Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Timo Geusch 
 typed
>
>After not being able to get through to my GP to find out about the
>results of my blood tests, I received a letter today cordially inviting
>me to book a 'routine' appointment to discuss said results.
>
>I guess 'routine' means that it is deemed unlikely that I'll pop me
>clogs in the next twentyfour hours then.
>
>Ho hum.

"Mr Geusch, we wanted to tell you about a slight problem."

"How slight?"

"Well, it's not that bad. We can sort it out with a pacemaker. You could 
live for years!"

"Pacemaker?"

"Yes, it's an electronic device. *Totally* reliable. They never go 
wrong."

"Oh, scheisse..."

-- 
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

My position was (and, to be honest, largely remains) one of complete ambiguity.

In article <a2iv+napmFwIJAjV@rcav8r.demon.co.uk>, Wicked Uncle Nigel 
says...
> Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Timo Geusch 
>  typed
> >
> >After not being able to get through to my GP to find out about the
> >results of my blood tests, I received a letter today cordially inviting
> >me to book a 'routine' appointment to discuss said results.
> >
> >I guess 'routine' means that it is deemed unlikely that I'll pop me
> >clogs in the next twentyfour hours then.
> >
> >Ho hum.
> 
> "Mr Geusch, we wanted to tell you about a slight problem."
> 
> "How slight?"
> 
> "Well, it's not that bad. We can sort it out with a pacemaker. You could 
> live for years!"
> 
> "Pacemaker?"
> 
> "Yes, it's an electronic device. *Totally* reliable. They never go 
> wrong."
> 
> "Oh, scheisse..."

:)

You are very bad, and so right.
-- 
Bear
2002 Yamaha R1
Saab Aero Sport

In article <a2iv+napmFwIJAjV@rcav8r.demon.co.uk>,
 Wicked Uncle Nigel  wrote:

> Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Timo Geusch 
>  typed
> >
> >After not being able to get through to my GP to find out about the
> >results of my blood tests, I received a letter today cordially inviting
> >me to book a 'routine' appointment to discuss said results.
> >
> >I guess 'routine' means that it is deemed unlikely that I'll pop me
> >clogs in the next twentyfour hours then.
> >
> >Ho hum.
> 
> "Mr Geusch, we wanted to tell you about a slight problem."
> 
> "How slight?"
> 
> "Well, it's not that bad. We can sort it out with a pacemaker. You could 
> live for years!"
> 
> "Pacemaker?"
> 
> "Yes, it's an electronic device. *Totally* reliable. They never go 
> wrong."
> 
> "Oh, scheisse..."

LOL ... fucking *LOL* !!! 

You're feted as one of the group's funny posters, and I find you about 
as 'funny' as 'English Breakfast' tea.  But fuck me, that one made me 
laugh.

D.

-- 
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Wicked Uncle Nigel  wrote:

> Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Timo Geusch 
>  typed
> >
> >After not being able to get through to my GP to find out about the
> >results of my blood tests, I received a letter today cordially inviting
> >me to book a 'routine' appointment to discuss said results.
> >
> >I guess 'routine' means that it is deemed unlikely that I'll pop me
> >clogs in the next twentyfour hours then.
> >
> >Ho hum.
> 
> "Mr Geusch, we wanted to tell you about a slight problem."
> 
> "How slight?"
> 
> "Well, it's not that bad. We can sort it out with a pacemaker. You could
> live for years!"
> 
> "Pacemaker?"
> 
> "Yes, it's an electronic device. *Totally* reliable. They never go 
> wrong."
> 
> "Oh, scheisse..."

"But it'll be OK. It's made by BMW!"


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