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From: "Sir Loogie" 
Subject: School Teacher Arrested at JFK
Date: 23 Sep 2006 14:41:46 -0700
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NEW YORK (LNN) -- A public school teacher was arrested today at John
F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight
while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide
rule and a calculator.

At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales said
he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement.

He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with
carrying weapons of math instruction. Al-gebra is a problem for us,"
Gonzales said. 
"They desire solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on
tangents in search of absolute values.

They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as
'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator
of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country.

As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, "There are 3 sides to
every triangle'."

When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had
wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have
given us more fingers and toes."

White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more
intelligent or profound statement by the president.


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