Legal Eagles.

I really don't like getting involved in anything of a legal
nature ... there is just so much bullshit going on it is untrue.

Anyway ... in 1988 I applied for a Green Card to become
a resident of the United States.  I have a sample letter
that I was supposed to write from the legal department
of USC.  I won't reproduce the letter itself ... it is amazingly
boring ... just my pencil comments in the margin to give you
a flavour of how difficult legal matters are.
=============
Get <supervisor's> original letter of support and rewrite that !!!

Approach: We did everything we possibly could.

A must ... Write this in blood.

Bullshit departmental paragraph.

Historical Overview.

We wrote to the best places.  We advertised in the best papers.

Here's a copy of our ad., plus what it ways and a full explanation of
the
meaning for idiots like you.

We've really got our shit together.  Everyone lost sleep working on
this baby.

This is our sifting procedure.  Pretty standard really.  Any idiot
would do this.

We put the screws on.

Specific criteria.

<Description of competing candidates for my job> Complete bozo from
UCLA.

 " " " " "                            We don't mess with losers here.

========================

I also have the pencil letter that I wrote for my Green Card
application.  Looking
at it now I think it looks pretty professional ... however as you can
clearly see above,
somebody with an attitude like mine of not taking the bullshit
seriously was clearly
not going to get a Green Card and indeed that is precisely what
happened.

Bill Jillians wrote:
> Legal Eagles.

  We don't mess with losers here.

Yep, that goes for us too. Move along.

On 3 Sep, 15:35, Blah  wrote:
> Bill Jillians wrote:
> > Legal Eagles.
>
>   We don't mess with losers here.
>
> Yep, that goes for us too. Move along.

You lawyers are so funny.  I just love laughing at you.

Sorry ... with you.

Bill Jillians wrote:
> On 3 Sep, 15:35, Blah  wrote:
>> Bill Jillians wrote:
>>> Legal Eagles.
>>
>> We don't mess with losers here.
>>
>> Yep, that goes for us too. Move along.
>
> You lawyers are so funny.  I just love laughing at you.
>
> Sorry ... with you.

Lawyers? Where are they?

I assume you're a would-be suicide.  I do sympathise. It can't be easy for 
you, losing your mind before losing your life.

Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding 
, it appeared The Todal 
 had made a clean getaway:
>Bill Jillians wrote:
>> On 3 Sep, 15:35, Blah  wrote:
>>> Bill Jillians wrote:
>>>> Legal Eagles.
>>>
>>> We don't mess with losers here.
>>>
>>> Yep, that goes for us too. Move along.
>>
>> You lawyers are so funny.  I just love laughing at you.
>>
>> Sorry ... with you.
>
>Lawyers? Where are they?
>
>I assume you're a would-be suicide.  I do sympathise. It can't be easy for
>you, losing your mind before losing your life.
>
>

That is very nice of you.

Losing your mind is actually a very pleasant  experience I have usually 
found.  The only people who suffer are those around you.  For yourself 
.. everything is just great.  Better than great in fact.

Today however ... I have no intention of losing either my mind or my 
life. Today I shall swim with the sharks and be just like a shark in the 
big sea rather than merely a big fish in a small pond.

-- 
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