...then, hurry down to your nearest foreign echange bureau without delay - 
where, thanks to the triumphant success of majority rule in Rhodes...., 
sorry, 'Zimbabwe' (lol!) less than  £2.50 measly UK pounds will buy you a 
couple of genuine half billion 'zimbabwe' (lol!) dollar notes.

Think of all the swanking to be had on your next caravan trip, telling your 
site neighbours of your entry into the Billion Dollar club ;)

Africans! - good with money, and terrific dancers into the bargain.