Re: What is mensa?
On Sat, 22 Dec 2007 22:12:17 -0700, "Jimbo" <chris150@^^^^.net> wrote:
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>"nonsense" wrote in message
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>> Mensa is a game of keep away with 98%
>> of the world population in the middle.
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>In the middle of what/who?
>Top ~ 2% = Mensa or Mensa eligible's
>rest of the world population = ~98%
>What is the other end of the spectrum that the 98% is in the middle of?
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>Chris
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Actually 2000 people in the world playing keep-away with
6,639,472,549 people of the world in the middle of the
keep-away circle with the 2000 surrounding them on
the circumferential perimeter of the keep-away circle.
It is a very tight circle. The 2000 stand side-by-side leaving
no gaps preventing any of the 6,639,472,549 from leaving the game.
While sounding impossible it has been confirmed that this can
be easily accomplished. If you plug the statistics given below
into the Phobian Distribution Complex of the third postulate of
Elementery Circumferential Calculus and calculating the first
circumferentiative you will find the gap left between each of the
2000 persons is approx. negative 10 centimeters. The tight circle
is therefore formed with each of the 2000's flesh being depressed
by about five centimeters on each of their sides as they stand
shoulder to shoulder, getting older and older, marching to Pretoria.
Those who theorise that escape may still be possible by mass
levitation of the 6,639,472,549? Applying the second derivative
so to speak, called the second circumferentiative in Complex Phobian
Elementery Circumferential Calculus, yields a spherical keep-away game
with the 2000 surrounding the 6,639,472,549 with no gaps. The third
circumferentiative in Complex Phobian Elementery Circumferential Cal-
culus yields a warp sphere where the 2000 surround the entire universe.
No, impenetribble is not a typographical error, see definition below.
Yes, Elementery is correct, not a typographical error.
There is no Elementary Circumferential Calculus.
The Phobian Distribution Complex of Circumferential Calculus
disfigures the Complex Circumferential Distribution configuration.
Any real mathematician in the group already knows this.
The clarification is included for the twitwits in the group who
never had a clue and never will have a clue because the
Complex Phobian Distribution disfiguration of Circumferential
Calculus is only fathomable by real, irrational, mathematicians.
Yes, the song lyrics say "bolder and bolder" not "older and older"
but we're not singing a song here, we are confirming that the imp
-enetribble tight inner sphere of Mensanus Mondus actually surrounds
the entire universe using Complex Phobian Circumferential Calculus.
www.census.gov/main/www/popclock.html
Population Clocks
World 6,639,474,549
05:31 GMT Dec 24, 2007
http://www.prb.org/Publications/Datasheets/2007/2007WorldPopulationDataSheet.aspx
http://www.census.gov/cgi-bin/ipc/idbrank.pl
6639474549 World Population
132789490 Mensa Eligible
100000 Mensa member
0.07531 percent of those eligible joined.
99.92469 percent of those eligible are not joined
2.000000 percent of the world could join.
0.001506 percent of the world are presently joined.
99.998494 percent of the world are not members.
99.999997 percent of the world could not care less.
Our survey says:
3 out of 100 million actually care about this subject.
200 people in the world actually care about this subject.
Of those 200, 2000 are Mensa members.
1000 percent of the people in the world who actually care
about this subject are Mensa members.
Q.E.D. by Circumferential Calculus.
Therefore, 2000 people in the world are playing keep-away and
6,639,472,549 people in the world ebullient that they keep away.
champagne, n., 1. Czestfully enthusiastic. 2. Boiling or seeming to boil; bubbling.
adjectival syn., ebullient
impenetribble, adj, 1. Impossible to penetrate or enter without the secret password.
2. Impossible to understand; incomprehensible without the algorithm.
impenetribble, derived from an episode titled "The Tribble with Troubles" from the
once unpopular television series, "Mudd Trek".
HTH
Dante
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Meilleurs Voeux
Wishing All a Blessed Christmas Holiday.
Please remember:
Christmas.
It is a very serious Religious Tradition observed by virtually all Christians
and by a large number of non-Christians.
Christ's mass, Christmas, commemorates the birth of the Christ, the Messiah,
whom the Eternal Father sent to earth to bear the sins of all mankind,
so their minds can be free to enjoy the mid-winter solstice Yule festival.
Mid-summer solstice for that half of the world south of the equator.
Joyeux Noël.
or
Joyeux Noel, for those without a proper keyboard.
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date: Mon, 24 Dec 2007 11:18:20 +0100
author: Dante Alighieri
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