"Anthony X (Janet Arvizo is a disgusting liar, Tom Sneddon is a disgusting 
racist & 2nz talks bollox)"  wrote in 
news:68380641-5ece-4b63-bc51-bab7c9724102@d1g2000hsg.googlegroups.com:

> The haters are racist, weak, can't take being proven wrong, rude,
> nasty, sick minded, they keep posting porn links on here & they
> persist in stupid arguments(example: skin bleaching).
> 

<What Phoeknee really says>

Translation:  Haters are those who know how to look up evidence, items of 
interest, interviews, articles, weigh and evaluate the ample material, 
share the material, and discuss it with other people on a sane, rational 
level.  I am a f'loon and therefore lack the capacity of thinking about 
those items on that level of understanding.  So, I'll just have a temper-
tantrum and rationalize they are hating and bringing up argumentative 
speeches, some of which bring up my pedogodlets proclivities to dillydally 
boytoys in spite of the moral, ethical, and lawful standards against such 
conduct the non-floon public has.  I am MAD they can't respect my 
pedogodlette, but mostly they can't parrot my irrational belief that he is 
allowed to do any damn thing he wants to, including taking of any damn 
thing in society he pleases.  I can't stand when they redirect my worship 
to a more reasonable level of discussion about Jackson being the self-made 
pariah circus freakshow that he continues to be today.

</What Phoeknee really says>

That sum up what you repeatedly state, ToeKnee?  


And now on to recent material...

Not one iota has been said about MJ-Akon's new corraboration effort - 
leaked on the internet June 30th.  I didn't see you ever said a thing about 
it.  I had to go searching for that news and purposefully left it off the 
table here, so to speak, just to see if any f'loons like you would debate 
rationally rather than post sole youtube links.  You never discussed the 
song.  It  appears to be between two men because the way that Wack0 has 
been added to it.  The original songwriter did not imagine two guys singing 
that song, did he?   Doesn't that strike you as a bit odd and self-centered 
on Jack0's part - enough so that he will insert himself into a song and 
make appearances that he is gay?  Wow, no wonder the f'loons didn't squeak 
a thing about their hero.  They were afraid their delusions would once 
again be confronted - that Michael Jackson is the ultimate liar just trying 
to get back the fame he once had, appearing gay in the process of doing it 
and not caring one iota about it except that he becomes the entertainer he 
once was.  (typical jack0 behavior)


We know we "OWN" this newsgroup because you f'loons can't do anything 
constructive on the subject "Michael Jackson".
Get the reality of the situation, PHoeKnee?  You gave the group to us 
"haters".





-- 
SneakyP
What's written in newsgroup stays in newsgroup.

PamelaKay@webtv.net (INEPT LANDLORD of AMMJ) bellowed to KowKlown in 
news:20377-4793A91F-317@storefull-3157.bay.webtv.net:

> It's really funny that you and I continue to OWN this
> newsgroup, despite the haterf'losers desperate attempts.
> 
Then that means haters are here rent-free
We're here at ***your*** expense.

On Fri, 4 Jul 2008 16:39:10 -0700 (PDT), Anthony x
 wrote:

>You know what to do.

add more groups?
-- 
Just your average Joe

Joeseph P. Blow  wrote:

>On Fri, 4 Jul 2008 16:39:10 -0700 (PDT), Anthony x
> wrote:
>
>>You know what to do.
>
>add more groups?

add more groups?

-- 
"Substantiation that you regard yourself as a God to be worhsipped [sic]
should be your concern, Deco."
  -- David Tholen

"Art Deco"  wrote in message 
news:040720081755442757%erfc-1024@usa.net...
> Joeseph P. Blow  wrote:
>
>>On Fri, 4 Jul 2008 16:39:10 -0700 (PDT), Anthony x
>> wrote:
>>
>>>You know what to do.
>>
>>add more groups?
>
> add more Gays!
>
Faggot!

HJ

On 04 Jul 2008 23:29:23 GMT, in the land of alt.aratzio, Peter J Ross
<pjr@example.invalid> got double secret probation for writing:

>In alt.usenet.kooks on Fri, 4 Jul 2008 16:39:10 -0700 (PDT), Anthony x
> wrote:
>
>> You know what to do.
>
>I know what to do.

What is a poor girl to do?


-- 

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Accept No Substitute

On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 17:55:44 -0600, Art Deco k'lamed:
> Joeseph P. Blow wrote:
>>On Fri, 4 Jul 2008 16:39:10 -0700 (PDT), Anthony x wrote:
>>
>>>You know what to do.
>>
>>add more groups?
> 
>add more groups?

add more groups?

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that you have fans. Post prolifically to your fan group - you wouldn't
want to disappoint them! 
(10-May-2005)Everyone reads usenet. Approval here means approval
everywhere.
Post numerous blank posts, or posts containing only a message id.
Post numerous copy&paste web articles from crackerpot websites.
Never forget to call kookologists "k00ks." 
If there are several, call them "sockpuppets" too
When all else fails, accuse various and sundry kookologists of e-mailing
viruses to you.  This is a sure-fire method of garnering sympathy and
ensuring that the General Public will always see things your way.  An
especially effective sub-strategy here is to accuse them of infecting
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Quote notorious scientists or writers - it makes it look as if they
approve the drivel you are writing!
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Ignore all traffic signs and feel free to trespass, you don't have to
obey any rules.
Scare your enemies with lawsuits, police escorts and whines. 
Always back up your empty (albeit noisy) threats with phony LARTs, false
police reports, and harassing letters to the FBI and other gubbermint
agencies.
Be vigilant in your redundancy. The more you repeat yourself, the more
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flamewars you start with the normal population, create sock puppets and
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mention your prior departure, and if anyone asks you about it, either
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Always remain clueproof.
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Write a self-published book and claim it a success. Bonus points for
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Drop 'em a line - that's what they're there for, after all.
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They've nuked hundreds of accounts in the name of free speech and
*yours* will be next.
The k00k will, without any trace of irony, lie, manipulate, impersonate,
censor, and declare themselves powerful in ways ranging from the ability
to have an account shut down to being God Herself, in order to convince
people that they are not liars, manipulators, censors, or insane. 
Abuse women while telling how many hundreds you've loved. Nevermind that
you're one ugly motherfucker and that there were 30,000 femininas that
thought you were a scumbag with bad teeth.
Remember that your ko0ky klaims are 'facts', and that 'facts' do not
require proof.
Do not neglect to poast your responses to forums that the originator
doesn't read. This will make the people in that forum very impressed
with how you tear him to shreds without him being able to respond. They
like it even better if you are off-topic for that forum.
Keep in mind that lack of evidence supporting your konspiracy theory
actually _is_ evidence, of how effective the konspiracy is in hiding.
(06-Oct-05) When spanked, always retreat to the safety of the Ad
Hominem.
(04-Aug-2005) When spanked mercilessly for days on end, proving with
each poast just what an illiterate and ignorant fool you are, ALWAYS
claim ownership of [person(s),froup(s)]. This works on so many levels.
It inspires dread in your opponents that they will no longer be able to
poast in their home froup and that they will eventually have to pay
rent, to name just two.
Any problems with your poasts are the fault of the konspirators, who are
trying to stop you from preventing the extinction of humanity.
Konspiracies that are able to subvert whole governments are always unable
to silence konspiracy ko0ks.
The entire United States government is willing to spend millions of
dollars for the sole purpose of harassing you.
Hollywood is making movies based on your personal life.
Do not consult psychiatrists or other mental health professionals. They
are part of the konspiracy, and will sedate you and lock you away and
keep you drugged if you tell them the truth.
Numerology and Astrology are respectable sciences and are useful for
proving your case.
Everyone is Tim Hill, or David Green, or...
There is a fine line between trolling and kookery. Find that line and
cross it repeatedly. When you are killfiled and/or LARTed for net.abuse
as a result, claim victory. If you lose multiple accounts, this merely
proves that you are indeed a world-class troll, with a black-belt in
manipulation.
If you respond to every post someone else makes, they're obsessed. If
they respond to less than 1% of your posts, they're even more obsessed.
Publishing people's real names, addresses, and phone numbers when
there's no other way for you to come out of a flamewar with any dignity
is cool, and proves that you are a master of secret internet information
stores, and absolutely not to be fucked with.
Everyone is out to get you. You can put a stop to this by telling
everyone that they're out to get you at every available opportunity.
You are the only sane one.
Those that give you a hard time about morally bankrupt things you
yourself admit to are just persecutioners of the new inquisition.
Yelling in all caps and cursing at your detractors is debate. Your
detractors laughing at you with sarcastic remarks is obvious anger and
jealousy.
If doing something results in the loss of your account, legal hassles,
or blunt trauma injury, do it again. It always works better the second
time. 
Asterisks, lots and lots of Asterisks.
Poking holes in kookscreed is stalking, and is a felony.
K00ks LOVE to "connect the dots". They are, of course, dots that only
the k00k can see.
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at http://tinyurl.com/3fsho - some posts may not appear due to
x-no-archive headers. The spelling mistakes are intentional, dolt.

On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 21:55:25 -0700, Aratzio aided th' terraists with the
following claims :

> On 04 Jul 2008 23:29:23 GMT, in the land of alt.aratzio, Peter J Ross
> <pjr@example.invalid> got double secret probation for writing:
> 
>>In alt.usenet.kooks on Fri, 4 Jul 2008 16:39:10 -0700 (PDT), Anthony x
>> wrote:
>>
>>> You know what to do.
>>
>>I know what to do.
> 
> What is a poor girl to do?

Pole dancing will put you through college!
SIGN UP NOW!

-- 
http://www.smirkingchimp.com/thread/15669

The Secretary of HomIntern  wrote:
>On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 17:55:44 -0600, Art Deco k'lamed:
>> Joeseph P. Blow wrote:
>>>On Fri, 4 Jul 2008 16:39:10 -0700 (PDT), Anthony x wrote:
>>>
>>>>You know what to do.
>>>
>>>add more groups?
>> 
>>add more groups?
>
>add more groups?

add more groups?

-- 
"Substantiation that you regard yourself as a God to be worhsipped [sic]
should be your concern, Deco."
  -- David Tholen

Hail Eris! On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 08:24:02 -0600, Eris Kallisti Discordia was
laughing at the antics of Art Deco, when they suddenly burst out in tears:
> The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:
>>On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 17:55:44 -0600, Art Deco k'lamed:
>>> Joeseph P. Blow wrote:
>>>>On Fri, 4 Jul 2008 16:39:10 -0700 (PDT), Anthony x wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>You know what to do.
>>>>
>>>>add more groups?
>>> 
>>>add more groups?
>>
>>add more groups?
> 
>add more groups?

add more groups?

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Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork
<mhm29x21@meeeeooooooowwww.flonk> wrote:
>Hail Eris! On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 08:24:02 -0600, Eris Kallisti Discordia was
>laughing at the antics of Art Deco, when they suddenly burst out in tears:
>> The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:
>>>On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 17:55:44 -0600, Art Deco k'lamed:
>>>> Joeseph P. Blow wrote:
>>>>>On Fri, 4 Jul 2008 16:39:10 -0700 (PDT), Anthony x wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>You know what to do.
>>>>>
>>>>>add more groups?
>>>> 
>>>>add more groups?
>>>
>>>add more groups?
>> 
>>add more groups?
>
>add more groups?

add more groups?

-- 
"Substantiation that you regard yourself as a God to be worhsipped [sic]
should be your concern, Deco."
  -- David Tholen

On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 18:55:28 -0600, Art Deco k'lamed:
> Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork
> wrote:
>>Hail Eris! On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 08:24:02 -0600, Eris Kallisti Discordia
>>was laughing at the antics of Art Deco, when they suddenly burst out in
>>tears:
>>> The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:
>>>>On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 17:55:44 -0600, Art Deco k'lamed:
>>>>> Joeseph P. Blow wrote:
>>>>>>On Fri, 4 Jul 2008 16:39:10 -0700 (PDT), Anthony x wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>You know what to do.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>add more groups?
>>>>> 
>>>>>add more groups?
>>>>
>>>>add more groups?
>>> 
>>>add more groups?
>>
>>add more groups?
> 
>add more groups?

add more groups?

-- 
________________________________________________________________________
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"It's not nice to misrepresent Mother Nature."
http://www.lowgenius.net/kookway.htm
TEH WAY OF THE K00K 
Never learn from your mistakes.
Always practice your mistakes; you may get them right.
Always pick on those smarter and tougher than you.
Always believe that only you know the TRVTH.
Never allow logic or reason get in the way of a good k00k.
When being overwhelmed by logic and reason: k00ksuit!
If you are going to be wrong, do it at the top of your lungs.
When caught in a lie: LIE!
When in doubt: Order the Crab Won Ton
Plagiarism is your friend. Use it.
Whenever contradicted; morph, start calling people names, and make false
accusations. Include the children of your target in your allegations,
even if they don't have any. 
(06-Jun-05) When nobody else will listen, post to your own fan group.
(06-Jun-05) Obviously, since you have your own fan group, this must mean
that you have fans. Post prolifically to your fan group - you wouldn't
want to disappoint them! 
(10-May-2005)Everyone reads usenet. Approval here means approval
everywhere.
Post numerous blank posts, or posts containing only a message id.
Post numerous copy&paste web articles from crackerpot websites.
Never forget to call kookologists "k00ks." 
If there are several, call them "sockpuppets" too
When all else fails, accuse various and sundry kookologists of e-mailing
viruses to you.  This is a sure-fire method of garnering sympathy and
ensuring that the General Public will always see things your way.  An
especially effective sub-strategy here is to accuse them of infecting
you with the 'Sasser' worm via e-mail. 
Quote notorious scientists or writers - it makes it look as if they
approve the drivel you are writing!
(9-Jul-05) Anytime your computer is infected with a virus, bogged down
by spyware, attacked over your internet connection, or otherwise suffers
from preventable problems, government agencies are responsible and are
trying to silence you and are monitoring your computer files.
Ignore all traffic signs and feel free to trespass, you don't have to
obey any rules.
Scare your enemies with lawsuits, police escorts and whines. 
Always back up your empty (albeit noisy) threats with phony LARTs, false
police reports, and harassing letters to the FBI and other gubbermint
agencies.
Be vigilant in your redundancy. The more you repeat yourself, the more
likely others will believe you!
If you can't find anyone as crazy as yourself to support you in the
flamewars you start with the normal population, create sock puppets and
use anonymous remailers that shamelessly hang on every word you write.
(17-Mar-05) When dealing with law enforcement, remember that it is they
who have the problem, not you.  Be sure to inform them of this at every
available opportunity, as they will surely appreciate your constructive
criticism.  Be sure to make them aware that YOU KNOW YOUR RIGHTS!  ("The
cops like that, when people know their rights.  That way they don't have
to read them to you on the way to the station." - George Carlin)
The more your fake personalities adulate you, the more respect you'll
get!
When confronted with a reality that you don't like: Announce loudly
that you are departing, never to return as long as there's an Internet.
Come back in three or four days and claim you were drunk, hacked,
abducted by alience, or forged. Alternately you can just not even
mention your prior departure, and if anyone asks you about it, either
ignore them or respond with something along the lines of "YOUR NOT THE
BOSS OF ME!  *PLONK*!" People really know you mean business then. 
Always remain clueproof.
(20-Mar-05) Anyone who does not believe that you are the reincarnation
of [$DEITY_OR_PROPHET] is obviously an infidel lacking in faith whose
soul in in peril of everlasting damnation. 
When responding to one line challenges, post paragraphs of rants and
screed in response.
Incoherency is not a roadblock to poasting.
Neither is illiteracy. 
Delusions poasted often enough become fact.
Claim you will destroy <insert newsfroup> for attacking you.
When spnaked, send cmsg for Fanboi newsfroup(s).
Find your Lame, Use your Lame, Be your Lame!
Post Edit when the TRVTH hurts.
Always sneck the offending newsfroups.
Always poast pictures of yourself so you can be admired in all your k00ky
glory.
Always accuse others of the very acts you are guilty of.
Post lots of boasts about your high IQ and incredible talents.
(20-Mar-05) If you repeat a lie often enough, it becomes the truth.
Anybody who fails to understand this is engaged in a deliberate campaign
of misinformation and character assassination.
Always <plonk> somebody just before replying the plonkee!
The k00k considers itself the most intelligent person in any
conversation, possibly on the planet. Other people are benighted and
ignorant, and have been waiting their whole lives for the k00k to rescue
them from intellectual darkness.
Write a self-published book and claim it a success. Bonus points for
comparing it to "Mein Kampf" and/or the Bible.
Declare yourself equal to a deity of your choice.
Claim that you've come from other planets.
Claim thousands of past lives.
Frothing complaints carry far more weight when you send them from
"legal@" some domain.
Nothing strikes terror into the hearts of your detractors more than
telling them that you're archiving their messages for possible use in
the future.
Never forget that everyone else posting to Usenet is a paid
disinformation agent looking to discredit you.
Usenet is governed by US law. If a poster in Romania killfiles you, he's
obviously violating your 1st Amendment rights and can be sued.
Every news admin in the world hangs out in NANAU, and they're just dying
to nuke the account of that meanyhead who just called you "fucknozzle".
Drop 'em a line - that's what they're there for, after all.
AUK will be closed down. Just you wait and see.
They've nuked hundreds of accounts in the name of free speech and
*yours* will be next.
The k00k will, without any trace of irony, lie, manipulate, impersonate,
censor, and declare themselves powerful in ways ranging from the ability
to have an account shut down to being God Herself, in order to convince
people that they are not liars, manipulators, censors, or insane. 
Abuse women while telling how many hundreds you've loved. Nevermind that
you're one ugly motherfucker and that there were 30,000 femininas that
thought you were a scumbag with bad teeth.
Remember that your ko0ky klaims are 'facts', and that 'facts' do not
require proof.
Do not neglect to poast your responses to forums that the originator
doesn't read. This will make the people in that forum very impressed
with how you tear him to shreds without him being able to respond. They
like it even better if you are off-topic for that forum.
Keep in mind that lack of evidence supporting your konspiracy theory
actually _is_ evidence, of how effective the konspiracy is in hiding.
(06-Oct-05) When spanked, always retreat to the safety of the Ad
Hominem.
(04-Aug-2005) When spanked mercilessly for days on end, proving with
each poast just what an illiterate and ignorant fool you are, ALWAYS
claim ownership of [person(s),froup(s)]. This works on so many levels.
It inspires dread in your opponents that they will no longer be able to
poast in their home froup and that they will eventually have to pay
rent, to name just two.
Any problems with your poasts are the fault of the konspirators, who are
trying to stop you from preventing the extinction of humanity.
Konspiracies that are able to subvert whole governments are always unable
to silence konspiracy ko0ks.
The entire United States government is willing to spend millions of
dollars for the sole purpose of harassing you.
Hollywood is making movies based on your personal life.
Do not consult psychiatrists or other mental health professionals. They
are part of the konspiracy, and will sedate you and lock you away and
keep you drugged if you tell them the truth.
Numerology and Astrology are respectable sciences and are useful for
proving your case.
Everyone is Tim Hill, or David Green, or...
There is a fine line between trolling and kookery. Find that line and
cross it repeatedly. When you are killfiled and/or LARTed for net.abuse
as a result, claim victory. If you lose multiple accounts, this merely
proves that you are indeed a world-class troll, with a black-belt in
manipulation.
If you respond to every post someone else makes, they're obsessed. If
they respond to less than 1% of your posts, they're even more obsessed.
Publishing people's real names, addresses, and phone numbers when
there's no other way for you to come out of a flamewar with any dignity
is cool, and proves that you are a master of secret internet information
stores, and absolutely not to be fucked with.
Everyone is out to get you. You can put a stop to this by telling
everyone that they're out to get you at every available opportunity.
You are the only sane one.
Those that give you a hard time about morally bankrupt things you
yourself admit to are just persecutioners of the new inquisition.
Yelling in all caps and cursing at your detractors is debate. Your
detractors laughing at you with sarcastic remarks is obvious anger and
jealousy.
If doing something results in the loss of your account, legal hassles,
or blunt trauma injury, do it again. It always works better the second
time. 
Asterisks, lots and lots of Asterisks.
Poking holes in kookscreed is stalking, and is a felony.
K00ks LOVE to "connect the dots". They are, of course, dots that only
the k00k can see.
"They laughed at Einstein, too!"

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Osterwald, Jade, Bookman, and John Henry, of AUK. Meow. Original thread
at http://tinyurl.com/3fsho - some posts may not appear due to
x-no-archive headers. The spelling mistakes are intentional, dolt.

On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 11:20:19 GMT, The Secretary of HomIntern
 wrote:

>On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 18:55:28 -0600, Art Deco k'lamed:
>> Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork
>> wrote:
>>>Hail Eris! On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 08:24:02 -0600, Eris Kallisti Discordia
>>>was laughing at the antics of Art Deco, when they suddenly burst out in
>>>tears:
>>>> The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:
>>>>>On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 17:55:44 -0600, Art Deco k'lamed:
>>>>>> Joeseph P. Blow wrote:
>>>>>>>On Fri, 4 Jul 2008 16:39:10 -0700 (PDT), Anthony x wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>You know what to do.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>add more groups?
>>>>>> 
>>>>>>add more groups?
>>>>>
>>>>>add more groups?
>>>> 
>>>>add more groups?
>>>
>>>add more groups?
>> 
>>add more groups?
>
>add more groups?

add more groups?
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The Secretary of HomIntern  wrote:
>On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 18:55:28 -0600, Art Deco k'lamed:
>> Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork
>> wrote:
>>>Hail Eris! On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 08:24:02 -0600, Eris Kallisti Discordia
>>>was laughing at the antics of Art Deco, when they suddenly burst out in
>>>tears:
>>>> The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:
>>>>>On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 17:55:44 -0600, Art Deco k'lamed:
>>>>>> Joeseph P. Blow wrote:
>>>>>>>On Fri, 4 Jul 2008 16:39:10 -0700 (PDT), Anthony x wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>You know what to do.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>add more groups?
>>>>>> 
>>>>>>add more groups?
>>>>>
>>>>>add more groups?
>>>> 
>>>>add more groups?
>>>
>>>add more groups?
>> 
>>add more groups?
>
>add more groups?

add more groups?

-- 
"Substantiation that you regard yourself as a God to be worhsipped [sic]
should be your concern, Deco."
  -- David Tholen

<"fluty1@msn.com"> wrote:
>On Jul 5, 8:55 pm, Art Deco  wrote:
>> Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> <mhm29...@meeeeooooooowwww.flonk> wrote:
>> >Hail Eris! On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 08:24:02 -0600, Eris Kallisti Discordia was
>> >laughing at the antics of Art Deco, when they suddenly burst out in tears:
>> >> The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:
>> >>>On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 17:55:44 -0600, Art Deco k'lamed:
>> >>>> Joeseph P. Blow wrote:
>> >>>>>On Fri, 4 Jul 2008 16:39:10 -0700 (PDT), Anthony x wrote:
>>
>> >>>>>>You know what to do.
>>
>> >>>>>add more groups?
>>
>> >>>>add more groups?
>>
>> >>>add more groups?
>>
>> >>add more groups?
>>
>> >add more groups?
>>
>> add more groups?
>
>NO... drop dead...instead

NO... drop dead...instead

-- 
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should be your concern, Deco."
  -- David Tholen

Gary L. Burnore  wrote:
>On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 11:20:19 GMT, The Secretary of HomIntern
> wrote:
>
>>On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 18:55:28 -0600, Art Deco k'lamed:
>>> Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork
>>> wrote:
>>>>Hail Eris! On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 08:24:02 -0600, Eris Kallisti Discordia
>>>>was laughing at the antics of Art Deco, when they suddenly burst out in
>>>>tears:
>>>>> The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:
>>>>>>On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 17:55:44 -0600, Art Deco k'lamed:
>>>>>>> Joeseph P. Blow wrote:
>>>>>>>>On Fri, 4 Jul 2008 16:39:10 -0700 (PDT), Anthony x wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>You know what to do.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>add more groups?
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>add more groups?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>add more groups?
>>>>> 
>>>>>add more groups?
>>>>
>>>>add more groups?
>>> 
>>>add more groups?
>>
>>add more groups?
>
>add more groups?

add more groups?

-- 
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opportunity:

"Substantiation that you regard yourself as a God to be worhsipped [sic]
should be your concern, Deco."
  -- David Tholen

"Art Deco"  wrote in message 
news:060720080857041795%erfc-1024@usa.net...
> The Secretary of HomIntern  wrote:
>>On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 18:55:28 -0600, Art Deco k'lamed:
>>> Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork
>>> wrote:
>>>>Hail Eris! On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 08:24:02 -0600, Eris Kallisti Discordia
>>>>was laughing at the antics of Art Deco, when they suddenly burst out in
>>>>tears:
>>>>> The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:
>>>>>>On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 17:55:44 -0600, Art Deco k'lamed:
>>>>>>> Joeseph P. Blow wrote:
>>>>>>>>On Fri, 4 Jul 2008 16:39:10 -0700 (PDT), Anthony x wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>You know what to do.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>add more groups?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>add more groups?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>add more groups?
>>>>>
>>>>>add more groups?
>>>>
>>>>add more groups?
>>>
>>>add more groups?
>>
>>add more groups?
>
> add more groups?
>
FOAD, Pedo Deco!

On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 08:58:20 -0600, Art Deco did most oddly state:
> <"fluty1@msn.com"> wrote:
>>On Jul 5, 8:55 pm, Art Deco wrote:
>>> Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork wrote:
>>> >Hail Eris! On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 08:24:02 -0600, Eris Kallisti Discordia
>>> >was laughing at the antics of Art Deco, when they suddenly burst out
>>> >in tears:
>>> >> The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:
>>> >>>On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 17:55:44 -0600, Art Deco k'lamed:
>>> >>>> Joeseph P. Blow wrote:
>>> >>>>>On Fri, 4 Jul 2008 16:39:10 -0700 (PDT), Anthony x wrote:
>>>
>>> >>>>>>You know what to do.
>>>
>>> >>>>>add more groups?
>>>
>>> >>>>add more groups?
>>>
>>> >>>add more groups?
>>>
>>> >>add more groups?
>>>
>>> >add more groups?
>>>
>>> add more groups?
>>
>>NO... drop dead...instead
> 
>NO... drop dead...instead

NO... drop dead...instead

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The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt
 wrote:
>On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 08:58:20 -0600, Art Deco did most oddly state:
>> <"fluty1@msn.com"> wrote:
>>>On Jul 5, 8:55 pm, Art Deco wrote:
>>>> Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork wrote:
>>>> >Hail Eris! On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 08:24:02 -0600, Eris Kallisti Discordia
>>>> >was laughing at the antics of Art Deco, when they suddenly burst out
>>>> >in tears:
>>>> >> The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:
>>>> >>>On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 17:55:44 -0600, Art Deco k'lamed:
>>>> >>>> Joeseph P. Blow wrote:
>>>> >>>>>On Fri, 4 Jul 2008 16:39:10 -0700 (PDT), Anthony x wrote:
>>>>
>>>> >>>>>>You know what to do.
>>>>
>>>> >>>>>add more groups?
>>>>
>>>> >>>>add more groups?
>>>>
>>>> >>>add more groups?
>>>>
>>>> >>add more groups?
>>>>
>>>> >add more groups?
>>>>
>>>> add more groups?
>>>
>>>NO... drop dead...instead
>> 
>>NO... drop dead...instead
>
>NO... drop dead...instead

NO... drop dead...instead

-- 
The famous .sig file quote that Wee Davie Tholen whines about at every
opportunity:

"Substantiation that you regard yourself as a God to be worhsipped [sic]
should be your concern, Deco."
  -- David Tholen

"Art Deco"  wrote in message 
news:060720081940237852%erfc-1024@usa.net...
> The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt
>  wrote:
>>On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 08:58:20 -0600, Art Deco did most oddly state:
>>> <"fluty1@msn.com"> wrote:
>>>>On Jul 5, 8:55 pm, Art Deco wrote:
>>>>> Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork 
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>> >Hail Eris! On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 08:24:02 -0600, Eris Kallisti 
>>>>> >Discordia
>>>>> >was laughing at the antics of Art Deco, when they suddenly burst out
>>>>> >in tears:
>>>>> >> The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:
>>>>> >>>On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 17:55:44 -0600, Art Deco k'lamed:
>>>>> >>>> Joeseph P. Blow wrote:
>>>>> >>>>>On Fri, 4 Jul 2008 16:39:10 -0700 (PDT), Anthony x wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> >>>>>>You know what to do.
>>>>>
>>>>> >>>>>add more groups?
>>>>>
>>>>> >>>>add more groups?
>>>>>
>>>>> >>>add more groups?
>>>>>
>>>>> >>add more groups?
>>>>>
>>>>> >add more groups?
>>>>>
>>>>> add more groups?
>>>>
>>>>NO... drop dead...instead
>>>
>>>NO... drop dead...instead
>>
>>NO... drop dead...instead
>
> NO... drop dead...instead
>
NO...dropdead...faggot ko0k deco...instead

Hail Eris! On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 19:40:23 -0600, Eris Kallisti Discordia was
laughing at the antics of Art Deco, when they suddenly burst out in tears:
> The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt wrote:
>>On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 08:58:20 -0600, Art Deco did most oddly state:
>>> <"fluty1@msn.com"> wrote:
>>>>On Jul 5, 8:55 pm, Art Deco wrote:
>>>>> Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>> >Hail Eris! On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 08:24:02 -0600, Eris Kallisti
>>>>> >Discordia was laughing at the antics of Art Deco, when they suddenly
>>>>> >burst out in tears:
>>>>> >> The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:
>>>>> >>>On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 17:55:44 -0600, Art Deco k'lamed:
>>>>> >>>> Joeseph P. Blow wrote:
>>>>> >>>>>On Fri, 4 Jul 2008 16:39:10 -0700 (PDT), Anthony x wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> >>>>>>You know what to do.
>>>>>
>>>>> >>>>>add more groups?
>>>>>
>>>>> >>>>add more groups?
>>>>>
>>>>> >>>add more groups?
>>>>>
>>>>> >>add more groups?
>>>>>
>>>>> >add more groups?
>>>>>
>>>>> add more groups?
>>>>
>>>>NO... drop dead...instead
>>> 
>>>NO... drop dead...instead
>>
>>NO... drop dead...instead
> 
>NO... drop dead...instead

NO... drop dead...instead

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8. OK, so who's this "Dev McKinHole", then?

I dunno, some guy named Devon McKinnon of Dawson Creek, allegedly, and
according to the Monkey, a pedophile. However, I wouldn't take that too
seriously. The Monkey keeps changing his mind about who I am, so there's
no reason to think he won't change it about Mr. McKinnon, too.

"I am mentally stable, fool...I am going to be a bishop's wife." -- Sure
you are, Olympiada. MID: <45e21b75$0$16373$88260bb3@free.teranews.com>

"yes you are definitely retarded. See a neurologist immediate. And if
you don't have monet, blow a neurologist immediately." -- Farky the
Monkey-man to peachy ashie passion. No, no trace of irony in his post.
MID: <4h6xh.802$hH2.233@trnddc02>

"I was told there would be cookies."
Cross-Poasters For Goddess!
Remember: Straight people can't help it!
A petition to make the Five-Fingered Hand of Eris
the official symbol for the planet Eris:
http://www.petitiononline.com/ffhoeris/

"If you don't have pedicures AT LEAST every two weeks, don't talk to me.
If you don't floss every night and morning and brush at least twice a
day, don't talk to me. If you don't spend money on you hair and get
great cuts and color, don't talk to me. If you are heavy, don't talk to
me. If you don't shower every morning and take a nice bubble bath every
night, don't talk to me. If you don't have a loved one in your arms,
don't talk to me. If you don't keep an immaculate house, don't talk to
me. If you don't work, don't talk to me." -- Clearly, Martha Vandella
never wants to talk to me, which is for the best, really.
MID: 

"You're fighting a Furry Giant

"He delivers a long speech about how you shouldn't judge him just because
he's an animal deep down inside and you're all intolerant and dressing up
like an animal in easy-access furry pants doesn't make you a pervert...
you fall asleep halfway through." -- The Kingdom of Loathing

To Whom It May Concern: Michael J. Cranston attorney kook is a stalker.

Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork
<mhm29x21@meeeeooooooowwww.flonk> wrote:
>Hail Eris! On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 19:40:23 -0600, Eris Kallisti Discordia was
>laughing at the antics of Art Deco, when they suddenly burst out in tears:
>> The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt wrote:
>>>On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 08:58:20 -0600, Art Deco did most oddly state:
>>>> <"fluty1@msn.com"> wrote:
>>>>>On Jul 5, 8:55 pm, Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>> Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork
>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>> >Hail Eris! On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 08:24:02 -0600, Eris Kallisti
>>>>>> >Discordia was laughing at the antics of Art Deco, when they suddenly
>>>>>> >burst out in tears:
>>>>>> >> The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:
>>>>>> >>>On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 17:55:44 -0600, Art Deco k'lamed:
>>>>>> >>>> Joeseph P. Blow wrote:
>>>>>> >>>>>On Fri, 4 Jul 2008 16:39:10 -0700 (PDT), Anthony x wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>You know what to do.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>add more groups?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>add more groups?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>add more groups?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>add more groups?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> >add more groups?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> add more groups?
>>>>>
>>>>>NO... drop dead...instead
>>>> 
>>>>NO... drop dead...instead
>>>
>>>NO... drop dead...instead
>> 
>>NO... drop dead...instead
>
>NO... drop dead...instead

NO... drop dead...instead

-- 
The famous .sig file quote that Wee Davie Tholen whines about at every
opportunity:

"Substantiation that you regard yourself as a God to be worhsipped [sic]
should be your concern, Deco."
  -- David Tholen

"Art Deco"  wrote in message 
news:070720082116479038%erfc-1024@usa.net...
> Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork
> <mhm29x21@meeeeooooooowwww.flonk> wrote:
>>Hail Eris! On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 19:40:23 -0600, Eris Kallisti Discordia was
>>laughing at the antics of Art Deco, when they suddenly burst out in tears:
>>> The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt wrote:
>>>>On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 08:58:20 -0600, Art Deco did most oddly state:
>>>>> <"fluty1@msn.com"> wrote:
>>>>>>On Jul 5, 8:55 pm, Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>> Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork
>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>> >Hail Eris! On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 08:24:02 -0600, Eris Kallisti
>>>>>>> >Discordia was laughing at the antics of Art Deco, when they 
>>>>>>> >suddenly
>>>>>>> >burst out in tears:
>>>>>>> >> The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:
>>>>>>> >>>On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 17:55:44 -0600, Art Deco k'lamed:
>>>>>>> >>>> Joeseph P. Blow wrote:
>>>>>>> >>>>>On Fri, 4 Jul 2008 16:39:10 -0700 (PDT), Anthony x wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> >>>>>>You know what to do.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> >>>>>add more groups?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> >>>>add more groups?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> >>>add more groups?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> >>add more groups?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> >add more groups?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> add more groups?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>NO... drop dead...instead
>>>>>
>>>>>NO... drop dead...instead
>>>>
>>>>NO... drop dead...instead
>>>
>>>NO... drop dead...instead
>>
>>NO... drop dead...instead
>
> NO... drop dead...instead
>
NO...drop dead...Deco

On Mon, 07 Jul 2008 21:16:47 -0600, Art Deco did most oddly state:
> Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork
> wrote:
>>Hail Eris! On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 19:40:23 -0600, Eris Kallisti Discordia
>>was laughing at the antics of Art Deco, when they suddenly burst out in
>>tears:
>>> The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt wrote:
>>>>On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 08:58:20 -0600, Art Deco did most oddly state:
>>>>> <"fluty1@msn.com"> wrote:
>>>>>>On Jul 5, 8:55 pm, Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>> Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork
>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>> >Hail Eris! On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 08:24:02 -0600, Eris Kallisti
>>>>>>> >Discordia was laughing at the antics of Art Deco, when they
>>>>>>> >suddenly burst out in tears:
>>>>>>> >> The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:
>>>>>>> >>>On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 17:55:44 -0600, Art Deco k'lamed:
>>>>>>> >>>> Joeseph P. Blow wrote:
>>>>>>> >>>>>On Fri, 4 Jul 2008 16:39:10 -0700 (PDT), Anthony x wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> >>>>>>You know what to do.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> >>>>>add more groups?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> >>>>add more groups?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> >>>add more groups?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> >>add more groups?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> >add more groups?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> add more groups?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>NO... drop dead...instead
>>>>> 
>>>>>NO... drop dead...instead
>>>>
>>>>NO... drop dead...instead
>>> 
>>>NO... drop dead...instead
>>
>>NO... drop dead...instead
> 
>NO... drop dead...instead

NO... drop dead...instead

-- 
________________________________________________________________________
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Demon Lord of Confusion; Official Chung Demon; Top Asshole #3
COOSN-029-06-71069; Most Hated Usenetizen of All Time #13; Lits Slut #16
Gutter Chix0r #17; BowTie's Spuriously Accused Pedo Photographer #4
AUK Psycho & Felon #21; Parrot & Zombie #2; AUK Hate Machine Cog #19
Anonymous Psycho Criminal #18
The posting nym is best removed from my posting address if your goal is
to speak with me in private.
Supreme High Overlord of rec.radio.*
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"Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support"
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"I know how you special busboys are.
You're crazy." -- John "special busboy" Wentzky, in Message-ID:
<HMb3k.2413$bh5.2204@bignews4.bellsouth.net>

"Roe V Wade has zero bearing on my existence other than it affects it 
adversely." 
-- Johnny Wentzky never had much truck with "logic". Message-ID:
<V6xNe.27650$XM3.20042@bignews5.bellsouth.net>

"Fredbot == SameAsB4 == TGOOS

"You are stalking me, even after I thrashed ya." -- PorchMonkey4Life,
a veritable combination of Sherlock Holmes and Doc Savage for the 21st
Century. No, really. Would I lie? MID: <zaUqh.2972$E35.415@trnddc02>

"He unleashes a fecal explosion he time he posts. He uses so many nyms
because he gets beaten so easily and so convincingly in flame wars and
tries to hide behind nyms in the hopes of getting a fresh start. To bad
for him that his lameness keep shining through like a beacon for all
tards (e.g., SameAs$B4, Demon Spawn, Barbara's Pus$y, FredBot,
TGOOS, ......, etc)" -- Monkey-man identifies <jitter> as me, among
others, in broken English, in MID: <Z_Xqh.3167$E35.215@trnddc02>

Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle
Trainer of the above k00k
http://www.screedbomb.info/porchie/

"Q: What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, caring,
and well-read? 
A: A tourist." -- Anonymous

"It would be offly hard for any of you to abuse me on usenet. Really. I
have the advantage. I could easily turn alt.usenet.kooks into a cesspool
of encoded posts. Bringing the noise ratio up so high as to make the
group worthless. Anybody who can code could do this, why nobody has
bothered before now is beyond me. The ultimate spamming engine..
'BAWAHAHA'" -- Dustbin "Outer Filth" K00k's delusions of grandeur
reached new heights, in Message-ID:

"Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time." -- H.
L. Mencken

   "Consider that language a moment. 'Purposefully and materially
supported hostilities against the United States' is in the eye of the
beholder, and this administration has proven itself to be astonishingly
impatient with criticism of any kind. The broad powers given to Bush by
this legislation allow him to capture, indefinitely detain, and refuse a
hearing to any American citizen who speaks out against Iraq or any other
part of the so-called 'War on Terror.'

   "If you write a letter to the editor attacking Bush, you could be
deemed as purposefully and materially supporting hostilities against the
United States. If you organize or join a public demonstration against
Iraq, or against the administration, the same designation could befall
you. One dark-comedy aspect of the legislation is that senators or House
members who publicly disagree with Bush, criticize him, or organize
investigations into his dealings could be placed under the same
designation. In effect, Congress just gave Bush the power to lock them
up." -- William Rivers Pitt

"It has become clear in recent months that a critical mass of the American
people have seen through the lies of the Bush administration; with the
president's polls at an historic low, growing resistance to the war Iraq,
and the Democrats likely to take back the Congress in mid-term elections,
the Bush administration is on the ropes. And so it is particularly
worrying that President Bush has seen fit, at this juncture to, in effect,
declare himself dictator." -- Frank Morales
http://www.uruknet.biz/?p=m27769&hd=0&size=1&l=e&fark

"Right you are correct. Someone hooked me. I do believe in building
relationships. That is what Christians are required to do. I am amoral.
I am sure you know what that means. So are Scorpios. I am being
'protected' by the Formosa Rule because of my 'mental illness'. I am not
targeting 'teh Mop Jockey'. You are and you are using me as a bait.
Please stop. I have my own fish to reel in. Leave me alone. It is my hope
that I will be able to catch a fish and reel it in for you. Once my
retired bishop thought I was fishing for him and he took the bait, alas
it wasn't me and that spelled the demise of our relationship. Have a
little bit more faith in me. An Eastern Orthodox bishop thought I was
fishing for him and willingly, proudly and defiantly took the bait on
public record, and it wasn't even me. Give me a break." -- Atlanta
Olympiada "Erica" Kane yammered in
Message-ID: 

               "It does to a certain extant physically and theoretically
it holds even into the quantum but there observational confirmation is
limited or non existent. That's the problem and the major stumbling
block to field unification. For Dr. Einstein held out that a physical
based field theory should be sought out and not left to quantum
uncertainty of how the universe primly base works. Man made coordinate
systems are fine without knowing from where or what is the base essence
of what the space as deduced field is composed of, but not totally
satisfactory. Anomalies keep space cropping up and scientists have to
keep adjusting for these unexpected events. It's like a blind man that
has memorized his physical surroundings to a point he feels very
comfortable until that one new or unexpected event pops up and he's lost
and fumbling." -- nightbat, in one of his more lucid moments.
Message-ID: <b27b0$45ed14a7$46e3a646$6618@COMTECK.COM>

To Whom It May Concern: Att'y Michael James Cranston stalker kook, Esq.,
is a dogfucker and Kook of the Month for March 2007

The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt
 wrote:
>On Mon, 07 Jul 2008 21:16:47 -0600, Art Deco did most oddly state:
>> Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork
>> wrote:
>>>Hail Eris! On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 19:40:23 -0600, Eris Kallisti Discordia
>>>was laughing at the antics of Art Deco, when they suddenly burst out in
>>>tears:
>>>> The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt wrote:
>>>>>On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 08:58:20 -0600, Art Deco did most oddly state:
>>>>>> <"fluty1@msn.com"> wrote:
>>>>>>>On Jul 5, 8:55 pm, Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>> Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork
>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>> >Hail Eris! On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 08:24:02 -0600, Eris Kallisti
>>>>>>>> >Discordia was laughing at the antics of Art Deco, when they
>>>>>>>> >suddenly burst out in tears:
>>>>>>>> >> The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:
>>>>>>>> >>>On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 17:55:44 -0600, Art Deco k'lamed:
>>>>>>>> >>>> Joeseph P. Blow wrote:
>>>>>>>> >>>>>On Fri, 4 Jul 2008 16:39:10 -0700 (PDT), Anthony x wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> >>>>>>You know what to do.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> >>>>>add more groups?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> >>>>add more groups?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> >>>add more groups?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> >>add more groups?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> >add more groups?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> add more groups?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>NO... drop dead...instead
>>>>>> 
>>>>>>NO... drop dead...instead
>>>>>
>>>>>NO... drop dead...instead
>>>> 
>>>>NO... drop dead...instead
>>>
>>>NO... drop dead...instead
>> 
>>NO... drop dead...instead
>
>NO... drop dead...instead

NO... drop dead...instead

-- 
The famous .sig file quote that Wee Davie Tholen whines about at every
opportunity:

"Substantiation that you regard yourself as a God to be worhsipped [sic]
should be your concern, Deco."
  -- David Tholen

"Art Deco"  wrote in message 
news:080720082114465963%erfc-1024@usa.net...
> The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt
>  wrote:
>>On Mon, 07 Jul 2008 21:16:47 -0600, Art Deco did most oddly state:
>>> Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork
>>> wrote:
>>>>Hail Eris! On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 19:40:23 -0600, Eris Kallisti Discordia
>>>>was laughing at the antics of Art Deco, when they suddenly burst out in
>>>>tears:
>>>>> The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt wrote:
>>>>>>On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 08:58:20 -0600, Art Deco did most oddly state:
>>>>>>> <"fluty1@msn.com"> wrote:
>>>>>>>>On Jul 5, 8:55 pm, Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>> Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork
>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>> >Hail Eris! On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 08:24:02 -0600, Eris Kallisti
>>>>>>>>> >Discordia was laughing at the antics of Art Deco, when they
>>>>>>>>> >suddenly burst out in tears:
>>>>>>>>> >> The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:
>>>>>>>>> >>>On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 17:55:44 -0600, Art Deco k'lamed:
>>>>>>>>> >>>> Joeseph P. Blow wrote:
>>>>>>>>> >>>>>On Fri, 4 Jul 2008 16:39:10 -0700 (PDT), Anthony x wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>You know what to do.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> >>>>>add more groups?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> >>>>add more groups?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> >>>add more groups?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> >>add more groups?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> >add more groups?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> add more groups?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>NO... drop dead...instead
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>NO... drop dead...instead
>>>>>>
>>>>>>NO... drop dead...instead
>>>>>
>>>>>NO... drop dead...instead
>>>>
>>>>NO... drop dead...instead
>>>
>>>NO... drop dead...instead
>>
>>NO... drop dead...instead
>
> NO... drop dead...instead
>
NO, Deco Drop Dead...instead

On Tue, 08 Jul 2008 21:14:46 -0600, Art Deco sat in thee Comfee Chaire,
and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
> The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt wrote:
>>On Mon, 07 Jul 2008 21:16:47 -0600, Art Deco did most oddly state:
>>> Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork wrote:
>>>>Hail Eris! On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 19:40:23 -0600, Eris Kallisti Discordia
>>>>was laughing at the antics of Art Deco, when they suddenly burst out in
>>>>tears:
>>>>> The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt wrote:
>>>>>>On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 08:58:20 -0600, Art Deco did most oddly state:
>>>>>>> <"fluty1@msn.com"> wrote:
>>>>>>>>On Jul 5, 8:55 pm, Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>> Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork
>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>> >Hail Eris! On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 08:24:02 -0600, Eris Kallisti
>>>>>>>>> >Discordia was laughing at the antics of Art Deco, when they
>>>>>>>>> >suddenly burst out in tears:
>>>>>>>>> >> The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:
>>>>>>>>> >>>On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 17:55:44 -0600, Art Deco k'lamed:
>>>>>>>>> >>>> Joeseph P. Blow wrote:
>>>>>>>>> >>>>>On Fri, 4 Jul 2008 16:39:10 -0700 (PDT), Anthony x wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>You know what to do.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> >>>>>add more groups?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> >>>>add more groups?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> >>>add more groups?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> >>add more groups?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> >add more groups?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> add more groups?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>NO... drop dead...instead
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>NO... drop dead...instead
>>>>>>
>>>>>>NO... drop dead...instead
>>>>> 
>>>>>NO... drop dead...instead
>>>>
>>>>NO... drop dead...instead
>>> 
>>>NO... drop dead...instead
>>
>>NO... drop dead...instead
> 
>NO... drop dead...instead

NO... drop dead...instead

-- 
________________________________________________________________________
Hail Eris! Usenet Ruiner #5; Most Hated Usenetizen of All Time #13
Demon Prince of Absurdity; COOSN-029-06-71069; Official Chung Demon
Top Asshole #3; Lits Slut #16; AUK Psycho & Felon #21
Gutter Chix0r #17; BowTie's Spuriously Accused Pedo Photographer #4
Parrot & Zombie #2; Anonymous Psycho Criminal #18
"Lola Stonewall Riot" is not part of my email addy.
"If I were a Deep One...blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub,
bloody, bloody, blub..."
"For those of you without hope, we have rooms with color TV, cable and
air conditioning"

Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle
Trainer of PorchMonkey4Life
http://www.screedbomb.info/porchie/

"Oftentimes people ask me, 'Why is it that you're so focused on helping
the hungry and diseased in strange parts of the world?'" --George W.
Bush, Washington, D.C., April 18, 2008

Things We(TINW) Didn't Need To Know About Icebreaker, #5:
"I expose myself all the time" Message-ID:
<_S_9k.117$kw3.53@newsfe06.lga>

"Hey Theophan, I need your help again. Will you please come assist me
again? aggreen is after me again. He has been after me for a year and
counting now. I want you to destroy his character for me. I can't do
it." -- Olympiada: Not too proud to beg for help when it comes to
character assassination, and Mistress of the Bleeding Obvious.
MID: 

"I think we have taken care of the net.KKKopping in alt.gothic. Could
all the kookologists trim alt.gothic from their headers and leave us
alone now? It has gone on long enough. I can take care of myself in there
from here on out. Thanks. I know how to fight off trolls now. Thank you
for the education." -- Olympiada thinks she's had an education, and that
means it's time for those nice kookologists to go away and leave her
sandbox alone now, in MID: <45e330a8$0$16404$88260bb3@free.teranews.com>

"Who booby-traps a dead end? That's just not right." -- Cordelia

>> Are you the Peter J Ross that I've heard so much about?
> 
> Probably. I'm the one who doesn't resort to forgery after losing an
> argument.

"You're the one with the extensive brain damage... okay I see. You're
gonna be easily to own them." -- PorchMonkey4Life: Not aware of too many
things. MID: <bf7xh.834$hH2.64@trnddc02>

At last! See Joxer The Mity Monkey on camera! Watch him freak out!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_WuaENGqz0

"You're just mad that you got tard stomped again fagg0t. You throw
something incredibly lame out there and I ramming it right back down
your throat. And you wonder how I just did what I did to you. You wonder
how I can make something so lame that you tossed out there so gosh darn
amusing when I fling it back at ya.

"Here's the secret: Unlike you, I am *not* retarded. You're tardness
gets in your way every single time, fagboi.

"Are you still crying over your keyboard, c0ckslurper? Is your mouth
wide open and drool falling out. Is your chunky body convulsing as you
think about how you were once again made a fool of? Are yellow boogie
snots running out of your unnaturally large nose down your triple chins?

"Look at what I reduced you too, tard.. I thoroughly enjoy owning and
abusing you.. Thanks for being so tarded and so easy to beat." -- The
PorchMonkey4Life has gone on to re-define red as yellow, black as white,
and being run over by a truck as just a scratch. Message-ID:
<kX3Nh.525$vI1.380@trnddc02>

"And no, I did not have sex with my son. But if I did I certainly
wouldn't tell you. Something so beautiful and precious should be kept
private." -- Kathy L. Mosesian, or possibly not really her, confesses
she may be a liar and committer of incest with her own son, in MID:


The reporter asked Colin Powell (or George Bush), "What proof do you
have that Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?" 
He replied, "We kept the receipts." -- Bill Hicks

Looney Maroon nominee for August 2006 Johnny D Wentzky foamed:
"You never asked someone who goes into areas of the internet that are
only for adults who has an underage id somehow or another if they are a
cop posing as an underage person online?
I guess lots of people just don't watch dateline or read stories much.
Why don;t you go to pervertedjustice,com and see what they do. They are
awash in their self-proclaimed glory after they lied to membners of the
public.
They are awash in their self-proclaimed glory after they posed as an
underage person and agreed to do all sorts of sex acts wioth adult
males, and they are adults posing as teenager themselves. They make
themsleves into liars by falsely impersonating underage persons and by
not fuilfilling the words they tell the victims online in their chats.
Why don't you read it where they tell these victims of their deceit
about how they have been with grown men and such? Why don't you read it
where they say, "That would be cool." after someone makes an advance
towards an adult who is posing as a teenager? And, where they agree to
meet the person, etc.
Lost control, didn't you?
Is that why you feel as if you need to lie so much now? I see where lots
of these false impersonation games are not sticking. They feel as if
they can lie and then order the victims to get counseling in the
gayblade, governmental, pro-choice tax leech counseling centers. They
are doing nothing more than usury and fraud in many cases." -- Wentzky
almost comes out of the closet as a pedo/ephebophile in MID:
<H%%Eg.28916$Uq1.22411@bignews6.bellsouth.net>

To Whom It May Concern: Michael J. Cranston attorney kook is a dogfucker

Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition  wrote:
>On Tue, 08 Jul 2008 21:14:46 -0600, Art Deco sat in thee Comfee Chaire,
>and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
>> The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt wrote:
>>>On Mon, 07 Jul 2008 21:16:47 -0600, Art Deco did most oddly state:
>>>> Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork wrote:
>>>>>Hail Eris! On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 19:40:23 -0600, Eris Kallisti Discordia
>>>>>was laughing at the antics of Art Deco, when they suddenly burst out in
>>>>>tears:
>>>>>> The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt wrote:
>>>>>>>On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 08:58:20 -0600, Art Deco did most oddly state:
>>>>>>>> <"fluty1@msn.com"> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>On Jul 5, 8:55 pm, Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork
>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> >Hail Eris! On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 08:24:02 -0600, Eris Kallisti
>>>>>>>>>> >Discordia was laughing at the antics of Art Deco, when they
>>>>>>>>>> >suddenly burst out in tears:
>>>>>>>>>> >> The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> >>>On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 17:55:44 -0600, Art Deco k'lamed:
>>>>>>>>>> >>>> Joeseph P. Blow wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>On Fri, 4 Jul 2008 16:39:10 -0700 (PDT), Anthony x wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>You know what to do.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>add more groups?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>add more groups?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> >>>add more groups?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> >>add more groups?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> >add more groups?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> add more groups?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>NO... drop dead...instead
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>NO... drop dead...instead
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>NO... drop dead...instead
>>>>>> 
>>>>>>NO... drop dead...instead
>>>>>
>>>>>NO... drop dead...instead
>>>> 
>>>>NO... drop dead...instead
>>>
>>>NO... drop dead...instead
>> 
>>NO... drop dead...instead
>
>NO... drop dead...instead

NO... drop dead...instead

-- 
The famous .sig file quote that Wee Davie Tholen whines about at every
opportunity:

"Substantiation that you regard yourself as a God to be worhsipped [sic]
should be your concern, Deco."
  -- David Tholen

"Art Deco"  wrote in message 
news:120720081623293956%erfc-1024@usa.net...
> Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition  wrote:
>>On Tue, 08 Jul 2008 21:14:46 -0600, Art Deco sat in thee Comfee Chaire,
>>and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
>>> The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt wrote:
>>>>On Mon, 07 Jul 2008 21:16:47 -0600, Art Deco did most oddly state:
>>>>> Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork 
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>Hail Eris! On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 19:40:23 -0600, Eris Kallisti Discordia
>>>>>>was laughing at the antics of Art Deco, when they suddenly burst out 
>>>>>>in
>>>>>>tears:
>>>>>>> The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt wrote:
>>>>>>>>On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 08:58:20 -0600, Art Deco did most oddly state:
>>>>>>>>> <"fluty1@msn.com"> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>On Jul 5, 8:55 pm, Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork
>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> >Hail Eris! On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 08:24:02 -0600, Eris Kallisti
>>>>>>>>>>> >Discordia was laughing at the antics of Art Deco, when they
>>>>>>>>>>> >suddenly burst out in tears:
>>>>>>>>>>> >> The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> >>>On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 17:55:44 -0600, Art Deco k'lamed:
>>>>>>>>>>> >>>> Joeseph P. Blow wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>On Fri, 4 Jul 2008 16:39:10 -0700 (PDT), Anthony x wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>You know what to do.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>add more groups?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>add more groups?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> >>>add more groups?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> >>add more groups?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> >add more groups?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> add more groups?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>NO... drop dead...instead
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>NO... drop dead...instead
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>NO... drop dead...instead
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>NO... drop dead...instead
>>>>>>
>>>>>>NO... drop dead...instead
>>>>>
>>>>>NO... drop dead...instead
>>>>
>>>>NO... drop dead...instead
>>>
>>>NO... drop dead...instead
>>
>>NO... drop dead...instead
>
> NO... drop dead...instead
>
NO...drop dead Deco...instead

In article <120720081623293956%erfc-1024@usa.net>,
 Art Deco  wrote:

> Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition  wrote:
> >On Tue, 08 Jul 2008 21:14:46 -0600, Art Deco sat in thee Comfee Chaire,
> >and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
> >> The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt wrote:
> >>>On Mon, 07 Jul 2008 21:16:47 -0600, Art Deco did most oddly state:
> >>>> Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork wrote:
> >>>>>Hail Eris! On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 19:40:23 -0600, Eris Kallisti Discordia
> >>>>>was laughing at the antics of Art Deco, when they suddenly burst out in
> >>>>>tears:
> >>>>>> The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt wrote:
> >>>>>>>On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 08:58:20 -0600, Art Deco did most oddly state:
> >>>>>>>> <"fluty1@msn.com"> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>On Jul 5, 8:55 pm, Art Deco wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>> Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork
> >>>>>>>>>> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>> >Hail Eris! On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 08:24:02 -0600, Eris Kallisti
> >>>>>>>>>> >Discordia was laughing at the antics of Art Deco, when they
> >>>>>>>>>> >suddenly burst out in tears:
> >>>>>>>>>> >> The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>> >>>On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 17:55:44 -0600, Art Deco k'lamed:
> >>>>>>>>>> >>>> Joeseph P. Blow wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>On Fri, 4 Jul 2008 16:39:10 -0700 (PDT), Anthony x wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>You know what to do.
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>add more groups?
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>add more groups?
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>> >>>add more groups?
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>> >>add more groups?
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>> >add more groups?
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>> add more groups?
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>NO... drop dead...instead
> >>>>>>>> 
> >>>>>>>>NO... drop dead...instead
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>NO... drop dead...instead
> >>>>>> 
> >>>>>>NO... drop dead...instead
> >>>>>
> >>>>>NO... drop dead...instead
> >>>> 
> >>>>NO... drop dead...instead
> >>>
> >>>NO... drop dead...instead
> >> 
> >>NO... drop dead...instead
> >
> >NO... drop dead...instead
> 
> NO... drop dead...instead

NO... Tony was dropped... on his head

-- 
Roofshadow

"Roofshadow"  wrote in message 
news:Roofshadow2004-387062.23373126072008@newsgroups.comcast.net...
> In article <120720081623293956%erfc-1024@usa.net>,
> Art Deco  wrote:
>
>> Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition  wrote:
>> >On Tue, 08 Jul 2008 21:14:46 -0600, Art Deco sat in thee Comfee Chaire,
>> >and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
>> >> The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt wrote:
>> >>>On Mon, 07 Jul 2008 21:16:47 -0600, Art Deco did most oddly state:
>> >>>> Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork 
>> >>>> wrote:
>> >>>>>Hail Eris! On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 19:40:23 -0600, Eris Kallisti 
>> >>>>>Discordia
>> >>>>>was laughing at the antics of Art Deco, when they suddenly burst out 
>> >>>>>in
>> >>>>>tears:
>> >>>>>> The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt wrote:
>> >>>>>>>On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 08:58:20 -0600, Art Deco did most oddly state:
>> >>>>>>>> <"fluty1@msn.com"> wrote:
>> >>>>>>>>>On Jul 5, 8:55 pm, Art Deco wrote:
>> >>>>>>>>>> Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and 
>> >>>>>>>>>> Yardwork
>> >>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>> >>>>>>>>>> >Hail Eris! On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 08:24:02 -0600, Eris Kallisti
>> >>>>>>>>>> >Discordia was laughing at the antics of Art Deco, when they
>> >>>>>>>>>> >suddenly burst out in tears:
>> >>>>>>>>>> >> The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:
>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 17:55:44 -0600, Art Deco k'lamed:
>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>> Joeseph P. Blow wrote:
>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>On Fri, 4 Jul 2008 16:39:10 -0700 (PDT), Anthony x wrote:
>> >>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>You know what to do.
>> >>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>add more groups?
>> >>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>add more groups?
>> >>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>add more groups?
>> >>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>> >>add more groups?
>> >>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>> >add more groups?
>> >>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>> add more groups?
>> >>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>NO... drop dead...instead
>> >>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>NO... drop dead...instead
>> >>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>NO... drop dead...instead
>> >>>>>>
>> >>>>>>NO... drop dead...instead
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>>NO... drop dead...instead
>> >>>>
>> >>>>NO... drop dead...instead
>> >>>
>> >>>NO... drop dead...instead
>> >>
>> >>NO... drop dead...instead
>> >
>> >NO... drop dead...instead
>>
>> NO... drop dead...instead
>
> NO... Tony was dropped... on his head

Just a moment! Is that *our* Tony Wright of the demon.local Old Skool you 
are