Q. Why can¹t Smurfs swim?
A. Because: #river .forest-dwelling-creatures { color: #12d; float: none; }

An English man, Irish man and Scottish man walk into a bar, but non-one
knows they are there because: #bar .man[lang=en], #bar .man[lang=gaelic],
#bar .man[lang=celtic] { visibility: hidden; }

Q. Why did the background-image of a chicken cross the screen?
A. Because: #chicken { background: url(/images/chicky-wicky-woo.gif)
no-repeat; float: right; }

Your mother¹s so fat that .your-mother { display: block; font-weight: bold;
width: 100%; border: 200px solid #e77; background: #320
url(/fridge/loads-of-pies.pig) repeat; }

#knock .knock
Who¹s there?
An element with an class of Œknock¹ contained within another element with
the id of Œknock¹

Q. What do you call an xhtml document with a spade in it¹s head?
A. < head >a spade< /head >

Q. Why couldn¹t the block element contained in the inline element walk?
A. Because it was invalid

Q. What do you call: a.dear with no < i >¹s?
A. A link with the class of Œdear¹ that isn¹t in italics

Q. Why was it relatively easy for the vicar to carry a container of holy
water?
A. Because: font-weight: normal;

Q. Why was the pillow soft?
A. Because: .pillow { padding: 100px; }