"Sacred cows make the best hamburger." - Mark Twain

http://deoxy.org/tcrime.htm

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Julian wrote:
> "Sacred cows make the best hamburger." - Mark Twain
>
> http://deoxy.org/tcrime.htm
>
> http://ptlslzb87.blogspot.com/

:D

The Purple Cow by Gelett Burgess

The Purple Cow's Projected Feast:
Reflections on a Mythic Beast,
Who's Quite Remarkable, at Least.

  I never saw a purple cow,
  I never hope to see one;
  But I can tell you, anyhow,
  I'd rather see than be one.

dee wrote:
> Julian wrote:
> > "Sacred cows make the best hamburger." - Mark Twain
> >
> > http://deoxy.org/tcrime.htm
> >
> > http://ptlslzb87.blogspot.com/
>
> :D
>
> The Purple Cow by Gelett Burgess
>
> The Purple Cow's Projected Feast:
> Reflections on a Mythic Beast,
> Who's Quite Remarkable, at Least.
>
>   I never saw a purple cow,
>   I never hope to see one;
>   But I can tell you, anyhow,
>   I'd rather see than be one.

The Purple Cow: Suite by Gelett Burgess

H, Yes! I Wrote the "Purple Cow" --
I'm Sorry, now, I Wrote it!
But I can Tell you Anyhow, 
I'll Kill you if you Quote it!