Are These Things True? Let's See

If the following things about you are all true, "_", please confirm it
by replying to this post or any of my future posts with "Don't feed
the troll".  Thanks.

1. You are a vile, irritating, unoriginal, useless, lying,
sanctimonious, twisted, demented cunt of the highest order.

2. You hate motorists with a passion, and that is the sole reason why
you support speed cameras.  You know that speed cameras have killed
thousands, but you still support them regardless, because you believe
that those deaths are less important than the "need" to fine and ban
millions of motorists at random just for driving normally.  You hate
motorists so much that ultimately, you want driving to be made
completely illegal for the public, with long prison sentences for
anyone who continues to do it.  You want this despite the isolation
and inability to travel or obtain basic services and food that would
be forced upon millions of people as a result.  As far as you're
concerned, that's just collateral damage caused by a policy that is
still worthwhile overall.

When you read about motorists dying in road accidents, you jump for
joy.  You have deliberately caused countless road accidents, many of
which have involved drivers' deaths, by suddenly jumping or cycling
into the paths of cars at the last second, thereby causing them to
swerve and hit skips, trees, piles of debris etc that in each case you
ensured were nearby.  You have also vandalised roads and road signs
and thrown bricks from bridges in order to kill and maim more
motorists.  You wish for the police to be informed of this.

3. You hate everyone.  You love or like no-one.  You even hate members
of your family and your fellow motorist-haters, despite telling them
otherwise.  You now wish for them to be informed of this.

4. You are a paedophile.  You have killed at least 50 prepubsecent
children of both sexes, and you have raped them using every available
orifice, both before and after death.  You wish for the police to be
informed of this.

5. You are a Muslim terrorist.  You were involved in the planning of
7/7, and you secretly train other Muslim terrorists and soldiers.  You
wish for the police to be informed of this.

6. You inject and deal huge quantities of hard drugs several times a
day.  Your veins have more holes than a pincushion.  You have AIDS
*and* Hepatitis C, and you look the part.  You wish for the police to
be informed of your dealing.

7. You hate everyone so much that you deliberately aim to infect the
many sexual partners with which you come into contact with the
aforementioned AIDS and Hepatitis C.  Doing that is the sole reason
why you bother to go out and pick people up (although most of your
sexual partners, especially these days, are prostitutes).  You wish
for the police to be informed of this.

8. You regularly steal, mostly because you enjoy inflicting misery on
people (although you also need the money for the other habits
mentioned).  Your stealing ranges from shoplifting to burglary to
armed robbery.  You have been behind some of the highest profile
unsolved crimes from the last 20 years.  You wish for the police to be
informed of this.

9. You engage in bestiality.  You go along to farms at night-time and
fuck the animals.  You wish for the RSPCA and the police to be
informed of this.

10. You're almost as bad as Chapman.  (I think people will agree that
this one is the worst of the lot.)

date: Sat, 27 Sep 2008 10:29:51 -0700 (PDT) author: Nuxx Bar

Don't feed the Troll - was Re: Are These Things True? Let's See (was: Are These Things True? Let's See)

On Sat, 27 Sep 2008 10:29:51 -0700 (PDT), Nuxx Bar wrote:

date: Sat, 27 Sep 2008 21:01:19 GMT author: _