As per the thread title - I'm 78 and my wife id 76, and we're becoming 
increasingly fed up of the prejudice displayed towards older people.

For example, we start chatting to our neighbours on a site.  Everything is 
fine as long as we talk about grandchildren, types of grounsheets, or the 
bloody weather  When the conversation turn to sex, however, it's a different 
matter! - they start looking at us as if there's something wrong with us!

Take last bank holiday, for example.  We were on a site near Canterbury (a 
CL) and we started telling the people in the next van (a typically snooty CC 
couple) about the positions we like to adopt when having intercourse.  After 
only a minute or so they asked us to leave! - bloody anti-social prudes!

I suppose, with hindsight,  we should have expected it,  but when they 
discovered us at 3am having sex in their awning,, my wife bending over their 
Cadac, they kicked up one hell of a fuss - threatening to ring the police 
and all sorts of unpleasantness.

As it was, they left the next morning - leaving their Cadac by the bins on 
their way out.

Why can't people be more broadminded and accept that older people have urges 
too?

On 16 May, 23:10, "Sex Mad Sid"  wrote:
> As per the thread title - I'm 78 and my wife id 76, and we're becoming
> increasingly fed up of the prejudice displayed towards older people.
>
> For example, we start chatting to our neighbours on a site.  Everything is
> fine as long as we talk about grandchildren, types of grounsheets, or the
> bloody weather  When the conversation turn to sex, however, it's a different
> matter! - they start looking at us as if there's something wrong with us!
>
> Take last bank holiday, for example.  We were on a site near Canterbury (a
> CL) and we started telling the people in the next van (a typically snooty CC
> couple) about the positions we like to adopt when having intercourse.  After
> only a minute or so they asked us to leave! - bloody anti-social prudes!
>
> I suppose, with hindsight,  we should have expected it,  but when they
> discovered us at 3am having sex in their awning,, my wife bending over their
> Cadac, they kicked up one hell of a fuss - threatening to ring the police
> and all sorts of unpleasantness.
>
> As it was, they left the next morning - leaving their Cadac by the bins on
> their way out.
>
> Why can't people be more broadminded and accept that older people have urges
> too?

ROTFLMAO!

Thanks for a great belly laugh Sid - this is the funniest thing I've
read for a long while.
If you ever pitch up next to me, give us a knock at 3 am before you
start - I'll get my flash out and take some pictures!!

"Lunar475"  wrote in message 
news:d027ea83-b669-4f8e-b48d-c7fc0879667c@y38g2000hsy.googlegroups.com...
> On 16 May, 23:10, "Sex Mad Sid"  wrote:
>> As per the thread title - I'm 78 and my wife id 76, and we're becoming
>> increasingly fed up of the prejudice displayed towards older people.
>>
>> For example, we start chatting to our neighbours on a site.  Everything 
>> is
>> fine as long as we talk about grandchildren, types of grounsheets, or the
>> bloody weather  When the conversation turn to sex, however, it's a 
>> different
>> matter! - they start looking at us as if there's something wrong with us!
>>
>> Take last bank holiday, for example.  We were on a site near Canterbury 
>> (a
>> CL) and we started telling the people in the next van (a typically snooty 
>> CC
>> couple) about the positions we like to adopt when having intercourse. 
>> After
>> only a minute or so they asked us to leave! - bloody anti-social prudes!
>>
>> I suppose, with hindsight,  we should have expected it,  but when they
>> discovered us at 3am having sex in their awning,, my wife bending over 
>> their
>> Cadac, they kicked up one hell of a fuss - threatening to ring the police
>> and all sorts of unpleasantness.
>>
>> As it was, they left the next morning - leaving their Cadac by the bins 
>> on
>> their way out.
>>
>> Why can't people be more broadminded and accept that older people have 
>> urges
>> too?
>
> ROTFLMAO!
>
> Thanks for a great belly laugh Sid - this is the funniest thing I've
> read for a long while.
> If you ever pitch up next to me, give us a knock at 3 am before you
> start - I'll get my flash out and take some pictures!!


----
Alas, the Moderator over at the Practical Caravan forum was not similarly 
amused.

I suspect it's because he's a Beauclaire sort of guy ;)

On 17 May, 10:15, "Sex Mad Sid"  wrote:
> "Lunar475"  wrote in message
>
> news:d027ea83-b669-4f8e-b48d-c7fc0879667c@y38g2000hsy.googlegroups.com...
>
>
>
> > On 16 May, 23:10, "Sex Mad Sid"  wrote:
> >> As per the thread title - I'm 78 and my wife id 76, and we're becoming
> >> increasingly fed up of the prejudice displayed towards older people.
>
> >> For example, we start chatting to our neighbours on a site.  Everything
> >> is
> >> fine as long as we talk about grandchildren, types of grounsheets, or the
> >> bloody weather  When the conversation turn to sex, however, it's a
> >> different
> >> matter! - they start looking at us as if there's something wrong with us!
>
> >> Take last bank holiday, for example.  We were on a site near Canterbury
> >> (a
> >> CL) and we started telling the people in the next van (a typically snooty
> >> CC
> >> couple) about the positions we like to adopt when having intercourse.
> >> After
> >> only a minute or so they asked us to leave! - bloody anti-social prudes!
>
> >> I suppose, with hindsight,  we should have expected it,  but when they
> >> discovered us at 3am having sex in their awning,, my wife bending over
> >> their
> >> Cadac, they kicked up one hell of a fuss - threatening to ring the police
> >> and all sorts of unpleasantness.
>
> >> As it was, they left the next morning - leaving their Cadac by the bins
> >> on
> >> their way out.
>
> >> Why can't people be more broadminded and accept that older people have
> >> urges
> >> too?
>
> > ROTFLMAO!
>
> > Thanks for a great belly laugh Sid - this is the funniest thing I've
> > read for a long while.
> > If you ever pitch up next to me, give us a knock at 3 am before you
> > start - I'll get my flash out and take some pictures!!
>
> ----
> Alas, the Moderator over at the Practical Caravan forum was not similarly
> amused.
>
> I suspect it's because he's a Beauclaire sort of guy ;)

Mary,
Why did you leave the Cadac by the bins ? Could have got a good price
on Ebay!