Two old guys chatting in the pub one evening.

"You know, when I was in my teens I couldn't bend my cock at all, then
when I was in my twenties, I could bend it just a tiny bit. In my
thirties I could bend it a little bit more if I really tried and now I'm
in my forties I can nearly bend the thing in half. Is it just me, or am
I getting stronger?"

There was a documentary on the other night about a woman who'd raised
her five kids single-handedly by working as a prostitute, even though
she was completely blind.

You have to hand it to her.

Don't mention 1966 or the war 
http://www.hipcow.com/p/0113/german_coast_guard/

-- 
John the West Ham fan C.E.T.
housetrained@hotmail.com
<><

"Simon"  wrote in message 
news:mr2434l6k81mh638j2ashkm424rj4qv0nf@4ax.com...
> Two old guys chatting in the pub one evening.
>
> "You know, when I was in my teens I couldn't bend my cock at all, then
> when I was in my twenties, I could bend it just a tiny bit. In my
> thirties I could bend it a little bit more if I really tried and now I'm
> in my forties I can nearly bend the thing in half. Is it just me, or am
> I getting stronger?"
>

On Tue, 20 May 2008 00:22:53 +0100, Simon  wrote:

>Two old guys chatting in the pub one evening.
>
>"You know, when I was in my teens I couldn't bend my cock at all, then
>when I was in my twenties, I could bend it just a tiny bit. In my
>thirties I could bend it a little bit more if I really tried and now I'm
>in my forties

I resent a guy in his forties being described as an "old guy".

In article ,
Ed Chilada   wrote:
>On Tue, 20 May 2008 00:22:53 +0100, Simon  wrote:
>
>>Two old guys chatting in the pub one evening.
>>
>>"You know, when I was in my teens I couldn't bend my cock at all, then
>>when I was in my twenties, I could bend it just a tiny bit. In my
>>thirties I could bend it a little bit more if I really tried and now I'm
>>in my forties
>
>I resent a guy in his forties being described as an "old guy".
>

What about 60s then?
-- 
Member - Liberal International	
This is doctor@nl2k.ab.ca	Ici doctor@nl2k.ab.ca
God, Queen and country! Beware Anti-Christ rising!  
USA petition for dissolution of your nation!

"The Doctor"  wrote in message 
news:g0vj0r$rnh$3@gallifrey.nk.ca...
> In article ,
> Ed Chilada   wrote:
>>On Tue, 20 May 2008 00:22:53 +0100, Simon  wrote:
>>
>>>Two old guys chatting in the pub one evening.
>>>
>>>"You know, when I was in my teens I couldn't bend my cock at all, then
>>>when I was in my twenties, I could bend it just a tiny bit. In my
>>>thirties I could bend it a little bit more if I really tried and now I'm
>>>in my forties
>>
>>I resent a guy in his forties being described as an "old guy".
>>
>
> What about 60s then?

Age is irrelevant; attitude is everything.

-- 
Brian
"Fight like the Devil, die like a gentleman."

In article ,
Brian Watson  wrote:
>
>"The Doctor"  wrote in message 
>news:g0vj0r$rnh$3@gallifrey.nk.ca...
>> In article ,
>> Ed Chilada   wrote:
>>>On Tue, 20 May 2008 00:22:53 +0100, Simon  wrote:
>>>
>>>>Two old guys chatting in the pub one evening.
>>>>
>>>>"You know, when I was in my teens I couldn't bend my cock at all, then
>>>>when I was in my twenties, I could bend it just a tiny bit. In my
>>>>thirties I could bend it a little bit more if I really tried and now I'm
>>>>in my forties
>>>
>>>I resent a guy in his forties being described as an "old guy".
>>>
>>
>> What about 60s then?
>
>Age is irrelevant; attitude is everything.
>

Spot on mate!
-- 
Member - Liberal International	
This is doctor@nl2k.ab.ca	Ici doctor@nl2k.ab.ca
God, Queen and country! Beware Anti-Christ rising!  
USA petition for dissolution of your nation!

On May 21, 1:12 pm, doc...@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca (The Doctor) wrote:
> In article ,
>
>
>
>
>
> Brian Watson  wrote:
>
> >"The Doctor"  wrote in message
> >news:g0vj0r$rnh$3@gallifrey.nk.ca...
> >> In article ,
> >> Ed Chilada   wrote:
> >>>On Tue, 20 May 2008 00:22:53 퍝, Simon  wrote:
>
> >>>>Two old guys chatting in the pub one evening.
>
> >>>>"You know, when I was in my teens I couldn't bend my cock at all, then> >>>>when I was in my twenties, I could bend it just a tiny bit. In my
> >>>>thirties I could bend it a little bit more if I really tried and now I'm
> >>>>in my forties
>
> >>>I resent a guy in his forties being described as an "old guy".
>
> >> What about 60s then?
>
> >Age is irrelevant; attitude is everything.
>
> Spot on mate!
> --
> Member - Liberal International  
> This is doc...@nl2k.ab.ca Ici doc...@nl2k.ab.ca
> God, Queen and country! Beware Anti-Christ rising!  
> USA petition for dissolution of your nation!- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

"mate"? Who do you think you are making out like you're someone's
friend, when you have none and anyone would be disgusted and insulted
if you suggested they were in any way a friend of yours? Nobody but
nobody wants to be a friend of a troll like you, so stop being a
filthy liar.

Show some respect.

In article ,
  wrote:
>On May 21, 1:12 pm, doc...@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca (The Doctor) wrote:
>> In article ,
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Brian Watson  wrote:
>>
>> >"The Doctor"  wrote in message
>> >news:g0vj0r$rnh$3@gallifrey.nk.ca...
>> >> In article ,
>> >> Ed Chilada   wrote:
>> >>>On Tue, 20 May 2008 00:22:53 +0100, Simon  wrote:
>>
>> >>>>Two old guys chatting in the pub one evening.
>>
>> >>>>"You know, when I was in my teens I couldn't bend my cock at all, then
>> >>>>when I was in my twenties, I could bend it just a tiny bit. In my
>> >>>>thirties I could bend it a little bit more if I really tried and now I'm
>> >>>>in my forties
>>
>> >>>I resent a guy in his forties being described as an "old guy".
>>
>> >> What about 60s then?
>>
>> >Age is irrelevant; attitude is everything.
>>
>> Spot on mate!
>> --
>> Member - Liberal International  
>> This is doc...@nl2k.ab.ca Ici doc...@nl2k.ab.ca
>> God, Queen and country! Beware Anti-Christ rising!  
>> USA petition for dissolution of your nation!- Hide quoted text -
>>
>> - Show quoted text -
>
>"mate"? Who do you think you are making out like you're someone's
>friend, when you have none and anyone would be disgusted and insulted
>if you suggested they were in any way a friend of yours? Nobody but
>nobody wants to be a friend of a troll like you, so stop being a
>filthy liar.
>
>Show some respect.

Thus troll parasitic troll Tom80s.
-- 
Member - Liberal International	
This is doctor@nl2k.ab.ca	Ici doctor@nl2k.ab.ca
God, Queen and country! Beware Anti-Christ rising!  
USA petition for dissolution of your nation!

On May 20, 12:22 am, Simon  wrote:
> Two old guys chatting in the pub one evening.
>
> "You know, when I was in my teens I couldn't bend my cock at all, then
> when I was in my twenties, I could bend it just a tiny bit. In my
> thirties I could bend it a little bit more if I really tried and now I'm
> in my forties I can nearly bend the thing in half. Is it just me, or am
> I getting stronger?"

Here's one.

When Yads was a boy back in the 60's, he asked his dad if he could
have the new toy Dalek for his birthday.

He said, "Dad? Dad? Can I have that new toy Dalek for my Birthday"

His Dad said to him "Well that depends. Can you get your dick to reach
into your asshole?"

Yads said with a sad face, "Er... No Dad"

His Dad snapped "Well you can't then can you?"

So poor Yads didn't get his Dalek toy and spent his birthday crying.
But the months passed and soon it was coming up to Christmas.

So Yads tried his Dad again. "Hey Dad, can I have that toy Dalek for
Christmas"

His Dad said to him "Well can you get your dick to reach into your
asshole, yet?"

Yads said with a sad face, "No Dad"

His Dad snapped "Well you can't then can you?"

Yads was upset and had a cry again. But he thought to himself of how
to win over his dad. So he got a string and tied it round his dick and
tied a brick onto the end of it for a weight, and so for a whole year
he spent the time stretching his dick to it's furthest length.
Eventually just before Christmas he managed to stretch his dick so far
that he could touch his asshole with it (which he quite liked).

So he said to his dad with a smug grin on him. "Dad can I have that
new Dalek toy for Christmas"

His Dad said to him "Well can you get your dick to reach into your
asshole, yet?"

Yads was grinning a cheeky grin and said "As it happens Dad, I can!"

His Dad was momentarily astonished and then said to his son "Wow! Well
if you can do that, then you can go fuck yourself!"

On May 21, 1:48 pm, doc...@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca (The Doctor) wrote:
> In article ,
>
>
>
>
>
>   wrote:
> >On May 21, 1:12 pm, doc...@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca (The Doctor) wrote:
> >> In article ,
>
> >> Brian Watson  wrote:
>
> >> >"The Doctor"  wrote in message
> >> >news:g0vj0r$rnh$3@gallifrey.nk.ca...
> >> >> In article ,
> >> >> Ed Chilada   wrote:
> >> >>>On Tue, 20 May 2008 00:22:53 퍝, Simon  wrote:
>
> >> >>>>Two old guys chatting in the pub one evening.
>
> >> >>>>"You know, when I was in my teens I couldn't bend my cock at all, then
> >> >>>>when I was in my twenties, I could bend it just a tiny bit. In my
> >> >>>>thirties I could bend it a little bit more if I really tried and now I'm
> >> >>>>in my forties
>
> >> >>>I resent a guy in his forties being described as an "old guy".
>
> >> >> What about 60s then?
>
> >> >Age is irrelevant; attitude is everything.
>
> >> Spot on mate!
> >> --
> >> Member - Liberal International  
> >> This is doc...@nl2k.ab.ca Ici doc...@nl2k.ab.ca
> >> God, Queen and country! Beware Anti-Christ rising!  
> >> USA petition for dissolution of your nation!- Hide quoted text -
>
> >> - Show quoted text -
>
> >"mate"? Who do you think you are making out like you're someone's
> >friend, when you have none and anyone would be disgusted and insulted
> >if you suggested they were in any way a friend of yours? Nobody but
> >nobody wants to be a friend of a troll like you, so stop being a
> >filthy liar.
>
> >Show some respect.
>
> Thus troll parasitic troll Tom80s.
> --
> Member - Liberal International  
> This is doc...@nl2k.ab.ca    Ici doc...@nl2k.ab.ca
> God, Queen and country! Beware Anti-Christ rising!  
> USA petition for dissolution of your nation!- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

No I told you to show respect and admit to being a dirty troll that no-
one would want to be friends with. Not accuse other people of trolling!

In article ,
  wrote:
>On May 21, 1:48 pm, doc...@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca (The Doctor) wrote:
>> In article ,
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>   wrote:
>> >On May 21, 1:12 pm, doc...@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca (The Doctor) wrote:
>> >> In article ,
>>
>> >> Brian Watson  wrote:
>>
>> >> >"The Doctor"  wrote in message
>> >> >news:g0vj0r$rnh$3@gallifrey.nk.ca...
>> >> >> In article ,
>> >> >> Ed Chilada   wrote:
>> >> >>>On Tue, 20 May 2008 00:22:53 +0100, Simon  wrote:
>>
>> >> >>>>Two old guys chatting in the pub one evening.
>>
>> >> >>>>"You know, when I was in my teens I couldn't bend my cock at all, then
>> >> >>>>when I was in my twenties, I could bend it just a tiny bit. In my
>> >> >>>>thirties I could bend it a little bit more if I really tried
>and now I'm
>> >> >>>>in my forties
>>
>> >> >>>I resent a guy in his forties being described as an "old guy".
>>
>> >> >> What about 60s then?
>>
>> >> >Age is irrelevant; attitude is everything.
>>
>> >> Spot on mate!
>> >> --
>> >> Member - Liberal International  
>> >> This is doc...@nl2k.ab.ca Ici doc...@nl2k.ab.ca
>> >> God, Queen and country! Beware Anti-Christ rising!  
>> >> USA petition for dissolution of your nation!- Hide quoted text -
>>
>> >> - Show quoted text -
>>
>> >"mate"? Who do you think you are making out like you're someone's
>> >friend, when you have none and anyone would be disgusted and insulted
>> >if you suggested they were in any way a friend of yours? Nobody but
>> >nobody wants to be a friend of a troll like you, so stop being a
>> >filthy liar.
>>
>> >Show some respect.
>>
>> Thus troll parasitic troll Tom80s.
>> --
>> Member - Liberal International  
>> This is doc...@nl2k.ab.ca    Ici doc...@nl2k.ab.ca
>> God, Queen and country! Beware Anti-Christ rising!  
>> USA petition for dissolution of your nation!- Hide quoted text -
>>
>> - Show quoted text -
>
>No I told you to show respect and admit to being a dirty troll that no-
>one would want to be friends with. Not accuse other people of trolling!

Thus lied parasitic troll Tom80s.
-- 
Member - Liberal International	
This is doctor@nl2k.ab.ca	Ici doctor@nl2k.ab.ca
God, Queen and country! Beware Anti-Christ rising!  
USA petition for dissolution of your nation!

In article ,
  wrote:
>On May 20, 12:22 am, Simon  wrote:
>> Two old guys chatting in the pub one evening.
>>
>> "You know, when I was in my teens I couldn't bend my cock at all, then
>> when I was in my twenties, I could bend it just a tiny bit. In my
>> thirties I could bend it a little bit more if I really tried and now I'm
>> in my forties I can nearly bend the thing in half. Is it just me, or am
>> I getting stronger?"
>
>Here's one.
>
>When Yads was a boy back in the 60's, he asked his dad if he could
>have the new toy Dalek for his birthday.
>
>He said, "Dad? Dad? Can I have that new toy Dalek for my Birthday"
>
>His Dad said to him "Well that depends. Can you get your dick to reach
>into your asshole?"
>
>Yads said with a sad face, "Er... No Dad"
>
>His Dad snapped "Well you can't then can you?"
>
>So poor Yads didn't get his Dalek toy and spent his birthday crying.
>But the months passed and soon it was coming up to Christmas.
>
>So Yads tried his Dad again. "Hey Dad, can I have that toy Dalek for
>Christmas"
>
>His Dad said to him "Well can you get your dick to reach into your
>asshole, yet?"
>
>Yads said with a sad face, "No Dad"
>
>His Dad snapped "Well you can't then can you?"
>
>Yads was upset and had a cry again. But he thought to himself of how
>to win over his dad. So he got a string and tied it round his dick and
>tied a brick onto the end of it for a weight, and so for a whole year
>he spent the time stretching his dick to it's furthest length.
>Eventually just before Christmas he managed to stretch his dick so far
>that he could touch his asshole with it (which he quite liked).
>
>So he said to his dad with a smug grin on him. "Dad can I have that
>new Dalek toy for Christmas"
>
>His Dad said to him "Well can you get your dick to reach into your
>asshole, yet?"
>
>Yads was grinning a cheeky grin and said "As it happens Dad, I can!"
>
>His Dad was momentarily astonished and then said to his son "Wow! Well
>if you can do that, then you can go !@#$ yourself!"

Thus trolled parasitic troll Tom80s.
-- 
Member - Liberal International	
This is doctor@nl2k.ab.ca	Ici doctor@nl2k.ab.ca
God, Queen and country! Beware Anti-Christ rising!  
USA petition for dissolution of your nation!

On May 21, 9:53 pm, doc...@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca (The Doctor) wrote:
> In article ,
>
>
>
>
>
>   wrote:
> >On May 21, 1:48 pm, doc...@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca (The Doctor) wrote:
> >> In article ,
>
> >>   wrote:
> >> >On May 21, 1:12 pm, doc...@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca (The Doctor) wrote:
> >> >> In article ,
>
> >> >> Brian Watson  wrote:
>
> >> >> >"The Doctor"  wrote in message
> >> >> >news:g0vj0r$rnh$3@gallifrey.nk.ca...
> >> >> >> In article ,
> >> >> >> Ed Chilada   wrote:
> >> >> >>>On Tue, 20 May 2008 00:22:53 퍝, Simon  wrote:
>
> >> >> >>>>Two old guys chatting in the pub one evening.
>
> >> >> >>>>"You know, when I was in my teens I couldn't bend my cock at all, then
> >> >> >>>>when I was in my twenties, I could bend it just a tiny bit. In my
> >> >> >>>>thirties I could bend it a little bit more if I really tried
> >and now I'm
> >> >> >>>>in my forties
>
> >> >> >>>I resent a guy in his forties being described as an "old guy".
>
> >> >> >> What about 60s then?
>
> >> >> >Age is irrelevant; attitude is everything.
>
> >> >> Spot on mate!
> >> >> --
> >> >> Member - Liberal International  
> >> >> This is doc...@nl2k.ab.ca Ici doc...@nl2k.ab.ca
> >> >> God, Queen and country! Beware Anti-Christ rising!  
> >> >> USA petition for dissolution of your nation!- Hide quoted text -
>
> >> >> - Show quoted text -
>
> >> >"mate"? Who do you think you are making out like you're someone's
> >> >friend, when you have none and anyone would be disgusted and insulted
> >> >if you suggested they were in any way a friend of yours? Nobody but
> >> >nobody wants to be a friend of a troll like you, so stop being a
> >> >filthy liar.
>
> >> >Show some respect.
>
> >> Thus troll parasitic troll Tom80s.
> >> --
> >> Member - Liberal International  
> >> This is doc...@nl2k.ab.ca    Ici doc...@nl2k.ab.ca
> >> God, Queen and country! Beware Anti-Christ rising!  
> >> USA petition for dissolution of your nation!- Hide quoted text -
>
> >> - Show quoted text -
>
> >No I told you to show respect and admit to being a dirty troll that no-
> >one would want to be friends with. Not accuse other people of trolling!
>
> Thus lied parasitic troll Tom80s.
> --
> Member - Liberal International  
> This is doc...@nl2k.ab.ca Ici doc...@nl2k.ab.ca
> God, Queen and country! Beware Anti-Christ rising!  
> USA petition for dissolution of your nation!- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

No calling me a liar only makes you guilty again of being a liar.

On May 21, 9:54 pm, doc...@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca (The Doctor) wrote:
> In article ,
>
>
>
>
>
>   wrote:
> >On May 20, 12:22 am, Simon  wrote:
> >> Two old guys chatting in the pub one evening.
>
> >> "You know, when I was in my teens I couldn't bend my cock at all, then
> >> when I was in my twenties, I could bend it just a tiny bit. In my
> >> thirties I could bend it a little bit more if I really tried and now I'm
> >> in my forties I can nearly bend the thing in half. Is it just me, or am> >> I getting stronger?"
>
> >Here's one.
>
> >When Yads was a boy back in the 60's, he asked his dad if he could
> >have the new toy Dalek for his birthday.
>
> >He said, "Dad? Dad? Can I have that new toy Dalek for my Birthday"
>
> >His Dad said to him "Well that depends. Can you get your dick to reach
> >into your asshole?"
>
> >Yads said with a sad face, "Er... No Dad"
>
> >His Dad snapped "Well you can't then can you?"
>
> >So poor Yads didn't get his Dalek toy and spent his birthday crying.
> >But the months passed and soon it was coming up to Christmas.
>
> >So Yads tried his Dad again. "Hey Dad, can I have that toy Dalek for
> >Christmas"
>
> >His Dad said to him "Well can you get your dick to reach into your
> >asshole, yet?"
>
> >Yads said with a sad face, "No Dad"
>
> >His Dad snapped "Well you can't then can you?"
>
> >Yads was upset and had a cry again. But he thought to himself of how
> >to win over his dad. So he got a string and tied it round his dick and
> >tied a brick onto the end of it for a weight, and so for a whole year
> >he spent the time stretching his dick to it's furthest length.
> >Eventually just before Christmas he managed to stretch his dick so far
> >that he could touch his asshole with it (which he quite liked).
>
> >So he said to his dad with a smug grin on him. "Dad can I have that
> >new Dalek toy for Christmas"
>
> >His Dad said to him "Well can you get your dick to reach into your
> >asshole, yet?"
>
> >Yads was grinning a cheeky grin and said "As it happens Dad, I can!"
>
> >His Dad was momentarily astonished and then said to his son "Wow! Well
> >if you can do that, then you can go !@#$ yourself!"
>
> Thus trolled parasitic troll Tom80s.
> --
> Member - Liberal International  
> This is doc...@nl2k.ab.ca       Ici doc...@nl2k.ab.ca
> God, Queen and country! Beware Anti-Christ rising!  
> USA petition for dissolution of your nation!- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

You've still yet to explain your audacity at insulting someone here by
dareing to call them your 'mate' when they were nothing of the kind
and wouldn't want to be remotely associated with a freak like you.

So I ask again, who do you think you are?

In article ,
  wrote:
>On May 21, 9:53 pm, doc...@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca (The Doctor) wrote:
>> In article ,
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>   wrote:
>> >On May 21, 1:48 pm, doc...@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca (The Doctor) wrote:
>> >> In article
>,
>>
>> >>   wrote:
>> >> >On May 21, 1:12 pm, doc...@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca (The Doctor) wrote:
>> >> >> In article ,
>>
>> >> >> Brian Watson  wrote:
>>
>> >> >> >"The Doctor"  wrote in message
>> >> >> >news:g0vj0r$rnh$3@gallifrey.nk.ca...
>> >> >> >> In article ,
>> >> >> >> Ed Chilada   wrote:
>> >> >> >>>On Tue, 20 May 2008 00:22:53 +0100, Simon  wrote:
>>
>> >> >> >>>>Two old guys chatting in the pub one evening.
>>
>> >> >> >>>>"You know, when I was in my teens I couldn't bend my cock at
>all, then
>> >> >> >>>>when I was in my twenties, I could bend it just a tiny bit. In my
>> >> >> >>>>thirties I could bend it a little bit more if I really tried
>> >and now I'm
>> >> >> >>>>in my forties
>>
>> >> >> >>>I resent a guy in his forties being described as an "old guy".
>>
>> >> >> >> What about 60s then?
>>
>> >> >> >Age is irrelevant; attitude is everything.
>>
>> >> >> Spot on mate!
>> >> >> --
>> >> >> Member - Liberal International  
>> >> >> This is doc...@nl2k.ab.ca Ici doc...@nl2k.ab.ca
>> >> >> God, Queen and country! Beware Anti-Christ rising!  
>> >> >> USA petition for dissolution of your nation!- Hide quoted text -
>>
>> >> >> - Show quoted text -
>>
>> >> >"mate"? Who do you think you are making out like you're someone's
>> >> >friend, when you have none and anyone would be disgusted and insulted
>> >> >if you suggested they were in any way a friend of yours? Nobody but
>> >> >nobody wants to be a friend of a troll like you, so stop being a
>> >> >filthy liar.
>>
>> >> >Show some respect.
>>
>> >> Thus troll parasitic troll Tom80s.
>> >> --
>> >> Member - Liberal International  
>> >> This is doc...@nl2k.ab.ca    Ici doc...@nl2k.ab.ca
>> >> God, Queen and country! Beware Anti-Christ rising!  
>> >> USA petition for dissolution of your nation!- Hide quoted text -
>>
>> >> - Show quoted text -
>>
>> >No I told you to show respect and admit to being a dirty troll that no-
>> >one would want to be friends with. Not accuse other people of trolling!
>>
>> Thus lied parasitic troll Tom80s.
>> --
>> Member - Liberal International  
>> This is doc...@nl2k.ab.ca Ici doc...@nl2k.ab.ca
>> God, Queen and country! Beware Anti-Christ rising!  
>> USA petition for dissolution of your nation!- Hide quoted text -
>>
>> - Show quoted text -
>
>No calling me a liar only makes you guilty again of being a liar.

Thus lie troll Tom80s.
-- 
Member - Liberal International	
This is doctor@nl2k.ab.ca	Ici doctor@nl2k.ab.ca
God, Queen and country! Beware Anti-Christ rising!  
USA petition for dissolution of your nation!

In article ,
  wrote:
>On May 21, 9:54 pm, doc...@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca (The Doctor) wrote:
>> In article
>,
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>   wrote:
>> >On May 20, 12:22 am, Simon  wrote:
>> >> Two old guys chatting in the pub one evening.
>>
>> >> "You know, when I was in my teens I couldn't bend my cock at all, then
>> >> when I was in my twenties, I could bend it just a tiny bit. In my
>> >> thirties I could bend it a little bit more if I really tried and now I'm
>> >> in my forties I can nearly bend the thing in half. Is it just me, or am
>> >> I getting stronger?"
>>
>> >Here's one.
>>
>> >When Yads was a boy back in the 60's, he asked his dad if he could
>> >have the new toy Dalek for his birthday.
>>
>> >He said, "Dad? Dad? Can I have that new toy Dalek for my Birthday"
>>
>> >His Dad said to him "Well that depends. Can you get your dick to reach
>> >into your asshole?"
>>
>> >Yads said with a sad face, "Er... No Dad"
>>
>> >His Dad snapped "Well you can't then can you?"
>>
>> >So poor Yads didn't get his Dalek toy and spent his birthday crying.
>> >But the months passed and soon it was coming up to Christmas.
>>
>> >So Yads tried his Dad again. "Hey Dad, can I have that toy Dalek for
>> >Christmas"
>>
>> >His Dad said to him "Well can you get your dick to reach into your
>> >asshole, yet?"
>>
>> >Yads said with a sad face, "No Dad"
>>
>> >His Dad snapped "Well you can't then can you?"
>>
>> >Yads was upset and had a cry again. But he thought to himself of how
>> >to win over his dad. So he got a string and tied it round his dick and
>> >tied a brick onto the end of it for a weight, and so for a whole year
>> >he spent the time stretching his dick to it's furthest length.
>> >Eventually just before Christmas he managed to stretch his dick so far
>> >that he could touch his asshole with it (which he quite liked).
>>
>> >So he said to his dad with a smug grin on him. "Dad can I have that
>> >new Dalek toy for Christmas"
>>
>> >His Dad said to him "Well can you get your dick to reach into your
>> >asshole, yet?"
>>
>> >Yads was grinning a cheeky grin and said "As it happens Dad, I can!"
>>
>> >His Dad was momentarily astonished and then said to his son "Wow! Well
>> >if you can do that, then you can go !@#$ yourself!"
>>
>> Thus trolled parasitic troll Tom80s.
>> --
>> Member - Liberal International  
>> This is doc...@nl2k.ab.ca       Ici doc...@nl2k.ab.ca
>> God, Queen and country! Beware Anti-Christ rising!  
>> USA petition for dissolution of your nation!- Hide quoted text -
>>
>> - Show quoted text -
>
>You've still yet to explain your audacity at insulting someone here by
>dareing to call them your 'mate' when they were nothing of the kind
>and wouldn't want to be remotely associated with a freak like you.
>
>So I ask again, who do you think you are?

Thus trolled Tom80s.
-- 
Member - Liberal International	
This is doctor@nl2k.ab.ca	Ici doctor@nl2k.ab.ca
God, Queen and country! Beware Anti-Christ rising!  
USA petition for dissolution of your nation!

wrote in message 
news:5995f1f5-a73c-4419-882d-8603378aba27@26g2000hsk.googlegroups.com...
On May 21, 1:12 pm, doc...@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca (The Doctor) wrote:
> In article ,
>
>
>
>
>
> Brian Watson  wrote:

> >Age is irrelevant; attitude is everything.
>
>> Spot on mate!

>"mate"? Who do you think you are making out like you're someone's
friend, when you have none and anyone would be disgusted and insulted
if you suggested they were in any way a friend of yours? Nobody but
nobody wants to be a friend of a troll like you, so stop being a
filthy liar.

>Show some respect.

I think he's lovely, and it was me he was replying to.

So there.

:-)
-- 
Brian
"Fight like the Devil, die like a gentleman."

On Wed, 21 May 2008 05:54:32 -0700 (PDT), tom80s@yahoo.co.uk wrote:

>On May 20, 12:22 am, Simon  wrote:
>> Two old guys chatting in the pub one evening.
>>
>> "You know, when I was in my teens I couldn't bend my cock at all, then
>> when I was in my twenties, I could bend it just a tiny bit. In my
>> thirties I could bend it a little bit more if I really tried and now I'm
>> in my forties I can nearly bend the thing in half. Is it just me, or am
>> I getting stronger?"
>
>Here's one.
>
>When Yads was a boy back in the 60's, he asked his dad if he could
>have the new toy Dalek for his birthday.

>... But the months passed and...
>... and so for a whole year...

>So he said to his dad with a smug grin on him. "Dad can I have that
>new Dalek toy for Christmas"

How come it's still described as a "new" Dalek toy after all this
time?

I'm starting to suspect that this story isn't true.

On May 21, 11:11 pm, Ed Chilada  wrote:
> On Wed, 21 May 2008 05:54:32 -0700 (PDT), tom...@yahoo.co.uk wrote:
> >On May 20, 12:22 am, Simon  wrote:
> >> Two old guys chatting in the pub one evening.
>
> >> "You know, when I was in my teens I couldn't bend my cock at all, then
> >> when I was in my twenties, I could bend it just a tiny bit. In my
> >> thirties I could bend it a little bit more if I really tried and now I'm
> >> in my forties I can nearly bend the thing in half. Is it just me, or am> >> I getting stronger?"
>
> >Here's one.
>
> >When Yads was a boy back in the 60's, he asked his dad if he could
> >have the new toy Dalek for his birthday.
> >... But the months passed and...
> >... and so for a whole year...
> >So he said to his dad with a smug grin on him. "Dad can I have that
> >new Dalek toy for Christmas"
>
> How come it's still described as a "new" Dalek toy after all this
> time?
>
> I'm starting to suspect that this story isn't true.- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

No sense of humour, some people.

In article ,
Brian Watson  wrote:
>
> wrote in message 
>news:5995f1f5-a73c-4419-882d-8603378aba27@26g2000hsk.googlegroups.com...
>On May 21, 1:12 pm, doc...@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca (The Doctor) wrote:
>> In article ,
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Brian Watson  wrote:
>
>> >Age is irrelevant; attitude is everything.
>>
>>> Spot on mate!
>
>>"mate"? Who do you think you are making out like you're someone's
>friend, when you have none and anyone would be disgusted and insulted
>if you suggested they were in any way a friend of yours? Nobody but
>nobody wants to be a friend of a troll like you, so stop being a
>filthy liar.
>
>>Show some respect.
>
>I think he's lovely, and it was me he was replying to.
>
>So there.
>
>:-)
>-- 

Tom80s is an insane troll.
-- 
Member - Liberal International	
This is doctor@nl2k.ab.ca	Ici doctor@nl2k.ab.ca
God, Queen and country! Beware Anti-Christ rising!  
USA petition for dissolution of your nation!

In article ,
Ed Chilada   wrote:
>On Wed, 21 May 2008 05:54:32 -0700 (PDT), tom80s@yahoo.co.uk wrote:
>
>>On May 20, 12:22 am, Simon  wrote:
>>> Two old guys chatting in the pub one evening.
>>>
>>> "You know, when I was in my teens I couldn't bend my cock at all, then
>>> when I was in my twenties, I could bend it just a tiny bit. In my
>>> thirties I could bend it a little bit more if I really tried and now I'm
>>> in my forties I can nearly bend the thing in half. Is it just me, or am
>>> I getting stronger?"
>>
>>Here's one.
>>
>>When Yads was a boy back in the 60's, he asked his dad if he could
>>have the new toy Dalek for his birthday.
>
>>... But the months passed and...
>>... and so for a whole year...
>
>>So he said to his dad with a smug grin on him. "Dad can I have that
>>new Dalek toy for Christmas"
>
>How come it's still described as a "new" Dalek toy after all this
>time?
>
>I'm starting to suspect that this story isn't true.
>

Because it is not.
-- 
Member - Liberal International	
This is doctor@nl2k.ab.ca	Ici doctor@nl2k.ab.ca
God, Queen and country! Beware Anti-Christ rising!  
USA petition for dissolution of your nation!

In article ,
  wrote:
>On May 21, 11:11 pm, Ed Chilada  wrote:
>> On Wed, 21 May 2008 05:54:32 -0700 (PDT), tom...@yahoo.co.uk wrote:
>> >On May 20, 12:22 am, Simon  wrote:
>> >> Two old guys chatting in the pub one evening.
>>
>> >> "You know, when I was in my teens I couldn't bend my cock at all, then
>> >> when I was in my twenties, I could bend it just a tiny bit. In my
>> >> thirties I could bend it a little bit more if I really tried and now I'm
>> >> in my forties I can nearly bend the thing in half. Is it just me, or am
>> >> I getting stronger?"
>>
>> >Here's one.
>>
>> >When Yads was a boy back in the 60's, he asked his dad if he could
>> >have the new toy Dalek for his birthday.
>> >... But the months passed and...
>> >... and so for a whole year...
>> >So he said to his dad with a smug grin on him. "Dad can I have that
>> >new Dalek toy for Christmas"
>>
>> How come it's still described as a "new" Dalek toy after all this
>> time?
>>
>> I'm starting to suspect that this story isn't true.- Hide quoted text -
>>
>> - Show quoted text -
>
>No sense of humour, some people.

Typical troll reaciton.
-- 
Member - Liberal International	
This is doctor@nl2k.ab.ca	Ici doctor@nl2k.ab.ca
God, Queen and country! Beware Anti-Christ rising!  
USA petition for dissolution of your nation!

On Thu, 22 May 2008 01:57:47 +0000 (UTC), doctor@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca
(The Doctor) wrote:

>In article ,
>Ed Chilada   wrote:
>>On Wed, 21 May 2008 05:54:32 -0700 (PDT), tom80s@yahoo.co.uk wrote:
>>
>>>On May 20, 12:22 am, Simon  wrote:
>>>> Two old guys chatting in the pub one evening.
>>>>
>>>> "You know, when I was in my teens I couldn't bend my cock at all, then
>>>> when I was in my twenties, I could bend it just a tiny bit. In my
>>>> thirties I could bend it a little bit more if I really tried and now I'm
>>>> in my forties I can nearly bend the thing in half. Is it just me, or am
>>>> I getting stronger?"
>>>
>>>Here's one.
>>>
>>>When Yads was a boy back in the 60's, he asked his dad if he could
>>>have the new toy Dalek for his birthday.
>>
>>>... But the months passed and...
>>>... and so for a whole year...
>>
>>>So he said to his dad with a smug grin on him. "Dad can I have that
>>>new Dalek toy for Christmas"
>>
>>How come it's still described as a "new" Dalek toy after all this
>>time?
>>
>>I'm starting to suspect that this story isn't true.
>>
>
>Because it is not.

NO SHIT!


Sheesh...

In article ,
Ed Chilada   wrote:
>On Thu, 22 May 2008 01:57:47 +0000 (UTC), doctor@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca
>(The Doctor) wrote:
>
>>In article ,
>>Ed Chilada   wrote:
>>>On Wed, 21 May 2008 05:54:32 -0700 (PDT), tom80s@yahoo.co.uk wrote:
>>>
>>>>On May 20, 12:22 am, Simon  wrote:
>>>>> Two old guys chatting in the pub one evening.
>>>>>
>>>>> "You know, when I was in my teens I couldn't bend my cock at all, then
>>>>> when I was in my twenties, I could bend it just a tiny bit. In my
>>>>> thirties I could bend it a little bit more if I really tried and now I'm
>>>>> in my forties I can nearly bend the thing in half. Is it just me, or am
>>>>> I getting stronger?"
>>>>
>>>>Here's one.
>>>>
>>>>When Yads was a boy back in the 60's, he asked his dad if he could
>>>>have the new toy Dalek for his birthday.
>>>
>>>>... But the months passed and...
>>>>... and so for a whole year...
>>>
>>>>So he said to his dad with a smug grin on him. "Dad can I have that
>>>>new Dalek toy for Christmas"
>>>
>>>How come it's still described as a "new" Dalek toy after all this
>>>time?
>>>
>>>I'm starting to suspect that this story isn't true.
>>>
>>
>>Because it is not.
>
>NO !@#$G!
>
>
>Sheesh...

Of course there is no truth coming from troll tom80s.!
-- 
Member - Liberal International	
This is doctor@nl2k.ab.ca	Ici doctor@nl2k.ab.ca
God, Queen and country! Beware Anti-Christ rising!  
USA petition for dissolution of your nation!

"Ed Chilada"  wrote in message 
news:urf634l13vlpudq749uk8useru487ppdk4@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 20 May 2008 00:22:53 +0100, Simon  wrote:
>
>>Two old guys chatting in the pub one evening.
>>
>>"You know, when I was in my teens I couldn't bend my cock at all, then
>>when I was in my twenties, I could bend it just a tiny bit. In my
>>thirties I could bend it a little bit more if I really tried and now I'm
>>in my forties
>
> I resent a guy in his forties being described as an "old guy".

Me too.

>

In article <hBx3k.100975$Zs3.12506@newsfe20.ams2>,
Flower of romance  wrote:
>
>"Ed Chilada"  wrote in message 
>news:urf634l13vlpudq749uk8useru487ppdk4@4ax.com...
>> On Tue, 20 May 2008 00:22:53 +0100, Simon  wrote:
>>
>>>Two old guys chatting in the pub one evening.
>>>
>>>"You know, when I was in my teens I couldn't bend my cock at all, then
>>>when I was in my twenties, I could bend it just a tiny bit. In my
>>>thirties I could bend it a little bit more if I really tried and now I'm
>>>in my forties
>>
>> I resent a guy in his forties being described as an "old guy".
>
>Me too.
>
>> 
>
>

Nothing old about us.
-- 
Member - Liberal International	
This is doctor@nl2k.ab.ca	Ici doctor@nl2k.ab.ca
God, Queen and country! Beware Anti-Christ rising!  
USA petition for dissolution of your nation!

"The Doctor"  wrote in message 
news:g2m9ou$9di$23@gallifrey.nk.ca...
> In article <hBx3k.100975$Zs3.12506@newsfe20.ams2>,
> Flower of romance  wrote:
>>
>>"Ed Chilada"  wrote in message
>>news:urf634l13vlpudq749uk8useru487ppdk4@4ax.com...
>>> On Tue, 20 May 2008 00:22:53 +0100, Simon  wrote:
>>>
>>>>Two old guys chatting in the pub one evening.
>>>>
>>>>"You know, when I was in my teens I couldn't bend my cock at all, then
>>>>when I was in my twenties, I could bend it just a tiny bit. In my
>>>>thirties I could bend it a little bit more if I really tried and now I'm
>>>>in my forties
>>>
>>> I resent a guy in his forties being described as an "old guy".
>>
>>Me too.
>>
>>>
>>
>>
>
> Nothing old about us.

40 is the new 30. Hell I'm willing to be 21 again though i was a lot 
prettier then. :) By pretty I mean not so ugly as I am now. ;)


> -- 
> Member - Liberal International
> This is doctor@nl2k.ab.ca Ici doctor@nl2k.ab.ca
> God, Queen and country! Beware Anti-Christ rising!
> USA petition for dissolution of your nation!

In article <Jyz3k.158074$cZ3.2079@newsfe10.ams2>,
Flower of romance  wrote:
>
>"The Doctor"  wrote in message 
>news:g2m9ou$9di$23@gallifrey.nk.ca...
>> In article <hBx3k.100975$Zs3.12506@newsfe20.ams2>,
>> Flower of romance  wrote:
>>>
>>>"Ed Chilada"  wrote in message
>>>news:urf634l13vlpudq749uk8useru487ppdk4@4ax.com...
>>>> On Tue, 20 May 2008 00:22:53 +0100, Simon  wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>Two old guys chatting in the pub one evening.
>>>>>
>>>>>"You know, when I was in my teens I couldn't bend my cock at all, then
>>>>>when I was in my twenties, I could bend it just a tiny bit. In my
>>>>>thirties I could bend it a little bit more if I really tried and now I'm
>>>>>in my forties
>>>>
>>>> I resent a guy in his forties being described as an "old guy".
>>>
>>>Me too.
>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>>
>>
>> Nothing old about us.
>
>40 is the new 30. Hell I'm willing to be 21 again though i was a lot 
>prettier then. :) By pretty I mean not so ugly as I am now. ;)
>

I would sex a 40 to 45 year old single non-divorcee.
-- 
Member - Liberal International	
This is doctor@nl2k.ab.ca	Ici doctor@nl2k.ab.ca
God, Queen and country! Beware Anti-Christ rising!  
USA petition for dissolution of your nation!

The Doctor wrote:
> In article <Jyz3k.158074$cZ3.2079@newsfe10.ams2>,
> Flower of romance  wrote:
>> 
>> "The Doctor"  wrote in message
>> news:g2m9ou$9di$23@gallifrey.nk.ca...
>>> In article <hBx3k.100975$Zs3.12506@newsfe20.ams2>,
>>> Flower of romance  wrote:
>>>> 
>>>> "Ed Chilada"  wrote in message
>>>> news:urf634l13vlpudq749uk8useru487ppdk4@4ax.com...
>>>>> On Tue, 20 May 2008 00:22:53 +0100, Simon  wrote:
>>>>> 
>>>>>> Two old guys chatting in the pub one evening.
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> "You know, when I was in my teens I couldn't bend my cock at
>>>>>> all, then when I was in my twenties, I could bend it just a tiny
>>>>>> bit. In my thirties I could bend it a little bit more if I
>>>>>> really tried and now I'm in my forties
>>>>> 
>>>>> I resent a guy in his forties being described as an "old guy".
>>>> 
>>>> Me too.
>>> 
>>> Nothing old about us.
>> 
>> 40 is the new 30. Hell I'm willing to be 21 again though i was a lot
>> prettier then. :) By pretty I mean not so ugly as I am now. ;)
>> 
> 
> I would sex a 40 to 45 year old single non-divorcee.

Male or Female?

In article <cIY3k.25805$j7.470035@news.indigo.ie>,
Broadway Blue  wrote:
>The Doctor wrote:
>> In article <Jyz3k.158074$cZ3.2079@newsfe10.ams2>,
>> Flower of romance  wrote:
>>> 
>>> "The Doctor"  wrote in message
>>> news:g2m9ou$9di$23@gallifrey.nk.ca...
>>>> In article <hBx3k.100975$Zs3.12506@newsfe20.ams2>,
>>>> Flower of romance  wrote:
>>>>> 
>>>>> "Ed Chilada"  wrote in message
>>>>> news:urf634l13vlpudq749uk8useru487ppdk4@4ax.com...
>>>>>> On Tue, 20 May 2008 00:22:53 +0100, Simon  wrote:
>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Two old guys chatting in the pub one evening.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> "You know, when I was in my teens I couldn't bend my cock at
>>>>>>> all, then when I was in my twenties, I could bend it just a tiny
>>>>>>> bit. In my thirties I could bend it a little bit more if I
>>>>>>> really tried and now I'm in my forties
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> I resent a guy in his forties being described as an "old guy".
>>>>> 
>>>>> Me too.
>>>> 
>>>> Nothing old about us.
>>> 
>>> 40 is the new 30. Hell I'm willing to be 21 again though i was a lot
>>> prettier then. :) By pretty I mean not so ugly as I am now. ;)
>>> 
>> 
>> I would sex a 40 to 45 year old single non-divorcee.
>
>Male or Female?
>
>

Female, hence the word non-divorcee.
-- 
Member - Liberal International	
This is doctor@nl2k.ab.ca	Ici doctor@nl2k.ab.ca
God, Queen and country! Beware Anti-Christ rising!  
USA petition for dissolution of your nation!