On Mon, 11 Aug 2008 20:57:44 +0100, "Peter Hucker" 
wrote:

>On Mon, 11 Aug 2008 20:50:21 +0100, Graz  wrote:
>
>> On Mon, 11 Aug 2008 19:14:05 +0100, "Peter Hucker" 
>> wrote:
>>
>>> On Mon, 11 Aug 2008 19:01:10 +0100, Graz  wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Mon, 11 Aug 2008 18:17:47 +0100, "Peter Hucker" 
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Sun, 10 Aug 2008 22:12:17 +0100, Graz  wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Sun, 10 Aug 2008 17:36:59 +0100, "Peter Hucker" 
>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Sat, 09 Aug 2008 21:17:10 +0100, Graz  wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Yes, me too.  Apparently, prostitution has always been legal.  But
>>>>>>>> much of the peripheral activity surrounding the profession is illegal:
>>>>>>>> soliciting, kerb crawling, living off immoral earnings etc etc.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> What the hell?  So you can do it, but you aren't allowed to do any of the things leading up to it?  That's impossible.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Strange as it may seem, you can do it but only (as the punter) in very
>>>>>> limited circumstances.
>>>>>
>>>>> Ridiculous, it's your body, you should be able to do what you like with it.
>>>>
>>>> Make suicide legal?
>>>
>>> I was thinking more along the lines of recreational drug use.
>>
>> Ah, it's OK to take those but not to buy them or possess them.
>
>DOH!  Who makes up these stupid laws?

The same people who keep telling to say NO to drugs.

>>>>>>>>>>>>> Call this a free country?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> No, you have to pay for sex.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Not if you're the good looking one.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Prostitutes don't give discounts or freebies to "good lookers".
>>>>>>>>>> My experience of the profession is, however, limited to a number of
>>>>>>>>>> Central American countries.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> What I meant was you could be on the receiving end of the cash.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> But that would mean someone else was paying, wouldn't it?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Yes.  But you said "you have to pay for sex". - I don't if she is paying.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> By "you" I meant "one".  Someone still pays.
>>>>>
>>>>> If you go into a shop and get given £10 for taking a bag of oranges, you don't say you have to pay for oranges.
>>>>
>>>> Because it never happens!
>>>
>>> Oranges aren't as versatile as sex.
>>
>> Unless you're a Tory MP called Milligan.
>
>What on earth does he do with them?

He put one in his mouth, dressed up in ladies underwear, and hanged
himself.

On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 00:06:01 +0100, Graz  wrote:

> On Mon, 11 Aug 2008 20:57:44 +0100, "Peter Hucker" 
> wrote:
>
>> On Mon, 11 Aug 2008 20:50:21 +0100, Graz  wrote:
>>
>>> On Mon, 11 Aug 2008 19:14:05 +0100, "Peter Hucker" 
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Mon, 11 Aug 2008 19:01:10 +0100, Graz  wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Mon, 11 Aug 2008 18:17:47 +0100, "Peter Hucker" 
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Sun, 10 Aug 2008 22:12:17 +0100, Graz  wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Sun, 10 Aug 2008 17:36:59 +0100, "Peter Hucker" 
>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Sat, 09 Aug 2008 21:17:10 +0100, Graz  wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> But that would mean someone else was paying, wouldn't it?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Yes.  But you said "you have to pay for sex". - I don't if she is paying.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> By "you" I meant "one".  Someone still pays.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> If you go into a shop and get given £10 for taking a bag of oranges, you don't say you have to pay for oranges.
>>>>>
>>>>> Because it never happens!
>>>>
>>>> Oranges aren't as versatile as sex.
>>>
>>> Unless you're a Tory MP called Milligan.
>>
>> What on earth does he do with them?
>
> He put one in his mouth, dressed up in ladies underwear, and hanged
> himself.

One less Tory MP :-)


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On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 18:05:12 +0100, "Peter Hucker" 
wrote:

>On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 00:06:01 +0100, Graz  wrote:
>
>> On Mon, 11 Aug 2008 20:57:44 +0100, "Peter Hucker" 
>> wrote:
>>
>>> On Mon, 11 Aug 2008 20:50:21 +0100, Graz  wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Mon, 11 Aug 2008 19:14:05 +0100, "Peter Hucker" 
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Mon, 11 Aug 2008 19:01:10 +0100, Graz  wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Mon, 11 Aug 2008 18:17:47 +0100, "Peter Hucker" 
>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Sun, 10 Aug 2008 22:12:17 +0100, Graz  wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Sun, 10 Aug 2008 17:36:59 +0100, "Peter Hucker" 
>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 09 Aug 2008 21:17:10 +0100, Graz  wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> But that would mean someone else was paying, wouldn't it?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Yes.  But you said "you have to pay for sex". - I don't if she is paying.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> By "you" I meant "one".  Someone still pays.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> If you go into a shop and get given £10 for taking a bag of oranges, you don't say you have to pay for oranges.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Because it never happens!
>>>>>
>>>>> Oranges aren't as versatile as sex.
>>>>
>>>> Unless you're a Tory MP called Milligan.
>>>
>>> What on earth does he do with them?
>>
>> He put one in his mouth, dressed up in ladies underwear, and hanged
>> himself.
>
>One less Tory MP :-)

It was a safe Tory seat (excuse the pun).