Gas Guzzler owners could soon face a new hardship. The Institude for Studies 
announced next month that a recent poll showed that most crime is committed 
using Gas Guzzlers. For example, as getaway cars, ram raids and the like.
Therefore any driver stopped by the Police in any of the most polluting cars 
on our roads will be subject to a compulsory 42 day detention with the risk 
of the car being crushed.
A spokesman said, 'This should keep these people off our streets and cut 
crime by 13%'

Mark W wrote:

> Gas Guzzler owners could soon face a new hardship. The Institude for Studies 
> announced next month that a recent poll showed that most crime is committed 
> using Gas Guzzlers. For example, as getaway cars, ram raids and the like.
> Therefore any driver stopped by the Police in any of the most polluting cars 
> on our roads will be subject to a compulsory 42 day detention with the risk 
> of the car being crushed.
> A spokesman said, 'This should keep these people off our streets and cut 
> crime by 13%' 

Especially Mk 10 Jags. As soon as you saw one in "The Sweeney", you knew 
the blaggers would 'ave it away on their toes in it and end up flying 
off a conveniently-placed ramp on to a pile of sand or bricks on a 
building site whilst being chased by the police in a black Rover 2000 
with a blue lamp on top and with a bell ringiong rather than a two-tone 
horn. The Jaguar would then overturn and burst into flames. Well, either 
that or it would be driven over one of the many seaside cliffs you see 
in London and burst into flames a few seconds after making contact with 
the ground.

It would have been so much simpler to impound all Mk 10 Jags.

On Fri, 25 Jul 2008 07:06:36 +0100, "Mark W" <s@o> wrote:

>Gas Guzzler owners could soon face a new hardship. The Institude for Studies 
>announced next month that a recent poll showed that most crime is committed 
>using Gas Guzzlers. For example, as getaway cars, ram raids and the like.
>Therefore any driver stopped by the Police in any of the most polluting cars 
>on our roads will be subject to a compulsory 42 day detention with the risk 
>of the car being crushed.

You missed a bit ... "Gordon Brown will use the revenue from the scrap
metal "HELPING THE POOREST" ". 

>A spokesman said, 'This should keep these people off our streets and cut 
>crime by 13%' 
>

Derek

On Fri, 25 Jul 2008 11:17:17 +0100, JNugent  wrote:

>
>Especially Mk 10 Jags. As soon as you saw one in "The Sweeney", you knew 
>the blaggers would 'ave it away on their toes in it and end up flying 
>off a conveniently-placed ramp on to a pile of sand or bricks on a 
>building site whilst being chased by the police in a black Rover 2000 
>with a blue lamp on top and with a bell ringiong rather than a two-tone 
>horn. The Jaguar would then overturn and burst into flames. Well, either 
>that or it would be driven over one of the many seaside cliffs you see 
>in London and burst into flames a few seconds after making contact with 
>the ground.
>
>It would have been so much simpler to impound all Mk 10 Jags.
>

That was the famous "A.T.V. Jag " which was driven off a cliff whilst
being filmed by about 24 cameras covering every conceivable camera
angle, footage being sold to all and sundry programme makers.

Derek

Derek Geldard  gurgled happily, sounding much
like they were saying:

> You missed a bit ... "Gordon Brown will use the revenue from the scrap
> metal "HELPING THE POOREST" ".

I thought they were doing that themselves currently?

"Mark W" <s@o> wrote in message 
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> Gas Guzzler owners could soon face a new hardship. The Institude for 
> Studies


Who?  Never heard of them.

> announced next month that a recent poll showed that most crime is 
> committed using Gas Guzzlers.

It depends on the type of crime.  A lot of crime is committed in diesel and
electric cars.

>For example, as getaway cars, ram raids and the like.

They don't need to be 4x4 or what you term a sag guzzler.  Any car would do.

> Therefore any driver stopped by the Police in any of the most polluting 
> cars on our roads will be subject to a compulsory 42 day detention with 
> the risk of the car being crushed.

I think you need to be sectioned immediately.  Out of all the similar posts 
that
have had the odd words changed - yours is crap.

> A spokesman said, 'This should keep these people off our streets and cut 
> crime by 13%'

A further mistake on your part, the subject was vehicles and not people.
You definitely need locking up for a week or two for an assessment.

In article , s@o says...
> recent poll showed that most crime is committed 
> using Gas Guzzlers. 
> 
Burglery, mugging, knife crime, drug dealing.
Send them Gas Guzzlers home. Let them see how they like in their own 
countries.

If they don't like the laws here, let them see how they like when they 
can a tyre cut off for looking the wrong way at a well turned wiper.
-- 
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"Paul P"  wrote in message 
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>
> "Mark W" <s@o> wrote in message 
> news:48896d71_1@mk-nntp-2.news.uk.tiscali.com...
>> Gas Guzzler owners could soon face a new hardship. The Institude for 
>> Studies
>
>
> Who?  Never heard of them.
>

Heh, you thick twat.

-- 
Dan
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