If you are ever tempted to read or take part in ukcampsite.co.uk be
warned that it is a very censored and very secretive place. The
censorship takes the form of whatever the forum owners decide and no
explanation or information about it is ever forthcoming. I seem to
have got myself blacklisted goodness only knows why, I have not posted
anything contentious, or anything inflamatory, or anything that could
be in any way be considered as an attack on another member or even
anything that was even slightly off topic. I logged on at the weekend
to find that I was unable to answer any message or create a new
message or even edit my profile, I contacted the moderators who will
not explain nor do they seem to be prepared to do anything, they have
not sent me a message saying that such and such a message contravened
our rules because.................., they just censor anything that
they feel like censoring. So if there is anyone here who also
contributes to that forum or ever takes notice of any recommendations
from or even seeks recommedations for caravan sites from there, be
warned take whatever replies you get with a pinch of salt, someone
with a genuine reply may well have said something that one of their
moderators did not agree with an so that opinion or experience will
not be tolerated. 
Bill Lord
I've taken a vow of poverty To annoy me send money

e-mail messages to bill dot lord at uku dot co dot uk 
( Get rid of the spaces  and use symbols for the hyphen at and dots )

"bill lord"  wrote in message 
news:1n2dp3tvqomm94cc65fvatqv5iik4mo47e@4ax.com...
> If you are ever tempted to read or take part in ukcampsite.co.uk be
> warned that it is a very censored and very secretive place. The
> censorship takes the form of whatever the forum owners decide and no
> explanation or information about it is ever forthcoming. I seem to
> have got myself blacklisted goodness only knows why, I have not posted
> anything contentious, or anything inflamatory, or anything that could
> be in any way be considered as an attack on another member or even
> anything that was even slightly off topic. I logged on at the weekend
> to find that I was unable to answer any message or create a new
> message or even edit my profile, I contacted the moderators who will
> not explain nor do they seem to be prepared to do anything, they have
> not sent me a message saying that such and such a message contravened
> our rules because.................., they just censor anything that
> they feel like censoring. So if there is anyone here who also
> contributes to that forum or ever takes notice of any recommendations
> from or even seeks recommedations for caravan sites from there, be
> warned take whatever replies you get with a pinch of salt, someone
> with a genuine reply may well have said something that one of their
> moderators did not agree with an so that opinion or experience will
> not be tolerated.
> Bill Lord
> I've taken a vow of poverty To annoy me send money
>
> e-mail messages to bill dot lord at uku dot co dot uk
> ( Get rid of the spaces  and use symbols for the hyphen at and dots )

Sorry to hear that Bill

Its a forum I refuse to have anything to do with

I've NEVER believed in censorship

I do believe there is no necessity to use bad language

Those that do digress in that manner , get banished to the SIN BIN rapidly

I trust you and the Mrs L are well ,

By the way what's happened with Mary , I've not seen her for AGES

Regards

DieSea

In message , bill lord 
 writes
>If you are ever tempted to read or take part in ukcampsite.co.uk be
>warned that it is a very censored and very secretive place. The
>censorship takes the form of whatever the forum owners decide and no
>explanation or information about it is ever forthcoming. I seem to
>have got myself blacklisted goodness only knows why, I have not posted
>anything contentious, or anything inflamatory, or anything that could
>be in any way be considered as an attack on another member or even
>anything that was even slightly off topic. I logged on at the weekend
>to find that I was unable to answer any message or create a new
>message or even edit my profile, I contacted the moderators who will
>not explain nor do they seem to be prepared to do anything, they have
>not sent me a message saying that such and such a message contravened
>our rules because.................., they just censor anything that
>they feel like censoring. So if there is anyone here who also
>contributes to that forum or ever takes notice of any recommendations
>from or even seeks recommedations for caravan sites from there, be
>warned take whatever replies you get with a pinch of salt, someone
>with a genuine reply may well have said something that one of their
>moderators did not agree with an so that opinion or experience will
>not be tolerated.
>Bill Lord
>I've taken a vow of poverty To annoy me send money
>
>e-mail messages to bill dot lord at uku dot co dot uk
>( Get rid of the spaces  and use symbols for the hyphen at and dots )
I never bother with forums.

After all the rants and raves and abuse in newsgroups can be quite 
amusing.
-- 
hugh
Reply to address is valid at the time of posting

hugh said the following on 23/01/2008 02:54:
> In message , bill lord 
>  writes
>> If you are ever tempted to read or take part in ukcampsite.co.uk be
>> warned that it is a very censored and very secretive place. 



> I never bother with forums.
> 
> After all the rants and raves and abuse in newsgroups can be quite amusing.

Indeed, some people take life far too seriously, a bit of banter puts the 
problems of owning a British built caravan (!) etc in perspective!

Roy

"bill lord"  wrote in message 
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> If you are ever tempted to read or take part in ukcampsite.co.uk be
> warned that it is a very censored and very secretive place. The
> censorship takes the form of whatever the forum owners decide and no
> explanation or information about it is ever forthcoming. I seem to
> have got myself blacklisted goodness only knows why, I have not posted
> anything contentious, or anything inflamatory, or anything that could
> be in any way be considered as an attack on another member or even
> anything that was even slightly off topic. I logged on at the weekend
> to find that I was unable to answer any message or create a new
> message or even edit my profile, I contacted the moderators who will
> not explain nor do they seem to be prepared to do anything, they have
> not sent me a message saying that such and such a message contravened
> our rules because.................., they just censor anything that
> they feel like censoring. So if there is anyone here who also
> contributes to that forum or ever takes notice of any recommendations
> from or even seeks recommedations for caravan sites from there, be
> warned take whatever replies you get with a pinch of salt, someone
> with a genuine reply may well have said something that one of their
> moderators did not agree with an so that opinion or experience will
> not be tolerated.

Then just stop using it.

Rgds

Andy R

"bill lord"  wrote in message 
news:1n2dp3tvqomm94cc65fvatqv5iik4mo47e@4ax.com...
> If you are ever tempted to read or take part in ukcampsite.co.uk be
> warned that it is a very censored and very secretive place. The
> censorship takes the form of whatever the forum owners decide and no
> explanation or information about it is ever forthcoming. I seem to
> have got myself blacklisted goodness only knows why, I have not posted
> anything contentious, or anything inflamatory, or anything that could
> be in any way be considered as an attack on another member or even
> anything that was even slightly off topic. I logged on at the weekend
> to find that I was unable to answer any message or create a new
> message or even edit my profile, I contacted the moderators who will
> not explain nor do they seem to be prepared to do anything, they have
> not sent me a message saying that such and such a message contravened
> our rules because.................., they just censor anything that
> they feel like censoring. So if there is anyone here who also
> contributes to that forum or ever takes notice of any recommendations
> from or even seeks recommedations for caravan sites from there, be
> warned take whatever replies you get with a pinch of salt, someone
> with a genuine reply may well have said something that one of their
> moderators did not agree with an so that opinion or experience will
> not be tolerated.
> Bill Lord
> I've taken a vow of poverty To annoy me send money
>
> e-mail messages to bill dot lord at uku dot co dot uk
> ( Get rid of the spaces  and use symbols for the hyphen at and dots )

I do occasionally use that forum and I find the site search useful. And it 
has stopped us from making a few bad choices, but I find that you have to 
take the reviews of the sites by users none to serious as some sites that I 
have been to and though wonderful others have slagged into oblivion.

On Wed, 23 Jan 2008 01:12:36 -0000, "DieSea"
<DieSea.NoSpamPlease@nnttwlwoorrlldd.ccoomm> wrote:

>Sorry to hear that Bill
It is of no consequence, it just goes to show that what we have said
in here before on the subject is correct.
>
>Its a forum I refuse to have anything to do with

So do I now, whether they return my permissions or not that is me out
of there.
>
>I've NEVER believed in censorship

Nope
>
>I do believe there is no necessity to use bad language
correct
>
>Those that do digress in that manner , get banished to the SIN BIN rapidly
I sin bin those that have nothing to do with caravanning and forgive
the rest, always remembering the maxim to err is human to forgive
divine  
>
>I trust you and the Mrs L are well ,

Very well, active grandparents since November. 
>
>By the way what's happened with Mary , I've not seen her for AGES

No idea. 
Bill Lord
I've taken a vow of poverty To annoy me send money

e-mail messages to bill dot lord at uku dot co dot uk 
( Get rid of the spaces  and use symbols for the hyphen at and dots )

On Wed, 23 Jan 2008 02:54:10 +0000, hugh  wrote:

>I never bother with forums.
>
>After all the rants and raves and abuse in newsgroups can be quite 
>amusing.

I quite enjoy reading what people have to say and if I can help a few
people as much as I have been helped over the years then all well and
good. The rants and raves i pass over quite quickly, and make sure I
do not see them again. 
Bill Lord
I've taken a vow of poverty To annoy me send money

e-mail messages to bill dot lord at uku dot co dot uk 
( Get rid of the spaces  and use symbols for the hyphen at and dots )

On Wed, 23 Jan 2008 07:13:34 +0000, Roy  wrote:

>hugh said the following on 23/01/2008 02:54:
>> In message , bill lord 
>>  writes
>>> If you are ever tempted to read or take part in ukcampsite.co.uk be
>>> warned that it is a very censored and very secretive place. 
>
>
>
>> I never bother with forums.
>> 
>> After all the rants and raves and abuse in newsgroups can be quite amusing.
>
>Indeed, some people take life far too seriously, a bit of banter puts the 
>problems of owning a British built caravan (!) etc in perspective!
 
Exactly mind you I smile whenever british built vans are mentioned I
bought a german one. Mind you the outside is built like a tank and so
far has resisted all attempts by the weather to gain ingress, but the
insides are to me no more durable that anything british and are infact
a lot less durable than the 1994 award that I had previously. 


Bill Lord
I've taken a vow of poverty To annoy me send money

e-mail messages to bill dot lord at uku dot co dot uk 
( Get rid of the spaces  and use symbols for the hyphen at and dots )

On Wed, 23 Jan 2008 11:30:39 -0000, "Campa-Man"
 wrote:

>I do occasionally use that forum and I find the site search useful. And it 
>has stopped us from making a few bad choices, but I find that you have to 
>take the reviews of the sites by users none to serious as some sites that I 
>have been to and though wonderful others have slagged into oblivion. 

I would now be very very cautious of any recommendation for a site
from that source, they obviously censor things quite substantially. 
Bill Lord
I've taken a vow of poverty To annoy me send money

e-mail messages to bill dot lord at uku dot co dot uk 
( Get rid of the spaces  and use symbols for the hyphen at and dots )

bill lord said the following on 23/01/2008 23:57:

>>> After all the rants and raves and abuse in newsgroups can be quite amusing.
>> Indeed, some people take life far too seriously, a bit of banter puts the 
>> problems of owning a British built caravan (!) etc in perspective!
>  
> Exactly mind you I smile whenever british built vans are mentioned I
> bought a german one. Mind you the outside is built like a tank and so
> far has resisted all attempts by the weather to gain ingress, but the
> insides are to me no more durable that anything british and are infact
> a lot less durable than the 1994 award that I had previously. 
> 
> 

That's what I mean't - many a true word spoken in jest.....!

Roy

bill lord said the following on 23/01/2008 23:53:
> On Wed, 23 Jan 2008 01:12:36 -0000, "DieSea"
> <DieSea.NoSpamPlease@nnttwlwoorrlldd.ccoomm> wrote:
> 
>
>> By the way what's happened with Mary , I've not seen her for AGES
> 
> No idea. 
> Bill Lord
> 
Wandering a bit off topic -
Missing Mary possibly suffering the same fate as many Tiscali users - Port 
blocking of port 119 at peak periods effectively preventing access to 
newsgroups at the time of day that most people expect to use them.

Roy

"DieSea" <DieSea.NoSpamPlease@nnttwlwoorrlldd.ccoomm> wrote in message 
news:4796946d$0$21094$da0feed9@news.zen.co.uk...
>
> "bill lord"  wrote in message 
> news:1n2dp3tvqomm94cc65fvatqv5iik4mo47e@4ax.com...
>> If you are ever tempted to read or take part in ukcampsite.co.uk be
>> warned that it is a very censored and very secretive place. The
>> censorship takes the form of whatever the forum owners decide and no
>> explanation or information about it is ever forthcoming. I seem to
>> have got myself blacklisted goodness only knows why, I have not posted
>> anything contentious, or anything inflamatory, or anything that could
>> be in any way be considered as an attack on another member or even
>> anything that was even slightly off topic.
...

Bill, you're well known for breaking all the rules of newsgroups and never 
having anything useful to offer!

:-)

> Sorry to hear that Bill
>
> Its a forum I refuse to have anything to do with

Nor me.
>
> I've NEVER believed in censorship

Nor me.
>
> I do believe there is no necessity to use bad language

So do I.
>
> Those that do digress in that manner , get banished to the SIN BIN rapidly

Yup.
>
> I trust you and the Mrs L are well ,

Bill - I hope you enjoy your new grandchild. The novelty has worn off with 
us after 22 years and ten grandchildren - one living with us now as we 
thought we'd settled into a good Darby and Joan lifestyle. We'll even have 
to resurrect a bunk in the 'van.
>
> By the way what's happened with Mary , I've not seen her for AGES

Long story, involving a death before Christmas* artificial respiration not 
working until second week in January - then problems with my server (NOT 
Tiscali!).

When Life returned I couldn't find urc. Someone's just mailed me and I tried 
to find you all again and hey presto! Since I always read the handsome Bill 
and lovely Die Sea this thread was the first I turned to.

Now to see what Neil has to say :-)

Nice to be back,

Mary
* my hard drive :-(

On Sat, 26 Jan 2008 16:00:38 -0000, "Mary Fisher"
 wrote:

>Bill, you're well known for breaking all the rules of newsgroups and never 
>having anything useful to offer!

Ok it's a fair cop I'll accept the smacked hand. I still think that
people need to be aware that some of these forums are heavily censored
and that their members never ever get to know about it.

Bill Lord
I've taken a vow of poverty To annoy me send money

e-mail messages to bill dot lord at uku dot co dot uk 
( Get rid of the spaces  and use symbols for the hyphen at and dots )

On Sat, 26 Jan 2008 16:00:38 -0000, "Mary Fisher"
 wrote:

>Bill - I hope you enjoy your new grandchild. The novelty has worn off with 
>us after 22 years and ten grandchildren - one living with us now as we 
>thought we'd settled into a good Darby and Joan lifestyle. We'll even have 
>to resurrect a bunk in the 'van.

We have waited a long time for her to arrive and we ARE going to enjoy
her.  WE are even thinking that in the not too distant future we shall
have to swap our two berth ( see this message is on topic ) for a 4
berth.

Bill Lord
I've taken a vow of poverty To annoy me send money

e-mail messages to bill dot lord at uku dot co dot uk 
( Get rid of the spaces  and use symbols for the hyphen at and dots )

"bill lord"  wrote in message 
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> On Sat, 26 Jan 2008 16:00:38 -0000, "Mary Fisher"
>  wrote:
>
>>Bill, you're well known for breaking all the rules of newsgroups and never
>>having anything useful to offer!
>
> Ok it's a fair cop I'll accept the smacked hand.

I can't smack anything when my tongue's in my cheek!

> I still think that
> people need to be aware that some of these forums are heavily censored
> and that their members never ever get to know about it.

I think you're right.

You're always right :-)

Mary

"Mary Fisher"  wrote in message 
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>
> "DieSea" <DieSea.NoSpamPlease@nnttwlwoorrlldd.ccoomm> wrote in message 
> news:4796946d$0$21094$da0feed9@news.zen.co.uk...
>>
>> "bill lord"  wrote in message 
>> news:1n2dp3tvqomm94cc65fvatqv5iik4mo47e@4ax.com...

 When Life returned I couldn't find urc. Someone's just mailed me and I tried
> to find you all again and hey presto! Since I always read the handsome Bill and 
> lovely Die Sea this thread was the first I turned to.
>
> Now to see what Neil has to say :-)
>
> Nice to be back,
>
> Mary
> * my hard drive :-(
>
>
>

Welcome Back

Nice to see you again

Happy New year Mary

And very remiss of me Bill

Congratulations , I hope you can remember how to change nappies

<Evil Grin >

DieSea

"bill lord"  wrote in message 
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> On Sat, 26 Jan 2008 16:00:38 -0000, "Mary Fisher"
>  wrote:
>
>>Bill - I hope you enjoy your new grandchild. The novelty has worn off with
>>us after 22 years and ten grandchildren - one living with us now as we
>>thought we'd settled into a good Darby and Joan lifestyle. We'll even have
>>to resurrect a bunk in the 'van.
>
> We have waited a long time for her to arrive and we ARE going to enjoy
> her.  WE are even thinking that in the not too distant future we shall
> have to swap our two berth ( see this message is on topic ) for a 4
> berth.

Yes, I thought I was quite clever getting back to caravanning :-)

Trouble is, our lodger is full size - taller than me. Mind you, as my 
grandma used to say: that's not very big.

Mary


>
> Bill Lord
> I've taken a vow of poverty To annoy me send money
>
> e-mail messages to bill dot lord at uku dot co dot uk
> ( Get rid of the spaces  and use symbols for the hyphen at and dots )

"Mary Fisher"  wrote in message 
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>
> "bill lord"  wrote in message 
> news:unnmp3lcf0s0t4v9r341tgk0ibt1ibtbil@4ax.com...
>> On Sat, 26 Jan 2008 16:00:38 -0000, "Mary Fisher"
>>  wrote:
>>
>>>Bill - I hope you enjoy your new grandchild. The novelty has worn off with
>>>us after 22 years and ten grandchildren - one living with us now as we
>>>thought we'd settled into a good Darby and Joan lifestyle. We'll even have
>>>to resurrect a bunk in the 'van.
>>
>> We have waited a long time for her to arrive and we ARE going to enjoy
>> her.  WE are even thinking that in the not too distant future we shall
>> have to swap our two berth ( see this message is on topic ) for a 4
>> berth.
>
> Yes, I thought I was quite clever getting back to caravanning :-)
>
> Trouble is, our lodger is full size - taller than me. Mind you, as my grandma 
> used to say: that's not very big.
>
> Mary
>
>
>>
>> Bill Lord
>> I've taken a vow of poverty To annoy me send money
>>
>> e-mail messages to bill dot lord at uku dot co dot uk
>> ( Get rid of the spaces  and use symbols for the hyphen at and dots )
>
>

I'm a diminutive 5ft  6 1/2? inches

Number one lad is 6ft 7inches

But I've got 35 years more experience than he has

There's an old saying " The bigger they are the................

Ohhh Dear I've forgotten the rest of they saying

It must be old age

;-)))))

DieSea

"DieSea" <DieSea.NoSpamPlease@nnttwlwoorrlldd.ccoomm> wrote in message 
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>

...
>>
>> Trouble is, our lodger is full size - taller than me. Mind you, as my 
>> grandma used to say: that's not very big.
>>
>> Mary
>>
>>
>>
>
> I'm a diminutive 5ft  6 1/2? inches

That's not diminutive - even bigger than Spouse!
>
> Number one lad is 6ft 7inches

Hmm.

How big was your milkman ... ?
>
> But I've got 35 years more experience than he has
>
> There's an old saying " The bigger they are the................
>
> Ohhh Dear I've forgotten the rest of they saying

Sorlright Darling, so have I .
>
> It must be old age

It certainly is in my case.

What's more worrying is that No 1 child is getting forgetful and her 
children say it's her age ...

Mary

"DieSea" <DieSea.NoSpamPlease@nnttwlwoorrlldd.ccoomm> wrote in message 
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>
...
>>
>> Nice to be back,
>>
>> Mary
>> * my hard drive :-(
>>
>>
>>
>
> Welcome Back
>
> Nice to see you again

Thank you!

>
> Happy New year Mary

And to you - and everyone.
>
> And very remiss of me Bill
>
> Congratulations , I hope you can remember how to change nappies

? Isn't that woman's work? ... except that they don't have proper nappies 
these days so perhaps me do it now that they don't have to think hard about 
it.

Mary
>
> <Evil Grin >

Ditto.
>
> DieSea
>

"Mary Fisher"  wrote in message 
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>
> "DieSea" <DieSea.NoSpamPlease@nnttwlwoorrlldd.ccoomm> wrote in message 
> news:479b62a7$0$21096$da0feed9@news.zen.co.uk...
>>
>> I'm a diminutive 5ft  6 1/2? inches
>
> That's not diminutive - even bigger than Spouse!
>>
>> Number one lad is 6ft 7inches
>
> Hmm.
>
> How big was your milkman ... ?

No wasnt the milkman

But 'is 'orse knew when to stop !!

>>
> Sorlright Darling, so have I .
>>
>> It must be old age
>
> It certainly is in my case.
>
> What's more worrying is that No 1 child is getting forgetful and her children 
> say it's her age ...
>
> Mary
>

I shall be tooooo  polite to ASK

<GRIN>

DieSea

"Mary Fisher"  wrote in message 
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>
> "DieSea" <DieSea.NoSpamPlease@nnttwlwoorrlldd.ccoomm> wrote in message 
> news:479b6099$0$21104$da0feed9@news.zen.co.uk...
>>

>> And very remiss of me Bill
>>
>> Congratulations , I hope you can remember how to change nappies
>
> ? Isn't that woman's work? ... except that they don't have proper nappies these 
> days so perhaps me do it now that they don't have to think hard about it.
>

Nahhhh not nowadays

Great grandad acoss the road looks after his wife and his three year old  great 
grand daughter

He has his hands full

> Mary
>>
>> <Evil Grin >
>
> Ditto.
>>
>> DieSea
>>
>
>

On Sat, 26 Jan 2008 16:32:43 -0000, "Mary Fisher"
 wrote:

>Trouble is, our lodger is full size - taller than me. Mind you, as my 
>grandma used to say: that's not very big.

The bigger they come the harder they fall.
Bill Lord
I've taken a vow of poverty To annoy me send money

e-mail messages to bill dot lord at uku dot co dot uk 
( Get rid of the spaces  and use symbols for the hyphen at and dots )

On Sat, 26 Jan 2008 16:32:51 -0000, "DieSea"
<DieSea.NoSpamPlease@nnttwlwoorrlldd.ccoomm> wrote:

>Congratulations , I hope you can remember how to change nappies

have you seen modern nappies? they resemble someting that comes from
out of space, technology has even got into a simple ctton nappy. Mind
you it makes them a doddle to change. 
These youngsters can't manage anything that needs a bit of origami to
sort it out. 

Bill Lord
I've taken a vow of poverty To annoy me send money

e-mail messages to bill dot lord at uku dot co dot uk 
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"bill lord"  wrote in message 
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> On Sat, 26 Jan 2008 16:32:51 -0000, "DieSea"
> <DieSea.NoSpamPlease@nnttwlwoorrlldd.ccoomm> wrote:
>
>>Congratulations , I hope you can remember how to change nappies
>
> have you seen modern nappies?

My Mrs. ( A midwife of 40 years  + ) tells me you mdont even have to was the 
nappies

AND Further more

It doensnt matter where the SAFTEY pin goes

<Hee Hee >

DieSea

"DieSea" <DieSea.NoSpamPlease@nnttwlwoorrlldd.ccoomm> wrote in message 
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>
> "bill lord"  wrote in message 
> news:1mgnp3p3p47lnprt5hbbviqentrobmh45s@4ax.com...
>> On Sat, 26 Jan 2008 16:32:51 -0000, "DieSea"
>> <DieSea.NoSpamPlease@nnttwlwoorrlldd.ccoomm> wrote:
>>
>>>Congratulations , I hope you can remember how to change nappies
>>
>> have you seen modern nappies?
>
> My Mrs. ( A midwife of 40 years  + ) tells me you mdont even have to was the 
> nappies
>
> AND Further more
>
> It doensnt matter where the SAFTEY pin goes
>
> <Hee Hee >
>
> DieSea
>
>
>

OOOOOOPS let get it right

My Mrs. ( A midwife of 40 years  + ) tells me you don't even have to wash the 
nappies

Further more

It doesn't matter where the SAFETY pin goes

<Hee Hee >

Sorry spell chucker has gone on strike

DieSea

On Sat, 26 Jan 2008 23:51:17 -0000, "DieSea"
<DieSea.NoSpamPlease@nnttwlwoorrlldd.ccoomm> wrote:

>My Mrs. ( A midwife of 40 years  + ) tells me you mdont even have to was the 
>nappies

My son and what is more his wife is of the same opinion as myself that
the cost of disposable nappies is outrageous and that he does not want
to have to buy a couple of acres of landfill to bury his babies
nappies in. So they have cotton towelling ones. Not squares mind you
but fancy shaped things with wings all over the palce and velcro
instead of nappy pins. 
They are just chicken and haven't the courage to stick a nappy pin
into a nappy, it's unsafe you know having such sharp things around a
baby. Somebody has done a risk analysis on it and found that nappy
pins have a sharp point and that just occasionally some poor wee thing
might get scratched. I don't know how our kids survived. (:-)
>
>AND Further more
>
>It doensnt matter where the SAFTEY pin goes
Bill Lord
I've taken a vow of poverty To annoy me send money

e-mail messages to bill dot lord at uku dot co dot uk 
( Get rid of the spaces  and use symbols for the hyphen at and dots )

In message <479b6795$0$765$4c56ba96@master.news.zetnet.net>, Mary Fisher 
 writes
>
>"DieSea" <DieSea.NoSpamPlease@nnttwlwoorrlldd.ccoomm> wrote in message
>news:479b62a7$0$21096$da0feed9@news.zen.co.uk...
>>
>
>...
>>>
>>> Trouble is, our lodger is full size - taller than me. Mind you, as my
>>> grandma used to say: that's not very big.
>>>
>>> Mary
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>
>> I'm a diminutive 5ft  6 1/2? inches
>
>That's not diminutive - even bigger than Spouse!
>>
>> Number one lad is 6ft 7inches
>
>Hmm.
>
>How big was your milkman ... ?
>>
>> But I've got 35 years more experience than he has
>>
>> There's an old saying " The bigger they are the................
>>
>> Ohhh Dear I've forgotten the rest of they saying
>
>Sorlright Darling, so have I .
>>
>> It must be old age
>
>It certainly is in my case.
>
>What's more worrying is that No 1 child is getting forgetful and her
>children say it's her age ...
>
>Mary
>
>


Oh no she's back.

Zap.............Killfile
-- 


Jim

In message <479b6fb4$0$21103$da0feed9@news.zen.co.uk>, DieSea 
<DieSea.NoSpamPlease@nnttwlwoorrlldd.ccoomm> writes
>
>"Mary Fisher"  wrote in message
>news:479b6795$0$765$4c56ba96@master.news.zetnet.net...
>>
>> "DieSea" <DieSea.NoSpamPlease@nnttwlwoorrlldd.ccoomm> wrote in message
>> news:479b62a7$0$21096$da0feed9@news.zen.co.uk...
>>>
>>> I'm a diminutive 5ft  6 1/2? inches
>>
>> That's not diminutive - even bigger than Spouse!
>>>
>>> Number one lad is 6ft 7inches
>>
>> Hmm.
>>
>> How big was your milkman ... ?
>
>No wasnt the milkman
>
>But 'is 'orse knew when to stop !!
>
>>>
>> Sorlright Darling, so have I .
>>>
>>> It must be old age
>>
>> It certainly is in my case.
>>
>> What's more worrying is that No 1 child is getting forgetful and her 
>>children
>> say it's her age ...
>>
>> Mary
>>
>
>I shall be tooooo  polite to ASK
>
><GRIN>
>
>DieSea
>
>


Re Mary Zap............Killfile
-- 


Jim

In message , bill lord 
 writes
>On Sat, 26 Jan 2008 16:32:43 -0000, "Mary Fisher"
> wrote:
>
>>Trouble is, our lodger is full size - taller than me. Mind you, as my
>>grandma used to say: that's not very big.
>
>The bigger they come the harder they fall.
>Bill Lord
>I've taken a vow of poverty To annoy me send money
>
>e-mail messages to bill dot lord at uku dot co dot uk
>( Get rid of the spaces  and use symbols for the hyphen at and dots )


Re: Mary  Zap............Killfile
-- 


Jim

In message <479b62a7$0$21096$da0feed9@news.zen.co.uk>, DieSea 
<DieSea.NoSpamPlease@nnttwlwoorrlldd.ccoomm> writes
>
>"Mary Fisher"  wrote in message
>news:479b60b4$0$761$4c56ba96@master.news.zetnet.net...
>>
>> "bill lord"  wrote in message
>> news:unnmp3lcf0s0t4v9r341tgk0ibt1ibtbil@4ax.com...
>>> On Sat, 26 Jan 2008 16:00:38 -0000, "Mary Fisher"
>>>  wrote:
>>>
>>>>Bill - I hope you enjoy your new grandchild. The novelty has worn off with
>>>>us after 22 years and ten grandchildren - one living with us now as we
>>>>thought we'd settled into a good Darby and Joan lifestyle. We'll even have
>>>>to resurrect a bunk in the 'van.
>>>
>>> We have waited a long time for her to arrive and we ARE going to enjoy
>>> her.  WE are even thinking that in the not too distant future we shall
>>> have to swap our two berth ( see this message is on topic ) for a 4
>>> berth.
>>
>> Yes, I thought I was quite clever getting back to caravanning :-)
>>
>> Trouble is, our lodger is full size - taller than me. Mind you, as my 
>>grandma
>> used to say: that's not very big.
>>
>> Mary
>>
>>
>>>
>>> Bill Lord
>>> I've taken a vow of poverty To annoy me send money
>>>
>>> e-mail messages to bill dot lord at uku dot co dot uk
>>> ( Get rid of the spaces  and use symbols for the hyphen at and dots )
>>
>>
>
>I'm a diminutive 5ft  6 1/2? inches
>
>Number one lad is 6ft 7inches
>
>But I've got 35 years more experience than he has
>
>There's an old saying " The bigger they are the................
>
>Ohhh Dear I've forgotten the rest of they saying
>
>It must be old age
>
>;-)))))
>
>DieSea
>
>
Or is it adage?
-- 
hugh
Reply to address is valid at the time of posting

"DieSea" <DieSea.NoSpamPlease@nnttwlwoorrlldd.ccoomm> wrote in message 
news:479b6fb4$0$21103$da0feed9@news.zen.co.uk...
>
> "Mary Fisher"  wrote in message 
> news:479b6795$0$765$4c56ba96@master.news.zetnet.net...
>>
>> "DieSea" <DieSea.NoSpamPlease@nnttwlwoorrlldd.ccoomm> wrote in message 
>> news:479b62a7$0$21096$da0feed9@news.zen.co.uk...
>>>
>>> I'm a diminutive 5ft  6 1/2? inches
>>
>> That's not diminutive - even bigger than Spouse!
>>>
>>> Number one lad is 6ft 7inches
>>
>> Hmm.
>>
>> How big was your milkman ... ?
>
> No wasnt the milkman
>
> But 'is 'orse knew when to stop !!
>
>>>
>> Sorlright Darling, so have I .
>>>
>>> It must be old age
>>
>> It certainly is in my case.
>>
>> What's more worrying is that No 1 child is getting forgetful and her 
>> children say it's her age ...
>>
>> Mary
>>
>
> I shall be tooooo  polite to ASK

Can't remember :-)

Mary

"bill lord"  wrote in message 
news:1mgnp3p3p47lnprt5hbbviqentrobmh45s@4ax.com...
> On Sat, 26 Jan 2008 16:32:51 -0000, "DieSea"
> <DieSea.NoSpamPlease@nnttwlwoorrlldd.ccoomm> wrote:
>
>>Congratulations , I hope you can remember how to change nappies
>
> have you seen modern nappies? they resemble someting that comes from
> out of space, technology has even got into a simple ctton nappy. Mind
> you it makes them a doddle to change.
> These youngsters can't manage anything that needs a bit of origami to
> sort it out.

Yes but the landfill ... and expense. And don't quote figures to me, I know 
the real ones.

Mary

"DieSea" <DieSea.NoSpamPlease@nnttwlwoorrlldd.ccoomm> wrote in message 
news:479bc757$0$13933$fa0fcedb@news.zen.co.uk...
>
> "bill lord"  wrote in message 
> news:1mgnp3p3p47lnprt5hbbviqentrobmh45s@4ax.com...
>> On Sat, 26 Jan 2008 16:32:51 -0000, "DieSea"
>> <DieSea.NoSpamPlease@nnttwlwoorrlldd.ccoomm> wrote:
>>
>>>Congratulations , I hope you can remember how to change nappies
>>
>> have you seen modern nappies?
>
> My Mrs. ( A midwife of 40 years  + ) tells me you mdont even have to was 
> the nappies
>
> AND Further more
>
> It doensnt matter where the SAFTEY pin goes

Not if you're deaf.

I did it once ...

Mary

"bill lord"  wrote in message 
news:9pknp3lc7nqgqu94rah2100olsq2oag87b@4ax.com...
> On Sat, 26 Jan 2008 23:51:17 -0000, "DieSea"
> <DieSea.NoSpamPlease@nnttwlwoorrlldd.ccoomm> wrote:
>
>>My Mrs. ( A midwife of 40 years  + ) tells me you mdont even have to was 
>>the
>>nappies
>
> My son and what is more his wife is of the same opinion as myself that
> the cost of disposable nappies is outrageous and that he does not want
> to have to buy a couple of acres of landfill to bury his babies
> nappies in. So they have cotton towelling ones. Not squares mind you
> but fancy shaped things with wings all over the palce and velcro
> instead of nappy pins.
> They are just chicken and haven't the courage to stick a nappy pin
> into a nappy, it's unsafe you know having such sharp things around a
> baby. Somebody has done a risk analysis on it and found that nappy
> pins have a sharp point and that just occasionally some poor wee thing
> might get scratched. I don't know how our kids survived. (:-)

Quite.

I bought a daughter some advanced nappies, they didn't have Velcro but they 
did have tapes.

I mean!

You don't have any fun making up new folds with such things!

Mary

On Sat, 26 Jan 2008 16:00:38 -0000, "Mary Fisher"
 wrote:
>Bill - I hope you enjoy your new grandchild. The novelty has worn off with 
>us after 22 years and ten grandchildren - one living with us now as we 
>thought we'd settled into a good Darby and Joan lifestyle. We'll even have 
>to resurrect a bunk in the 'van.
>>
>> By the way what's happened with Mary , I've not seen her for AGES
>
>Long story, involving a death before Christmas* artificial respiration not 
>working until second week in January - then problems with my server (NOT 
>Tiscali!).
>
>When Life returned I couldn't find urc. Someone's just mailed me and I tried 
>to find you all again and hey presto! Since I always read the handsome Bill 
>and lovely Die Sea this thread was the first I turned to.
>
>Now to see what Neil has to say :-)
>
>Nice to be back,
>
>Mary
>* my hard drive :-(
>
>
Hi Mary,

Nice to see you back - I'm still here listening and ready to chip in
when I've something constructive to add(or ask!)

As for forums(fora?), I used to subscribe to a camping one many, many
years ago before uk.rec.camping was born, but although it could be
useful at times, I still preferred newsgroups and the ability to read
off-line.  Still being on dial-up, I find a good off-line news
reader(Agent) to be far faster than any web based forum.  I too, do
not agree with any one individual having the power of censorship, and
thus have never bothered with forums since that time.

All the best

Neil

(Reply via NG please)

On Wed, 23 Jan 2008 00:41:48 +0000, bill lord 
wrote:

>If you are ever tempted to read or take part in ukcampsite.co.uk be
>warned that it is a very censored and very secretive place. The
>censorship takes the form of whatever the forum owners decide and no
>explanation or information about it is ever forthcoming. I seem to
>have got myself blacklisted goodness only knows why, I have not posted
>anything contentious, or anything inflamatory, or anything that could
>be in any way be considered as an attack on another member or even
>anything that was even slightly off topic. I logged on at the weekend
>to find that I was unable to answer any message or create a new
>message or even edit my profile, I contacted the moderators who will
>not explain nor do they seem to be prepared to do anything, they have
>not sent me a message saying that such and such a message contravened
>our rules because.................., they just censor anything that
>they feel like censoring. So if there is anyone here who also
>contributes to that forum or ever takes notice of any recommendations
>from or even seeks recommedations for caravan sites from there, be
>warned take whatever replies you get with a pinch of salt, someone
>with a genuine reply may well have said something that one of their
>moderators did not agree with an so that opinion or experience will
>not be tolerated. 

The latest update, I was going to just leave it but this one really
takes the biscuit. Just out of interest I asked why I had had my
permissions removed and I got a message back to which the only
possible interpretation is that the moderator ian@ukcampsite.co.uk
thinks that he is clairvoyant. Apparently I was banned on the 19th
January because of the message that I was going to post ( and did post
) on here on the 23rd Jan. 

Bill Lord
I've taken a vow of poverty To annoy me send money

e-mail messages to bill dot lord at uku dot co dot uk 
( Get rid of the spaces  and use symbols for the hyphen at and dots )

"bill lord"  wrote in message 
news:lcevp3lf52km5rafjupdankhrs1drrq5or@4ax.com...
> On Wed, 23 Jan 2008 00:41:48 +0000, bill lord 
> wrote:
>
>>If you are ever tempted to read or take part in ukcampsite.co.uk be
>>warned that it is a very censored and very secretive place. The
>>censorship takes the form of whatever the forum owners decide and no
>>explanation or information about it is ever forthcoming. I seem to
>>have got myself blacklisted goodness only knows why, I have not posted
>>anything contentious, or anything inflamatory, or anything that could
>>be in any way be considered as an attack on another member or even
>>anything that was even slightly off topic. I logged on at the weekend
>>to find that I was unable to answer any message or create a new
>>message or even edit my profile, I contacted the moderators who will
>>not explain nor do they seem to be prepared to do anything, they have
>>not sent me a message saying that such and such a message contravened
>>our rules because.................., they just censor anything that
>>they feel like censoring. So if there is anyone here who also
>>contributes to that forum or ever takes notice of any recommendations
>>from or even seeks recommedations for caravan sites from there, be
>>warned take whatever replies you get with a pinch of salt, someone
>>with a genuine reply may well have said something that one of their
>>moderators did not agree with an so that opinion or experience will
>>not be tolerated.
>
> The latest update, I was going to just leave it but this one really
> takes the biscuit. Just out of interest I asked why I had had my
> permissions removed and I got a message back to which the only
> possible interpretation is that the moderator ian@ukcampsite.co.uk
> thinks that he is clairvoyant. Apparently I was banned on the 19th
> January because of the message that I was going to post ( and did post
> ) on here on the 23rd Jan.
>
> Bill Lord
> I've taken a vow of poverty To annoy me send money
>
> e-mail messages to bill dot lord at uku dot co dot uk
> ( Get rid of the spaces  and use symbols for the hyphen at and dots )

Bill

I read this AND HAD TO LAUGH

By the way we had a phone call to-night

Our 15th ( yes 15th ) GREAT ****** Has arrived

And I'm not a granddad yet

Ahhh well , where's the campers

Regards All

DieSea

"DieSea" <DieSea.NoSpamPlease@nnttwlwoorrlldd.ccoomm> wrote in message 
news:479fbcd3$0$8430$db0fefd9@news.zen.co.uk...
>
> "bill lord"  wrote in message 
> news:lcevp3lf52km5rafjupdankhrs1drrq5or@4ax.com...
>> On Wed, 23 Jan 2008 00:41:48 +0000, bill lord 
>> wrote:
>>
>>>If you are ever tempted to read or take part in ukcampsite.co.uk be
>>>warned that it is a very censored and very secretive place. The
>>>censorship takes the form of whatever the forum owners decide and no
>>>explanation or information about it is ever forthcoming. I seem to
>>>have got myself blacklisted goodness only knows why, I have not posted
>>>anything contentious, or anything inflamatory, or anything that could
>>>be in any way be considered as an attack on another member or even
>>>anything that was even slightly off topic. I logged on at the weekend
>>>to find that I was unable to answer any message or create a new
>>>message or even edit my profile, I contacted the moderators who will
>>>not explain nor do they seem to be prepared to do anything, they have
>>>not sent me a message saying that such and such a message contravened
>>>our rules because.................., they just censor anything that
>>>they feel like censoring. So if there is anyone here who also
>>>contributes to that forum or ever takes notice of any recommendations
>>>from or even seeks recommedations for caravan sites from there, be
>>>warned take whatever replies you get with a pinch of salt, someone
>>>with a genuine reply may well have said something that one of their
>>>moderators did not agree with an so that opinion or experience will
>>>not be tolerated.
>>
>> The latest update, I was going to just leave it but this one really
>> takes the biscuit. Just out of interest I asked why I had had my
>> permissions removed and I got a message back to which the only
>> possible interpretation is that the moderator ian@ukcampsite.co.uk
>> thinks that he is clairvoyant. Apparently I was banned on the 19th
>> January because of the message that I was going to post ( and did post
>> ) on here on the 23rd Jan.
>>
>> Bill Lord
>> I've taken a vow of poverty To annoy me send money
>>
>> e-mail messages to bill dot lord at uku dot co dot uk
>> ( Get rid of the spaces  and use symbols for the hyphen at and dots )
>
> Bill
>
> I read this AND HAD TO LAUGH
>
> By the way we had a phone call to-night
>
> Our 15th ( yes 15th ) GREAT ****** Has arrived
>
> And I'm not a granddad yet
>
> Ahhh well , where's the campers
>
> Regards All
>
> DieSea
>

We know were the campers are

I want to know where the CHAMPERS has got to

DieSea

DieSea said the following on 29/01/2008 23:56:

>> I read this AND HAD TO LAUGH
>>
>> By the way we had a phone call to-night
>>
>> Our 15th ( yes 15th ) GREAT ****** Has arrived
>>
>> And I'm not a granddad yet
>>
>> Ahhh well , where's the campers
>>
>> Regards All
>>
>> DieSea
>>
> 
> We know were the campers are
> 
> I want to know where the CHAMPERS has got to
> 
> DieSea 
> 
> 
Seems as though you have already found the 'champhers'! Are congratulations 
in order?

Roy

"DieSea" <DieSea.NoSpamPlease@nnttwlwoorrlldd.ccoomm> wrote in message 
news:479fbcd3$0$8430$db0fefd9@news.zen.co.uk...
>
...
>
> By the way we had a phone call to-night
>
> Our 15th ( yes 15th ) GREAT ****** Has arrived
>
> And I'm not a granddad yet
>
> Ahhh well , where's the campers
>
> Regards All
>
> DieSea

OK, I'll buy it.

What great****** has arrived?

Mary
>
>

On Tue, 29 Jan 2008 23:55:27 -0000, "DieSea"
<DieSea.NoSpamPlease@nnttwlwoorrlldd.ccoomm> wrote:

>> The latest update, I was going to just leave it but this one really
>> takes the biscuit. Just out of interest I asked why I had had my
>> permissions removed and I got a message back to which the only
>> possible interpretation is that the moderator ian@ukcampsite.co.uk
>> thinks that he is clairvoyant. Apparently I was banned on the 19th
>> January because of the message that I was going to post ( and did post
>> ) on here on the 23rd Jan.
>>
>> Bill Lord
>> I've taken a vow of poverty To annoy me send money
>>
>> e-mail messages to bill dot lord at uku dot co dot uk
>> ( Get rid of the spaces  and use symbols for the hyphen at and dots )
>
>Bill
>
>I read this AND HAD TO LAUGH

THat was what I thought and why I resurected the thread
>
>By the way we had a phone call to-night
>
>Our 15th ( yes 15th ) GREAT ****** Has arrived
>
>And I'm not a granddad yet

I presume that is great neice or nephew?

>
>Ahhh well , where's the campers

Hiding in their homes waiting for some warm weather.
Bill Lord
I've taken a vow of poverty To annoy me send money

e-mail messages to bill dot lord at uku dot co dot uk 
( Get rid of the spaces  and use symbols for the hyphen at and dots )

On Tue, 29 Jan 2008 23:56:48 -0000, "DieSea"
<DieSea.NoSpamPlease@nnttwlwoorrlldd.ccoomm> wrote:

>We know were the campers are
>
>I want to know where the CHAMPERS has got to

It got devoured rather quickly, we thought of waiting for you but
after a time we gave up and for some reason the next time we looked
the bottle was empty. 
Bill Lord
I've taken a vow of poverty To annoy me send money

e-mail messages to bill dot lord at uku dot co dot uk 
( Get rid of the spaces  and use symbols for the hyphen at and dots )

"Mary Fisher"  wrote in message 
news:47a04b07$0$759$4c56ba96@master.news.zetnet.net...
>
> "DieSea" <DieSea.NoSpamPlease@nnttwlwoorrlldd.ccoomm> wrote in message 
> news:479fbcd3$0$8430$db0fefd9@news.zen.co.uk...
>>

> OK, I'll buy it.
>
> What great****** has arrived?
>
> Mary
>>
>>
>
>

Niece / Nephew

More cards more pressies

I don't know what we will do

Wife comes from yorkshire and her purse is sewn up

< Grin >

DieSea

"DieSea" <DieSea.NoSpamPlease@nnttwlwoorrlldd.ccoomm> wrote in message 
news:47a06ebc$0$21097$da0feed9@news.zen.co.uk...
>
> "Mary Fisher"  wrote in message 
> news:47a04b07$0$759$4c56ba96@master.news.zetnet.net...
>>
>> "DieSea" <DieSea.NoSpamPlease@nnttwlwoorrlldd.ccoomm> wrote in message 
>> news:479fbcd3$0$8430$db0fefd9@news.zen.co.uk...
>>>
>
>> OK, I'll buy it.
>>
>> What great****** has arrived?
>>
>> Mary
>>>
>>>
>>
>>
>
> Niece / Nephew
>
> More cards more pressies
>
> I don't know what we will do

You don't have to do anything. Unless you want to of course.
>
> Wife comes from yorkshire and her purse is sewn up

She has a purse? There's posh!

Mary
>
> < Grin >
>
> DieSea
>

"DieSea" <DieSea.NoSpamPlease@nnttwlwoorrlldd.ccoomm> wrote in message 
news:479fbcd3$0$8430$db0fefd9@news.zen.co.uk...
>
> "bill lord"  wrote in message 
> news:lcevp3lf52km5rafjupdankhrs1drrq5or@4ax.com...
>> On Wed, 23 Jan 2008 00:41:48 +0000, bill lord 
>> wrote:
>>
>>>If you are ever tempted to read or take part in ukcampsite.co.uk be
>>>warned that it is a very censored and very secretive place. The
>>>censorship takes the form of whatever the forum owners decide and no
>>>explanation or information about it is ever forthcoming. I seem to
>>>have got myself blacklisted goodness only knows why, I have not posted
>>>anything contentious, or anything inflamatory, or anything that could
>>>be in any way be considered as an attack on another member or even
>>>anything that was even slightly off topic. I logged on at the weekend
>>>to find that I was unable to answer any message or create a new
>>>message or even edit my profile, I contacted the moderators who will
>>>not explain nor do they seem to be prepared to do anything, they have
>>>not sent me a message saying that such and such a message contravened
>>>our rules because.................., they just censor anything that
>>>they feel like censoring. So if there is anyone here who also
>>>contributes to that forum or ever takes notice of any recommendations
>>>from or even seeks recommedations for caravan sites from there, be
>>>warned take whatever replies you get with a pinch of salt, someone
>>>with a genuine reply may well have said something that one of their
>>>moderators did not agree with an so that opinion or experience will
>>>not be tolerated.
>>
>> The latest update, I was going to just leave it but this one really
>> takes the biscuit. Just out of interest I asked why I had had my
>> permissions removed and I got a message back to which the only
>> possible interpretation is that the moderator ian@ukcampsite.co.uk
>> thinks that he is clairvoyant. Apparently I was banned on the 19th
>> January because of the message that I was going to post ( and did post
>> ) on here on the 23rd Jan.
>>
>> Bill Lord
>> I've taken a vow of poverty To annoy me send money
>>
>> e-mail messages to bill dot lord at uku dot co dot uk
>> ( Get rid of the spaces  and use symbols for the hyphen at and dots )
>
> Bill
>
> I read this AND HAD TO LAUGH
>
> By the way we had a phone call to-night
>
> Our 15th ( yes 15th ) GREAT ****** Has arrived
>
> And I'm not a granddad yet
>
> Ahhh well , where's the campers



alt.homosexuality

I have been censored - anyway there is another forum I have used but it is 
too quiet, can't remember URL either until I get home

On Wed, 6 Feb 2008 13:20:04 -0000, "Martin"  wrote:

>I have been censored - anyway there is another forum I have used but it is 
>too quiet, can't remember URL either until I get home 
>

Welcome to the club. I was so annoyed at being arbitrarily excluded
that I have redone my own permissions and told the idiot moderators
thankyou for all their help but as they were so inefficient at doing
what was needed that i have made arrangements to be able to post
again. I have decided to be a thorn in their sides ( politely of
course ) for the forseeable future. If they remove my permissions
again I will simply change to a different personality and tell them
so. 
Bill Lord
I've taken a vow of poverty To annoy me send money

e-mail messages to bill dot lord at uku dot co dot uk 
( Get rid of the spaces  and use symbols for the hyphen at and dots )

"bill lord"  wrote in message 
news:63fjq3t4l2elt5kslsdce3sobaaevnb6rb@4ax.com...
> On Wed, 6 Feb 2008 13:20:04 -0000, "Martin"  wrote:
>
>>I have been censored - anyway there is another forum I have used but it is
>>too quiet, can't remember URL either until I get home
>>
>
> Welcome to the club. I was so annoyed at being arbitrarily excluded
> that I have redone my own permissions and told the idiot moderators
> thankyou for all their help but as they were so inefficient at doing
> what was needed that i have made arrangements to be able to post
> again. I have decided to be a thorn in their sides ( politely of
> course ) for the forseeable future. If they remove my permissions
> again I will simply change to a different personality and tell them
> so.
> Bill Lord
> I've taken a vow of poverty To annoy me send money
>
> e-mail messages to bill dot lord at uku dot co dot uk
> ( Get rid of the spaces  and use symbols for the hyphen at and dots )


Now Now Young Bill

Behave yourself

You'll be getting us a bad name

DieSea

On Wed, 6 Feb 2008 14:50:12 -0000, "DieSea"
<DieSea.NoSpamPlease@nnttwlwoorrlldd.ccoomm> wrote:

>Now Now Young Bill
>
>Behave yourself
>
>You'll be getting us a bad name

I'm having Victor meldrew moments, I just don't believe them. But as
ever I will be completely polite and straightforward. 


Bill Lord
I've taken a vow of poverty To annoy me send money

e-mail messages to bill dot lord at uku dot co dot uk 
( Get rid of the spaces  and use symbols for the hyphen at and dots )

"DieSea" <DieSea.NoSpamPlease@nnttwlwoorrlldd.ccoomm> wrote in message 
news:47a9c96a$0$21091$da0feed9@news.zen.co.uk...
>
> "bill lord"  wrote in message 
> news:63fjq3t4l2elt5kslsdce3sobaaevnb6rb@4ax.com...
>> On Wed, 6 Feb 2008 13:20:04 -0000, "Martin"  wrote:
>>
>>>I have been censored - anyway there is another forum I have used but it 
>>>is
>>>too quiet, can't remember URL either until I get home
>>>
>>
>> Welcome to the club. I was so annoyed at being arbitrarily excluded
>> that I have redone my own permissions and told the idiot moderators
>> thankyou for all their help but as they were so inefficient at doing
>> what was needed that i have made arrangements to be able to post
>> again. I have decided to be a thorn in their sides ( politely of
>> course ) for the forseeable future. If they remove my permissions
>> again I will simply change to a different personality and tell them
>> so.
>> Bill Lord
>> I've taken a vow of poverty To annoy me send money
>>
>> e-mail messages to bill dot lord at uku dot co dot uk
>> ( Get rid of the spaces  and use symbols for the hyphen at and dots )
>
>
> Now Now Young Bill
>
> Behave yourself
>
> You'll be getting us a bad name

I wish.

Anyone more benign than Bill I've yet to meet!

Mary

On Wed, 6 Feb 2008 16:24:19 -0000, "Mary Fisher"
 wrote:

>
>"DieSea" <DieSea.NoSpamPlease@nnttwlwoorrlldd.ccoomm> wrote in message 
>news:47a9c96a$0$21091$da0feed9@news.zen.co.uk...
>>
>> "bill lord"  wrote in message 
>> news:63fjq3t4l2elt5kslsdce3sobaaevnb6rb@4ax.com...
>>> On Wed, 6 Feb 2008 13:20:04 -0000, "Martin"  wrote:
>>>
>>>>I have been censored - anyway there is another forum I have used but it 
>>>>is
>>>>too quiet, can't remember URL either until I get home
>>>>
>>>
>>> Welcome to the club. I was so annoyed at being arbitrarily excluded
>>> that I have redone my own permissions and told the idiot moderators
>>> thankyou for all their help but as they were so inefficient at doing
>>> what was needed that i have made arrangements to be able to post
>>> again. I have decided to be a thorn in their sides ( politely of
>>> course ) for the forseeable future. If they remove my permissions
>>> again I will simply change to a different personality and tell them
>>> so.
>>> Bill Lord
>>> I've taken a vow of poverty To annoy me send money
>>>
>>> e-mail messages to bill dot lord at uku dot co dot uk
>>> ( Get rid of the spaces  and use symbols for the hyphen at and dots )
>>
>>
>> Now Now Young Bill
>>
>> Behave yourself
>>
>> You'll be getting us a bad name
>
>I wish.
>
>Anyone more benign than Bill I've yet to meet!
>
>Mary
>

Yet I still managed to get myself banned, mind you it was only for
something that I was going to do in the future. 
Bill Lord
I've taken a vow of poverty To annoy me send money

e-mail messages to bill dot lord at uku dot co dot uk 
( Get rid of the spaces  and use symbols for the hyphen at and dots )

"bill lord"  wrote in message 
news:l9qjq3pm6g62vi6chn0s454j5qc5seorf0@4ax.com...
> On Wed, 6 Feb 2008 16:24:19 -0000, "Mary Fisher"
>  wrote:
>
>>
>>"DieSea" <DieSea.NoSpamPlease@nnttwlwoorrlldd.ccoomm> wrote in message
>>news:47a9c96a$0$21091$da0feed9@news.zen.co.uk...
>>>
>>> "bill lord"  wrote in message
>>> news:63fjq3t4l2elt5kslsdce3sobaaevnb6rb@4ax.com...
>>>> On Wed, 6 Feb 2008 13:20:04 -0000, "Martin"  wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>I have been censored - anyway there is another forum I have used but it
>>>>>is
>>>>>too quiet, can't remember URL either until I get home
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Welcome to the club. I was so annoyed at being arbitrarily excluded
>>>> that I have redone my own permissions and told the idiot moderators
>>>> thankyou for all their help but as they were so inefficient at doing
>>>> what was needed that i have made arrangements to be able to post
>>>> again. I have decided to be a thorn in their sides ( politely of
>>>> course ) for the forseeable future. If they remove my permissions
>>>> again I will simply change to a different personality and tell them
>>>> so.
>>>> Bill Lord
>>>> I've taken a vow of poverty To annoy me send money
>>>>
>>>> e-mail messages to bill dot lord at uku dot co dot uk
>>>> ( Get rid of the spaces  and use symbols for the hyphen at and dots )
>>>
>>>
>>> Now Now Young Bill
>>>
>>> Behave yourself
>>>
>>> You'll be getting us a bad name
>>
>>I wish.
>>
>>Anyone more benign than Bill I've yet to meet!
>>
>>Mary
>>
>
> Yet I still managed to get myself banned, mind you it was only for
> something that I was going to do in the future.

That shows how stupid they are!

They don't deserve you - we do so don't defect!

Mary

On Wed, 6 Feb 2008 17:13:44 -0000, "Mary Fisher"
 wrote:

>
>"bill lord"  wrote in message 
>news:l9qjq3pm6g62vi6chn0s454j5qc5seorf0@4ax.com...
>> On Wed, 6 Feb 2008 16:24:19 -0000, "Mary Fisher"
>>  wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>"DieSea" <DieSea.NoSpamPlease@nnttwlwoorrlldd.ccoomm> wrote in message
>>>news:47a9c96a$0$21091$da0feed9@news.zen.co.uk...
>>>>
>>>> "bill lord"  wrote in message
>>>> news:63fjq3t4l2elt5kslsdce3sobaaevnb6rb@4ax.com...
>>>>> On Wed, 6 Feb 2008 13:20:04 -0000, "Martin"  wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>I have been censored - anyway there is another forum I have used but it
>>>>>>is
>>>>>>too quiet, can't remember URL either until I get home
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Welcome to the club. I was so annoyed at being arbitrarily excluded
>>>>> that I have redone my own permissions and told the idiot moderators
>>>>> thankyou for all their help but as they were so inefficient at doing
>>>>> what was needed that i have made arrangements to be able to post
>>>>> again. I have decided to be a thorn in their sides ( politely of
>>>>> course ) for the forseeable future. If they remove my permissions
>>>>> again I will simply change to a different personality and tell them
>>>>> so.
>>>>> Bill Lord
>>>>> I've taken a vow of poverty To annoy me send money
>>>>>
>>>>> e-mail messages to bill dot lord at uku dot co dot uk
>>>>> ( Get rid of the spaces  and use symbols for the hyphen at and dots )
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Now Now Young Bill
>>>>
>>>> Behave yourself
>>>>
>>>> You'll be getting us a bad name
>>>
>>>I wish.
>>>
>>>Anyone more benign than Bill I've yet to meet!
>>>
>>>Mary
>>>
>>
>> Yet I still managed to get myself banned, mind you it was only for
>> something that I was going to do in the future.
>
>That shows how stupid they are!
>
>They don't deserve you - we do so don't defect!

I am not defecting but I will try to educate them. 
Bill Lord
I've taken a vow of poverty To annoy me send money

e-mail messages to bill dot lord at uku dot co dot uk 
( Get rid of the spaces  and use symbols for the hyphen at and dots )

"bill lord"  wrote in message 
news:63fjq3t4l2elt5kslsdce3sobaaevnb6rb@4ax.com...
> On Wed, 6 Feb 2008 13:20:04 -0000, "Martin"  wrote:
> Welcome to the club. I was so annoyed at being arbitrarily excluded
> that I have redone my own permissions and told the idiot moderators
> thankyou for all their help but as they were so inefficient at doing
> what was needed that i have made arrangements to be able to post
> again. I have decided to be a thorn in their sides ( politely of
> course ) for the forseeable future. If they remove my permissions
> again I will simply change to a different personality and tell them
> so.


Bill

Did they ever give you a half way rational explanation for the problems? I 
hope you will still post on CT2.

David - Milton Keynes
www.caravantravels.co.uk

On Wed, 6 Feb 2008 19:30:21 -0000, "David Klyne" 
wrote:

>
>
>"bill lord"  wrote in message 
>news:63fjq3t4l2elt5kslsdce3sobaaevnb6rb@4ax.com...
>> On Wed, 6 Feb 2008 13:20:04 -0000, "Martin"  wrote:
>> Welcome to the club. I was so annoyed at being arbitrarily excluded
>> that I have redone my own permissions and told the idiot moderators
>> thankyou for all their help but as they were so inefficient at doing
>> what was needed that i have made arrangements to be able to post
>> again. I have decided to be a thorn in their sides ( politely of
>> course ) for the forseeable future. If they remove my permissions
>> again I will simply change to a different personality and tell them
>> so.
>
>
>Bill
>
>Did they ever give you a half way rational explanation for the problems? I 
>hope you will still post on CT2.
>
>David - Milton Keynes
>www.caravantravels.co.uk 
>

The only explanation came when I asked why my permissions had been
removed was to point to this thread and say enough said. But since
they removed those permissions at least three days before I posted
anything on here it just does not hold water, hence my suggestion that
the moderator thinks he is clairvoyant, I just wish I had his powers I
would win the lottery every week. 
I will post anywhere that will have me, providing that it is on the
topic of caravans and is not unreasonably censored. I will even post
on UKcampsites but in future I will not be too careful about what I
say, if I annoy   Ian the moderator then so be it he can remove my
newly found permissions and I will imediately restore them with one of
my other accounts with them ( I now have several aliases on that
forum).  I will of course carry on being my usual polite and honest
self.

Bill Lord
I've taken a vow of poverty To annoy me send money

e-mail messages to bill dot lord at uku dot co dot uk 
( Get rid of the spaces  and use symbols for the hyphen at and dots )