... since Monday, nine hours of detention given out to five boys and 
three girls.  Two boys expelled from my class for gross insolence.

It's getting worse, people.

D.
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On Thu, 25 Sep 2008 18:36:40 +0200, des  wrote:

>... since Monday, nine hours of detention given out to five boys and 
>three girls.  Two boys expelled from my class for gross insolence.
>
>It's getting worse, people.

I blame the teachers.
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In article , des says...
> ... since Monday, nine hours of detention given out to five boys and 
> three girls.  Two boys expelled from my class for gross insolence.
> 
> It's getting worse, people.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BC6EGeEc0F0
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In article ,
 BGN  wrote:

> On Thu, 25 Sep 2008 18:36:40 +0200, des  wrote:
> 
> >... since Monday, nine hours of detention given out to five boys and 
> >three girls.  Two boys expelled from my class for gross insolence.
> >
> >It's getting worse, people.
> 
> I blame the teachers.

Sadly, so do the parents (like the mother who came to see me this 
midday, because she wasn't happy at her daughter's being given a 
punishment exercise, nor at the fact that her daughter, who had 'done 
three years of English' before coming to our school, had to sit through 
lessons with, 'my name is ...', or 'today is Tuesday...').

D.
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In article ,
 Bear  wrote:

> In article , des says...
> > ... since Monday, nine hours of detention given out to five boys and 
> > three girls.  Two boys expelled from my class for gross insolence.
> > 
> > It's getting worse, people.
> 
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BC6EGeEc0F0

LOL ... rather funny, actually.  

I was doing quite well as a Solaris admin, though.  I wasn't the best, 
but got by, and earned rather silly money.  So I 'became a teacher' to 
get out of the rat race, and to have four months of paid holiday a year.

D.
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On Thu, 25 Sep 2008 18:42:34 +0200, des  wrote:

>> >... since Monday, nine hours of detention given out to five boys and 
>> >three girls.  Two boys expelled from my class for gross insolence.
>> >
>> >It's getting worse, people.
>> 
>> I blame the teachers.
>
>Sadly, so do the parents (like the mother who came to see me this 
>midday, because she wasn't happy at her daughter's being given a 
>punishment exercise, nor at the fact that her daughter, who had 'done 
>three years of English' before coming to our school, had to sit through 
>lessons with, 'my name is ...', or 'today is Tuesday...').

I trust there isn't a more advanced class that she can attend?  Like
"My name is Pussy and I like to shove soft fruit up my fanny and fart"
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In article ,
 BGN  wrote:

> On Thu, 25 Sep 2008 18:42:34 +0200, des  wrote:
> 
> >> >... since Monday, nine hours of detention given out to five boys and 
> >> >three girls.  Two boys expelled from my class for gross insolence.
> >> >
> >> >It's getting worse, people.
> >> 
> >> I blame the teachers.
> >
> >Sadly, so do the parents (like the mother who came to see me this 
> >midday, because she wasn't happy at her daughter's being given a 
> >punishment exercise, nor at the fact that her daughter, who had 'done 
> >three years of English' before coming to our school, had to sit through 
> >lessons with, 'my name is ...', or 'today is Tuesday...').
> 
> I trust there isn't a more advanced class that she can attend?  Like
> "My name is Pussy and I like to shove soft fruit up my fanny and fart"

Right, who fucking bugged my classroom?

D.
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des wrote:
> In article ,
>  Bear  wrote:
> 
>> In article , des says...
>>> ... since Monday, nine hours of detention given out to five boys and 
>>> three girls.  Two boys expelled from my class for gross insolence.
>>>
>>> It's getting worse, people.
>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BC6EGeEc0F0
> 
> LOL ... rather funny, actually.  
> 
> I was doing quite well as a Solaris admin, though.  I wasn't the best, 
> but got by, and earned rather silly money.  So I 'became a teacher' to 
> get out of the rat race, and to have four months of paid holiday a year.
> 
> D.

That explains it then.  Got a well paying job in a technology fast 
becoming obsolete?  Didn't manage to bail in time?  Become a teacher.

I was a Solaris admin a couple of years back.  As they messed around 
with Solaris on x86, the performance to price ration of SPARC became a 
joke and with the rise of Linux I bailed big time.

Tim B

On Thu, 25 Sep 2008 18:36:40 +0200, des wrote:

> and
> three girls.  

Do you give them the option of a good spanking?

In article <LkQCk.422$6I.109@newsfe03.ams2>, Tim  
wrote:

> des wrote:
> > In article ,
> >  Bear  wrote:
> > 
> >> In article , des says...
> >>> ... since Monday, nine hours of detention given out to five boys and 
> >>> three girls.  Two boys expelled from my class for gross insolence.
> >>>
> >>> It's getting worse, people.
> >> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BC6EGeEc0F0
> > 
> > LOL ... rather funny, actually.  
> > 
> > I was doing quite well as a Solaris admin, though.  I wasn't the best, 
> > but got by, and earned rather silly money.  So I 'became a teacher' to 
> > get out of the rat race, and to have four months of paid holiday a year.

> That explains it then.  Got a well paying job in a technology fast 
> becoming obsolete?  Didn't manage to bail in time?  Become a teacher.

Not really.  I've never been interested in being rich; which is why I 
find the ostentatious boasting about personal wealth by some on UKRM, 
quite simply pathetic.  Money seems quite vulgar to me.  My motivations 
in 'doing' Solaris were that I was self-taught, starting with Linux when 
it was still Red Hat 2.0, and I wanted to prove that I could become a 
'UNIX admin'.

Well I did, and got bored with it after six months.  But my SO at that 
time liked the fact that with the dosh they were paying me, I could 
whisk her off to Morocco or Mexico at the drop of a hat, so I kept at 
it.  And every morning, it got harder and harder to drag myself out of 
bed.  Eventually, it became obvious that I was a 'slave' to the money 
that they were paying me, even though I didn't _want_ that money.  So I 
literally just packed it in, leaving the office on Friday evening, and 
staying in bed on Monday morning.  Enrolled at uni, did teacher 
training, failed the exams first time around, took another shot at it, 
and well .. 

Now, I get four months paid holiday a year, I work eighteen hours (in 
class; there are more hours involved in preparing classes) a week and 
get paid as if I were working thirty-five.  I cycle to work (or will, 
when the cunts get around to fixing my bike), and am heading to Auxerre 
with the bike and four fully loaded panniers to cycle back to Paris over 
the holidays.  My wage slips read, 'Ministère de l'Education nationale', 
and I have a secure job for the remainder of my life (until retirement, 
which by the time I get there, will probably be =~70).  My wages are 
probably, oh fuck I dunno, around a third of what they were?  Yet every 
morning without fail, my eyes open even before the alarm goes off, and I 
fucking _bounce_ out of bed.  I genuinely have absolutely _no_ idea how 
much is in my account at the moment.  There's enough.  My half of the 
rent is paid every month, the Internet bill is paid (SO pays the 
electricity, which works out at around four or five euro less than I 
pay, we have our mobile phones and VOIP comes with the modem), and when 
I go to the hole in the wall, it spits out a couple of ten euro notes 
when asked.  The fridge has grub in it, I'm sitting swilling a Leffe and 
listening to Joni Mitchell, and every night, I get to fall asleep next 
to this _incredible_ bint who _exudes_ femininity, who's never raised 
her voice in the entire time I've known her (and who, on the one 
occasion when I did, told me gently but firmly, 'don't ever talk to me 
that way again' (I haven't)), who is a doctor in political science and 
who speaks five languages (and I mean 'speaks', not 'can order a beer 
and ask where the train station is').  We don't have a car, and do not 
want one.  

The downside of the job is that I spend more and more time punishing, 
instead of teaching, but as long as there are moments like today's, when 
after forty minutes of leading my 'cinquième' (=~ 12 years old) through 
examples like 'Sarah's book', 'Sophie's book' and 'the girls' books', I 
ask them to explain what the rule on apostrophe-s is, and there is a 
fuckin' _sea_ of raised hands before me, eager to answer, and breathed, 
'm'sieur, m'sieur, je sais, moi!!' ... 

I _live_ for moments like that.

Anyway, I'm drunk, now.  

So that little 'bloggy' outburst was to say no, I didn't 'bail'.  I made 
a conscious decision not to spend the rest of my working life making 
some cunt or cunts rich whilst I stared at my reflection on a black 
console.  And you know, in the staffroom, if I try to recall the 
conversations with colleagues, there isn't a single conversation about 
money, or about a new Volvo T-65 or whatever the fuck they're called.  

I am blessed.  

> I was a Solaris admin a couple of years back.  As they messed around 
> with Solaris on x86, the performance to price ration of SPARC became a 
> joke and with the rise of Linux I bailed big time.

Solaris is (AFAIK) still pretty big, at least over here.  One of my last 
posts was with Nortel, and they had .. what are they again, V890s ?  
Then again, they've got money to burn.  Good luck to 'em.  I will never 
again go back.

D.

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In article ,
 Derek Turner  wrote:

> On Thu, 25 Sep 2008 18:36:40 +0200, des wrote:
> 
> > and
> > three girls.  
> 
> Do you give them the option of a good spanking?

That's Lozzo's forte.

D.

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"des"  wrote in message 
news:des-E3CB2E.18364025092008@news.free.fr...
> ... since Monday, nine hours of detention given out to five boys and
> three girls.  Two boys expelled from my class for gross insolence.
>
> It's getting worse, people.

Or the boys have finally twigged.

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In article <FNRCk.106247$O51.2547@newsfe23.ams2>,
 "Beav"  wrote:

> "des"  wrote in message 
> news:des-E3CB2E.18364025092008@news.free.fr...
> > ... since Monday, nine hours of detention given out to five boys and
> > three girls.  Two boys expelled from my class for gross insolence.
> >
> > It's getting worse, people.
> 
> Or the boys have finally twigged.

Heh.

D.
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"des"  wrote in message 
news:des-E1053F.18444725092008@news.free.fr...
> In article ,
> Bear  wrote:
>
>> In article , des says...
>> > ... since Monday, nine hours of detention given out to five boys and
>> > three girls.  Two boys expelled from my class for gross insolence.
>> >
>> > It's getting worse, people.
>>
>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BC6EGeEc0F0
>
> LOL ... rather funny, actually.

Close to the truth too.
>
> I was doing quite well as a Solaris admin, though.  I wasn't the best,
> but got by, and earned rather silly money.  So I 'became a teacher' to
> get out of the rat race, and to have four months of paid holiday a year.

Failure's the only option.


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"des"  escribió en el mensaje 
news:des-ED74CD.18423325092008@news.free.fr...

> three years of English' before coming to our school, had to sit through
> lessons with, 'my name is ...', or 'today is Tuesday...').

On the other side, last night at the fireworks festival some clumsy tourists 
were surprised to hear "shut up ya wee bastid" from a local. I love UKRM.

Bgn spoke:
> I trust there isn't a more advanced class that she can attend?  Like
> "My name is Pussy and I like to shove soft fruit up my fanny and fart"

I think I've spotted your problem with female genitalia 
- fruit, fish, and gravy do not mix well.

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On Thu, 25 Sep 2008 18:22:13 +0100, BGN wibbled forth:

> On Thu, 25 Sep 2008 18:42:34 +0200, des  wrote:
> 
>>> >... since Monday, nine hours of detention given out to five boys and
>>> >three girls.  Two boys expelled from my class for gross insolence.
>>> >
>>> >It's getting worse, people.
>>> 
>>> I blame the teachers.
>>
>>Sadly, so do the parents (like the mother who came to see me this
>>midday, because she wasn't happy at her daughter's being given a
>>punishment exercise, nor at the fact that her daughter, who had 'done
>>three years of English' before coming to our school, had to sit through
>>lessons with, 'my name is ...', or 'today is Tuesday...').
> 
> I trust there isn't a more advanced class that she can attend?  Like "My
> name is Pussy and I like to shove soft fruit up my fanny and fart"

Can I ask a daft question? 

Ok politriness over with is someboby a Engrish teeechur here

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Bear  wrote:

> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BC6EGeEc0F0

Curse you, Great Firewall!


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In article <GRRCk.106381$O51.106149@newsfe23.ams2>,
 "Beav"  wrote:

> 
> "des"  wrote in message 
> news:des-E1053F.18444725092008@news.free.fr...
> > In article ,
> > Bear  wrote:
> >
> >> In article , des says...
> >> > ... since Monday, nine hours of detention given out to five boys and
> >> > three girls.  Two boys expelled from my class for gross insolence.
> >> >
> >> > It's getting worse, people.
> >>
> >> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BC6EGeEc0F0
> >
> > LOL ... rather funny, actually.
> 
> Close to the truth too.

Well, no.  Just another manifestation of the silly idea that most people 
have that 'those who can, do.  Those who can't, teach'.  

I'd be interested in knowing how someone teaches something he can't do.  

D. 

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In communiqué , des 
 cast forth these pearls of wisdom
>In article <GRRCk.106381$O51.106149@newsfe23.ams2>,
> "Beav"  wrote:
>
>>
>> "des"  wrote in message
>> news:des-E1053F.18444725092008@news.free.fr...
>> > In article ,
>> > Bear  wrote:
>> >
>> >> In article , des says...
>> >> > ... since Monday, nine hours of detention given out to five boys and
>> >> > three girls.  Two boys expelled from my class for gross insolence.
>> >> >
>> >> > It's getting worse, people.
>> >>
>> >> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BC6EGeEc0F0
>> >
>> > LOL ... rather funny, actually.
>>
>> Close to the truth too.
>
>Well, no.  Just another manifestation of the silly idea that most people
>have that 'those who can, do.  Those who can't, teach'.
>
>I'd be interested in knowing how someone teaches something he can't do.

"But we don't want to teach 'em", replied the Badger. "We want to learn 
'em - learn 'em, learn 'em! And what's more, we're going to do it, too!"

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In article ,
 Pete Fisher  wrote:

> In communiqué , des 
>  cast forth these pearls of wisdom
> >In article <GRRCk.106381$O51.106149@newsfe23.ams2>,
> > "Beav"  wrote:
> >
> >>
> >> "des"  wrote in message
> >> news:des-E1053F.18444725092008@news.free.fr...
> >> > In article ,
> >> > Bear  wrote:
> >> >
> >> >> In article , des says...
> >> >> > ... since Monday, nine hours of detention given out to five boys and
> >> >> > three girls.  Two boys expelled from my class for gross insolence.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > It's getting worse, people.
> >> >>
> >> >> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BC6EGeEc0F0
> >> >
> >> > LOL ... rather funny, actually.
> >>
> >> Close to the truth too.
> >
> >Well, no.  Just another manifestation of the silly idea that most people
> >have that 'those who can, do.  Those who can't, teach'.
> >
> >I'd be interested in knowing how someone teaches something he can't do.
> 
> "But we don't want to teach 'em", replied the Badger. "We want to learn 
> 'em - learn 'em, learn 'em! And what's more, we're going to do it, too!"

And I do.

D.

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On Thu, 25 Sep 2008 21:41:09 +0100, Rope  wrote:

>Bgn spoke:
>> I trust there isn't a more advanced class that she can attend?  Like
>> "My name is Pussy and I like to shove soft fruit up my fanny and fart"
>
>I think I've spotted your problem with female genitalia 
>- fruit, fish, and gravy do not mix well.

I'm not into steaming fannies, ta.
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On Sep 26, 6:14 am, des  wrote:
> In article <GRRCk.106381$O51.106...@newsfe23.ams2>,
>
>
>
>  "Beav"  wrote:
>
> > "des"  wrote in message
> >news:des-E1053F.18444725092008@news.free.fr...
> > > In article ,
> > > Bear  wrote:
>
> > >> In article , des says...
> > >> > ... since Monday, nine hours of detention given out to five boys and
> > >> > three girls.  Two boys expelled from my class for gross insolence.
>
> > >> > It's getting worse, people.
>
> > >>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BC6EGeEc0F0
>
> > > LOL ... rather funny, actually.
>
> > Close to the truth too.
>
> Well, no.  Just another manifestation of the silly idea that most people
> have that 'those who can, do.  Those who can't, teach'.
>
> I'd be interested in knowing how someone teaches something he can't do.

"teaching" doesn't involve innovation. "Doing" often does.

--
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In article 
,
 darsy  wrote:

> On Sep 26, 6:14 am, des  wrote:
> > In article <GRRCk.106381$O51.106...@newsfe23.ams2>,
> >
> >
> >
> >  "Beav"  wrote:
> >
> > > "des"  wrote in message
> > >news:des-E1053F.18444725092008@news.free.fr...
> > > > In article ,
> > > > Bear  wrote:
> >
> > > >> In article , des says...
> > > >> > ... since Monday, nine hours of detention given out to five boys and
> > > >> > three girls.  Two boys expelled from my class for gross insolence.
> >
> > > >> > It's getting worse, people.
> >
> > > >>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BC6EGeEc0F0
> >
> > > > LOL ... rather funny, actually.
> >
> > > Close to the truth too.
> >
> > Well, no.  Just another manifestation of the silly idea that most people
> > have that 'those who can, do.  Those who can't, teach'.
> >
> > I'd be interested in knowing how someone teaches something he can't do.
> 
> "teaching" doesn't involve innovation. 

Aaaaaaaa-hhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

> "Doing" often does.

Is that what it was like in your day?  Just rote repetition of classes?

D.
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