Just did the Kirby Lonsdale run again early this morning to see what the 
road was like with no traffic on it. Well, the road is great, but some 
fucking bikers are unreal. Clear road, a bit hazy early morning mist but 
fuck all & there where tons of the fuckers plodding on at 40mph, in groups & 
solo.

They even fucking flashed me 'cos i overtook one group doing 50mph?

I'm not one of these silly reckless 'overtake at all costs' either, but I do 
like to at least get the tyres warm.

I came back the A59 via Harrogate & thats quite a decent road in parts.;

-- 


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"Nige"  wrote in message 
news:6hv8puFo1to1U1@mid.individual.net...
> Just did the Kirby Lonsdale run again early this morning to see what the 
> road was like with no traffic on it. Well, the road is great, but some 
> fucking bikers are unreal. Clear road, a bit hazy early morning mist but 
> fuck all & there where tons of the fuckers plodding on at 40mph, in groups 
> & solo.
> Nige, 'It's all about the speed'

Trouble is, for a fair proportion of road users (including me more often as 
I'm getting older) it's not 'all about speed'. It's great that you enjoy 
hooning around as fast as you want but I and others might like to enjoy more 
than the sight of the tarmac coloured vanishing point during our rides out.

Just my two pennies worth :-)



-- 
Rick Brown
R100RT, KLE500

Rick wrote:
> "Nige"  wrote in message
> news:6hv8puFo1to1U1@mid.individual.net...
>> Just did the Kirby Lonsdale run again early this morning to see what
>> the road was like with no traffic on it. Well, the road is great,
>> but some fucking bikers are unreal. Clear road, a bit hazy early
>> morning mist but fuck all & there where tons of the fuckers plodding
>> on at 40mph, in groups & solo.
>> Nige, 'It's all about the speed'
>
> Trouble is, for a fair proportion of road users (including me more
> often as I'm getting older) it's not 'all about speed'. It's great
> that you enjoy hooning around as fast as you want but I and others
> might like to enjoy more than the sight of the tarmac coloured
> vanishing point during our rides out.
> Just my two pennies worth :-)

There is that. What I don't understand is why some people on perfectly good 
bikes seem to like sitting in traffic jams rather than filtering.

-- 
Malc
R1100RS old and tatty

You laugh at me because I am different
I laugh at you because you are all the same

malc wrote:
> Rick wrote:
>> "Nige"  wrote in message
>> news:6hv8puFo1to1U1@mid.individual.net...
>>> Just did the Kirby Lonsdale run again early this morning to see what
>>> the road was like with no traffic on it. Well, the road is great,
>>> but some fucking bikers are unreal. Clear road, a bit hazy early
>>> morning mist but fuck all & there where tons of the fuckers plodding
>>> on at 40mph, in groups & solo.
>>> Nige, 'It's all about the speed'
>>
>> Trouble is, for a fair proportion of road users (including me more
>> often as I'm getting older) it's not 'all about speed'. It's great
>> that you enjoy hooning around as fast as you want but I and others
>> might like to enjoy more than the sight of the tarmac coloured
>> vanishing point during our rides out.
>> Just my two pennies worth :-)
>
> There is that. What I don't understand is why some people on perfectly 
> good
> bikes seem to like sitting in traffic jams rather than filtering.

Exactly, so why are these pillocks on sportbikes & not sit up & beg shite?

They should be thrown in fucking jail for riding a motorcycle at that speed 
;)

-- 


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Rick wrote:
> "Nige"  wrote in message
> news:6hv8puFo1to1U1@mid.individual.net...
>> Just did the Kirby Lonsdale run again early this morning to see what the
>> road was like with no traffic on it. Well, the road is great, but some
>> fucking bikers are unreal. Clear road, a bit hazy early morning mist but
>> fuck all & there where tons of the fuckers plodding on at 40mph, in 
>> groups
>> & solo.
>> Nige, 'It's all about the speed'
>
> Trouble is, for a fair proportion of road users (including me more often 
> as
> I'm getting older) it's not 'all about speed'. It's great that you enjoy
> hooning around as fast as you want but I and others might like to enjoy 
> more
> than the sight of the tarmac coloured vanishing point during our rides 
> out.
>
> Just my two pennies worth :-)

Well, your pennies are worth fuck all mate. These cunts are holding fucking 
cars up ffs. There's aways one cunt at the front like what the fucking 
Harley cunts have with dayglo on. I would rather surrender my licence than 
ride at these speeds. Next time one of them flashes me for doing a perfectly 
legal overtake I'll stop & push the myopic twat off his iron horse. I could 
run faster than these twats ride.

I wouldn't care, most of 'em are on sporsbikes or big nakeds.

-- 


Nige, 'It's all about the speed'

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Nige wrote:
>
> fuck cunts fucking ffs cunt fucking cunts twat twats

-- 
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"Rick"  wrote in message 
news:48ba7aae$1_3@mk-nntp-2.news.uk.tiscali.com...
>
> "Nige"  wrote in message 
> news:6hv8puFo1to1U1@mid.individual.net...
>> Just did the Kirby Lonsdale run again early this morning to see what the 
>> road was like with no traffic on it. Well, the road is great, but some 
>> fucking bikers are unreal. Clear road, a bit hazy early morning mist but 
>> fuck all & there where tons of the fuckers plodding on at 40mph, in 
>> groups & solo.
>> Nige, 'It's all about the speed'
>
> Trouble is, for a fair proportion of road users (including me more often 
> as I'm getting older) it's not 'all about speed'. It's great that you 
> enjoy hooning around as fast as you want but I and others might like to 
> enjoy more than the sight of the tarmac coloured vanishing point during 
> our rides out.
>
> Just my two pennies worth :-)

Spot on. I couldn't have put it better ;o)

Make that fourpence-worth now ;o)
-- 
Greybeard

FLHR -03 UK (95 cu-in Stg 2. Big Boy 2!)

Garmin Zumo 550, To get me home!

ukrm@foxtails[dot]co[dot]uk

"Nige"  wrote in message 
news:6hvd9mFo56rmU1@mid.individual.net...
> malc wrote:
>> Rick wrote:
>>> "Nige"  wrote in message
>>> news:6hv8puFo1to1U1@mid.individual.net...
>>>> Just did the Kirby Lonsdale run again early this morning to see what
>>>> the road was like with no traffic on it. Well, the road is great,
>>>> but some fucking bikers are unreal. Clear road, a bit hazy early
>>>> morning mist but fuck all & there where tons of the fuckers plodding
>>>> on at 40mph, in groups & solo.
>>>> Nige, 'It's all about the speed'
>>>
>>> Trouble is, for a fair proportion of road users (including me more
>>> often as I'm getting older) it's not 'all about speed'. It's great
>>> that you enjoy hooning around as fast as you want but I and others
>>> might like to enjoy more than the sight of the tarmac coloured
>>> vanishing point during our rides out.
>>> Just my two pennies worth :-)
>>
>> There is that. What I don't understand is why some people on perfectly 
>> good
>> bikes seem to like sitting in traffic jams rather than filtering.
>
> Exactly, so why are these pillocks on sportbikes & not sit up & beg shite?
>
> They should be thrown in fucking jail for riding a motorcycle at that 
> speed ;)

<VBG>

-- 
Greybeard

FLHR -03 UK (95 cu-in Stg 2. Big Boy 2!)

Garmin Zumo 550, To get me home!

ukrm@foxtails[dot]co[dot]uk

Nige wrote:
> malc wrote:
>> Rick wrote:
>>> "Nige"  wrote in message
>>> news:6hv8puFo1to1U1@mid.individual.net...
>>>> Just did the Kirby Lonsdale run again early this morning to see what
>>>> the road was like with no traffic on it. Well, the road is great,
>>>> but some fucking bikers are unreal. Clear road, a bit hazy early
>>>> morning mist but fuck all & there where tons of the fuckers plodding
>>>> on at 40mph, in groups & solo.
>>>> Nige, 'It's all about the speed'
>>> Trouble is, for a fair proportion of road users (including me more
>>> often as I'm getting older) it's not 'all about speed'. It's great
>>> that you enjoy hooning around as fast as you want but I and others
>>> might like to enjoy more than the sight of the tarmac coloured
>>> vanishing point during our rides out.
>>> Just my two pennies worth :-)
>> There is that. What I don't understand is why some people on perfectly 
>> good
>> bikes seem to like sitting in traffic jams rather than filtering.
> 
> Exactly, so why are these pillocks on sportbikes & not sit up & beg shite?
> 
> They should be thrown in fucking jail for riding a motorcycle at that speed 

That's a bit harsh. Your illiteracy is a worse crime than their riding.

-- 
Eiron.

Nige spoke:
> Just did the Kirby Lonsdale run again early this morning to see what the 
> road was like with no traffic on it. Well, the road is great, but some 
> fucking bikers are unreal. Clear road, a bit hazy early morning mist but 
> fuck all & there where tons of the fuckers plodding on at 40mph, in groups & 
> solo.

 Is that up the A65?
 
> They even fucking flashed me 'cos i overtook one group doing 50mph?

Heh - Coming back over the tops from Alston last weekend, someone caught me up 
on a long straight, then just hung in behind me - which I hate, so I kept 
waving him past, and he sat there, until I practically came to a stop, when he 
went past, but then the fucker was going slower than me through the twisty 
bits.

-- 
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"Nige"  wrote in message 
news:6hvdemFo931kU1@mid.individual.net...
> Well, your pennies are worth fuck all mate. These cunts are holding 
> fucking cars up ffs. There's aways one cunt at the front like what the 
> fucking Harley cunts have with dayglo on. I would rather surrender my 
> licence than ride at these speeds. Next time one of them flashes me for 
> doing a perfectly legal overtake I'll stop & push the myopic twat off his 
> iron horse.

Of course you will Nige.

Ha fucking ha.



-- 
Rick Brown
R100RT, KLE500

Eiron wrote:
> Nige wrote:
>> malc wrote:
>>> Rick wrote:
>>>> "Nige"  wrote in message
>>>> news:6hv8puFo1to1U1@mid.individual.net...
>>>>> Just did the Kirby Lonsdale run again early this morning to see what
>>>>> the road was like with no traffic on it. Well, the road is great,
>>>>> but some fucking bikers are unreal. Clear road, a bit hazy early
>>>>> morning mist but fuck all & there where tons of the fuckers plodding
>>>>> on at 40mph, in groups & solo.
>>>>> Nige, 'It's all about the speed'
>>>> Trouble is, for a fair proportion of road users (including me more
>>>> often as I'm getting older) it's not 'all about speed'. It's great
>>>> that you enjoy hooning around as fast as you want but I and others
>>>> might like to enjoy more than the sight of the tarmac coloured
>>>> vanishing point during our rides out.
>>>> Just my two pennies worth :-)
>>> There is that. What I don't understand is why some people on perfectly
>>> good
>>> bikes seem to like sitting in traffic jams rather than filtering.
>>
>> Exactly, so why are these pillocks on sportbikes & not sit up & beg 
>> shite?
>>
>> They should be thrown in fucking jail for riding a motorcycle at that 
>> speed
>
> That's a bit harsh. Your illiteracy is a worse crime than their riding.

Oh do fuck off.

-- 


Nige, 'It's all about the speed'

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Rick wrote:
> "Nige"  wrote in message
> news:6hvdemFo931kU1@mid.individual.net...
>> Well, your pennies are worth fuck all mate. These cunts are holding
>> fucking cars up ffs. There's aways one cunt at the front like what the
>> fucking Harley cunts have with dayglo on. I would rather surrender my
>> licence than ride at these speeds. Next time one of them flashes me for
>> doing a perfectly legal overtake I'll stop & push the myopic twat off his
>> iron horse.
>
> Of course you will Nige.
>
> Ha fucking ha.

Wow, you have a great sense of humour, or is that humor?

-- 


Nige, 'It's all about the speed'

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Rope wrote:
> Nige spoke:
>> Just did the Kirby Lonsdale run again early this morning to see what the
>> road was like with no traffic on it. Well, the road is great, but some
>> fucking bikers are unreal. Clear road, a bit hazy early morning mist but
>> fuck all & there where tons of the fuckers plodding on at 40mph, in 
>> groups &
>> solo.
>
> Is that up the A65?
>
>> They even fucking flashed me 'cos i overtook one group doing 50mph?
>
> Heh - Coming back over the tops from Alston last weekend, someone caught 
> me up
> on a long straight, then just hung in behind me - which I hate, so I kept
> waving him past, and he sat there, until I practically came to a stop, 
> when he
> went past, but then the fucker was going slower than me through the twisty
> bits.

Yeah, the A65, not doing it again. Christ, it's not like I'm out to go like 
a fucking nutcase, but 40mph?

-- 


Nige, 'It's all about the speed'

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Mungo "Two Sheds" Toadfoot wrote:

> Nige wrote:
> > 
> > fuck cunts fucking ffs cunt fucking cunts twat twats

Now you have summarised it so succinctly, I am thoroughly persuaded by
the incontrovertable logic behind his argument.

Thank you.

-- 
Kevin

Kevin Lambert wrote:
> Mungo "Two Sheds" Toadfoot wrote:
>
>> Nige wrote:
>>>
>>> fuck cunts fucking ffs cunt fucking cunts twat twats
>
> Now you have summarised it so succinctly, I am thoroughly persuaded by
> the incontrovertable logic behind his argument.
>
> Thank you.

Foul mouthed cunt, isn't he?

-- 


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Mungo "Two Sheds" Toadfoot wrote:
> Nige wrote:
>>
>> fuck cunts fucking ffs cunt fucking cunts twat twats

No need to swear.

-- 


Nige, 'It's all about the speed'

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"Nige"  wrote in message 
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> Wow, you have a great sense of humour, or is that humor?

That'll be humour matey.

Cheers




-- 
Rick Brown
R100RT, KLE500

Rick wrote:
> "Nige"  wrote in message
> news:6hvk00Fo31auU1@mid.individual.net...
>> Wow, you have a great sense of humour, or is that humor?
>
> That'll be humour matey.
>
> Cheers

Good. Now improve it right away.

-- 


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"Nige"  wrote in message 
news:6hvkvhFo8q0eU1@mid.individual.net...
>>> Wow, you have a great sense of humour, or is that humor?
>>
>> That'll be humour matey.
>>
>> Cheers
>
> Good. Now improve it right away.

Almost impossible - it's finely honed.

OTOH your command of the language would benefit from some work. Try learning 
one new word a day for a while.

As a starting point look up 'aneurism'.



-- 
Rick Brown
R100RT, KLE500

Rick wrote:
> "Nige"  wrote in message
> news:6hvkvhFo8q0eU1@mid.individual.net...
>>>> Wow, you have a great sense of humour, or is that humor?
>>>
>>> That'll be humour matey.
>>>
>>> Cheers
>>
>> Good. Now improve it right away.
>
> Almost impossible - it's finely honed.
>
> OTOH your command of the language would benefit from some work. Try 
> learning
> one new word a day for a while.
>
> As a starting point look up 'aneurism'.

My command of foul language is near on perfect for my uses, anyone else can 
just get fucked.

-- 


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"Nige"  wrote in message 
news:6hvm6rFobav6U1@mid.individual.net...
> My command of foul language is near on perfect for my uses, anyone else 
> can just get fucked.

Well your opinion is worth fuck all then mate.



-- 
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R100RT, KLE500

Rick wrote:
> "Nige"  wrote in message
> news:6hvm6rFobav6U1@mid.individual.net...
>> My command of foul language is near on perfect for my uses, anyone else
>> can just get fucked.
>
> Well your opinion is worth fuck all then mate.

Exactly, why worry about my opinion?

-- 


Nige, 'It's all about the speed'

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Nige wrote:
> Kevin Lambert wrote:
>> Mungo "Two Sheds" Toadfoot wrote:
>>
>>> Nige wrote:
>>>>
>>>> fuck cunts fucking ffs cunt fucking cunts twat twats
>>
>> Now you have summarised it so succinctly, I am thoroughly persuaded
>> by the incontrovertable logic behind his argument.
>>
>> Thank you.
>
> Foul mouthed cunt, isn't he?

:)

-- 
Si - XV535

Nige wrote:
> Mungo "Two Sheds" Toadfoot wrote:
>> Nige wrote:
>>>
>>> fuck cunts fucking ffs cunt fucking cunts twat twats
>
> No need to swear.

Fucking Tourette's. Sorry everyone.

-- 
Si - XV535

Nige spoke:
> Yeah, the A65, not doing it again. Christ, it's not like I'm out to go like 
> a fucking nutcase, but 40mph?

It's OK, but hardly a classic biking road.  I can't think of anywhere on it 
where you would need to drop much *below* 40, mind. 

-- 
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"Nige"  wrote in message 
news:6hvng2Fo3et5U1@mid.individual.net...
> Rick wrote:
>> "Nige"  wrote in message
>> news:6hvm6rFobav6U1@mid.individual.net...
>>> My command of foul language is near on perfect for my uses, anyone else
>>> can just get fucked.
>>
>> Well your opinion is worth fuck all then mate.
>
> Exactly, why worry about my opinion?

It's Sunday, it's raining, I've got nowhere I have to go, the MotoGP's 
finished, I'm between meals and I've got a computer :-)




-- 
Rick Brown
R100RT, KLE500

Rope wrote:
> Nige spoke:
>> Yeah, the A65, not doing it again. Christ, it's not like I'm out to go 
>> like
>> a fucking nutcase, but 40mph?
>
> It's OK, but hardly a classic biking road.  I can't think of anywhere on 
> it
> where you would need to drop much *below* 40, mind.

No cars on it, it's good. But the twats I have come across on the road think 
it's theirs & no-one elses.

Boring folk, let 'em have it.

The A59 was miles faster & better, I even mono'd past a caravan ;)

-- 


Nige, 'It's all about the speed'

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We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember "Mungo \"Two Sheds\" Toadfoot"
 saying something like:

>Nige wrote:
>>
>> fuck cunts fucking ffs cunt fucking cunts twat twats

Iffuckingdon'tfucknignseeanyrghitfuckagihgndthingarocufntfuckigrworngwithit.
-- 
Dave
GS850x2 XS650 SE6a

"It's a moron working with power tools.
 How much more suspenseful can you get?"
 - House

On Sun, 31 Aug 2008 21:27:40 +0100, Grimly Curmudgeon wibbled:
> We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
> drugs began to take hold. I remember "Mungo \"Two Sheds\" Toadfoot"
> saying something like:
>
>>Nige wrote:
>>>
>>> fuck cunts fucking ffs cunt fucking cunts twat twats
>
> Iffuckingdon'tfucknignseeanyrghitfuckagihgndthingarocufntfuckigrworngwithit.

ITYM:

Iffuckingdon'tfucknignseeanyrghitfuckagihgndthingarocufntfuckigrwrongwithit.

-- 
Cab

We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember Cab  saying
something like:

>>>Nige wrote:
>>>>
>>>> fuck cunts fucking ffs cunt fucking cunts twat twats
>>
>> Iffuckingdon'tfucknignseeanyrghitfuckagihgndthingarocufntfuckigrworngwithit.
>
>ITYM:
>
>Iffuckingdon'tfucknignseeanyrghitfuckagihgndthingarocufntfuckigrwrongwithit.

Absofuckinglutely.
-- 
Dave
GS850x2 XS650 SE6a

"It's a moron working with power tools.
 How much more suspenseful can you get?"
 - House

* Nige wrote:
> Exactly, so why are these pillocks on sportbikes & not sit up & beg shite?

I ride a naked and I have no problem keeping up with the sportsbikes
thank you very much! ;-)

> 
> They should be thrown in fucking jail for riding a motorcycle at that speed 
> ;)

On a related note in this week's MCN one of the reporters wrote that
they did a gixer on a bend on their 125 scooter and that the gixer rider
should hang his head in shame.

Mickey Mouse wrote:

> On a related note in this week's MCN one of the reporters wrote that
> they did a gixer on a bend on their 125 scooter and that the gixer
> rider should hang his head in shame.

<mode=Clarkson>

And what's more, in a straight line at 85 mph, it'll easily overtake
the Ascari when it's doing 70.

</mode>

-- 
Chris

Mungo "Two Sheds" Toadfoot  wrote in 
uk.rec.motorcycles ..
> 
> Nige wrote:
> > Mungo "Two Sheds" Toadfoot wrote:
> >> Nige wrote:
> >>>
> >>> fuck cunts fucking ffs cunt fucking cunts twat twats
> >
> > No need to swear.
> 
> Fucking Nigeette's. Sorry everyone.

Post corrected.

-- 
frag
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