Anyone currently know what the beer garden is like because of the 
weather?  Just thinking about the tent for when I arrive tommorrow.
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"Nursey"  wrote in message 
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> Anyone currently know what the beer garden is like because of the weather? 
> Just thinking about the tent for when I arrive tommorrow.


Well after the soaking I just got riding 10 miles home from work I'm going 
to be the first to bottle it and wimp out of this weekend.

Apologies to my millions of fans who were hoping for a rare glimpse of me, 
but I'm going to get hammered in the dry instead.

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Nursey wrote:
> Anyone currently know what the beer garden is like because of the 
> weather?  Just thinking about the tent for when I arrive tommorrow.

Apparently my brother is there already but he has no 
reception(! well there's no-one else there yet) so I can't 
contact him.

-- 
Jeweller
R100RT
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On Fri, 5 Sep 2008 17:01:22 +0100, Nursey  wrote:

>Anyone currently know what the beer garden is like because of the 
>weather?  Just thinking about the tent for when I arrive tommorrow.

Looks like 7-days-ago predictions on it being utterly, utterly awful
weather were correct.  Glad I didn't say I was coming!
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"Jeweller"  wrote in message 
news:aHdwk.53552$E41.34251@text.news.virginmedia.com...
> Nursey wrote:
>> Anyone currently know what the beer garden is like because of the 
>> weather?  Just thinking about the tent for when I arrive tommorrow.
>
> Apparently my brother is there already but he has no reception(! well 
> there's no-one else there yet) so I can't contact him.

Ring the pub and ask whomever answers to tell brother to fuck off up the 
road where there IS recepton, or ring you from the pub.


-- 
Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

BGN wrote:
> On Fri, 5 Sep 2008 17:01:22 +0100, Nursey  wrote:
>
>> Anyone currently know what the beer garden is like because of the
>> weather?  Just thinking about the tent for when I arrive tommorrow.
>
> Looks like 7-days-ago predictions on it being utterly, utterly awful
> weather were correct.  Glad I didn't say I was coming!

You fucking ponse. I'm going & I'm gonna fucking enjoy the first ride of the 
gixxer in the wet ;
)

-- 


Nige, 'It's all about the speed'

Range Rover Td6 Vogue
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Focus ST3

On Fri, 5 Sep 2008 20:38:34 +0100, "AndrewR"
 wrote:

>"Champ"  wrote in message 
>news:e123c49hti7hr9fao9cfmtorkumjqh1r6u@4ax.com...
>> On Fri, 5 Sep 2008 17:23:48 +0100, "AndrewR"
>>  wrote:
>
>>>Well after the soaking I just got riding 10 miles home from work I'm going
>>>to be the first to bottle it and wimp out of this weekend.
>>
>> Boo!
>>
>>>Apologies to my millions of fans who were hoping for a rare glimpse of me
>>
>> <sob>
>
>Are you even going to be there, hopalong?

Yes, I have a pass out, and plan to drive up for the evening.
-- 
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What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger
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neal at champ dot org dot uk

Champ spoke:
> >
> >Well after the soaking I just got riding 10 miles home from work I'm going 
> >to be the first to bottle it and wimp out of this weekend.
> 
> Boo!

What, even after the 495 joke?

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"BGN"  wrote in message 
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> On Fri, 5 Sep 2008 20:30:13 +0100, "Nige"
>  wrote:
>
>>>> Anyone currently know what the beer garden is like because of the
>>>> weather?  Just thinking about the tent for when I arrive tommorrow.
>>>
>>> Looks like 7-days-ago predictions on it being utterly, utterly awful
>>> weather were correct.  Glad I didn't say I was coming!
>>
>>You fucking ponse. I'm going & I'm gonna fucking enjoy the first ride 
>>of the
>>gixxer in the wet ;)
>
> But you live in the undeveloped north whereas I live 216 miles away in
> the tropical south-east in God's chosen county of Kent so it takes
> nearly four hours with fag/fuel stops to get there.  Paris is closer
> to me.

I'm riding from the queens sarf cocker.

On 5 Sep, 17:23, "AndrewR"  wrote:
> "Nursey"  wrote in message
>
> news:6id3eiFp94vfU1@mid.individual.net...
>
> > Anyone currently know what the beer garden is like because of the weather?
> > Just thinking about the tent for when I arrive tommorrow.
>
> Well after the soaking I just got riding 10 miles home from work I'm going
> to be the first to bottle it and wimp out of this weekend.
>
> Apologies to my millions of fans who were hoping for a rare glimpse of me,
> but I'm going to get hammered in the dry instead.

I guess I'll just have to go and maintain Northern honour then.

DR wrote:
> On 5 Sep, 17:23, "AndrewR"  wrote:
>> "Nursey"  wrote in message
>>
>> news:6id3eiFp94vfU1@mid.individual.net...
>>
>>> Anyone currently know what the beer garden is like because of the weather?
>>> Just thinking about the tent for when I arrive tommorrow.
>> Well after the soaking I just got riding 10 miles home from work I'm going
>> to be the first to bottle it and wimp out of this weekend.
>>
>> Apologies to my millions of fans who were hoping for a rare glimpse of me,
>> but I'm going to get hammered in the dry instead.
> 
> I guess I'll just have to go and maintain Northern honour then.

You're not alone in that.

-- 
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R100RT
Formerly: James Captain, A10, C15, B25, Dnepr M16 solo, 
R80/7, R100RT (green!)
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On 5 Sep, 21:52, Jeweller  wrote:
> DR wrote:
> > On 5 Sep, 17:23, "AndrewR"  wrote:
> >> "Nursey"  wrote in message
>
> >>news:6id3eiFp94vfU1@mid.individual.net...
>
> >>> Anyone currently know what the beer garden is like because of the weather?
> >>> Just thinking about the tent for when I arrive tommorrow.
> >> Well after the soaking I just got riding 10 miles home from work I'm going
> >> to be the first to bottle it and wimp out of this weekend.
>
> >> Apologies to my millions of fans who were hoping for a rare glimpse of me,
> >> but I'm going to get hammered in the dry instead.
>
> > I guess I'll just have to go and maintain Northern honour then.
>
> You're not alone in that.

Excellent - be good to see you again.

On Fri, 5 Sep 2008 13:42:52 -0700 (PDT), DR
 wrote:

>I guess I'll just have to go and maintain Northern honour then.

Would you please pass on my apologies to Jackie. Ta.
-- 
Salad Dodger
"Haffely, Gaffely, Gaffely, Gonward."

On Fri, 5 Sep 2008 17:23:48 +0100, "AndrewR"
 wrote:
 
>"Nursey"  wrote in message 
>news:6id3eiFp94vfU1@mid.individual.net...
>> Anyone currently know what the beer garden is like because of the weather? 
>> Just thinking about the tent for when I arrive tommorrow.
>
>
>Well after the soaking I just got riding 10 miles home from work I'm going 
>to be the first to bottle it and wimp out of this weekend.

You don't own a decent set of waterproofs? 

>Apologies to my millions of fans who were hoping for a rare glimpse of me, 
>but I'm going to get hammered in the dry instead.

Well I've cancelled the air tickets, but I'll be sending you the bill
for the cancellation fee, you bastard.

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On 5 Sep, 22:54, SD  wrote:
> On Fri, 5 Sep 2008 13:42:52 -0700 (PDT), DR
>
>  wrote:
> >I guess I'll just have to go and maintain Northern honour then.
>
> Would you please pass on my apologies to Jackie. Ta.

I will indeed; your presence will be missed.

On 5 Sep, 20:36, BGN  wrote:
> On Fri, 5 Sep 2008 20:30:13 퍝, "Nige"
>
> But you live in the undeveloped north whereas I live 216 miles away in
> the tropical south-east in God's chosen county of Kent so it takes
> nearly four hours with fag/fuel stops to get there.  Paris is closer
> to me.

That's only about 17 more miles than I'll be doing.

And it's "unspoiled", not "undeveloped".

Na naa, you're nearer to Des than I am.

Nige wrote:
> BGN wrote:
>> On Fri, 5 Sep 2008 17:01:22 +0100, Nursey  wrote:
>>
>>> Anyone currently know what the beer garden is like because of the
>>> weather?  Just thinking about the tent for when I arrive tommorrow.
>>
>> Looks like 7-days-ago predictions on it being utterly, utterly awful
>> weather were correct.  Glad I didn't say I was coming!
>
> You fucking ponse. I'm going & I'm gonna fucking enjoy the first ride
> of the gixxer in the wet ;
> )

I'm wholly undecided on whether to take the bike or the cage at the moment.

Seeing as the "Waterproofs" are still damp at this point in time I think it 
may be the latter.

I'll consult the bedroom window tomorrow morning I think.

-- 
Cheerz - Brownz
'89 K100RS
'53 JCW MCS (Cage)
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In article , Rope says...
> Nige spoke:
> > > Looks like 7-days-ago predictions on it being utterly, utterly awful
> > > weather were correct.  Glad I didn't say I was coming!
> > 
> > You fucking ponse. I'm going & I'm gonna fucking enjoy the first ride of the 
> > gixxer in the wet ;
> 
> I *would* have gone to pay a day visit[1], but due to a fuckup by my 
> soon-to-be-ex man that does my spannering, Kev, the FJ is still awaiting fresh 
> rubber, a new headstock bearing, and a working clutch.

"And across the Midlands, the populace breathed a collective sigh of 
relief large enough to be detected from space".
-- 
Bear
2002 Yamaha R1
Saab Aero Sport

Bear wrote:

> "And across the Midlands, the populace breathed a collective sigh of 
> relief large enough to be detected from space".

I was rather looking forward to the raffle.

-- 
Simon

BGN wrote:

> > You fucking ponse. I'm going & I'm gonna fucking enjoy the first ride
> > of the gixxer in the wet ;)
> 
> But you live in the undeveloped north whereas I live 216 miles away in
> the tropical south-east in God's chosen county of Kent so it takes
> nearly four hours with fag/fuel stops to get there.  Paris is closer
> to me.

Yeah, so?  I'm 229 miles away and doing it on a 40 year old two stroke.

If I don't crash; the brakes are a bit marginal and I get bored easily.

-- 
Simon

Bear spoke:
> > I *would* have gone to pay a day visit[1], but due to a fuckup by my 
> > soon-to-be-ex man that does my spannering, Kev, the FJ is still awaiting fresh 
> > rubber, a new headstock bearing, and a working clutch.
> 
> "And across the Midlands, the populace breathed a collective sigh of 
> relief large enough to be detected from space".

I'm all relieved now, I thought you were ignoring me!

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Brownz (Mobile) wrote:
> 
> I'll consult the bedroom window tomorrow morning I think.

Heh... possibly the most accurate short-term weather forecasting device, 
subject only to errors due to differing conditions at the front and the 
back of the house.

For added accuracy, consult additional windows.

-- 
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"Eddie"  wrote in message 
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> Brownz (Mobile) wrote:
>>
>> I'll consult the bedroom window tomorrow morning I think.
>
> Heh... possibly the most accurate short-term weather forecasting device, 
> subject only to errors due to differing conditions at the front and the 
> back of the house.

My position on attending was finally decided at 8 this morning, when I was 
woken by Lisa phoning up on her way back from night-shift to say that she 
wasn't sure she could get the car up the hill in to the estate.

That's about when I decided that the furthest was going from home was the 
distance necessary to stock up on wine, beer and bacon stotties.

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Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, AndrewR 
 typed

>bacon stotties.

What did he say?

-- 
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

My position was (and, to be honest, largely remains) one of complete ambiguity.

On Sat, 6 Sep 2008 23:46:45 +0100, Wicked Uncle Nigel
 wrote:

>Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, AndrewR 
> typed
>
>>bacon stotties.
>
>What did he say?

Something about fishys and dishys, I think.

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, ginge 
 typed
>On Sat, 6 Sep 2008 23:46:45 +0100, Wicked Uncle Nigel
> wrote:
>
>>Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, AndrewR
>> typed
>>
>>>bacon stotties.
>>
>>What did he say?
>
>Something about fishys and dishys, I think.

I'll get back to you, apparently a boat has just come in.

-- 
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

My position was (and, to be honest, largely remains) one of complete ambiguity.

On Sep 6, 3:46 pm, Wicked Uncle Nigel 
wrote:
> Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, AndrewR
>  typed
>
> >bacon stotties.
>
> What did he say?

Apparently, they are like bacon barms, which come from 'other side of
t'Pennines.

HTH.

--
Dnc

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, 
DoetNietComputeren  typed
>On Sep 6, 3:46 pm, Wicked Uncle Nigel 
>wrote:
>> Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, AndrewR
>>  typed
>>
>> >bacon stotties.
>>
>> What did he say?
>
>Apparently, they are like bacon barms, which come from 'other side of
>t'Pennines.

Oh.

Waarom zei hij dat niet?

-- 
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

My position was (and, to be honest, largely remains) one of complete ambiguity.

On Sep 6, 4:46 pm, Wicked Uncle Nigel 
wrote:
> Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique,
> DoetNietComputeren  typed
>
> >On Sep 6, 3:46 pm, Wicked Uncle Nigel 
> >wrote:
> >> Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, AndrewR
> >>  typed
>
> >> >bacon stotties.
>
> >> What did he say?
>
> >Apparently, they are like bacon barms, which come from 'other side of
> >t'Pennines.
>
> Oh.

Inderdaad.

> Waarom zei hij dat niet?

Omdat noordelijk hij bent.

--
Dnc

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, 
DoetNietComputeren  typed
>On Sep 6, 4:46 pm, Wicked Uncle Nigel 
>wrote:
>> Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique,
>
>> Waarom zei hij dat niet?
>
>Omdat noordelijk hij bent.

Oh.

Kunt.


;^)

-- 
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My position was (and, to be honest, largely remains) one of complete ambiguity.

Wicked Uncle Nigel  wrote in 
news:0MNEAMjVSxwIJAkA@rcav8r.demon.co.uk:

> Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, ginge 
>  typed
>>On Sat, 6 Sep 2008 23:46:45 +0100, Wicked Uncle Nigel
>> wrote:
>>
>>>Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, AndrewR
>>> typed
>>>
>>>>bacon stotties.
>>>
>>>What did he say?
>>
>>Something about fishys and dishys, I think.
> 
> I'll get back to you, apparently a boat has just come in.
> 

you're all on cracky

-- 
wessie at tesco dot net

BMW R1150GS

DoetNietComputeren wrote:
> On Sep 6, 3:46 pm, Wicked Uncle Nigel 
> wrote:
>> Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, AndrewR
>>  typed
>>
>>> bacon stotties.
>> What did he say?
> 
> Apparently, they are like bacon barms, which come from 'other side of
> t'Pennines.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stotty

-- 
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AndrewR wrote:

> "Nursey"  wrote in message
> news:6id3eiFp94vfU1@mid.individual.net...
> > Anyone currently know what the beer garden is like because of the weather?
> > Just thinking about the tent for when I arrive tommorrow.
>
> Well after the soaking I just got riding 10 miles home from work I'm going
> to be the first to bottle it and wimp out of this weekend.

Wimp.

> Apologies to my millions of fans who were hoping for a rare glimpse of me,
> but I'm going to get hammered in the dry instead.

I don't give a fuck about you, but I did miss thrashing the tits off
your Mille.

You useless twat :)

P.

wrote in message 
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>
> AndrewR wrote:

>> Well after the soaking I just got riding 10 miles home from work I'm 
>> going
>> to be the first to bottle it and wimp out of this weekend.

> I don't give a fuck about you, but I did miss thrashing the tits off
> your Mille.

Well I couldn't have taken the RSV even if I did go - it would  have gotten 
wet.  So, really, you just missed thrashing the tits off an 18 year old VFR 
with a squared off rear tyre.

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AndrewR wrote:

>  wrote in message
> news:9e42cf39-5437-4466-976f-7202fcb8bc17@i76g2000hsf.googlegroups.com...
> >
> > AndrewR wrote:
>
> >> Well after the soaking I just got riding 10 miles home from work I'm
> >> going
> >> to be the first to bottle it and wimp out of this weekend.
>
> > I don't give a fuck about you, but I did miss thrashing the tits off your Mille.
>
> Well I couldn't have taken the RSV even if I did go - it would  have gotten wet.

Silly man.

> So, really, you just missed thrashing the tits off an 18 year old VFR with a squared
> off rear tyre.

Hmm, has its attractions. Have never ridden a VFR.

Cheers,

Paul.