.  There have 
been some amazingly pos moments.

Plus those number thingies are so old, gay and lame, so cheers :)
-- 
Bear
2002 Yamaha R1
Saab Aero Sport

Krusty wrote:

> Bear wrote:
> 
> > In article , Krusty says...
> > 
> > > 2008WAMSY# 
> > 
> > Meaning?
> 
> 2008 was a monumentally shite year. I'm #0, Champ's #1 & there's a #2
> too but I forget who.

2008 hasn't been a bad year here.

-- 
Lozzo
SV650S K5, CBR600F-W, SR250 SpazzTrakka
and a shit load more 2-wheeled junk in the garage
I believe in free speech, but I still have to pay my phone bill

Bear wrote:

> In article , Krusty says...
> > Bear wrote:
> > 
> > > In article , Krusty says...
> > > 
> > > > 2008WAMSY# 
> > > 
> > > Meaning?
> > 
> > 2008 was a monumentally shite year. I'm #0, Champ's #1 & there's a
> > #2 too but I forget who.
> 
> Ah ok, ta.  Well ok, but I wouldn't claim it as monumentally shite,
> at least not until certain events have unwound themselves, and even
> if they do go pear-shaped, I still wouldn't think it was that bad.

Let's see if you still feel the same way the first time you drop the
soap.

> There have been some amazingly pos moments.
> 
> Plus those number thingies are so old, gay and lame, so cheers :)

<points at lack of numbers in sig>

Absolutely.

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In article , Krusty says...
> Bear wrote:
> 
> > In article , Krusty says...
> > > Bear wrote:
> > > 
> > > > In article , Krusty says...
> > > > 
> > > > > 2008WAMSY# 
> > > > 
> > > > Meaning?
> > > 
> > > 2008 was a monumentally shite year. I'm #0, Champ's #1 & there's a
> > > #2 too but I forget who.
> > 
> > Ah ok, ta.  Well ok, but I wouldn't claim it as monumentally shite,
> > at least not until certain events have unwound themselves, and even
> > if they do go pear-shaped, I still wouldn't think it was that bad.
> 
> Let's see if you still feel the same way the first time you drop the
> soap.

If I end up doing time, I'll deal with it, same as I deal with all 
shite.  I wouldn't look forward to it, I just wouldn't freak out over it 
anymore.
-- 
Bear
2002 Yamaha R1
Saab Aero Sport

On Sep 30, 4:04 pm, Speedgazebo  wrote:
> Or some such bollocks.
>
> It now seems that it isn't hard enough to sell a property, so just to
> make it a bit more difficult it is, from tomorrow a requirement to
> waste even more money on another meaningless bit of crap.
>
> Fuck me, I give up. I think I'll just Freecycle the fucking place.

From today you will need a cert for rental property, as others have
said.

What is less well known is you will also need one if selling
privately, even if a Home Information Pack is NOT needed.

It is utter crap - we have a property managed by an agent - currently
awaiting new tenants, they wanted £58  VAT before the 1st so they
could carry on marketing it after the 1st.

On 30 Sep 2008 22:59:48 GMT, "Krusty" <dontwantany@nowhere.invalid>
wrote:

>Bear wrote:
>
>> In article , Krusty says...
>> 
>> > 2008WAMSY# 
>> 
>> Meaning?
>
>2008 was a monumentally shite year. I'm #0, Champ's #1 & there's a #2
>too but I forget who.

Thanks and all, but I'm not sure I really want to accept that.  I came
so fucking close to dying that I'm really jolly pleased to be hear at
the moment.
-- 
Champ

Two standard issue crutches
To email me, neal at my domain should work.

On 30 Sep 2008 22:16:34 GMT, "Krusty" <dontwantany@nowhere.invalid>
wrote:

>2004 included a
>break-up, a divorce, a redundancy, two court cases & near-bankruptcy -
>quite mild compared to this year really.

This year ain't over yet.
-- 
Champ

Two standard issue crutches
To email me, neal at my domain should work.

In article , Champ says...
> On 30 Sep 2008 22:59:48 GMT, "Krusty" <dontwantany@nowhere.invalid>
> wrote:
> 
> >Bear wrote:
> >
> >> In article , Krusty says...
> >> 
> >> > 2008WAMSY# 
> >> 
> >> Meaning?
> >
> >2008 was a monumentally shite year. I'm #0, Champ's #1 & there's a #2
> >too but I forget who.
> 
> Thanks and all, but I'm not sure I really want to accept that.  I came
> so fucking close to dying that I'm really jolly pleased to be hear at
> the moment.

Exactly my stance: what happened wasn't great, but didn't could have 
been far worse.
-- 
Bear
2002 Yamaha R1
Saab Aero Sport

Bear wrote:
> In article , Krusty says...
>> Bear wrote:
>>
>>> In article , Krusty says...
>>>
>>>> 2008WAMSY# 
>>> Meaning?
>> 2008 was a monumentally shite year. I'm #0, Champ's #1 & there's a #2
>> too but I forget who.
> 
> Ah ok, ta.  Well ok, but I wouldn't claim it as monumentally shite, at 
> least not until certain events have unwound themselves, and even if they 
> do go pear-shaped, I *still* wouldn't think it was that bad.  There have 
> been some amazingly pos moments.
> 
> Plus those number thingies are so old, gay and lame, so cheers :)

Doesn't old, gay and lame cover most of UKRM though?

-- 
Mike H
GSX750F

Krusty wrote:
> Wicked Uncle Nigel wrote:
>
>> Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ
>>  typed
>>> On 30 Sep 2008 15:20:25 GMT, "Krusty" <dontwantany@nowhere.invalid>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>> [1] Just don't rent it to a couple of god-botherers, coz they'll
>>>> fuck off without telling you whilst owing you over a grand in
>>>> rent. Looks like I'm hitting the small claims court again - ho
>>>> hum.
>>>
>>> Fucking hell, mate - you're definitely cramming all your bad luck
>>> into this year, aintcha?
>>
>> Christ no, you should see what next year's got lined up for him.
>
> Nah, next year will be fantastic - it's 2012 I need to worry about. I
> always have a four year cycle with these things. 2004 included a
> break-up, a divorce, a redundancy, two court cases & near-bankruptcy -
> quite mild compared to this year really.

Don';t ever shake my hand ;)

-- 


Nige, 'It's all about the speed'

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Champ wrote:

> On 30 Sep 2008 22:59:48 GMT, "Krusty" <dontwantany@nowhere.invalid>
> wrote:
> 
> > Bear wrote:
> > 
> >> In article , Krusty says...
> >> 
> >> > 2008WAMSY# 
> >> 
> >> Meaning?
> > 
> > 2008 was a monumentally shite year. I'm #0, Champ's #1 & there's a
> > #2 too but I forget who.
> 
> Thanks and all, but I'm not sure I really want to accept that.  I came
> so fucking close to dying that I'm really jolly pleased to be hear at
> the moment.

You asked if you were eligible for one a few weeks ago! S'ok though,
they're not mandatory.

-- 
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In article ,
 Champ  wrote:

> I came
> so fucking close to dying that I'm really jolly pleased to be hear at
> the moment.

What?

D.
-- 
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Bear wrote:
> If I end up doing time, I'll deal with it, same as I deal with all 
> shite.  I wouldn't look forward to it, I just wouldn't freak out over it 
> anymore.

I came to terms with the idea pretty quickly. I didn't like it, but it 
was the only way to cope.

Still fucking glad it didn't become a reality though.

-- 
ogden

GSXR750 K4
RGV250 VJ22

MikeH  wrote in news:6kgmolF7nujbU4
@mid.individual.net:

> Bear wrote:
>> In article , Krusty says...
>>> Bear wrote:
>>>
>>>> In article , Krusty says...
>>>>
>>>>> 2008WAMSY# 
>>>> Meaning?
>>> 2008 was a monumentally shite year. I'm #0, Champ's #1 & there's a #2
>>> too but I forget who.
>> 
>> Ah ok, ta.  Well ok, but I wouldn't claim it as monumentally shite, at 
>> least not until certain events have unwound themselves, and even if they 
>> do go pear-shaped, I *still* wouldn't think it was that bad.  There have 
>> been some amazingly pos moments.
>> 
>> Plus those number thingies are so old, gay and lame, so cheers :)
> 
> Doesn't old, gay and lame cover most of UKRM though?
> 

after midnight, that's me for sure

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