Here's an imaginary interview with Jesus about homosexuality, posted 
sporadically on these newsgroups over the past dozen years. Some of the 
statistics/aetiology issues need updating, but generally I'd still 
affirm this general stance. (Expect in response 'corrective' - that's 
the softest word - opinions from others either to my ideological/ 
theological left or right :-)

Rowland Croucher

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Interviewer: Jesus, you had a reputation for hanging around with those 
on the edges/margins of society. But some of my homosexual friends and 
clients wonder why you said nothing about homosexuality, even though it 
was rife back then. We're in a 'bi' bar in San Francisco... why are you 
here?

# Jesus: Hi! I was invited by a friend. Remember when Matthew threw a 
party for his mafia-type mates? I was enjoying myself before the 
religious leaders gate-crashed it.

More... http://jmm.aaa.net.au/articles/12135.htm

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Shalom/Salaam/Pax!                         Rowland Croucher

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"**Rowland Croucher**"  wrote in
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> Here's an imaginary interview with Jesus about homosexuality,


Jesus, why can't scientist's discover a cure for AIDS?
"Because they can't get the laboratory mice to fuck each other up the ass!"

Two queers are in a hot tub pushing a big turd back and forth in the water.
Jesus walked in and asked, "What the hell are you two doing?"
"We are teaching our baby how to swim!"

Why did the faggot Jesus think his boyfriend was cheating on him?
Because he kept coming home shitfaced!

Jesus, how do you know you're at a gay BBQ?
"The hotdogs taste like shit!"