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date: Tue, 26 Jun 2007 09:52:04 -0700,
group: uk.religion.misc
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I've created a new religion : Christlam!!!
It's a combination of Christianity and Islam. There is only
one GOD and he is Allah Christ, the son of Jesus and Allah.
We have it all : Sharia, Jihad, but also crusades and inquisition.
Witches will be burned, too. We do also accept polyamory. You
can have up to 10 wives.
Our houses of prayer are called Churchques.
Do you want to join???
date: Tue, 26 Jun 2007 09:52:04 -0700
author: Lucas J. Riesau
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Re: I've created a new religion : Christlam!!!
"Lucas J. Riesau" wrote in message
news:1182876724.865704.29820@q75g2000hsh.googlegroups.com...
> It's a combination of Christianity and Islam. There is only
> one GOD and he is Allah Christ, the son of Jesus and Allah.
>
> We have it all : Sharia, Jihad, but also crusades and inquisition.
> Witches will be burned, too. We do also accept polyamory. You
> can have up to 10 wives.
>
> Our houses of prayer are called Churchques.
>
> Do you want to join???
>
Stop behaving like a total cunt.
date: Sat, 7 Jul 2007 17:14:29 +0100
author: William of Baskerville
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Re: I've created a new religion : Christlam!!!
"Lucas J. Riesau" wrote in message
news:1182876724.865704.29820@q75g2000hsh.googlegroups.com...
> It's a combination of Christianity and Islam. There is only
> one GOD and he is Allah Christ, the son of Jesus and Allah.
>
> We have it all : Sharia, Jihad, but also crusades and inquisition.
> Witches will be burned, too. We do also accept polyamory. You
> can have up to 10 wives.
>
> Our houses of prayer are called Churchques.
>
> Do you want to join???
>
Stop behaving like a total cunt.
date: Sat, 7 Jul 2007 17:14:29 +0100
author: William of Baskerville
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Re: I've created a new religion : Christlam!!!
"Lucas J. Riesau" wrote in message
news:1182876724.865704.29820@q75g2000hsh.googlegroups.com...
> It's a combination of Christianity and Islam. There is only
> one GOD and he is Allah Christ, the son of Jesus and Allah.
>
> We have it all : Sharia, Jihad, but also crusades and inquisition.
> Witches will be burned, too. We do also accept polyamory. You
> can have up to 10 wives.
>
> Our houses of prayer are called Churchques.
>
> Do you want to join???
>
Stop behaving like a total cunt.
date: Sat, 7 Jul 2007 17:14:29 +0100
author: William of Baskerville
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Re: I've created a new religion : Christlam!!!
"Lucas J. Riesau" wrote in message
news:1182876724.865704.29820@q75g2000hsh.googlegroups.com...
> It's a combination of Christianity and Islam. There is only
> one GOD and he is Allah Christ, the son of Jesus and Allah.
>
> We have it all : Sharia, Jihad, but also crusades and inquisition.
> Witches will be burned, too. We do also accept polyamory. You
> can have up to 10 wives.
>
> Our houses of prayer are called Churchques.
>
> Do you want to join???
>
Stop behaving like a total cunt.
date: Sat, 7 Jul 2007 17:14:29 +0100
author: William of Baskerville
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Re: I've created a new religion : Christlam!!!
"Lucas J. Riesau" wrote in message
news:1182876724.865704.29820@q75g2000hsh.googlegroups.com...
> It's a combination of Christianity and Islam. There is only
> one GOD and he is Allah Christ, the son of Jesus and Allah.
>
> We have it all : Sharia, Jihad, but also crusades and inquisition.
> Witches will be burned, too. We do also accept polyamory. You
> can have up to 10 wives.
>
> Our houses of prayer are called Churchques.
>
> Do you want to join???
>
Stop behaving like a total cunt.
date: Sat, 7 Jul 2007 17:14:29 +0100
author: William of Baskerville
|
Re: I've created a new religion : Christlam!!!
"Lucas J. Riesau" wrote in message
news:1182876724.865704.29820@q75g2000hsh.googlegroups.com...
> It's a combination of Christianity and Islam. There is only
> one GOD and he is Allah Christ, the son of Jesus and Allah.
>
> We have it all : Sharia, Jihad, but also crusades and inquisition.
> Witches will be burned, too. We do also accept polyamory. You
> can have up to 10 wives.
>
> Our houses of prayer are called Churchques.
>
> Do you want to join???
>
Stop behaving like a total cunt.
date: Sat, 7 Jul 2007 17:14:29 +0100
author: William of Baskerville
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Re: I've created a new religion : Christlam!!!
"Lucas J. Riesau" wrote in message
news:1182876724.865704.29820@q75g2000hsh.googlegroups.com...
> It's a combination of Christianity and Islam. There is only
> one GOD and he is Allah Christ, the son of Jesus and Allah.
>
> We have it all : Sharia, Jihad, but also crusades and inquisition.
> Witches will be burned, too. We do also accept polyamory. You
> can have up to 10 wives.
>
> Our houses of prayer are called Churchques.
>
> Do you want to join???
>
Stop behaving like a total cunt.
date: Sat, 7 Jul 2007 17:14:29 +0100
author: William of Baskerville
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Re: I've created a new religion : Christlam!!!
"Lucas J. Riesau" wrote in message
news:1182876724.865704.29820@q75g2000hsh.googlegroups.com...
> It's a combination of Christianity and Islam. There is only
> one GOD and he is Allah Christ, the son of Jesus and Allah.
>
> We have it all : Sharia, Jihad, but also crusades and inquisition.
> Witches will be burned, too. We do also accept polyamory. You
> can have up to 10 wives.
>
> Our houses of prayer are called Churchques.
>
> Do you want to join???
>
Stop behaving like a total cunt.
date: Sat, 7 Jul 2007 17:14:29 +0100
author: William of Baskerville
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Re: I've created a new religion : Christlam!!!
"Lucas J. Riesau" wrote in message
news:1182876724.865704.29820@q75g2000hsh.googlegroups.com...
> It's a combination of Christianity and Islam. There is only
> one GOD and he is Allah Christ, the son of Jesus and Allah.
>
> We have it all : Sharia, Jihad, but also crusades and inquisition.
> Witches will be burned, too. We do also accept polyamory. You
> can have up to 10 wives.
>
> Our houses of prayer are called Churchques.
>
> Do you want to join???
>
Stop behaving like a total cunt.
date: Sat, 7 Jul 2007 17:14:29 +0100
author: William of Baskerville
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Re: I've created a new religion : Christlam!!!
"Lucas J. Riesau" wrote in message
news:1182876724.865704.29820@q75g2000hsh.googlegroups.com...
> It's a combination of Christianity and Islam. There is only
> one GOD and he is Allah Christ, the son of Jesus and Allah.
>
> We have it all : Sharia, Jihad, but also crusades and inquisition.
> Witches will be burned, too. We do also accept polyamory. You
> can have up to 10 wives.
>
> Our houses of prayer are called Churchques.
>
> Do you want to join???
>
Stop behaving like a total cunt.
date: Sat, 7 Jul 2007 17:14:29 +0100
author: William of Baskerville
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Re: I've created a new religion : Christlam!!!
"Lucas J. Riesau" wrote in message
news:1182876724.865704.29820@q75g2000hsh.googlegroups.com...
> It's a combination of Christianity and Islam. There is only
> one GOD and he is Allah Christ, the son of Jesus and Allah.
>
> We have it all : Sharia, Jihad, but also crusades and inquisition.
> Witches will be burned, too. We do also accept polyamory. You
> can have up to 10 wives.
>
> Our houses of prayer are called Churchques.
>
> Do you want to join???
>
Stop behaving like a total cunt.
date: Sat, 7 Jul 2007 17:14:29 +0100
author: William of Baskerville
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