Snigger
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1060702/Bike-hating-Jeremy-Clarkson-ditches-car-wheels-takes-scooter-spin.html
date: Sun, 28 Sep 2008 20:10:24 GMT
author: platypus
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Re: Snigger
"platypus" wrote in message
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> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1060702/Bike-hating-Jeremy-Clarkson-ditches-car-wheels-takes-scooter-spin.html
2 things spring to mind....
1 Is this a Top Gear stunt?
or
2 Is it a lookalike ?
He's a cock..............a big cock...........but a cock nonetheless
date: Sun, 28 Sep 2008 22:00:20 +0100
author: Rajabin Rajabin
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Re: Snigger
platypus wrote:
> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1060702/Bike-hating-Jeremy-Clarkson-ditches-car-wheels-takes-scooter-spin.html
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>
Times are hard, you know
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/columnists/jeremy_clarkson/article4836545.ece
date: Sun, 28 Sep 2008 23:06:42 +0200
author: Higgins
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Re: Snigger
"platypus" wrote in message
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> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1060702/Bike-hating-Jeremy-Clarkson-ditches-car-wheels-takes-scooter-spin.html
>
Heh, you have to love the caption below the bottom picture, "Fans are used
to seeing Clarkson behind the wheel of a fast car" - with the picture
showing him leaning against a Rover.
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Dan B
Clio R27
date: Mon, 29 Sep 2008 01:40:29 +0100
author: DanB
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Re: Snigger
"platypus" wrote in message
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> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1060702/Bike-hating-Jeremy-Clarkson-ditches-car-wheels-takes-scooter-spin.html
The question is: is he riding the Vespa on a public road without a bike
licence, or is he a gobby hypocrite *with* a bike licence.
date: Mon, 29 Sep 2008 10:34:26 +0100
author: Charlie
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"Charlie" wrote in message
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> "platypus" wrote in message
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>> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1060702/Bike-hating-Jeremy-Clarkson-ditches-car-wheels-takes-scooter-spin.html
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> The question is: is he riding the Vespa on a public road without a bike
> licence, or is he a gobby hypocrite *with* a bike licence.
His car license will have a provisional entitlement to ride a bike. The only
thing he needed was a CBT.
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Andrew998
date: Mon, 29 Sep 2008 10:40:10 +0100
author: Andrew998
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Andrew998 wrote:
> "Charlie" wrote in message
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>> "platypus" wrote in message
>> news:QwRDk.64002$E41.1376@text.news.virginmedia.com...
>>> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1060702/Bike-hating-Jeremy-Clarkson-ditches-car-wheels-takes-scooter-spin.html
>>
>> The question is: is he riding the Vespa on a public road without a
>> bike licence, or is he a gobby hypocrite *with* a bike licence.
>
> His car license will have a provisional entitlement to ride a bike.
> The only thing he needed was a CBT.
And a pair of L-plates.
date: Mon, 29 Sep 2008 09:46:03 GMT
author: platypus
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"Andrew998" gurgled happily, sounding
much like they were saying:
>> The question is: is he riding the Vespa on a public road without a bike
>> licence, or is he a gobby hypocrite *with* a bike licence.
> His car license will have a provisional entitlement to ride a bike. The
> only thing he needed was a CBT.
I'm not seeing L-plates.
If it's a 50, though, he'd have a full licence off the back of his car
test. No need for CBT, either.
date: 29 Sep 2008 09:46:20 GMT
author: Adrian
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"Charlie" gurgled happily, sounding much like they
were saying:
> The question is: is he riding the Vespa on a public road without a bike
> licence, or is he a gobby hypocrite *with* a bike licence.
'course, what nobody's noticed is the mike on the front of his lid...
Could they be filming a "We shoved Clarkson on a moped for a week, now
watch him sneer at it" bit for TG?
date: 29 Sep 2008 09:48:50 GMT
author: Adrian
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"Adrian" wrote in message
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> "Charlie" gurgled happily, sounding much like they
> were saying:
>
>> The question is: is he riding the Vespa on a public road without a bike
>> licence, or is he a gobby hypocrite *with* a bike licence.
>
> 'course, what nobody's noticed is the mike on the front of his lid...
>
> Could they be filming a "We shoved Clarkson on a moped for a week, now
> watch him sneer at it" bit for TG?
It was noticed, but considered to be too obvious to mention. It probably is
a TG 'stunt' but the equestion of licencitude remains. Is he evil criminal
scum or should there be joy in heaven for the one sinner who repenteth?
date: Mon, 29 Sep 2008 11:18:23 +0100
author: Charlie
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"Charlie" wrote in message
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> "platypus" wrote in message
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>> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1060702/Bike-hating-Jeremy-Clarkson-ditches-car-wheels-takes-scooter-spin.html
>
> The question is: is he riding the Vespa on a public road without a bike
> licence, or is he a gobby hypocrite *with* a bike licence.
>
Didn't he do a lap of Monaco on a Ducati 916?
Probably proves nothing as I remember him shitting himself.
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Drew.H, MIB#15, CBR1100XXX, TVR Chimaera
"There are more ways of shitting than straining the arse"
date: Mon, 29 Sep 2008 13:54:01 +0100
author: Drew.H
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> "Charlie" wrote in message
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>> "platypus" wrote in message
>> news:QwRDk.64002$E41.1376@text.news.virginmedia.com...
>>> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1060702/Bike-hating-Jeremy-Clarkson-ditches-car-wheels-takes-scooter-spin.html
>>
>> The question is: is he riding the Vespa on a public road without a bike
>> licence, or is he a gobby hypocrite *with* a bike licence.
>>
>
> Didn't he do a lap of Monaco on a Ducati 916?
> Probably proves nothing as I remember him shitting himself.
>
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5553167357279363711&q=motorworld
Near the end
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Drew.H, MIB#15, CBR1100XXX, TVR Chimaera
"There are more ways of shitting than straining the arse"
date: Mon, 29 Sep 2008 14:18:36 +0100
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>>> "platypus" wrote in message
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>>>> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1060702/Bike-hating-Jeremy-Clarkson-ditches-car-wheels-takes-scooter-spin.html
>>>
>>> The question is: is he riding the Vespa on a public road without a bike
>>> licence, or is he a gobby hypocrite *with* a bike licence.
>>>
>>
>> Didn't he do a lap of Monaco on a Ducati 916?
>> Probably proves nothing as I remember him shitting himself.
>>
>
> http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5553167357279363711&q=motorworld
> Near the end
"... first because those security cameras never sleep, and second because I
can't ride a bike."
date: Mon, 29 Sep 2008 14:52:31 +0100
author: Charlie
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Re: Snigger
We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember "platypus"
saying something like:
>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1060702/Bike-hating-Jeremy-Clarkson-ditches-car-wheels-takes-scooter-spin.html
Doesn't he look a twat.
--
Dave
GS850x2 XS650 SE6a
"It's a moron working with power tools.
How much more suspenseful can you get?"
- House
date: Mon, 29 Sep 2008 21:11:24 +0100
author: Grimly Curmudgeon
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