On the way out of Dover on the A20, up the steep and very windy hill
don't go belting (which I think is a term for filtering at excessive
speed) in between two articulated lorries as when the one to your left
gets blown towards the one to your right one may need to purchase new
underwear.
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On Mon, 25 Aug 2008 20:19:22 +0100, BGN 
wrote:

>On the way out of Dover on the A20, up the steep and very windy hill
>don't go belting (which I think is a term for filtering at excessive
>speed) in between two articulated lorries as when the one to your left
>gets blown towards the one to your right one may need to purchase new
>underwear.

I agree entirely.
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On Mon, 25 Aug 2008 20:31:50 +0100, BGN 
wrote:

>>On the way out of Dover on the A20, up the steep and very windy hill
>>don't go belting (which I think is a term for filtering at excessive
>>speed) in between two articulated lorries as when the one to your left
>>gets blown towards the one to your right one may need to purchase new
>>underwear.
>
>I agree entirely.

FFS!  I didn't even notice that I wrote the original effing post.

NOOOOOOOB.
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BGN wrote:
> On the way out of Dover on the A20, up the steep and very windy hill
> don't go belting (which I think is a term for filtering at excessive
> speed) in between two articulated lorries as when the one to your left
> gets blown towards the one to your right one may need to purchase new
> underwear.

BTDT... not the underwear bit though. I seem to have a good enough 
supply with birthdays and Xmas.

BGN  wrote in uk.rec.motorcycles ..
> 
> On Mon, 25 Aug 2008 20:31:50 +0100, BGN 
> wrote:
> 
> >>On the way out of Dover on the A20, up the steep and very windy hill
> >>don't go belting (which I think is a term for filtering at excessive
> >>speed) in between two articulated lorries as when the one to your left
> >>gets blown towards the one to your right one may need to purchase new
> >>underwear.
> >
> >I agree entirely.
> 
> FFS!  I didn't even notice that I wrote the original effing post.
> 
> NOOOOOOOB.

Bwaaahahahaa! You semi-retard :)

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BGN wrote:
> On Mon, 25 Aug 2008 20:31:50 +0100, BGN 
> wrote:
>
>>> On the way out of Dover on the A20, up the steep and very windy hill
>>> don't go belting (which I think is a term for filtering at excessive
>>> speed) in between two articulated lorries as when the one to your
>>> left gets blown towards the one to your right one may need to
>>> purchase new underwear.
>>
>> I agree entirely.
>
> FFS!  I didn't even notice that I wrote the original effing post.
>
> NOOOOOOOB.

"                         "

You ok there old chap?

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BGN wrote:
> On Mon, 25 Aug 2008 20:31:50 +0100, BGN 
> wrote:
>
>>> On the way out of Dover on the A20, up the steep and very windy hill
>>> don't go belting (which I think is a term for filtering at excessive
>>> speed) in between two articulated lorries as when the one to your
>>> left gets blown towards the one to your right one may need to
>>> purchase new underwear.
>>
>> I agree entirely.
>
> FFS!  I didn't even notice that I wrote the original effing post.
>
> NOOOOOOOB.

And thus the meme of 'doing a Nick' was born...

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Monkey wrote:

> And thus the meme of 'doing a Nick' was born...

He's probably having another fit of thinking he's Champ.

cat wrote:
> Monkey wrote:
> 
>> And thus the meme of 'doing a Nick' was born...
> 
> He's probably having another fit of thinking he's Champ.

Nick isn't even after cunt, let alone one.

Muck wrote:
> cat wrote:
>> Monkey wrote:
>>
>>> And thus the meme of 'doing a Nick' was born...
>>
>> He's probably having another fit of thinking he's Champ.
> 
> Nick isn't even after cunt, let alone one.

I know, they met me. He seemed sweet enough.

cat wrote:
> Muck wrote:
>> cat wrote:
>>> Monkey wrote:
>>>
>>>> And thus the meme of 'doing a Nick' was born...
>>>
>>> He's probably having another fit of thinking he's Champ.
>>
>> Nick isn't even after cunt, let alone one.
> 
> I know, they met me. He seemed sweet enough.

He is, but my old land lord didn't think so. He said something like.. 
"if he's gay, I don't want him to stay over night. <fx: spooky looks>". 
I thought that sounded very gay in its self, as though the old land lord 
didn't trust himself with such a nice young chap.

Muck wrote:
> cat wrote:
>> Muck wrote:
>>> Nick 
>>
>>  seemed sweet enough.
> 
> He is, but my old land lord didn't think so. He said something like.. 
> "if he's gay, I don't want him to stay over night. <fx: spooky looks>". 
> I thought that sounded very gay in its self, as though the old land lord 
> didn't trust himself with such a nice young chap.

Why did your landlord:

1) know he was staying over
2) care
3) know he was gay?

Landlords are for fixing roofs, not worrying about your or anyone's sex 
life...  unless it's damaging the roof.

cat  wrote:

> Why did your landlord:
> 
<snip>
> 3) know he was gay?

Well, duh.

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cat wrote:
> Muck wrote:
>> cat wrote:
>>> Muck wrote:
>>>> Nick 
>>>
>>>  seemed sweet enough.
>>
>> He is, but my old land lord didn't think so. He said something like.. 
>> "if he's gay, I don't want him to stay over night. <fx: spooky 
>> looks>". I thought that sounded very gay in its self, as though the 
>> old land lord didn't trust himself with such a nice young chap.
> 
> Why did your landlord:
> 
> 1) know he was staying over
> 2) care
> 3) know he was gay?
> 
> Landlords are for fixing roofs, not worrying about your or anyone's sex 
> life...  unless it's damaging the roof.

He's a lurker here, and has a general phobia of gay people. Point 1 was 
made, just in case a gay person wanted to try to stay in his house.

Muck wrote:

> He's a lurker here, and has a general phobia of gay people. Point 1 was 
> made, just in case a gay person wanted to try to stay in his house.

*waves to the lurking contingent*
It's a position I simply can't get my head round. How is he about lesbians?

Is the roof sound?

"BGN"  wrote in message 
news:c526b4trlgiactfi2v3kjbsho8g5ghob9v@4ax.com...
> On Mon, 25 Aug 2008 20:31:50 +0100, BGN 
> wrote:
>
>>>On the way out of Dover on the A20, up the steep and very windy hill
>>>don't go belting (which I think is a term for filtering at excessive
>>>speed) in between two articulated lorries as when the one to your left
>>>gets blown towards the one to your right one may need to purchase new
>>>underwear.
>>
>>I agree entirely.
>
> FFS!  I didn't even notice that I wrote the original effing post.
>
> NOOOOOOOB.

You fucking pillock :-))


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cat wrote:
> Muck wrote:
> 
>> He's a lurker here, and has a general phobia of gay people. Point 1 
>> was made, just in case a gay person wanted to try to stay in his house.
> 
> *waves to the lurking contingent*
> It's a position I simply can't get my head round. How is he about lesbians?
> 
> Is the roof sound?

Lesbians are ok by him, he was keen to go to something he called 
'pervert club [1]'. I remember mumbling something about being a 
christian, Torture garden and wanting to meet hot lesbians ... not 
really being compatable.

[1] Torture garden in other words.

On Tue, 26 Aug 2008 12:03:05 +0100, cat  wrote:

>Muck wrote:
>
>> He's a lurker here, and has a general phobia of gay people. Point 1 was 
>> made, just in case a gay person wanted to try to stay in his house.
>
>*waves to the lurking contingent*
>It's a position I simply can't get my head round. How is he about lesbians?

I like stonewall's current tube posters

http://www.stonewall.org.uk/education_for_all/news/current_news/2043.asp
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"Muck"  wrote in message 
news:48b3b3af$0$4244$6e1ede2f@read.cnntp.org...
> cat wrote:
>> Muck wrote:
>>> cat wrote:
>>>> Muck wrote:
>>>>> Nick
>>>>
>>>>  seemed sweet enough.
>>>
>>> He is, but my old land lord didn't think so. He said something like.. 
>>> "if he's gay, I don't want him to stay over night. <fx: spooky looks>". 
>>> I thought that sounded very gay in its self, as though the old land lord 
>>> didn't trust himself with such a nice young chap.
>>
>> Why did your landlord:
>>
>> 1) know he was staying over
>> 2) care
>> 3) know he was gay?
>>
>> Landlords are for fixing roofs, not worrying about your or anyone's sex 
>> life...  unless it's damaging the roof.
>
> He's a lurker here, and has a general phobia of gay people. Point 1 was 
> made, just in case a gay person wanted to try to stay in his house.

I know it's never going to happen, but Nick should stomp on him good and 
proper just to let him know that (A) he doesn't fancy him and (BE) that 
poof's can (I don't believe I'm going to say this, but wtf?) give as good as 
they get.

I'm sure the landlord is more likely to be worried that a gay bloke would 
want to slip him a length than he is to smack his bitch up.


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Muck  wrote in uk.rec.motorcycles ..
> 
> cat wrote:
> > Muck wrote:
> > 
> >> He's a lurker here, and has a general phobia of gay people. Point 1 
> >> was made, just in case a gay person wanted to try to stay in his house.
> > 
> > *waves to the lurking contingent*
> > It's a position I simply can't get my head round. How is he about lesbians?
> > 
> > Is the roof sound?
> 
> Lesbians are ok by him, he was keen to go to something he called 
> 'pervert club [1]'. I remember mumbling something about being a 
> christian, Torture garden and wanting to meet hot lesbians ... not 
> really being compatable.

So he has a phobia about gay men but is fine going somewhere where he gets 
naked and is tied up/handcuffed/wrapped in clingfilm and having his 
privates whipped?

Oh god, thats going to keep me chortling all day!

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frag  wrote the following literary masterpiece:
>So he has a phobia about gay men but is fine going somewhere where he gets
>naked and is tied up/handcuffed/wrapped in clingfilm and having his
>privates whipped?

And where there's a reasonably high percentage of gay men...

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In article ,
 Lady Nina  wrote:

> http://www.stonewall.org.uk/education_for_all/news/current_news/2043.asp

Lovely that a site with the word 'education' in it, confuses 'sights' 
and 'sites' ... 

D.
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On Mon, 25 Aug 2008 21:20:03 +0100, "Mungo \"Two Sheds\" Toadfoot"
 wrote:

>>>> On the way out of Dover on the A20, up the steep and very windy hill
>>>> don't go belting (which I think is a term for filtering at excessive
>>>> speed) in between two articulated lorries as when the one to your
>>>> left gets blown towards the one to your right one may need to
>>>> purchase new underwear.
>You ok there old chap?

I am, but I think I'll be thinking twice before filtering between
vehicles of the articulated kind in the future, I knew it was a bad
idea at the time but I was being impatient.
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On Mon, 25 Aug 2008 23:47:54 +0100, Muck 
wrote:

>>>>> And thus the meme of 'doing a Nick' was born...
>>>>
>>>> He's probably having another fit of thinking he's Champ.
>>>
>>> Nick isn't even after cunt, let alone one.
>> 
>> I know, they met me. He seemed sweet enough.
>
>He is, but my old land lord didn't think so. He said something like.. 
>"if he's gay, I don't want him to stay over night. <fx: spooky looks>". 

Heaven knows why he thought that I'd be staying over.  I think I've
visited about twice or perhaps three times ever and never in an
evening.

>I thought that sounded very gay in its self, as though the old land lord 
>didn't trust himself with such a nice young chap.

I put it down to people being odd, or, perhaps I should say "people
like" - some people tie their minds in knots whereas others are just a
bit strange.  But it would be boring if everyone is the same.
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On Tue, 26 Aug 2008 12:58:05 +0100, "Beav"
 wrote:

>>>>>  seemed sweet enough.
>>>>
>>>> He is, but my old land lord didn't think so. He said something like.. 
>>>> "if he's gay, I don't want him to stay over night. <fx: spooky looks>". 
>>>> I thought that sounded very gay in its self, as though the old land lord 
>>>> didn't trust himself with such a nice young chap.
>>>
>>> Why did your landlord:
>>>
>>> 1) know he was staying over
>>> 2) care
>>> 3) know he was gay?
>>>
>>> Landlords are for fixing roofs, not worrying about your or anyone's sex 
>>> life...  unless it's damaging the roof.
>>
>> He's a lurker here, and has a general phobia of gay people. Point 1 was 
>> made, just in case a gay person wanted to try to stay in his house.
>
>I know it's never going to happen, but Nick should stomp on him good and 
>proper just to let him know that (A) he doesn't fancy him and (BE) that 
>poof's can (I don't believe I'm going to say this, but wtf?) give as good as 
>they get.

Not everyone gets along, not everyone wants to get along and not
everyone tries to get along.  The only people I stomp on are those
which I have to deal with on a regular basis.  If some random stranger
doesn't like me or something about me then they're entitled to their
own opinion, in my opinion.  Life's too short to try and re-educate
strangers, especially ones which I'm only likely to fleetingly see
again, if ever.

>I'm sure the landlord is more likely to be worried that a gay bloke would 
>want to slip him a length than he is to smack his bitch up.

I think I've seen his landlord but can't remember what he looks like,
which probably means he goes into the 'not memorable' pile.

It's amazing that some people think that just because someone is gay
then they want to shag anything that doesn't wear a skirt.
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Veggie Dave wrote:
> frag  wrote the following literary masterpiece:
>> So he has a phobia about gay men but is fine going somewhere where he gets
>> naked and is tied up/handcuffed/wrapped in clingfilm and having his
>> privates whipped?
> 
> And where there's a reasonably high percentage of gay men...
> 

Hmm.. I didn't see Frags post. Sorry Frag I wasn't ignoring you.

BGN wrote:
> On Mon, 25 Aug 2008 23:47:54 +0100, Muck 
> wrote:
> Heaven knows why he thought that I'd be staying over.  I think I've
> visited about twice or perhaps three times ever and never in an
> evening.
> 

Haven't a clue, although I will say.. I got quizzed a number of times 
about either being gay, or having gay friends over.

>> I thought that sounded very gay in its self, as though the old land lord 
>> didn't trust himself with such a nice young chap.
> 
> I put it down to people being odd, or, perhaps I should say "people
> like" - some people tie their minds in knots whereas others are just a
> bit strange.  But it would be boring if everyone is the same.

True, so true...

I think that maybe it's some sort of obsession, or fixation.. it may be 
part of a mental illness[1].

[1] Most likely.

BGN wrote:
> On Mon, 25 Aug 2008 21:20:03 +0100, "Mungo \"Two Sheds\" Toadfoot"
>  wrote:
>
>>>>> On the way out of Dover on the A20, up the steep and very windy
>>>>> hill don't go belting (which I think is a term for filtering at
>>>>> excessive speed) in between two articulated lorries as when the
>>>>> one to your left gets blown towards the one to your right one may
>>>>> need to purchase new underwear.
>> You ok there old chap?
>
> I am, but I think I'll be thinking twice before filtering between
> vehicles of the articulated kind in the future, I knew it was a bad
> idea at the time but I was being impatient.

It's only dodgy if you stay in the gap long enough for them to close in. 
It's fine if you go as hard as you fucking can.  Fast is safe.

Muck  wrote in uk.rec.motorcycles ..
> 
> Veggie Dave wrote:
> > frag  wrote the following literary masterpiece:
> >> So he has a phobia about gay men but is fine going somewhere where he gets
> >> naked and is tied up/handcuffed/wrapped in clingfilm and having his
> >> privates whipped?
> > 
> > And where there's a reasonably high percentage of gay men...
> > 
> 
> Hmm.. I didn't see Frags post. Sorry Frag I wasn't ignoring you.

No probs.

But I bet you don't see this one either? Pah. Ignorant git! ;)

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frag wrote:
> Muck  wrote in uk.rec.motorcycles ..
>> Veggie Dave wrote:
>>> frag  wrote the following literary masterpiece:
>>>> So he has a phobia about gay men but is fine going somewhere where he gets
>>>> naked and is tied up/handcuffed/wrapped in clingfilm and having his
>>>> privates whipped?
>>> And where there's a reasonably high percentage of gay men...
>>>
>> Hmm.. I didn't see Frags post. Sorry Frag I wasn't ignoring you.
> 
> No probs.
> 
> But I bet you don't see this one either? Pah. Ignorant git! ;)
> 
Oi! I got that one. :)

platypus wrote:

> BGN wrote:
> > On Mon, 25 Aug 2008 21:20:03 +0100, "Mungo \"Two Sheds\" Toadfoot"
> >  wrote:
> >
> >>>>> (filtering at excessive speed) in between two articulated lorries
> >
> > I am, but I think I'll be thinking twice before filtering between
> > vehicles of the articulated kind in the future, I knew it was a bad
> > idea at the time but I was being impatient.
>
> It's only dodgy if you stay in the gap long enough for them to close in.
> It's fine if you go as hard as you fucking can.  Fast is safe.

Heh, I realised too late that the Tiger didn't have quite the pickup
of the 12R, leaving what should have been a comfortable filter, to a
near squish. Still, there was plenty of margin ;)

P.

zymurgy@technologist.com wrote:
> platypus wrote:
>
>> BGN wrote:
>>> On Mon, 25 Aug 2008 21:20:03 +0100, "Mungo \"Two Sheds\" Toadfoot"
>>>  wrote:
>>>
>>>>>>> (filtering at excessive speed) in between two articulated
>>>>>>> lorries
>>>
>>> I am, but I think I'll be thinking twice before filtering between
>>> vehicles of the articulated kind in the future, I knew it was a bad
>>> idea at the time but I was being impatient.
>>
>> It's only dodgy if you stay in the gap long enough for them to close
>> in. It's fine if you go as hard as you fucking can.  Fast is safe.
>
> Heh, I realised too late that the Tiger didn't have quite the pickup
> of the 12R, leaving what should have been a comfortable filter, to a
> near squish. Still, there was plenty of margin ;)

Try filtering in 85mph traffic on a GL500 with a notional top speed of 
100...

We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember BGN  saying
something like:

>On the way out of Dover on the A20, up the steep and very windy hill
>don't go belting (which I think is a term for filtering at excessive
>speed) in between two articulated lorries as when the one to your left
>gets blown towards the one to your right one may need to purchase new
>underwear.

It's stupid, dangerous and suicidal.

Dear God, I miss it.
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"BGN"  wrote in message 
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> On Tue, 26 Aug 2008 12:58:05 +0100, "Beav"
>  wrote:
>
>>>>>>  seemed sweet enough.
>>>>>
>>>>> He is, but my old land lord didn't think so. He said something like..
>>>>> "if he's gay, I don't want him to stay over night. <fx: spooky 
>>>>> looks>".
>>>>> I thought that sounded very gay in its self, as though the old land 
>>>>> lord
>>>>> didn't trust himself with such a nice young chap.
>>>>
>>>> Why did your landlord:
>>>>
>>>> 1) know he was staying over
>>>> 2) care
>>>> 3) know he was gay?
>>>>
>>>> Landlords are for fixing roofs, not worrying about your or anyone's sex
>>>> life...  unless it's damaging the roof.
>>>
>>> He's a lurker here, and has a general phobia of gay people. Point 1 was
>>> made, just in case a gay person wanted to try to stay in his house.
>>
>>I know it's never going to happen, but Nick should stomp on him good and
>>proper just to let him know that (A) he doesn't fancy him and (BE) that
>>poof's can (I don't believe I'm going to say this, but wtf?) give as good 
>>as
>>they get.
>
> Not everyone gets along, not everyone wants to get along and not
> everyone tries to get along.  The only people I stomp on are those
> which I have to deal with on a regular basis.  If some random stranger
> doesn't like me or something about me then they're entitled to their
> own opinion, in my opinion.  Life's too short to try and re-educate
> strangers, especially ones which I'm only likely to fleetingly see
> again, if ever.
>
>>I'm sure the landlord is more likely to be worried that a gay bloke would
>>want to slip him a length than he is to smack his bitch up.
>
> I think I've seen his landlord but can't remember what he looks like,
> which probably means he goes into the 'not memorable' pile.
>
> It's amazing that some people think that just because someone is gay
> then they want to shag anything that doesn't wear a skirt.

It's probably because anyone that's NOT gay wants to shag anything that does 
wear a skirt. (I nearly fucking typed "shirt" there:-)


-- 
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VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

platypus wrote:
> zymurgy@technologist.com wrote:
> > platypus wrote:
> >> BGN wrote:
> >>> On Mon, 25 Aug 2008 21:20:03 +0100, "Mungo \"Two Sheds\" Toadfoot"
> >>>  wrote:
> >>>
> >>>>>>> (filtering at excessive speed) in between two articulated
> >>>>>>> lorries
> >>>
> >> It's only dodgy if you stay in the gap long enough for them to close
> >> in. It's fine if you go as hard as you fucking can.  Fast is safe.
> >
> > Heh, I realised too late that the Tiger didn't have quite the pickup
> > of the 12R, leaving what should have been a comfortable filter, to a
> > near squish. Still, there was plenty of margin ;)
>
> Try filtering in 85mph traffic on a GL500 with a notional top speed of  100...

Heh, sir needs a bigger bike. Might I suggest something with over
100BHP at the rear wheel ;)

P.

In the referenced article, zymurgy@technologist.com writes:

>Heh, sir needs a bigger bike. Might I suggest something with over
>100BHP at the rear wheel ;)

`Non! Eet eez 106!'
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zymurgy@technologist.com wrote:
> platypus wrote:
>> zymurgy@technologist.com wrote:
>>> platypus wrote:
>>>> BGN wrote:
>>>>> On Mon, 25 Aug 2008 21:20:03 +0100, "Mungo \"Two Sheds\" Toadfoot"
>>>>>  wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> (filtering at excessive speed) in between two articulated
>>>>>>>>> lorries
>>>>>
>>>> It's only dodgy if you stay in the gap long enough for them to
>>>> close in. It's fine if you go as hard as you fucking can.  Fast is
>>>> safe.
>>>
>>> Heh, I realised too late that the Tiger didn't have quite the pickup
>>> of the 12R, leaving what should have been a comfortable filter, to a
>>> near squish. Still, there was plenty of margin ;)
>>
>> Try filtering in 85mph traffic on a GL500 with a notional top speed
>> of  100...
>
> Heh, sir needs a bigger bike. Might I suggest something with over
> 100BHP at the rear wheel ;)

This was many years ago.  I've had several considerably more powerful bikes 
since.

On Tue, 26 Aug 2008 22:23:59 +0100, Muck 
wrote:

>>> I thought that sounded very gay in its self, as though the old land lord 
>>> didn't trust himself with such a nice young chap.
>> 
>> I put it down to people being odd, or, perhaps I should say "people
>> like" - some people tie their minds in knots whereas others are just a
>> bit strange.  But it would be boring if everyone is the same.
>
>True, so true...
>
>I think that maybe it's some sort of obsession, or fixation.. it may be 
>part of a mental illness[1].
>
>[1] Most likely.

Possibly known as "denial"
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BGN wrote:
> On Tue, 26 Aug 2008 22:23:59 +0100, Muck 
> wrote:
> 
>>>> I thought that sounded very gay in its self, as though the old land lord 
>>>> didn't trust himself with such a nice young chap.
>>> I put it down to people being odd, or, perhaps I should say "people
>>> like" - some people tie their minds in knots whereas others are just a
>>> bit strange.  But it would be boring if everyone is the same.
>> True, so true...
>>
>> I think that maybe it's some sort of obsession, or fixation.. it may be 
>> part of a mental illness[1].
>>
>> [1] Most likely.
> 
> Possibly known as "denial"

That made me chuckle. :)

We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember Muck 
saying something like:

>> 
>> Landlords are for fixing roofs, not worrying about your or anyone's sex 
>> life...  unless it's damaging the roof.
>
>He's a lurker here, and has a general phobia of gay people.

You mean the mental image of cocks doing there thing in his cheap
furniture fills him with the heebies.
He should have a look at my bick cock.

http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/bd01360054.jpg]
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Grimly Curmudgeon wrote:
> We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
> drugs began to take hold. I remember Muck 
> saying something like:
> 
>>> Landlords are for fixing roofs, not worrying about your or anyone's sex 
>>> life...  unless it's damaging the roof.
>> He's a lurker here, and has a general phobia of gay people.
> 
> You mean the mental image of cocks doing there thing in his cheap
> furniture fills him with the heebies.
> He should have a look at my bick cock.
> 
> http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/bd01360054.jpg]

Heh.. I thought that would be a cock, and it was a cock instead.

BGN wrote:
> On Mon, 25 Aug 2008 21:20:03 +0100, "Mungo \"Two Sheds\" Toadfoot"
>  wrote:
>
>>>>> On the way out of Dover on the A20, up the steep and very windy
>>>>> hill don't go belting (which I think is a term for filtering at
>>>>> excessive speed) in between two articulated lorries as when the
>>>>> one to your left gets blown towards the one to your right one may
>>>>> need to purchase new underwear.
>> You ok there old chap?
>
> I am, but I think I'll be thinking twice before filtering between
> vehicles of the articulated kind in the future, I knew it was a bad
> idea at the time but I was being impatient.

Gets surprisingly steep up there, doesn't it? The kind of steep that makes 
you think there's an engine problem, like that road coming away from 
Kearsney Abbey back to Thanet, the number of which escapes me. The furrin 
lorry drivers coming out of the port don't GAF about anything else on wheels 
either.

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"Grimly Curmudgeon"  wrote in message 
news:g94221$3jh$1@registered.motzarella.org...
> We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
> drugs began to take hold. I remember Muck 
> saying something like:
>
>>>
>>> Landlords are for fixing roofs, not worrying about your or anyone's sex
>>> life...  unless it's damaging the roof.
>>
>>He's a lurker here, and has a general phobia of gay people.
>
> You mean the mental image of cocks doing there thing in his cheap
> furniture fills him with the heebies.
> He should have a look at my bick cock.
>
> http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/bd01360054.jpg]

It's not bick and it's not clever.


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