Anyone we know?

http://www.ktmforum.co.uk/showthread.php?t=22335

Muck wrote:

> Anyone we know?
> 
> http://www.ktmforum.co.uk/showthread.php?t=22335

I saw it on SV650.org. No doubt it's appeared on a few other forums as
well.

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and a shit load more 2-wheeled junk in the garage
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Lozzo wrote:

> > http://www.ktmforum.co.uk/showthread.php?t=22335
> 
> I saw it on SV650.org. No doubt it's appeared on a few other forums as
> well.

"We got ourselves a'lynching, boys.  Yee haa".

-- 
Simon

On 31 Aug 2008 05:31:59 GMT, "sweller" 
wrote:

>Lozzo wrote:
>
>> > http://www.ktmforum.co.uk/showthread.php?t=22335
>> 
>> I saw it on SV650.org. No doubt it's appeared on a few other forums as
>> well.
>
>"We got ourselves a'lynching, boys.  Yee haa".

It certainly appears that way.

They're obviously very confident that they've got the right bloke but
I can't see why they've splashed it all over various forums rather
than just snatching him on the quiet and cutting his bollocks off.

On Sun, 31 Aug 2008 09:54:28 +0200, Andy Bonwick
 wrote:

>On 31 Aug 2008 05:31:59 GMT, "sweller" 
>wrote:
>
>>Lozzo wrote:
>>
>>> > http://www.ktmforum.co.uk/showthread.php?t=22335
>>> 
>>> I saw it on SV650.org. No doubt it's appeared on a few other forums as
>>> well.
>>
>>"We got ourselves a'lynching, boys.  Yee haa".
>
>It certainly appears that way.
>
>They're obviously very confident that they've got the right bloke but
>I can't see why they've splashed it all over various forums rather
>than just snatching him on the quiet and cutting his bollocks off.

Obvious isn't it? They're a bunch of fuckwits proven by their
appalling use of English and smilies.

Andy Bonwick wrote:
> On 31 Aug 2008 05:31:59 GMT, "sweller" 
> wrote:
> 
>> Lozzo wrote:
>>
>>>> http://www.ktmforum.co.uk/showthread.php?t=22335
>>> I saw it on SV650.org. No doubt it's appeared on a few other forums as
>>> well.
>> "We got ourselves a'lynching, boys.  Yee haa".
> 
> It certainly appears that way.
> 
> They're obviously very confident that they've got the right bloke but
> I can't see why they've splashed it all over various forums rather
> than just snatching him on the quiet and cutting his bollocks off.

I'd have thought it was all down to attrition. Bollock cutting can only 
happen once.

Andy Bonwick wrote:

> On 31 Aug 2008 05:31:59 GMT, "sweller" 
> wrote:
> 
> > Lozzo wrote:
> > 
> >> > http://www.ktmforum.co.uk/showthread.php?t=22335
> >> 
> >> I saw it on SV650.org. No doubt it's appeared on a few other
> forums as >> well.
> > 
> > "We got ourselves a'lynching, boys.  Yee haa".
> 
> It certainly appears that way.
> 
> They're obviously very confident that they've got the right bloke but
> I can't see why they've splashed it all over various forums rather
> than just snatching him on the quiet and cutting his bollocks off.

By advertising it all over the bike forums it spreads the list of
suspects, rather than just the KTM owners being in the frame.

-- 
Lozzo
SV650S K5, CBR600F-W, SR250 SpazzTrakka
and a shit load more 2-wheeled junk in the garage
I believe in free speech, but I still have to pay my phone bill

On 31 Aug 2008 09:28:48 GMT, "Lozzo"  wrote:

>Andy Bonwick wrote:
>
>> On 31 Aug 2008 05:31:59 GMT, "sweller" 
>> wrote:
>> 
>> > Lozzo wrote:
>> > 
>> >> > http://www.ktmforum.co.uk/showthread.php?t=22335
>> >> 
>> >> I saw it on SV650.org. No doubt it's appeared on a few other
>> forums as >> well.
>> > 
>> > "We got ourselves a'lynching, boys.  Yee haa".
>> 
>> It certainly appears that way.
>> 
>> They're obviously very confident that they've got the right bloke but
>> I can't see why they've splashed it all over various forums rather
>> than just snatching him on the quiet and cutting his bollocks off.
>
>By advertising it all over the bike forums it spreads the list of
>suspects, rather than just the KTM owners being in the frame.

I'm going with my explanation.  

Nothing's going to happen; anyone who was affected and serious
wouldn't have bothered with the childish gestures, anyone reading it
(but not affected) isn't going to be motivated to do anything.

On 31 Aug 2008 09:28:48 GMT, "Lozzo"  wrote:

>Andy Bonwick wrote:
>
>> On 31 Aug 2008 05:31:59 GMT, "sweller" 
>> wrote:
>> 
>> > Lozzo wrote:
>> > 
>> >> > http://www.ktmforum.co.uk/showthread.php?t=22335
>> >> 
>> >> I saw it on SV650.org. No doubt it's appeared on a few other
>> forums as >> well.
>> > 
>> > "We got ourselves a'lynching, boys.  Yee haa".
>> 
>> It certainly appears that way.
>> 
>> They're obviously very confident that they've got the right bloke but
>> I can't see why they've splashed it all over various forums rather
>> than just snatching him on the quiet and cutting his bollocks off.
>
>By advertising it all over the bike forums it spreads the list of
>suspects, rather than just the KTM owners being in the frame.

I think the original poster may find himself in serious trouble with
the law if anything happens to the kid now he's had his picture posted
all over the place.

 Keeping quiet and just getting on with it would have been a lot more
sensible but that requires bigger balls than posting photos and
waiting for someone else to do your dirty work for you.

Andy Bonwick wrote:

> I think the original poster may find himself in serious trouble with
> the law if anything happens to the kid now he's had his picture posted
> all over the place.
> 
>  Keeping quiet and just getting on with it would have been a lot more
> sensible but that requires bigger balls than posting photos and
> waiting for someone else to do your dirty work for you. 

That's a point.. all it takes is one angry nutter. The chap who posted 
the photos must have thought of this?

deadmail@burnt.org.uk wrote:
> On 31 Aug 2008 09:28:48 GMT, "Lozzo"  wrote:
>
>> Andy Bonwick wrote:
>>
>>> On 31 Aug 2008 05:31:59 GMT, "sweller" 
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Lozzo wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>> http://www.ktmforum.co.uk/showthread.php?t=22335
>>>>>
>>>>> I saw it on SV650.org. No doubt it's appeared on a few other forums as 
>>>>>  >> well.
>>>>
>>>> "We got ourselves a'lynching, boys.  Yee haa".
>>>
>>> It certainly appears that way.
>>>
>>> They're obviously very confident that they've got the right bloke but
>>> I can't see why they've splashed it all over various forums rather
>>> than just snatching him on the quiet and cutting his bollocks off.
>>
>> By advertising it all over the bike forums it spreads the list of
>> suspects, rather than just the KTM owners being in the frame.
>
> I'm going with my explanation.
>
> Nothing's going to happen; anyone who was affected and serious
> wouldn't have bothered with the childish gestures, anyone reading it
> (but not affected) isn't going to be motivated to do anything.

They are trying to scare the little cunt but aint got the balls to just go 
over & fill him in.

-- 


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> Anyone we know?
> http://www.ktmforum.co.uk/showthread.php?t=22335

Is there a UKRM preacher?

http://www.ktmforum.co.uk/customavatars/avatar2633_2.gif

Domènec wrote:

>
> Is there a UKRM preacher?
>

Has Sir forgotten the Elderly from Essex?

-- 
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members. Groucho Marx

Lozzo wrote:
> Muck wrote:
> 
> > Anyone we know?
> > 
> > http://www.ktmforum.co.uk/showthread.php?t=22335
> 
> I saw it on SV650.org. No doubt it's appeared on a few other forums as
> well.

Without having bothered to click the link, is it a certain oriental 
bike thief?

-- 
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GSXR750 K4
RGV250 VJ22

ogden wrote:

> Lozzo wrote:
> > Muck wrote:
> > 
> > > Anyone we know?
> > > 
> > > http://www.ktmforum.co.uk/showthread.php?t=22335
> > 
> > I saw it on SV650.org. No doubt it's appeared on a few other forums
> > as well.
> 
> Without having bothered to click the link, is it a certain oriental 
> bike thief?

A young Mr Tan from central London, yes.

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and a shit load more 2-wheeled junk in the garage
I believe in free speech, but I still have to pay my phone bill

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> Domènec wrote:

>> Is there a UKRM preacher?
> Has Sir forgotten the Elderly from Essex?

I am not subscribed to UKRM geolocalization service, sorry.

TOG?

Domhnec wrote:

> "Scraggy"  escribis en el mensaje
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> > Domhnec wrote:
> 
> > > Is there a UKRM preacher?
> > Has Sir forgotten the Elderly from Essex?
> 
> I am not subscribed to UKRM geolocalization service, sorry.
> 
> TOG?

Some say he survives on a diet of liquidised pie and mash and that he
once tried to shag Queen Victoria, others think he taught T.E. Lawrence
how to ride a motorbike, but all we really know is that they call
him... Auvache.

-- 
Lozzo
SV650S K5, CBR600F-W, SR250 SpazzTrakka
and a shit load more 2-wheeled junk in the garage
I believe in free speech, but I still have to pay my phone bill

Lozzo wrote:

> 
> Some say he survives on a diet of liquidised pie and mash and that he
> once tried to shag Queen Victoria, others think he taught T.E.
> Lawrence how to ride a motorbike, but all we really know is that they
> call him... Auvache.

Nice.

-- 
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members. Groucho Marx

On 1 Sep 2008 09:49:37 GMT, Lozzo wibbled:
> Some say he survives on a diet of liquidised pie and mash and that he
> once tried to shag Queen Victoria, others think he taught T.E. Lawrence
> how to ride a motorbike, but all we really know is that they call
> him... Auvache.
>

You've been watching too much "Top Gear" :-)

-- 
Cab

Andy Bonwick wrote:
>
> They're obviously very confident that they've got the right bloke but
> I can't see why they've splashed it all over various forums rather
> than just snatching him on the quiet and cutting his bollocks off.

Pics possibly taken after this:
http://www.ktmforum.co.uk/showthread.php?t=22120

--
Antony

On Mon, 1 Sep 2008 11:26:48 +0100, Cab   said

>On 1 Sep 2008 09:49:37 GMT, Lozzo wibbled:
>> Some say he survives on a diet of liquidised pie and mash and that he
>> once tried to shag Queen Victoria, others think he taught T.E. Lawrence
>> how to ride a motorbike, but all we really know is that they call
>> him... Auvache.
>>
>
>You've been watching too much "Top Gear" :-)

THERE IS NO SUCH THING!!!

-- 
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sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!

Snowleopard wrote:

> On Mon, 1 Sep 2008 11:26:48 +0100, Cab   said
> 
> > On 1 Sep 2008 09:49:37 GMT, Lozzo wibbled:
> >> Some say he survives on a diet of liquidised pie and mash and that
> he >> once tried to shag Queen Victoria, others think he taught T.E.
> Lawrence >> how to ride a motorbike, but all we really know is that
> they call >> him... Auvache.
> > > 
> > 
> > You've been watching too much "Top Gear" :-)
> 
> THERE IS NO SUCH THING!!!

Ain't dat da troof. Dave truly is the saviour of evening TV, what with
all the Top Gear, QI, HIGNFY & Buzzcocks repeats.

-- 
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Snowleopard wrote:

> On Mon, 1 Sep 2008 11:26:48 +0100, Cab   said
> 
> > On 1 Sep 2008 09:49:37 GMT, Lozzo wibbled:
> >> Some say he survives on a diet of liquidised pie and mash and that
> he >> once tried to shag Queen Victoria, others think he taught T.E.
> Lawrence >> how to ride a motorbike, but all we really know is that
> they call >> him... Auvache.
> > > 
> > 
> > You've been watching too much "Top Gear" :-)
> 
> THERE IS NO SUCH THING!!!

It's been said she can snap a man in half with a twitch of her thighs
and that one look could either melt or freeze a man to his core, others
say she's the most unsuccessful kitchen knife juggler of all time, but
all we really know is that she is...The Snowleopard

-- 
Lozzo
SV650S K5, CBR600F-W, SR250 SpazzTrakka
and a shit load more 2-wheeled junk in the garage
I believe in free speech, but I still have to pay my phone bill

In article ,
 "Lozzo"  wrote:

> Snowleopard wrote:
> 
> > On Mon, 1 Sep 2008 11:26:48 +0100, Cab   said
> > 
> > > On 1 Sep 2008 09:49:37 GMT, Lozzo wibbled:
> > >> Some say he survives on a diet of liquidised pie and mash and that
> > he >> once tried to shag Queen Victoria, others think he taught T.E.
> > Lawrence >> how to ride a motorbike, but all we really know is that
> > they call >> him... Auvache.
> > > > 
> > > 
> > > You've been watching too much "Top Gear" :-)
> > 
> > THERE IS NO SUCH THING!!!
> 
> It's been said she can snap a man in half with a twitch of her thighs
> and that one look could either melt or freeze a man to his core, others
> say she's the most unsuccessful kitchen knife juggler of all time, but
> all we really know is that she is...The Snowleopard

Taking lessons from Pip?

-- 
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On 1 Sep 2008 19:14:21 GMT, "Lozzo"   said

>Snowleopard wrote:
>
>> On Mon, 1 Sep 2008 11:26:48 +0100, Cab   said
>> 
>> > On 1 Sep 2008 09:49:37 GMT, Lozzo wibbled:
>> >> Some say he survives on a diet of liquidised pie and mash and that
>> he >> once tried to shag Queen Victoria, others think he taught T.E.
>> Lawrence >> how to ride a motorbike, but all we really know is that
>> they call >> him... Auvache.
>> > > 
>> > 
>> > You've been watching too much "Top Gear" :-)
>> 
>> THERE IS NO SUCH THING!!!
>
>It's been said she can snap a man in half with a twitch of her thighs
>and that one look could either melt or freeze a man to his core, others
>say she's the most unsuccessful kitchen knife juggler of all time, but
>all we really know is that she is...The Snowleopard

*snort*

-- 
Snowleopard        >^..^<  
what can you do in wellies?

On Mon, 01 Sep 2008 19:51:39 +0100, Snowleopard
 wrote:

>On Mon, 1 Sep 2008 11:26:48 +0100, Cab   said
>
>>On 1 Sep 2008 09:49:37 GMT, Lozzo wibbled:
>>> Some say he survives on a diet of liquidised pie and mash and that he
>>> once tried to shag Queen Victoria, others think he taught T.E. Lawrence
>>> how to ride a motorbike, but all we really know is that they call
>>> him... Auvache.
>>>
>>
>>You've been watching too much "Top Gear" :-)
>
>THERE IS NO SUCH THING!!!

I don't normally watch it but I happened to see it on BBC2 last night
where they did the Alfa challenge.  I know it's another variation on a
long standing theme but it did have me laughing out loud. The concours
judging was simply mad but top marks to the judges for playing along. I
couldn't help thinking about what Catman and Steve H made of the whole
thing as their beloved make of car was mocked outrageously.

I am worried that Jeremy Clarkson will soon be standing for a
combination of UKIP and the BNP given his "views".
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Paul Corfield wrote:
> On Mon, 01 Sep 2008 19:51:39 +0100, Snowleopard
>  wrote:
> 
>> On Mon, 1 Sep 2008 11:26:48 +0100, Cab   said
>> 
>>> On 1 Sep 2008 09:49:37 GMT, Lozzo wibbled:
>>>> Some say he survives on a diet of liquidised pie and mash and that
>>>> he once tried to shag Queen Victoria, others think he taught T.E.
>>>> Lawrence how to ride a motorbike, but all we really know is that
>>>> they call him... Auvache.
>>>> 
>>> 
>>> You've been watching too much "Top Gear" :-)
>> 
>> THERE IS NO SUCH THING!!!
> 
> I don't normally watch it but I happened to see it on BBC2 last night
> where they did the Alfa challenge.  I know it's another variation on a
> long standing theme but it did have me laughing out loud. The concours
> judging was simply mad but top marks to the judges for playing along.
> I couldn't help thinking about what Catman and Steve H made of the
> whole thing as their beloved make of car was mocked outrageously.

Laura: "That looks quite nice."
Moi: "Well, yeah, but it's an Alfa 75."
L: "So?"
M: "SteveH has one."
L: "Ah."

Paul Corfield wrote:

> I don't normally watch it but I happened to see it on BBC2 last night
> where they did the Alfa challenge.  I know it's another variation on a
> long standing theme but it did have me laughing out loud. The concours
> judging was simply mad but top marks to the judges for playing along. I
> couldn't help thinking about what Catman and Steve H made of the whole
> thing as their beloved make of car was mocked outrageously.
> 
> I am worried that Jeremy Clarkson will soon be standing for a
> combination of UKIP and the BNP given his "views".

I chuckled at the Alfa challenge too, my older brother used to have two 
of them, one to run, and one for spares. He needed it too.

platypus  wrote:

> Laura: "That looks quite nice."
> Moi: "Well, yeah, but it's an Alfa 75."
> L: "So?"
> M: "SteveH has one."
> L: "Ah."

<G>

<Thinks>

Don't ask her about BMW Ks.

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The Older Gentleman wrote:
> platypus  wrote:
>
>> Laura: "That looks quite nice."
>> Moi: "Well, yeah, but it's an Alfa 75."
>> L: "So?"
>> M: "SteveH has one."
>> L: "Ah."
>
> <G>
>
> <Thinks>
>
> Don't ask her about BMW Ks.

Oh, come on.  You, Statto, Scraggy, Bonwick, Packer et al - what do I need 
to ask her that I can't work out for myself?

platypus wrote:

> The Older Gentleman wrote:
> >platypus  wrote:
> > 
> > > Laura: "That looks quite nice."
> > > Moi: "Well, yeah, but it's an Alfa 75."
> > > L: "So?"
> > > M: "SteveH has one."
> > > L: "Ah."
> > 
> > <G>
> > 
> > <Thinks>
> > 
> > Don't ask her about BMW Ks.
> 
> Oh, come on.  You, Statto, Scraggy, Bonwick, Packer et al - what do I
> need to ask her that I can't work out for myself?

Why list all those when one - Parry - would have done[1]. He's Welsh
and has at least one K...say no more.

[1]Apols to Steve P, he's ok really.

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SV650S K5, CBR600F-W, SR250 SpazzTrakka
and a shit load more 2-wheeled junk in the garage
I believe in free speech, but I still have to pay my phone bill

Lozzo wrote:
> platypus wrote:
>
>> The Older Gentleman wrote:
>>> platypus  wrote:
>>>
>>>> Laura: "That looks quite nice."
>>>> Moi: "Well, yeah, but it's an Alfa 75."
>>>> L: "So?"
>>>> M: "SteveH has one."
>>>> L: "Ah."
>>>
>>> <G>
>>>
>>> <Thinks>
>>>
>>> Don't ask her about BMW Ks.
>>
>> Oh, come on.  You, Statto, Scraggy, Bonwick, Packer et al - what do I
>> need to ask her that I can't work out for myself?
>
> Why list all those when one - Parry - would have done[1]. He's Welsh
> and has at least one K...say no more.

You're saying he's as big a cunt as that lot put together?  Fucking 
impressed.  As for multiple ownership, doesn't Burnt have the National 
Collection?

Lozzo  wrote:

> Champ wrote:
> 
> > On 2 Sep 2008 08:49:59 GMT, "Lozzo"  wrote:
> > 
> > > platypus wrote:
> > > 
> > >> You're saying he's as big a cunt as that lot put together?  Fucking
> > >> impressed.  As for multiple ownership, doesn't Burnt have the
> > >> National Collection?
> > > 
> > > Burnt is the keeper of the unofficial BMW K series museum.
> > 
> > And he's just bought another one...
> 
> There's no hope for some people. I think I'd rather have an RD
> addiction, they take up less room.

Packed in boxes, yes, they do.

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Bear  wrote:

> heh.  Does the insurance, Tax (or SORN), MOT etc paperwork not become a
> nightmare when you're got that many bikes?

Insurance, no (multi-bike policies). Tax, MoT, SORN - oh yes....

-- 
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"What you're proposing to do will involve a lot of time
and hassle for no tangible benefit."

The Older Gentleman wrote:

> > heh.  Does the insurance, Tax (or SORN), MOT etc paperwork not become
> > a nightmare when you're got that many bikes?
> 
> Insurance, no (multi-bike policies). Tax, MoT, SORN - oh yes....

It's not difficult at all.  The reminder comes in the post, sit at
computer declare SORN or pay for tax.  If it won't let you tax it you can
safely assume you haven't got an MOT, go to the testing station with
appropriate bike, get MOT.  Job done.

-- 
Simon