In  on Sun, 01 Nov
2009 21:34:09 +0000, Mike Fleming <{mike}@tauzero.co.uk> wrote:

>In article , Dick Gaughan
> writes:
>
>> Nah, with all respect to your good self and the noble departed,
>> that was me as well. One of my proposed election slogans at some
>> previous ballot -
>> 
>> "Vote for us or we'll nuke Dudley."
>
>I can see where you went wrong there. Just change "or" to "and" and
>you've got a winner.

As a furriner, I find this love affair the rest of England has
with Dudley to be a bit of a puzzle. I thought people would have
gone to any lengths to preserve such a charming and popular place.

I went there (once) but it must have been a tourist day; all the
people I met seemed to be speaking some obscure dialect of
Finnish.

-- 
DG

On Mon, 2 Nov 2009 01:10:53 +0000, Molly Mockford
 wrote:

>It does have an extremely good song about the canal tunnel.  (Martyn, 
>wanna join me in a quick chor-arse?)

Only if nobody is listening!

(I've been paid to sing - elsewhere).